Douluo Continent: Martial Soul Yellow Spring, Mei and Thunder General

Chapter 58: Eating a fart and thinking it's a firecracker flying into the sky?

"Xue'er, we know we haven't seen each other for a long time, and you're very filial, wanting to cook a meal for your grandfathers... but you..."

Qianjun Douluo gasped as he looked at the pot of culinary abomination.

Even with his strength as a level 96 peak Douluo, he wouldn't dare to try a bite.

"If you don't eat it, don't come and take it from me when it's gone! This is Xue'er's way of showing respect to us grandpas. I'm so happy for her kind gesture!"

The Demon-Slaying Douluo had a peaceful expression on his face. As he spoke, he even dipped his finger in the mixture and tasted it.

"Xue'er, who are they?" Qian Daoliu's curious gaze fell on Xingkong and Huangquan.

Especially the red dragon they were riding.

This thing gave him a terrifying feeling; it was definitely not comparable to ordinary soul beasts.

"Grandpa, you've all heard about what happened in Tiandou City, haven't you?"

Qian Renxue kept everyone in suspense.

Upon hearing this, Light Feather Douluo's eyes flashed, and he quickly and energetically ran to the side of the large pot, his eyes wide with surprise:
"You mean, this is the kind of 'dark cuisine' that causes so many members of the Heaven Dou royal family to have diarrhea on the spot, yet also enhances the strength of Soul Masters?"

"What kind of culinary disaster?" Qingluan Douluo frowned slightly. Diarrhea, and it even enhances a Soul Master's strength?

That's impossible!

"Grandpa, you... behold my power..."

Qian Renxue blushed and then told them to be careful with their strength.

The worshippers gasped in surprise. Although Qian Renxue wasn't home, she would send back news every time her soul power leveled up, making everyone happy.

Qian Renxue's strength has increased by a full three levels compared to the last report!

Less than two months have passed, and he has already leveled up his soul power by three levels!

"That's right! It was because I ate the food from the Yellow Springs that my strength improved by leaps and bounds!"

Qian Renxue's face turned even redder. She had experienced the painful side effects of eating the General and Huang Quan's food, which were simply unbearable for a human!
Fortunately, she didn't need to pay too much attention to her image in front of these grandfathers.

Moreover, once these old guys have eaten Huang Quan's food and have a good bowel movement, she won't be the most shameful one!

"Is the rumor true? It's said that the old dragon from the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Clan has leveled up? Hurry up, let grandpa have a taste!"

They're all over a hundred years old, what use is face to them now?

Improving our strength is the only way to go!

"Ahem, Grandpa, I haven't finished yet."

Then she stepped aside, ending the dialogue between the starry sky and the underworld:
"This lady in purple is the master chef who created the amazing dishes! Next to her is the master chef's husband, Hoshizora."

"Master Chef!!"

All eyes turned to Huang Quan.

Then look at that pot of culinary disaster.

They really couldn't imagine how such a beautiful and mature woman could be associated with this pot of culinary disaster.

But no one said anything.

Someone who can cook dishes that can even enhance the strength of a Title Douluo is someone we must recruit. Even if we can't recruit them, we must at least avoid becoming enemies with them!

"Hello, Master Chef, welcome to the Spirit Hall," Qian Daoliu greeted politely.

"Ahem! Well then, we won't disturb your reunion. Qian Renxue, where's that ancient peach tree you mentioned? Take us to get it first."

Xingkong was still a little guilty, knowing that eating the meal wouldn't have any effect.

What if we stay here and get beaten up by these people?
Although they were no match for Huang Quan, Xingkong did not want to get into a conflict with them.

"Are you in such a hurry to leave?" Qian Renxue was a little disappointed. She wanted Xingkong to stay and spend more time with his grandfathers.

Ugh!
In the end, is this just another transaction?

Qian Renxue didn't insist on keeping her. She smiled faintly and said:
"Please wait here for a while. The peach trees will be moved over soon. It won't take long."

"Alright. Let's hurry then, Mei-nee will worry if we stay out too long." Hoshizora figured that in this short time, the offerings shouldn't cause any trouble...

puff……

Just then, someone suddenly farted!

And this brat is very loud.

"what?"

Everyone was puzzled. What level of strength did everyone have? Was this bullshit?
This kind of thing is no longer done, so it's quite novel that someone suddenly farted.

For some reason, Xingkong felt like she had messed things up again!

fart,

Starry Sky hasn't forgotten that this pot of rice contains a lot of white radishes.

Yu Xiaogang's Luo Sanpao eats white radishes to enhance the power of his soul skills.

Has someone already taken it and experienced immediate results?

Xingkong quickly stared wide-eyed at the pot.

Then you could see that the Demon-Slaying Douluo's lips had turned purple, and his face had also turned purple.

My belly started to swell.

Then there was another loud bang.

A ring of purple smoke rose from behind him!

This……

This time, instead of laxatives, they farted!

Wait a minute! Why is it having this effect?

Huang Quan does not have this effect in the game's settings.

Could the problem lie with me?
That's right. I possess the power of the Thunder General. Even though the head chef is Huang Quan, I do most of the cooking!

damn...

I've become the Thunder General!
"Demon Slayer... what's wrong with you?"

Seeing that Jiang Mo seemed to be poisoned, Qian Jun Douluo quickly grabbed his shoulder and called out loudly.

"Pfft~~~"

However, this time the demon-slaying expedition produced another very loud fart.

The purple smoke that followed looked more like rocket exhaust.

Push the Demon-Slaying Douluo forward with all your might.

Even with his level 96 strength, the Thousand-Pound Douluo couldn't stop the Demon-Slaying Douluo!

The two of them embraced like that, and were then sent flying into the sky by a fart.

Not only that, but the Demon-Slaying Douluo also paused in the sky for a moment like a firecracker before letting out a fart.

Those farts, one after another.

He was in the sky, like a viewing plane for a performance art piece.

The purple exhaust fumes behind them exploded into such beautiful fireworks in the air.

"What...what's going on! This...is this the effect of culinary disaster?!" Light Feather Douluo covered his mouth, his eyes filled with surprise and disgust.

He would rather die than eat these things if they turned him into this!
Qian Renxue's eyes lit up, her gaze filled with anticipation, and she excitedly shouted:
"Haha! It's...it's so beautiful! This is another effect! I wonder what kind of incredible abilities one will gain from eating the Master Chef's food this time!"

As she spoke, Qian Renxue looked at the remaining people and urged them on:

"Grandpa, Third Grandpa, Fourth Grandpa, Fifth Grandpa, eat...eat! You all eat quickly too."

(End of this chapter)