Douluo Continent: Martial Soul Yellow Spring, Mei and Thunder General

Chapter 65 I'm doomed, I've become the Thunder General!
If noodles with good facial features have no effect, what about noodles with bad facial features?
So, the starry sky served up another bowl of noodles.

Then they frantically added all sorts of seasonings, turning the whole bowl of noodles almost black.

Feeling that wasn't enough, he scraped some soot from the bottom of the pot and put it in.

They viewed this pot of rice as something as ugly as a pot of sewage.

A bowl of noodles was served while looking at the starry sky.

Zhu Zhuqing, Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, Meng Yiran, and Qian Renxue all looked unpleasant and quickly refused.

"Xiao Kong, what... what are you doing? Why are you trying to learn such terrible cooking from General Sister?" Xiao Wu said with a look of disgust.

"Brother Kong, what's wrong with you? Did your eyes go bad? Did you add so many wrong seasonings?" Zhu Zhuqing asked with a worried look. She didn't think that Xingkong did it on purpose.

"Hey~, Xingkong, move this bowl of rice away! It's disturbing our meal." Ning Rongrong said, fanning herself.

No! You have a problem.

Qian Renxue looked at the starry sky with a strange expression, then suddenly seemed to remember something. She hugged the noodles that the starry sky offered her and said:

"Starry Sky, I'll eat this bowl of rice!"

She was overjoyed, as if she had received a precious treasure.

She's been staying here for several days, but Huang Quan doesn't cook for her.

She believed that the culinary disaster Xingkong had prepared must have been taught to her by Huang Quan.

This food can also grant people different kinds of power.

She hadn't eaten anything that could improve her strength for several days, and for a moment she even forgot that eating this culinary monstrosity would either result in farting or spitting out filth.

He just buried his head and started eating.

Her face immediately revealed a mask of pain.

To be honest, it tasted awful. It was like having soy sauce and vinegar mixed together and being forced to eat it.

That tasted pretty good.

"Ugh~~" Xiao Wu moved away in disgust.

Why does this Qian Renxue, who seems to have appeared out of nowhere, demean herself so much?

Is this stuff for humans to eat? You're going to eat it?
Are you really not afraid of eating yourself to death here?

However, Qian Renxue insisted and finished the whole bowl of noodles.

But in the end, all I felt was a burning sensation in my stomach, and that had no other effect.

"How does it feel?" Xingkong asked curiously.

He was also hoping for something.

Qian Renxue shook her head, let out a burp, and said, "Ugh! I feel so...full."

"It shouldn't be..."

I don't know how to starry sky anymore.

I've made a terrible dish; it's bound to have side effects.

Nothing happened, which made Xingkong doubt his previous guesses again.

Could it really be a problem with Huang Quan's wife?
"It must be...it must be the color that's wrong."

No matter how Xingkong thought about it, it didn't seem to be Huang Quan's wife's business.

Comparing Qian Renxue's meal with General Lei Dian's meal, they quickly discovered the differences.

No matter what you put in General Raiden's food, it will eventually turn purple.

The noodles I made were black.

Moreover, they used good noodles and added seasonings haphazardly.

This process doesn't feel like cooking at all.

So, Xingkong emptied the pot and started cooking again.

This time, he didn't follow the steps; he just added whatever came to mind or whatever he saw into the pot.

Soon, he had added a bunch of random things to the pot.

Finally, there was even a cutting board...

What was I thinking at the time? I put the cutting board in there.

Never mind, this is truly culinary monstrosity!
The starry sky put these things into a pot, and the big pot was boiled.

I even stirred it with a spoon halfway through.

But the cutting board inside was too big to stir, so I used a knife to chop it into pieces.

After a long while, Xingkong's eyes widened, and sure enough, the pot of stuff began to turn increasingly purple.

After simmering for a while longer, it turned a similar color to General Thunder.

"This... I did it! Hahaha! I did it! General Thunder was actually me!"

He has finally proven everything.

The food I cook myself must be incredibly delicious.

How can things work if the people around me don't eat?
So, Xingkong had a sudden inspiration and started kneading the dough, separating the rice into individual buns.

It turned out that there were too many steamed buns.

They felt this was their masterpiece, so how could they only let Xiao Wu and the others eat it?
Such a wonderful thing should be shared by people all over the world!
So, when it was time for lunch in the afternoon, Xingkong went to the cafeteria and saw so many students and teachers lined up neatly to get their food.

Xingkong put down the steamed buns she had made.

Mei asked in confusion, "Captain, what is this?"

"A mysterious giant steamed bun! They all ate it and said it was delicious!"

Mei wanted to find out the reason, but it was already time to eat.

So many people were looking forward to getting their meals, and she couldn't delay their eating. Besides, she thought Xingkong was kind-hearted and probably wouldn't do anything bad.

Let Xingkong help her get meals for the students here.

With a big smile, Xingkong placed the steamed buns she had made onto the students' plates.

These students didn't even know they had done it.

Soon, the entire cafeteria's food serving windows were like a high-speed assembly line.

All the food has been distributed to everyone.

The steamed buns at Xingkong were also snapped up in no time.

I'm really looking forward to seeing how these people perform next.

"Kong, why did you go to get food for Mei-nee?"

Xingkong also got a meal from the kitchen and then went to the table where everyone was eating together.

"You're usually the most enthusiastic eater, Brother Kong. Today, not only did you help Sister Mei with chores, but I didn't see you wolfing down your food either?"

Zhu Zhuqing looked at the starry sky with worry and asked, puzzled:
"Brother Kong, what's wrong with you today? Don't you have any appetite?"

Xingkong shook his head. "No, I was just lost in thought."

As he spoke, Xingkong stared intently at Xiaowu.

Xiao Wu was holding the steamed bun she had made in one hand. She opened her mouth and stuffed the bun into her mouth, puffing out her cheeks.

"Hey! What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have food on my face?"

Xiao Wu looked at the starry sky staring at her, quickly swallowed the bun, and said somewhat unhappily.

She's never been a lady when she eats, and she doesn't want to be stared at like that by the starry sky.

Starry Sky asked curiously:

"How did the steamed buns you just ate taste?"

Xiao Wu thought for a moment, then suddenly opened her mouth and gagged.

"Ugh... What is this? What did I just eat... Ugh..."

"Xiao Wu? What are you doing? This is Mei-nee's cooking! How can you bear to spit out such delicious food made by Mei-nee? Do you... want to spit it out and eat it all over again?!"

Meng Yiran was very dissatisfied, and then she stared at him with wide eyes as if she were looking at an extremely eccentric person.

"Pah! What? I feel like throwing up? These buns... Damn it! They definitely weren't made by Mei-nee! How could Mei-nee make something so awful! Someone must have switched them!"

Xiao Wu's eyes blazed with fury as she shouted in utter rage!

(End of this chapter)