The pet I raised comes from the second dimension.
Chapter 88: Donas's Lure the Tiger Away from the Mountain
Chapter 88: Donas's Lure the Tiger Away from the Mountain
Most of the animals couldn't understand what Doonas was saying.
Because of insufficient IQ.
They thought Marshal Doonas was just blabbering about his usual nonsense again...
The only animals that grasped the speech's spirit were the mountain donkeys, wild horses, and spotted rats. The mountain donkeys, being too large, couldn't leave the nature reserves; the wild horses were in a similar situation, unable to scale the multi-meter-high walls; and the spotted rats, being timid, wouldn't venture into schools where humans gathered.
Things to know:
Chipmunks can be any bright color.
Only the original skin or pure white hair is difficult to survive!
Yuanpi is a big black rat, and everyone wants to kill him.
White-skinned laboratory mice are used as experimental samples in medical schools.
Seeing that the animals under his command were as cowardly as ever, Doonas sighed helplessly and complained in his heart that "they are all useless". In the end, he decided to continue to lead by example as before.
Sit on the back of the steppe eagle,
"Huh! Huh!"
Two whistles blew, and Doonas set off alone, her solitary figure like a general on a gallop, leaving the crowd in the dust.
same moment
Huang Musong and Duo Luo walked from the campus cafeteria to the fruit shop.
Yesterday, I learned that Doonas can control birds, so there's no need to study their routes in and out of school. However, the "Waiting for the Rabbit by the Tree" strategy still works; just replace the "tree" with the gap in the fence and the fruit shop.
Donas steals fruits not just to fill her stomach.
and so!
“It will definitely come again.”
Huang Musong talked to himself, trying to guess what Doonas was thinking.
Duoluo raised his little paw to pick up the freshly cooled soy milk.
It wants people to drink a sip to moisten their throats.
Qingcheng is located in the west and the geographical environment is too dry.
Under Duo Luo's care, Huang Musong finished drinking the soy milk and walked into the fruit shop, where he found that there was only one part-time college student on duty.
shift pattern,
The clerk at this time was someone I hadn't seen yesterday.
The clerk got up early to work the shift, his face was dejected and he wanted to lie down on the floor to catch up on his sleep.
Duoluo is very good at taking care of others.
Seeing that the young man on duty was particularly sleepy, Duoluo stepped forward with his short legs, rushed over happily, picked up an Oh Runji and peeled it.
Use the tip of your claws to gently scrape off the white line.
With a bright smile, he presented a whole Oh Runji.
"Here~"
"Hurry up and eat one..."
Duoluo wanted to continue saying: Take one, Runji, and you won’t feel sleepy anymore.
The other party's fierce and disgusted look frightened it into silence.
I didn’t dare say the second half of the sentence.
Turning around and hiding beside someone (Huang Musong), Duo Luo was like a child who had made a mistake, not daring to face the young man on duty who looked unfriendly.
It feels wronged.
Runji meant well, why was he getting a glare?
so scary~
Brother, you can't hit me...
Huang Musong noticed that Duoluo was trembling beside his legs, so he picked it up, rubbed it, and put it down after comforting it.
Simultaneously
Huang Musong saw the boy on duty drowsy like a chicken pecking at rice,
So he suggested, "You go back to the dormitory and sleep. I'm the doro hunter Wang Yun hired. I'll take your shift in the mornings, and you can still get your salary."
Upon hearing this,
The boy on duty suddenly had a light in his eyes.
The speed of running to the dormitory is comparable to the 100-meter sprint during the physical examination.
Only Huang Musong and Duo Luo were left alone in the fruit shop.
Duo Luo also peeled an orange for someone and put it to his mouth, with a slightly frown on his face, looking unhappy.
"What's the matter?" Huang Musong asked with concern.
Doro shook his head, not wanting to say it, but unable to hold back: "The {Doro Hunter} profession is bad~! Warrior, Mage, Support... these professions are all great. People, don't be a {Doro Hunter}, okay?"
It is a doro itself,
The profession of {doro hunter} makes Doro feel like he is being treated as prey.
Huang Musong suppressed his laughter, gently patted its little head, and explained, "'Doro Hunter' is a word I just came up with. There's no such profession in the world. What I mean is that we have to catch Donas today. It's a Doro like you. So, today is the only day for the two of us to be 'Doro Hunters'."
Yeah!
So that’s it?
Duo Luo scratched his head awkwardly, silently indicating that he had misunderstood, and turned around to start patrolling in front of the store.
"Catch~, ah catch~, catch Doonas..."
Walking in the bright sunshine, Duoluo hummed a little tune, matching the lyrics he came up with on the spur of the moment with ethnic nursery rhymes.
Located at the base of the wall near the fruit shop
Doñas stood in the shadows,
The clever viewing angle makes it difficult to be seen from the direction of the fruit shop, while being able to clearly monitor a large area outside the fruit shop.
Often trapped by college students who want to support themselves,
Doonas was experienced and had learned to detect ambushes.
Wild cats and Border Collies ensure a safe path for retreat at forks in the road;
The pure black earth dog it is feeding is the vanguard general of this battle.
"Appetizer radish!"
"Egg fried rice!" "Half a grilled sausage!" "Green chicken drumstick (cucumber root)!"
"Relieve the greasiness of cabbage!"
"Is the food ok, Heimao?"
While waiting for the black dog to finish eating, Doonas pulled the dog's tail, meaning to tell it which way to lead Dora away from the fruit shop.
The black-haired mongrel gulped down the food, whimpering to indicate it understood, and then ran towards its target. Now, Doraemon is as big as a husky.
When it stood upright, its height was enough to crush the entire black-haired local dog's head.
The black-haired dog dared not attack Duo Luo,
In order to complete the task, the black-haired dog deliberately barked, then jumped into the store and took away a box of fruit from the half-price shelf area.
with a clear purpose!
The black-haired dog has been wanting to eat this for a long time.
After grabbing the spoils, he ran away, deliberately bumping into Duoluo before leaving. He continued to run at full speed. The black-haired dog glanced back a few times and cast a playful look at Duoluo.
"Come and chase me if you can."
Duo Luo understood that the black-haired dog seemed to be barking to tease it.
When I was wandering around, I was small and afraid of dogs.
The situation is different now!
Faced with the provocation of the black-haired dog that was thinner than himself, and watching the fruits in the store being stolen, Doro immediately summoned a hammer and chased after it.
"Stinky dog!"
"Give the fruit back..."
The two short legs kept struggling, and Duoluo chased after it impatiently, not forgetting to turn on the positioning function of the smart watch to avoid getting lost.
Inside the store
Huang Musong watched Duo Luo chasing further and further away, and vaguely felt that the situation was definitely not that simple.
No matter how bold the stray dogs on campus are, they won't steal fruits openly, right?
Besides, dogs’ favorite food is not fruit.
The current scene is quite similar to the strategy of "Luring the Tiger Away from the Mountain".
as predicted!
When Huang Musong was thinking about it,
Doonas's question came from the store entrance...
"Hey, this basket of food at the door is about to rot, Runji, do you still want it?"
Following the sound, Huang Musong saw Doonas again, who looked like a smaller version of Dora.
"No. What? Something wrong?"
They were a few meters apart, so as not to alert the enemy, Huang Musong cooperated and started the conversation first.
"If you don't want it, can I take it?"
As she spoke, Doonas pointed to a basket of fresh oranges and made a gesture to move them away.
It deliberately describes good oranges as being rotten.
Courtesy first, then attack!
I learned this trick when I was taken into the dormitory by college students as a pet.
Then supplemented by deliberately playing the victim,
"I haven't eaten in a long time."
Doonas's acting skills win people's sympathy...
As an advanced animal, humans have a basic IQ far higher than that of doro.
What's more, people like Huang Musong already have extremely rich experience in raising Doro and Dorothy and are familiar with Doro's habits!
He didn't believe that Donnas hadn't eaten for a long time.
The so-called long time,
You mean 5 minutes ago?
Huang Musong only joked in his heart, kept smiling, and deliberately refused: "You are not allowed to take that basket of oranges."
"Can you sell it to me cheaper? I..." Doonas narrowed her eyes and asked the first half of the question. Her expression suddenly became full of conspiracy.
《Not cheap? Don’t blame me for snatching it away! 》
This is the back half of it hidden at the base of the throat.
It turned out that it didn't work
Huang Musong coincidentally interrupted and said, "The freshest Oh Runji are in the refrigerator. These are given to you for free, take them home and eat them. Oh Runji that are left to rot easily will rot, and eating rotten Oh Runji will make you sick. Poor little fellow..."
Doonas: “???”
A strange touch,
It softens the lungs like aged vinegar.
Suddenly, Doonas felt her eyes sore and she couldn't understand what was going on!
When it was caught and lived in a dormitory with college students, it taught itself a book called "Thirty-Six Strategies".
The military strategies and tactics in the book fascinated Donnas.
It has learned the basics of strategy and is gradually able to use it, but the only thing it doesn't understand is the art of psychological warfare.
sincere!
Doonas had no resistance to the strategy that Huang Musong inadvertently displayed, and she was unable to recover for several seconds.
Out of the corner of my eye I saw Doonas in a daze.
Huang Musong exclaimed in his heart, "What a great opportunity!"
He immediately rushed over,
Unfortunately, Donnas regained consciousness at the last moment before being caught.
"Whoosh"
Dodge nimbly.
Doonas' heart was pounding, she felt nervous and emotional, and she sighed inwardly, "He's truly a succubus among humans! Even this Marshal could be bewitched by him for a moment? There are so many heroes in the world, they're like a multitude of fish swimming across the river..."
(End of this chapter)
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