Don't disturb the sorcerer's scientific research

Chapter 53 To pull or not to pull, that is the question
Guderian Reinhardt, the arcane archer who has experienced countless battles and adventures, would never have imagined, even if he had exhausted his imagination, that the spell that brought him the greatest pressure in his life would be an ordinary activation spell.

It's not a high-end spell like animate objects that makes immovable objects move.

It is a very common activation technique that can be used to activate areas where there is blood stasis or where muscles feel stiff.

A green light surrounded him.

This activation technique, which should not have caused any harm, now acted on his large intestine, which was wriggling wildly and desperately looking for an outlet.

The surging impulse made it impossible for him to stand. His body gradually curled up and he lay hunched over, using all his strength to defend the last barrier.

Sphincter exhaustion group!

He now looked like a cooked shrimp, bent over and holding his stomach, and the shrimp thread looked like it was about to break.

At this time, the spectators in the square were completely confused by the development of the battle.

For them, this was a magical exam that was both extremely entertaining and a bit unbearable to watch.

The imaginative use of spells and the ups and downs of the situation make every attack of Jia Xiu's team so exciting.

As for not being able to bear watching it… it means literally not being able to bear watching it.

too disgusting.

"What's wrong with this examiner? Why is he lying there again? Is he going to vomit again?"

"I can't stand it anymore. I can't bear to watch this anymore."

"You know what, this examiner's food is usually pretty good."

"Is what he eats the main focus?"

"Hey, did Jia Xiugang use some magic again?"

"I don't know. What's wrong with today's explanation? They can't even explain the students' spells clearly..."

The commentator was also in agony at this moment. He had realized that this exam would be a classic battle that everyone would talk about for quite a long time.

And when everyone is discussing it, they will definitely mention an explanation that is difficult to explain in words.

It's all over. He thought this would be the highlight of his career, but now he has become a clown!

It’s okay as Jia Xiu’s spells have strange effects, at least you can roughly tell what the original spells were.

What the hell is that Mia using?

It seems to be the Spore Surround commonly used by Spore Druids, but apart from spraying out a cloud of mist, it has nothing in common with the normal Spore Surround.

Please, three living fathers who are taking exams, use some magic that normal people can understand.

Although I don’t know how to explain it, as a professional commentator, I can’t let the atmosphere get cold.

"Candidate Jia Xiu used a spell that was suspected to be the Revitalization Spell." Although the spell looked exactly like the Revitalization Spell, the commentator still used the word "suspected" rigorously.

"The activation technique seems to be interacting with the mist surrounding the examiner, causing a strong poisoning effect. Guderian can't bear it!"

Guderian was indeed about to be unable to bear it.

He looked up at the exam timer in the sky of the phantom world. Why was it only seven minutes?

It feels like a century!
The peristalsis of the intestines became more and more intense, and the sphincter was reaching its limit. It was about to burst, and if it did, it would be like a dam breaking...

Guderian's tongue tip had been bitten and bleeding, and he tried to use another kind of pain to divert his attention. Unfortunately, this world is objective, and the tension in his anus will not be diverted by the diversion of attention.

The look he gave Jia Xiu was filled with resentment and hatred. Devil, that kid was definitely not a human being, he was the most evil devil in human skin!
At the same time, Jia Xiu looked at Guderian with awe.

Are you still holding it in?

The human will can be so strong.

What an awe-inspiring spirit this is. Would you rather suffocate yourself to death than die socially?
I recognize you, Guderian, you are now the first Patience King who surpasses Hannash.

However, just as Hannah, who had endured the first wave of paronychia, had his big toe stepped on hard by the heel of a shoe, Guderian, who had endured the first wave of shit, was not immune.

Since it can withstand ordinary activation techniques, what about this?
Jia Xiu looked solemn as he channeled his magic power, "Activation Technique - Ring Up!"

At this moment, Guderian even briefly forgot the torture he was enduring. Every word that came out of Jash's mouth in the distance sounded to him like the nightmarish whispers of the abyss demon as it tortured him.

"Activation ring, irregular, high frequency, vibration!"

"enough!"

Guderian used up his last bit of strength and shouted at the top of his lungs, "Enough! Don't you just want to trample on my dignity?"

Because of a sore throat, the sounds he made were incredibly pitiful. Jia Xiu was baffled; from what angle was this interpretation made?

His tactics might be a bit torturous, but the intention is to defeat his opponent, using all his tricks, and that’s respect!
Jia Xiu felt wronged.

Perhaps the path to truth is often accompanied by misunderstandings.

Guderian continued to cry out in grief and indignation, "I am an honored member of the Reinhard family! I am an outstanding adventurer! I can only die in battle! I will unleash everything and fight you to the death!"

Hearing his declaration, Ram silently plucked some grass from the ground, rolled it into a ball and stuffed it into his nostrils.

At this moment, Jia Xiu knew that the tactic had been successful.

……

Guderian stood up with difficulty, maintaining a half-squatting posture, hoping that the grass would block his view and prevent the audience from noticing anything unusual.

Take a deep breath and do some final mental preparation.

Don’t panic, don’t panic, maybe you can’t see it. Imagine that this is an empty toilet.

The muscles that were tense to the point of being stiff relaxed slightly...

It turns out that it is impossible to relax even a little in this situation. Once you relax, it will be like opening the floodgates to release the flood.

At the moment of release, Guderian was free.

Like a flying fish swimming in the sea, an eagle soaring in the sky, and a horse galloping on the grassland, he was free, without repression or restraint, and the pain turned into peace.

The relief brought by the release suddenly gave him a sense of happiness.

"what--"

Overwhelmed by the huge feeling of happiness, Guderian couldn't help but groan.

However, a sudden voice, coming from a devil in human skin, broke his happy moment.

"Mage Armor!"

The translucent armor wraps around the anus and holds it!

Guderian felt warmth between his legs.

He smiled slightly at Jia Xiu's actions, "Do you think such humiliation can still hurt me? It's impossible. I don't care about anything anymore!"

"No, you misunderstood," Jia Xiu replied calmly, "The purpose of the mage armor is to create a good fermentation environment?"

"What kind of environment?" Guderian felt vaguely that he had fallen into a trap, but he didn't know what the trap was.

Jia Xiu said seriously, in a scientific tone, "The bacteria released by Mia include not only pathogens, but also facultative anaerobes that can decompose organic matter into hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and acetic acid."

Guderian was confused. He heard several nouns at once, which he seemed to understand but actually did not understand at all. Everyone was confused.

Jia Xiu continued, "They are responsible for creating an oxygen-deficient environment and providing raw materials for the methanogens' respiration. A large group of methanogens, strengthened by the Activation Technique, are now working hard to breathe. You should feel a slight warmth rising, right?"

"I..." Although Guderian didn't understand, he did feel that the space between his legs was getting hotter and hotter.

"It should be almost at the explosive concentration now."

After saying that, Jia Xiu cast his magic.

“Flame Arrow!”

A magic arrow with an orange-red tail flame drew a beautiful trajectory in the air and went straight to Guderian's crotch.

Mage armor is also canceled.

Methane gas comes into contact with an ignition source.

Almost instantly, a small fireball, mainly blue with a pale yellow edge, rose up and engulfed Guderian.

Because the amount of gas is limited, the scale of the explosion is not large, but it is enough to deal with one person, not to mention that the detonation point is the crotch.

Guderian fell down wailing and was silent.

"Wow." Ram exclaimed. It turned out that the boss and Mia were studying poop for this purpose.

"Wow." Margaret exclaimed. If this fireball wasn't made of shit, it would be quite beautiful.

"Wow!" The reporter in the audience exclaimed, and wrote in his notebook, "Maggot in the sea of ​​feces, a record of a special entrance exam to Santello, the first person in history to be killed by a shit explosion..."

(End of this chapter)