Douluo Continent: Martial Soul Yellow Spring, Mei and Thunder General
Chapter 70 General Thunder is really his wife!
Chapter 70 General Thunder is really his wife!
The general's wife is so famous in Wuhun City that tens of thousands of soul masters line up to eat her cooking.
Moreover, her fame has spread rapidly, and now countless Soul Masters are rushing to Wuhun City just to eat a bowl of food cooked by General Thunder.
Xingkong felt that this was absolutely unacceptable and that they had to stop the general's wife, or the world would explode!
He wanted to ride as fast as he could to Wuhun City and capture General Leidian's wife.
However, I feel that doing this is only treating the symptoms, not the root cause.
Your own laxatives can't be completely effective.
Sometimes, General Thunder forgets to add laxatives. Then, her food has its own special effect, and others who eat it gain immense power!
Now, all the Soul Masters have arrived.
If, by then, the food General Thunder cooks only makes all the Soul Masters feel weak and unable to gain powerful strength?
Will they still dare to eat the food cooked by General Thunder and Lightning in the future?
In that case, General Thunder would be blacklisted by 99% of all Soul Masters in the world.
I believe that even if General Thunder cooks again in the future, and the food is useful, no one will be willing to risk a massive collapse to eat General Thunder's food.
There will be no more people begging General Thunder to cook for them.
Thinking about it this way, the best and most effective way is to just go all the way and do things to the extreme!
Therefore, Xingkong didn't rush to find General Leidian.
He was waiting for the moment when all the Soul Masters arrived in Wuhun City, so that he could give them a big surprise!
Of course, Xingkong wasn't idle either; he began to create an even more powerful laxative.
At that time, let the entire Spirit City become a sea of death!
Time flies, and now a huge crowd has arrived in Wuhun City, almost bursting it open.
It's a mixed bag; all sorts of people are there.
Tang San and the others also arrived at Wuhun City. Upon reaching the city gate, everyone except Yu Xiaogang turned pale with fright.
My legs are trembling.
They saw a poster on the city wall depicting General Thunder wearing a chef's hat and holding a spatula.
They recognized General Thunder.
They immediately felt a tightness in their chrysanthemums.
The person they had been waiting for, the one who could rapidly increase their strength and even mutate their martial soul, was actually General Thunder!
The injuries they had suffered in the Star Dou Great Forest during those days immediately came to mind.
It made them feel extremely uncomfortable, as if they were about to vomit.
"What's wrong with you guys?" Yu Xiaogang looked at General Lei Dian and felt that he looked familiar. He seemed to have seen him before.
The reaction of Tang San and his companions made Yu Xiaogang frown. What was going on?
Why do they all look like they've eaten shit?
"Teacher...she...she's General Thunder, have you forgotten?"
Upon hearing Tang San mention it like that, Yu Xiaogang's expression changed drastically!
General Thunder! Isn't that one of Starry Sky's three wives?
I remember that after Xingkong graduated from Notting Academy, he didn't take my advice to go to Shrek Academy.
Instead, they went to Tiandou City.
Now, General Thunder has actually come to the Spirit Hall again, and what's more, the food she cooks can bring people incredibly powerful benefits.
At Notting College, someone spread the rumor that General Thunder's cooking was incredibly bad, and that eating it could even kill people.
Yu Xiaogang, of course, did not believe this, since he had not seen it with his own eyes.
Now, the food that General Thunder cooks is so delicious that so many Soul Masters are fighting over it, which speaks volumes about its quality.
That's right. Back then, General Thunder cleaved the sky above Notting Academy with a single strike.
This terrified the old man Yu Yuanzhen so much that he trembled with fear and almost died under General Lei Dian's blade.
It's not impossible that this goddess-like woman could cook food that brings good results.
Yu Xiaogang's eyes were full of anticipation; he desperately wanted to become a Soul Master of the Third Ring!
"Teacher! What are you thinking? Let's hurry up and leave. General Thunder, that's...that's a demon! How could her cooking possibly be good? It made people's intestines stick out several meters long!" Tang San said with a terrified expression.
After all, back then, he did it so that he could eat the food cooked by General Thunder and so that he wouldn't have diarrhea.
He tried many methods to block his own back door.
Therefore, even though Little Ji'er had exploded, he didn't gain the slightest improvement!
He no longer believed the nonsense that General Thunder's cooking could enhance one's strength!
"Xiao San, what are you saying? So many people are eating the food cooked by General Lei Dian, and they're all fine. What are we afraid of?" Yu Xiao didn't believe it at first, but if it really was as terrible as Tang San said.
The entire Spirit City is probably a sea of death now.
But now, people come and go here, and everyone has a smile on their face, looking very happy.
How could it be as terrible as Tang San described?
After all, when Tang San and the others returned from the Star Dou Great Forest that time, they were all in a sorry state, as if they only had a layer of skin left on their bodies!
"Third Brother, is that really true? Could it be that General Thunder's cooking skills have improved again? He's no longer giving people diarrhea!"
Ma Hongjun's eyes lit up as he spoke.
General Raiden's cooking really does boost one's strength.
After all, we saw Dugu Yan, Yu Tianheng, and Qin Ming absorb soul rings beyond their level back then!
In the early stages, it was really useful for them.
But then something happened, whether it was Tang San and his group or Yu Yuanzhen and his people.
They all ate, looking like big Latra!
"That's true. Little San, let's stay here for a few days. Maybe the side effects of General Thunder's cooking have really lessened? It would be such a waste to go back now!"
Dai Mubai also looked on with anticipation.
He also wanted to become strong. To prove himself!
“Hey, let’s stay a few more days, or we won’t eat,” Oscar chimed in.
Tang San looked around at the people and agreed with what they said, so he nodded and said:
"Alright, let's stay and observe for two days."
The group then began walking towards Wuhun City.
Just then, a commotion suddenly arose from all around.
Tang San and the others looked over, and their eyes widened in astonishment.
A group of beautiful young women walked over, surrounded by onlookers.
They were all exceptionally beautiful, like fairies descended from heaven.
It's so captivating that passersby can't take their eyes off it.
However, soon all four of them looked away.
I can't bear to say more, it's all tears!
No matter how many beautiful and sexy women there are, what use are they to these eunuchs?
"If only General Thunder's meal could restore our bodies to full health," Ma Hongjun said with a longing expression.
He longed to experience the pleasures of being a man again.
Now, he has become a eunuch, but he still needs to vent his pent-up desires.
The feeling of expelling internal heat used to be so exhilarating, but now it's just as painful!
Ma Hongjun felt like he was going to die.
Ma Hongjun's words resonated deeply with the other three, who also longed to regain their masculine vigor!
"Hey? Isn't that Starry Sky? He's here too! Let's hurry over there! General Thunder is his wife. Let's beg him to bring us back the meal he made right now, then we won't have to wait too long!"
Suddenly, Oscar's small eyes spotted the distant starry sky with remarkable accuracy, and he shouted excitedly.
His voice was loud enough that everyone around him could hear it immediately.
Right now, the person everyone in the city is talking about the most is General Thunder!
Someone actually said that General Thunder is someone else's wife?
This is the first time anyone has heard about this.
Many people still refused to believe it, after all, in everyone's eyes, General Thunder was the purest goddess.
Immediately, Tang San, Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, Oscar, and Yu Xiaogang were surrounded!
"What nonsense are you all talking about? How could General Thunder and the God of Cookery be someone else's wife! She is pure, kind, loving, and gentle; she is everyone's white moonlight!"
"You despicable traitors! Arrest them all! I'll hang all five of them on the city gate so everyone knows what a terrible fate awaits those who dare to spread rumors about General Thunder and the Great Chef!"
As the saying goes, boasting is easy, but refuting it is incredibly difficult.
If we don't arrest these people now, what will happen when the whole city is talking about it after a while?
"Hey! We're not making this up, it's all true! That guy really is General Thunder's husband!"
Ma Hongjun shouted, "He didn't lie at all! He was clearly telling the truth!"
"Hmph! You're courting death!" the Soul Master roared and lunged at Ma Hongjun.
Ma Hongjun sensed the powerful aura emanating from the other party and quickly tried to escape, but he was still trampled to the ground by that person.
"Third Brother, Boss Dai, save me!"
Even if Ma Hongjun released his martial soul at this moment, he would not be able to move away from this person. The other party was at least a Soul Emperor!
Tang San and the others looked grim. He quickly raised his sleeve and pointed a hidden weapon at the man.
Trying to hang oneself on the city gate is simply courting death!
"You guys...stop arguing!"
Yu Xiaogang gave a soft shout and walked over slowly with an inscrutable expression.
Upon seeing this, the Soul Master felt a tremor in his heart.
He hadn't forgotten that this was Martial Soul City, a place teeming with powerful individuals.
Judging from Yu Xiaogang's confident and arrogant demeanor, even though his aura perception was only at the second ring...
But who would be foolish enough to use that to judge a person?
Yu Xiaogang might be some kind of old monster who deliberately concealed his cultivation level?
If he goes up and provokes Yu Xiaogang now, he will be met with a terrifying attack!
However, everyone involved was a Soul Master, and each had their own pride. The Soul Master didn't release Ma Hongjun, but instead looked at Yu Xiaogang with some apprehension, saying:
"May I ask, who are you? Why do you allow your juniors to spread rumors about General Thunder and the Great Chef? If you don't explain yourself, even if you are a Title Douluo, we will not let you off the hook!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the surrounding Soul Masters squinted and stared at Yu Xiaogang. As a loyal follower of General Thunder, he would rather die than fail to uphold General Thunder's reputation!
Faced with such a display of force, Yu Xiaogang remained disdainful, lightly flicking his sleeve, "You are not worthy to know my name!"
They're really good at pretending.
Soon, someone remembered something and pointed at Yu Xiaogang, saying:
"He...he is the master! The master who researched the Ten Theories of Martial Souls!"
"He himself calls himself a master. I never thought he really was a master. That good-for-nothing who spent his whole life researching martial souls and still hasn't cultivated to the level of a three-soul master?"
"Hahaha! Yu Xiaogang, you came to Wuhun City, and I think you're hoping to evolve your martial spirit by relying on the food of our Thunder General, the Master Chef?"
"That's ridiculous! You've spent your whole life researching martial spirits, and in the end, you still have to eat to evolve your martial spirit and increase your soul power!"
"Master, why don't you write a book about what kinds of rare and precious herbs can enhance one's soul power? I think you're the expert in that."
That's right, Yu Xiaogang's innate soul power is only half a level.
Normally, it would be very difficult for a Soul Master like this to even reach the first ring.
Yu Xiaogang actually managed to cultivate to level 29?
Of course, they ate a lot of good food.
Yu Xiaogang's face turned ashen. These ungrateful people—once he successfully elevates Luo Sanpao to the Golden Sacred Dragon and makes him the sect leader of the Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan, he will make sure they are all torn to pieces!
When Tang San heard that his master was being ridiculed and insulted, how could the respectful and pure-hearted Tang San Shao possibly hold back his temper?
He was also extremely angry.
Seeing the guy trampling Ma Hongjun under his feet, Tang San was filled with rage and pointed directly at the Soul Master, saying:
"No matter how strong you are, that's no reason to laugh at others! I challenge you! If you lose, you'll have to apologize to my teacher!"
"You little brat? Heh... I don't want to bully the weak. You'd better just obediently hang yourselves on the city gate! How dare you spread rumors about our great Master Chef? Who gave you the guts? This so-called master bastard?"
That person didn't give Tang San a friendly look.
"Hmph! Since you're not going to make a move, then just wait to die!"
As he spoke, Tang San released his hidden weapon.
The invisible projectile struck the middle-aged man, instantly leaving several bloody holes in his body.
The middle-aged man did not release his martial spirit; it was still a weapon martial spirit, and his body was pitifully weak.
Tang San's hidden weapon struck them directly.
The stinging pain caused the middle-aged man to roll around on the ground, looking quite disheveled.
Tang San sneered, "Apologize now! Otherwise, once the poison takes effect, it will be too late for you to beg for mercy."
"Damn it! What...what is this? You're despicable and shameless! Aaaaah!"
Despite being poisoned, the middle-aged man still relied on his willpower to release his martial spirit.
It was none other than a Soul Emperor.
His martial spirit is a large sword.
A powerful surge of soul energy pressed down on Tang San.
Tang San was so pressed down that he couldn't lift his hands or use his hidden weapons, so he could only release his martial soul.
Blue Silver Grass.
Soul rings, a Soul Master with three soul rings, two yellow and one white!
This left everyone around stunned. What kind of spirit ring combination was this?
It feels like they're just here to mess around, right?
Who would absorb two hundred-year spirit rings and then absorb a ten-year spirit ring?
This guy must have been kicked in the head by a donkey!
(End of this chapter)
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