Chapter 53 Thunder General Plays Fruit Ninja
"Hiss... The general's wife is really fierce. That stab must have satisfied her anger. Luckily, I was well-prepared."

Starry Sky carefully put away the cut-off peach.

Later, we can find someone to weld it back on and continue using it.

Then he took out a huge peach and swung it in the air.

Waiting for my wife in the underworld to come.

When people saw the whole peach reappear, they were at a loss.

After all, that terrifying strike just now was incredibly shocking.

Why would a peach be subjected to such an attack?

However, when faced with things that defy common sense, there are still too few rational people.

Soon, some people began to kneel and worship again, but most people still believed that it was heavenly gods eating peaches.

They are the gods in the sky. They used their heaven as a table, put peaches on it, and then split them open with a knife.

Of course, these are just outsiders' opinions.

In the Heavenly Dou Imperial Palace, they witnessed the power of the general who could slice the heavens in two with a single stroke.

Upon seeing the peaches, they dared not act blindly any longer.

What a joke! What peach? What peach god?
The one who cooks for them must be the strongest god!

Although that's what everyone thought, when General Thunder looked up and saw the peach, a surge of anger welled up inside him!
That peach is still in the air! It's practically courting death!

Then, without hesitation, General Thunder bestowed another blow upon him.

Even Xingkong had no idea how he had offended the general's wife.

Is this another attempt to oppose her?
This time, the knife still grazed his body.

It's obvious that this is a warning to myself.

However, Xingkong cannot back down. He has not yet found his wife in the underworld. How can he give up like this?

So, Xingkong took out a big peach.

The people below don't know what to do?

What exactly happened in the sky?
As expected, the giant peach in the starry sky was stabbed again.

The starry sky is heartbroken.
Ordering such a large peach to someone else not only costs a lot of money, but also takes a lot of time.

Over the years, he hasn't had many peaches that big.

General Thunder was truly ruthless; he chopped them all down.

Finally, Xingkong had to take out the smaller peaches she had made earlier.

Because they were too small, Xingkong took out several at once and quietly placed them in the sky, waiting for Huangquan's wife to come and walk into his trap.

"The big peaches are gone, and small peaches have appeared?"

"Haha... This God really knows how to play tricks, it's just a peach."

"Are these little peaches ripe?"

"The little peaches are saved for last; they're the grand finale, and they're sure to be delicious."

"Forget about eating it, let's talk about it when you can get closer to the peach."

"Hiss... I don't want to get electrocuted. Besides, that terrifying blade could reappear at any time. If I accidentally got cleaved to death in the past, that would be a real joke."

"Guess how many cuts it would take to cut all those peaches."

"At least two cuts, they're not even on the same level."

"I guess it will take three cuts."

"If it were up to me, it would take three cuts."

People started discussing it enthusiastically.

The dramatic scene just now made people lower their guard and lose much of their awe.

They were all playing around, looking expectantly at the sky, wondering how to cut so many peaches quickly!

"Huang Quan's wife, what are you doing? Come out and eat!"

At this moment, Xingkong became anxious.

He realized that General Thunder must have been struck by lightning today, and was constantly trying to oppose him.

This last peach no longer lured out the Yellow Springs; finding the Yellow Springs after that would be a long, uncertain journey. Then, he sensed an even greater force approaching.

The general's blade struck again.

This strike was filled with incredibly powerful lightning force.

Wherever the lightning flashed, the space itself collapsed and fell.

Horrible.

Starry Sky dared not stay in the sky any longer and quickly fled to the ground.

When he looked up again, the entire sky was covered by lightning, and his poor peaches were reduced to dust in the thunder.

"Little Starry Sky Brother? Are you...are you alright?"

Qian Renxue has really learned something new this time.

It's unbelievable that such a battle could happen in this world.

It's much more exciting than a battle between two gods, with Poseidon's trident smashing the city wall.

"No...it's nothing, my heart aches!"

Starry Sky had no other choice but to personally search for his wife, Huang Quan.

We also need to find blacksmiths to order more peaches.

As Xingkong was about to get up, she saw Huangquan carrying a bowl of pink noodles.

Starry Sky rubbed its eyes, unable to believe it.

The Yellow Springs Wife that I was supposed to fish out from the starry sky, just like that, appeared right in front of me?

Unexpected joy and excitement condensed into a single, urgent greeting:
"My dear wife in the underworld, you're not lost! I was so worried about you!"

Xingkong ran over and grabbed Huang Quan's clothes, looking like she would never let her go.

"Want some?" Huang Quan brought the peach noodles closer.

Xingkong's eyes lit up. This peach noodle dish did sound very strange, like a culinary disaster.

But the person who made this bowl of noodles was Mei.

Mei has a great eye for aesthetics; she makes beautiful bento boxes and meals.

This bowl of peach noodles is made in a lovely pink color, giving it an adorable look.

It's so delicious you'll want to bury your face in it and eat it all!
"Huang Quan's wife, let's eat together."

I only made two bowls of peach noodles.

One bowl for Ning Rongrong, one bowl for Huang Quan.

Surely the starry sky can't just steal Ning Rongrong's bowl.

Moreover, sharing a bowl of rice with Huang Quan's wife, hehe, that would be really great.

"Hiss... Did you guys just see that? A giant peach appeared in the sky, then it was cut open, and another giant peach appeared, and finally a lot of small peaches appeared. What's going on with the sky? Could it be that I was hallucinating because I was craving peach-flavored noodles so much? Is this Mei-nee's cooking ability?"

On her way back, Ning Rongrong was very nervous and asked others to make sure she hadn't seen it wrong.

"Those peaches... were put in the sky by Brother Kong," Zhu Zhuqing explained, not wanting to hide anything.

"Hey! Such a big peach? Starry Sky, you're really something, playing Fruit Ninja in the sky? You scared me!"

Ning Rongrong was startled, clutched her chest, and slowly calmed down.

The starry sky revealed a smile that was uglier than a grimace.

Is this how you play Fruit Ninja at home?

Those peaches were all painstakingly collected by him.

They've all been chopped down by the general.

Moreover, he was in the sky several times when he was about to be beheaded by the general.

Finally, the general's devastating attack would have reduced Xingkong to ashes by now if he hadn't escaped.

"Starry Sky, you...you made such a big peach...you wouldn't be trying to get Sister Huangquan to come over, would you? You actually believe it, Sister Huangquan actually falls for this."

Ning Rongrong, quick-witted as ever, then added with a worried tone:
"You'd better keep a close eye on Huang Quan next time; she really doesn't know her way around!"

(End of this chapter)

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