Douluo Continent: Martial Soul Yellow Spring, Mei and Thunder General

Chapter 47 Tang San Wants to Eat Like Crazy

The Shrek Academy students and Yu Yuanzhen's group all looked exhausted.

Yesterday, after eating the food the general cooked, I had so much diarrhea. I told them not to mention how uncomfortable I felt.

I slept until now, and my whole body still feels heavy, as if a huge mountain is pressing down on me.

What puzzled them was why there was no obvious improvement.

Initially, it was an increase in soul power; Qin Ming even increased it twice.

Then they had a bowel movement, which eliminated impurities from their bodies, allowing their soul power to circulate faster within them.

They had another huge meal of diarrhea, but they didn't feel good about it. This made them wonder if the effects of the "general's meal" couldn't be repeated.
Or was the ability transferred to another location?
They were all too weak and too dull, which is why they couldn't feel anything.

Tang San was so angry he wanted to kill someone.

He didn't even increase his soul power by a single sliver.

So why did he eat so much...?
Is it just for survival?

Tang San felt that it would be better for him to die than to live such a humiliating life!

"Long live the General!"

"General, your culinary skills are the best in the world!"

Even though Yu Yuanzhen and the others were very weak, they were still extremely excited when they saw General Lei Dian.

They circled around General Thunder.

This made Tang San's heart tremble.

Judging from their expressions, it seems they've gained quite a bit of benefit.

Why don't I have it?
When asked again, Dai Mubai, Zhao Wuji, and the others shook their heads, saying that apart from becoming weaker, they hadn't shown any significant improvement.

Why is this happening?

Tang San didn't understand and was very unwilling.

He ate so much but ended up with nothing. How could he possibly get over that?
"No! When we were pulling them out, we separated from Yu Yuanzhen and the others. They must have some secret we don't know! Next time something like this happens, we'll follow them. That way, we can really use the general's food to improve our cultivation!"

Tang San still refused to give up, and he was now being threatened by Yu Yuanzhen.

After that, he had to eat the food the general cooked, even if he didn't want to.

We must obtain their secrets so that their suffering will not have been in vain.

Zhao Wuji, Dai Mubai, and the others nodded repeatedly, as they thought the same thing.

"Hiss... Luckily I didn't eat it, otherwise, I would really be doomed."

Ning Rongrong always eats Mei's food; she wouldn't even eat the General's food if it were given to a pig. She would rather die than eat it.

In the end, she escaped unscathed, and General Thunder did not cause her any trouble.

After all, General Thunder has already won.

If Ning Rongrong doesn't eat it, that's Ning Rongrong's loss.

Similarly, Snake Granny and Meng Yiran did not eat the general's meal.

They were also threatened by the general's power, but at the time, they just wanted to eat some of Mei's food first, and then, if they really couldn't stand it anymore, they would go and eat the general's food.

Then, the reactions of those people made the two women absolutely unwilling to touch the general's food.

They would rather die than suffer such humiliation.

And so, they escaped unscathed.

Then, seeing that these people had woken up, the general decided to cook again.

Mei stopped trying to stop her.

Not only because of his loss yesterday, but also because Hoshizora told Raiden Mei about his plan.

These people eat the general's food just to gain greater power.

Xingkong added a large amount of laxatives to the general's seasoning, which would cause these people to excrete the food quickly no matter how much of the general's food they ate.

The body cannot absorb the mysterious substance inside.

There will be no improvement in physical health or cultivation. Without benefits, even the most delicious food prepared by a general will be rejected outright.

Just wait for these people to despair.

General Thunder led his men on a tour of the forest and found all the ingredients they needed.

General Thunder also captured a dragon-type soul beast with 20,000 years of cultivation.

This made Yu Tianheng very excited.

He felt he could absorb the spirit ring of this spirit beast.

Tang San was shocked; Yu Tianheng was only level 40.

Absorbing a 20,000-year-old soul ring?
Is this courting death, or is he just very confident in himself?

General Lei Dian didn't pay much attention and ordered Yu Tianheng to kill the dragon-like soul beast.

It started absorbing the spirit ring of this spirit beast right next to the pot.

As usual, General Thunder cut the soul beast into chunks and threw it into a pot to boil.

Yu Tianheng absorbed the ten-thousand-year soul ring without exploding; in fact, he seemed quite relaxed.

Qin Ming's eyes gleamed with longing. "I feel that my seventh spirit ring can absorb a 100,000-year spirit ring."

Upon hearing this, Tang San and the others were filled with shock and disbelief!

These people were indeed empowered; they really did have a way of gaining power from the General's Meal and improving their strength.

After Yu Tianheng finished absorbing the ten-thousand-year soul ring, the general's meal was ready.

With Yu Tianheng's successful absorption of a ten-thousand-year soul ring as a precedent, others became even more frantic when trying to absorb them.

While waiting, Tang San wanted to go to Yu Yuanzhen and the others to learn from them.

However, Yu Yuanzhen felt that he couldn't let these juniors see him suffering from diarrhea, so he used his powerful strength to force them away.

Poison Douluo even set up a poisonous miasma, making Tang San and his companions' efforts futile once again.

Therefore, Tang San had to calculate it himself.

"Eating...and then pooping. What benefits do you get? You need to absorb them first...so pooping means...oh, I see!"

Tang San immediately understood the problem.

"No matter how good the food is, it's useless if it comes out of the stomach! Next time, we should just try not to poop, and it would be better to find something to block the excretion opening."

"You're the smartest one, mistress!"

Dai Mubai patted Tang San's shoulder, his eyes brimming with tears.

These past two days, who can understand his suffering?

Zhu Zhuqing saw him spraying the yellow-purple mixture.

He must be so disliked by Zhu Zhuqing.

That's his fiancée.

His image plummeted, so he vowed to become stronger, stronger, and fucking stronger!

Only by becoming stronger can I earn Zhu Zhuqing's respect!

Only then can you save face!
"Tang San, you're skilled with hidden weapons, have sharp eyes, and know how to set up all sorts of gadgets and mechanisms. Why don't you help us make a stopper?"

Oscar looked at Tang San with anticipation.

"Yes! Third Brother, I couldn't stop the eruption at all. If there's nothing to stop it, it'll be hard for us to keep the General's food inside his body. We can only block this passage."

Ma Hongjun was also very enthusiastic; he wanted to become stronger so he could sleep with a high-quality Soul Master sister.

Tang San's lips twitched. Design stoppers for them?
Why don't we try to manipulate their Chrysanthemum Douluo?

However, the group immediately surrounded Tang San, looking at him with expressions of 'we're counting on you, brother.'

Tang San had the ability, and also wanted to subdue these followers, so he could only suppress his disgust, agree to their request, and then create custom plugs for them...

(End of this chapter)