Douluo Continent: Martial Soul Yellow Spring, Mei and Thunder General

Chapter 36 After eating feces, it rained like rain.
When Poison Douluo and Starry Sky were exchanging information about immortal herbs.

His face suddenly tightened, his anus tightened, and his thighs involuntarily closed together.

He suddenly had a feeling that he couldn't help himself.

"Ugh...this...how can this be! No! I can't..."

The laxative finally took effect. Poison Douluo looked pained and felt he couldn't hold back any longer, so he quickly ran outside the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well.

"Huh? What's this old monster up to? He's acting like he's begging for a meal from the General?"

Seeing that Poison Douluo had suddenly run away, Yu Yuanzhen's pupils widened, his face full of suspicion.

When the general was mentioned, his eyes flickered, and he felt that this Poison Douluo must have become like this because of the Thunder General.

As we all know, General Thunder's food is very effective, but it has significant side effects.

Poison Douluo must be experiencing some side effects.

Thinking this, Yu Yuanzhen quickly followed.

The reason he hasn't acted yet must be because his own strength is greater than that of Poison Douluo.

He's going to follow them now to see what side effects Poison Douluo has experienced.

At that time, he would be prepared.

"Damn it! You old bastard, what are you doing following me?!"

Poison Douluo was about to need to defecate; the feeling of wanting to erupt made him realize that this was definitely not a simple matter.

When he's having an accident, and Yu Yuanzhen is looking at him with scrutinizing eyes, wouldn't he lose face big time?
He immediately stopped Yu Yuanzhen and increased his speed, wanting to get away from this troublesome guy.

"You're so old and still acting shamelessly? You old poisoner, stop running! Let me see how you finally collapse this time! And why did you run so far? Once you collapse and faint, you'll be completely unprepared. It would be ridiculous if you were found by a soul beast in the wilderness and eaten."

Yu Yuanzhen pursued relentlessly, closing the distance between himself and Poison Douluo.

"Damn it!" Poison Douluo was furious. He needed to take a dump, and this old geezer saw him doing it. Where would his pride be?

So, poisonous gas rose from the Poison Douluo's palm as he tried to release the poison and block Yu Yuanzhen.

He is a titled Douluo who reveres poison, possessing numerous and treacherous methods.

No titled Douluo was willing to take his poison head-on.

This will stop Yu Yuanzhen.

However, as soon as he had this thought, his stomach churned.

It felt as if something was fighting inside my stomach.

It made it hard for him to hold back any longer.

“Ah, no!!”

With a loud shout, Poison Douluo stuck out his buttocks, and a long purple river burst through his clothes and sprayed straight behind him.

Yu Yuanzhen followed closely behind Poison Douluo, keeping a distance of no more than ten meters.

He continued to chase after them at top speed.

Before he could even wonder what the purple thing was, it was already pressed against his face.

Instantly, a stench and nausea filled Yu Yuanzhen's entire body.

He felt as if he had been forced into a septic tank, and the overwhelming stench made him want to die.

"Old...old monster!!"

Yu Yuanzhen was furious. This despicable Poison Douluo was not properly refining his stinking poison, but instead using excrement to fuss over him.

He immediately started vomiting.

This experience was absolutely terrible.

He's now so eager to kill Poison Douluo.

That smell...

Yu Yuanzhen was engulfed in lightning, which shattered the disgusting thing on his body.

When he could finally see Poison Douluo, he found him lying on the ground.

With its butt sticking out, it kept spraying a purple mixture in all directions.

At the same time, he moved around like a small car powered by exhaust fumes, swaying and wobbling.

Yu Yuanzhen immediately stopped in his tracks.

There's something wrong, there's definitely something wrong here!
With such immense power as Poison Douluo, how could he have fallen to this state? There's only one possible outcome: he's been fed the General's food!

Yu Yuanzhen couldn't help but feel a tightness in his chrysanthemum when he thought of this!

Wait a minute, he won't do that too, will he?

"No...uh...I..."

It's true what they say, what you fear most is what happens.

Yu Yuanzhen couldn't hold back any longer.

He didn't want to end up like Poison Douluo, so he dug a deep pit, squatted on top of it, and started venting his frustration.

However, he still underestimated the power of this generator.

He shot into the sky like a rocket, his immense and sustained power allowing him to fly continuously!

The forest was instantly filled with a foul stench and became a complete mess because of what the two of them had done.

Meanwhile, the Heavenly Dou Imperial Palace had long since become a living hell.

After finishing their meal, everyone was overjoyed, looking forward to improving their abilities.

But what they were presented with was an incredibly tragic scene.

They mostly spray each other directly, and the ones that can fly are flying everywhere.

The scene was incredibly horrific and unbearable to witness.

Many nobles left the palace to return to their own residences, and then, unable to contain themselves, they erupted on the main road.

You said that hiding in the sedan chair wouldn't be discovered?
Haha, you underestimate its power.

No matter what material the sedan chair is made of, a single jet of purple water will turn it into tattered pieces!

Then the excrement rained down, and the rain kept falling!

This has caused immense suffering to the people of Tiandou!

……

"Ok?"

General Thunder captured some soul beasts, cut them into pieces, and threw them into the Yin-Yang Well of Ice and Fire.

However, the power within the Yin-Yang Well of Ice and Fire is too great.

Once the soul beast meat entered, it instantly turned into dregs.

Not even a bone was left.

Is this what you call a meal? This is clearly an attempt to cover up a crime!

Was one of the joints done incorrectly?
General Thunder was very puzzled.

Upon seeing this, Xingkong quickly grabbed a transparent bag and held it above the Yin-Yang Well of Ice and Fire.

It was as if something had been put into a bag.

His expression was one of ecstatic joy. "General's wife! You made it! The air in this bag is the delicious food you made!"

As she spoke, Xingkong opened a corner of the bag, took a deep breath, and looked completely blissful.

"Ah~! Is this the pinnacle of Raiden's cooking skills? It's absolutely delicious! I feel like I've been reborn, and my heart is filled with boundless joy!"

"Ah~! I want to... I want to eat the delicious meals cooked by General Thunder's wife every day!!"

Upon hearing this, General Thunder was overjoyed, and the corners of his mouth turned up in a smile.

As expected of her, only she in the world could make such delicious food.

Then, General Thunder continued to throw the soul beast meat into the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well, without even cleaning off the hairs.

Xingkong stood to the side with a smile, filling a transparent bag with air.

He's so clever!
They completely outmaneuvered General Thunder.

She wants to cook, right? Then let her cook this shapeless dish.

It's invisible and intangible; it's called food, but it's really just air!

You can eat as much of the starry sky as you want.

(End of this chapter)