Have you ever been a celebrity? Why are you writing about entertainment?

Although Tong Yulu and the others enjoyed watching the skit "To Help or Not to Help," this skit was indeed considered a minor skill by Yu Wei.

He still has a bunch of powerful abilities, but they're so strong that the official stance is that they're cheats and he can't use them on the field. So he can only use some minor skills.

If he's not allowed to use it on the field, he can keep it for himself, right? You can't accuse me of cheating in random games, can you?
"You can start practicing now. If there's anything you don't understand, try to figure it out yourself first. I'll supervise you later."

The sketches by Mahua FunAge are already considered relatively easy to learn. If you can't even perform these, then you have no chance with other sketches.

The challenge of performing in the "Hao Jian" series of sketches lies in the word "cheap"; the male lead needs to portray a character who is both cheap and silly.

Su Jian has some talent in this area; she could further cultivate her street smarts and sense of humor.

Tong Yulu plays an old lady in a skit, but it's still the same style as Ma Li's. She plays "Ma Dongmei" in the movie, so she should be able to grasp that similarity.

The third person in charge of the skit was responsible for all the extras' work. He played all the passersby and traffic police officers by himself. Fei Hong could handle the small number of scenes.

The three of them sat there looking quite convincing, but whether they could actually perform well remained to be seen.

The Spring Festival Gala stage is not a trivial competition like in a novel. It's not enough to just be "carried" by others; they must put in commensurate effort to seize the opportunity.

Tong Yulu and the others understood this principle. As soon as they got the script, they went to read it together and memorize the lines. Don't expect to have a teleprompter for the Spring Festival Gala; memorizing the lines is the most basic task.

Yu Wei was quite pleased with this. After regaining his senses, he sent the script to Qi Luoan. It was his first time writing something like this, so he wanted to at least let her take a look.

"A protagonist's name with a quirky and eccentric sense of humor."

Qi Luoan's focus is a little different from others; she can always find the little tricks in Yu Wei's creations...

"That book, 'Protagonist and Supporting Character,' should be useful to you too, right?"

Chekhov said that if a gun appears in a story, it is destined to be fired. Yu Weidu has already written the work, so it is impossible that it will not be used.

It can't just serve to confuse the public, right? Using a 9.7 work as a stepping stone for an 8.5? Is she crazy or is Yu Wei crazy?
“It is indeed very useful. Now that you’re here, I’ll explain it to you in detail.”

Qi Luoan's last exam is the day after tomorrow. She finished the exam in the afternoon and rushed back overnight. She didn't want to wait even a day longer.

In Yu Wei's plan, Qi Luoan really did play an important role; with her arrival, many things could gradually unfold.

Filming for "Goodbye Mr. Loser" is nearing its end. The most difficult shots are the various trivial ones, requiring a constant change of location, and a lot of time has been spent just traveling.

The advantage is that I have more time to rest, which gives me ample time to write and rewrite scripts.

Previously, when writing about competitions, the voting data settlement took a whole day, which forced him to experience writer's block every day, making it impossible for him to write the later parts.

Things are different now. Without the competition card storyline, he can go all out and update chapters like crazy.

With so many programs on the Spring Festival Gala, and even some fake programs mixed in, it's impossible to exchange for one program per day. It's time to release them in bulk!

"Old Qi, you keep an eye on things, I'm going to do some typing."

"You wait a moment."

Qi Yunming looked at him coldly. This kid, he directly seized power and became the head of the crew back then, and now that he's busy, he's dumping the work back on him. A flexible power-wielding dog, huh...

Even someone with a mild temperament like him wanted to curse a few times. How could a director be such an inconvenient thing?

Who is the real slacker here? Why make this old slacker do the work while I go off to slack off and write? Is this even human?

He's already like this before he's even won over his daughter. If he really becomes her son-in-law, he'll probably have to run around on a hamster wheel to generate electricity...

"You don't want Aunt Chen to know that you secretly bought a Shimano fishing rod, do you?"

As a veteran host of the Spring Festival Gala, Chen Jinyi will definitely participate in the judging process, and Yu Wei will inevitably have to deal with her a lot in the future.

Upon hearing this, Qi Yunming remained silent and quietly got up to supervise the filming.

It's worth mentioning that Lao Qi isn't afraid of his wife, nor does he have any secret stash of money. The reason he secretly bought the fishing rod was actually because he was afraid of being ridiculed.

That's right, afraid of being ridiculed, Chen Jinyi has a sharp tongue, much sharper than Qi Luoan. If he bought top-tier gear and still failed to get any kills, he'd be laughed to death by the other party...

The part about having good equipment and spending money to feed the fish.

This was something Qi Luoan secretly told him. One of the main purposes of Lao Qi's fishing was to prove something to Chen Jinyi, but he had never succeeded.

Lao Qi was quite skilled at directing the clips, so Yu Wei didn't need to worry about that. He found a quiet place and started typing furiously.

"6.5, I think this song is too one-sided."

The female director shook her head. "The song title 'Men Should Be Self-Reliant' is problematic. You know, women are just as capable as men. What era are we living in that we're still promoting this kind of idea?"

"9.4."

Other judges tried to understand her meaning, but Wei Yu directly gave his score: "The song gets 9.4, you get 0."

Yu Wei prepared to perform the entire song for Fei Hong's kung fu performance, and then he chose "A Man Should Be Self-reliant" and "Serve the Country with Utmost Loyalty".

Although the storyline emphasizes "A Man Should Be Self-reliant," what he actually intended to give Fei Hong was "Serving the Country with Utmost Loyalty."

The reason is simple: the former is too difficult to sing. Ever since he heard the "Rain God's" version of "A Man Should Be Self-reliant," he realized how difficult the song was.

Fei Hong's singing skills aren't great; he definitely wouldn't be able to handle this song...

"Serving the Country with Utmost Loyalty" is also quite challenging, but it emphasizes grandeur and spirit more than vocal technique; a song with a lofty theme is suitable for the Spring Festival Gala stage. The deliberate inclusion of a major segment as a distraction is ultimately intended to confuse the audience and keep viewers guessing about which song will be chosen for the Gala – that's the real goal.

He also used another song; a fake Spring Festival Gala can't just be dry with only skits, it would be best to include a few songs to liven up the atmosphere.

Meng Han, Lin Puyan, and the others didn't make it to the Spring Festival Gala, so we can just grab any one of them to sing. We can't let any opportunity to get something for free slip by.

"A Man Should Be Self-Reliant" should still be sung by Teacher Meng Han. I don't mean to say that Lin Puyan isn't manly enough...

Upon seeing the new chapter, netizens were almost simultaneously taken aback. Hadn't it already been updated today? There's still another one.

The sun comes out in the west?

To put it simply, Yu Weijia's writing of essays is more surprising than his writing of sketches. After all, talent is immeasurable, but a slacker can't turn his life around.

The chapter content was rather unremarkable. I had just read about Yu Wei writing such an exciting skit this morning, so seeing his new song now seems rather uninteresting.

Songwriting is Yu Wei's comfort zone, or rather, her dominant zone; the quality of these two songs is definitely not low.

"If the author dares to write like this, they'll have to take the blame themselves."

"It's not too late to change the song title to 'Women Hold Up Half the Sky' now."

"Who is Yu Wei from Little Pink Book?"

Although readers say this, this kind of plot is actually very common in online novels. It's just a brainless minor villain used to advance the plot.

Even if someone tries to escalate the situation, it won't cause much of a stir. These days, calling someone "big brother" can get you punched; there's no escaping it.

Netizens keenly realized that this song was probably prepared by Yu Wei for the Spring Festival Gala. The plot is clearly described, and the lyrics are full of heroic spirit, making it very suitable for a large stage.

Just as they were expecting this song to appear on the Spring Festival Gala stage, another song, "Serving the Country with Utmost Loyalty," appeared at the end of the chapter.

Anyone with a bit of education knows this term; it refers to Yue Fei, who even had a tattoo and could take the civil service exam...

There are film and television works with the same name, but no one could find the song title. It is obviously a new song, and the description makes it very suitable for the Spring Festival Gala.

This morning, they focused too much on Yu Wei writing the skits themselves, and instead ignored the core plot of the two skits.

But this time, two songs were released at once, and they are two songs with very similar styles, so it's hard for netizens not to notice them.

The programs on the Spring Festival Gala stage should be as stylistically differentiated as possible. These two songs are too similar in style, clearly indicating a competitive relationship.

They couldn't figure out the two skits, but they finally figured out the two songs. Yu Wei was playing mind games with them.

By deliberately writing two similar works at once, I wanted to keep them guessing which program would be selected, thus maintaining their anticipation.

"This is clearly 'A Man Should Be Self-reliant,' with significantly more content."

"What if Yu Wei did this on purpose, glossing over the correct answer and making the distractors obvious?"

"What if Yu Wei predicted your prediction?"

"What if Yu Wei predicted your prediction?"

"666, there's even a battle of wits segment."

Yu Wei's move was a calculated one; everyone knew he was preparing a program for the Spring Festival Gala, but releasing two at once was just to make everyone guess.

Readers' opinions will naturally not be unified, and when two answers appear, disagreements are bound to arise.

Those who bet on "A Man Should Be Self-Reliant" believe that the novel's plot is Yu Wei's way of preparing for the future, preventing people from making issues related to gender.

Those who chose "Loyalty to the Country" said that the former was used to draw fire, while their songs only needed to develop in secret.

Both sides have their own version of events, and it feels like the market could open for a guessing game any second now...

"Is it possible that neither of these songs will make it to the top?"

Liao Ling tried her best to control her emotions. Yu Wei's chapter was too harsh. What did the director mean by deliberately writing a minor villain?
She's the director, and she's using this veiled criticism to insult someone, isn't she...?

Zero points—is this a hint about her name? Liao Ling had no idea when she was exposed; that damned Yu Wei was so incredibly resourceful.

She remembered this grudge.

……

"What do you think of me?"

When they saw Yu Wei hand Fei Hong the newly written "Serving the Country with Utmost Loyalty," Qi Yuan and the others were practically drooling with envy.

This song was prepared for Fei Hong, so they naturally wouldn't care. But another song might work out. "A Man Should Be Self-reliant" is perfect for fine men like them.
"A true man's ambition lies in all corners of the world; I have lofty aspirations!"

Qi Yuan patted his chest. The song title sounded perfect for him. Who doesn't have a grand dream?
Zhang Lingye didn't say anything, but directly showed off his well-developed biceps.

I feel like these two are less intelligent than the readers...

Readers know that the two songs are competitors, yet they're still arguing about it. They're just trying to outwit their own people, aren't they?

Good riddance, he'll be perfect for a skit. (End of Chapter)