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Chapter 10: Netizens are laughing hysterically! The show is incredibly entertaining! [Seeking monthly votes]

[September 5, sunny.]

I was betrayed by my own side!

I don't know why things turned out this way, but I do know that it's all because of some malicious fake fans stirring things up!

[I've been a fan of that boy group from the Korean Peninsula for three years! I've lost my house, my car, and my family is bankrupt from my support. Now, finally, there are great domestic idols like Gege who satisfy my fan needs without spending a penny, and you guys insist on calling them "thesis defense boys" and "idol-eating idols"!]

I'm standing up for Pigeon!

Whether or not Gege ate at her thesis defense, others may not know, but surely I do?

When Pigeon arrived at the Mushroom House, Teacher Huang, seeing that Pigeon wasn't high-ranking enough, thought she was a scoundrel and not worth his personal invitation.

As a member of the Bees and Meganie family, I thought to myself, "This won't do. If no one cooks, won't Pigeon go hungry?"

I did it for Pigeon's health!

[I did it without hesitation!]

Here, I must reiterate that my Nine-Turned Intestines is authentic, healthy, and a superior, improved version!

[I simply preserved some of the original umami flavor of the large intestine in this Nine-Turned Intestines recipe, so that you know you're eating large intestine. I believe this improvement is progress in the culinary world; the mistake lies with those who truly don't understand food spreading rumors online!]

[If it really was a thesis defense, why would Gege be eating with his mouth greasy?]

I've cooked for Pigeon, I've carried the burden for Pigeon, I've endured hardship for Pigeon, and what have some fake fans who are cyberbullying me done for Pigeon? They don't care when Pigeon is hungry, they turn against Pigeon when Pigeon's career flops, and they betray Pigeon when Pigeon's career collapses!

[Are they even attacking our Honeybee and Megan as being from "The Defense Girl"?]

[Here, I appeal to all fans and bees online: don't be used as pawns by those with ulterior motives. We are the ones who truly care, and we are all good helpers for Pigeon!]

[@Li Changfeng, @Wu Qian, I'm sorry, I was wrong!]

I'm sorry I didn't let you eat well this time, which led to all the misunderstandings afterwards!

Next time I'll make sure you eat your fill!

Upon seeing this heartfelt essay, many onlookers were initially taken aback, but then burst into laughter!
"What the heck? I didn't let you eat well this time, but I'll make sure you eat your fill next time."

"You even infiltrated enemy lines?"

"Why do I feel like laughing so much?"

"I'm laughing so hard I'm dying! 'Thesis Defense Boy' and 'Eating History Idol'—this kid is definitely trying to make me laugh to death so he can inherit my Alipay credit limit!"

"It retains the fresh flavor of the large intestine, isn't that what history is all about?"

"Even in this state, he still doesn't forget to advertise his own delicious food. I'm starting to wonder what that plate of pork intestines at the Mushroom House actually tastes like."

"Why don't you try it?"

"No, he even invited Gege along! Hu Ming is so shameless!"

"Your comment, 'You're a pigeon, a dog, a basket,' made me laugh like a goose. My relatives thought I had some kind of mental illness and looked at me like I was an idiot."

"..."

The revelry of the people lasted less than ten seconds.

When the "Bees" and "Megni" army saw this apology essay filled with 'grievances' and 'apologies', for some reason, they couldn't help but be moved.

It seems he really was wronged.

I watched the live stream; Teacher Huang really did quit. If Hu Ming doesn't cook, Gege will really go hungry.

We misunderstood Hu Ming.

[The parties involved have all come forward to explain that the dish was normal; even if it tasted a little off, Pigeon definitely did not eat it!]

Since it's just a group of people, let's not make things difficult for Hu Ming. After all, he's realized his mistake and even apologized to Gege. Let's let Hu Ming off the hook.

It's heartbreaking that someone as handsome as him is being cyberbullied like this.

[I urge those fake fans who thrive on chaos to stop stirring up trouble!]

【…】

Some netizens, who are simple-minded, whose understanding of the matter is limited to short video clips, and who are used to believing rumors, immediately stood up to speak out for Lü Ming.

After all, they have indeed become a laughing stock because of the thesis defense incident. Compared to washing away the shame, Sister Zheng's matter doesn't seem so important anymore.

With this in mind, more and more people are stepping forward to express their acceptance and agreement.

Even if some people felt something was wrong, after reading this short essay, people inexplicably felt a strong emotional resonance. Although they wouldn't necessarily speak up for him, no one jumped out to continue criticizing him.

The onlookers were shocked!

Did your reading comprehension skills come from a math teacher?

……

Mushroom house.

"What the hell is going on?!" Teacher Huang exclaimed, holding her phone and widening her eyes. "Wait, are all your fans minors?"

"Yes," Li Changfeng readily admitted.

In the Chinese entertainment industry, where works matter, aren't most of the fans of male idols who don't have any representative works under the age of 18?
Strictly speaking, the majority of their fans are middle school students…

"That's fine then." Teacher Huang snorted lightly, her eyes filled with disdain: "See for yourself."

The two took out their phones and browsed the internet.

"Seriously, are these fans out of their minds? Can't they see that this person is just trying to divert attention?"

"He actually dared to bring up the defense, and to show off in front of the whole internet when there's so much attention on him? What the hell did he do? Doesn't he have any self-awareness about how to beat the heat?!"

The two brothers were furious!

The thought of that scoundrel calling someone "pigeon" all the time made them feel disgusted!
Wu Qian suddenly kicked the chair away, startling the surrounding young celebrities.

"Damn it! When did I ever eat so much that my mouth was dripping with oil? And you're telling us to let us eat our fill next time?! This bastard dares to even think about a next time?!"

Li Changfeng was also furious: "You bastard, I'll kill him sooner or later!"

The initial thrill of online bullying vanished, replaced by boundless rage. The two immediately pulled out their phones and began writing furiously, intending to question Lü Ming remotely.

After a short while, they stopped typing, their faces turning red.

Teacher Huang asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

"That bastard! No wonder he posted such a weak little essay and pretended to be an ally. Turns out he was just waiting for us to jump into the fire!"

"A top influencer whose career has collapsed, instead of focusing on perfecting his work, is freaking studying military strategy!"

Teacher Huang looked completely bewildered.

However, he soon realized what was happening.

Fans are calling out to the people involved, and Lu Ming has come forward to respond that the large intestine is "delicious." If the person involved continues to criticize, he will inevitably have to admit that he ate the thesis defense. Although this is already common knowledge, the current level of attention is so high that if he reveals it at this critical juncture, the label of "Thesis Defense Boy" will be impossible to wash away for the rest of his life.

"Damn it, this bastard finally got his way."

"How did his pitiful act fool so many idiots? Why are more and more passersby actually speaking up for him?"

Did this nobody hire an online army?

"That bastard is so poor he had to sell his house at foreclosure auction, where would he get the money to hire online trolls?"

"Disgusting, disgustingly hard!"

Watching the two incompetent idols swear like women, Teacher Huang was exasperated: "Alright, alright, why can't these young people have any composure? What will they accomplish if they're so impatient?"

"You don't need to respond to this matter. Even if he has temporarily diverted some of his firepower, how can he possibly break through my declaration of war against the traitor?"

"Today is destined to be the death anniversary of that burnt coffee!"

Before Teacher Huang could finish speaking, Wu Qian, his hands trembling, handed over his phone: "Teacher Huang...you...you've collapsed!"

"???" Teacher Huang was taken aback.

He quickly took it and saw that the damn nobody had updated his status again.

[A letter of self-reproach.]

I am guilty; as a chef, I have committed the seven deadly sins!

My first sin is uncleanliness; second sin is unhygienic behavior; third sin is dishonesty; fourth sin is not fulfilling my duty; fifth sin is not humble; sixth sin is not courteous; and seventh sin is insincere behavior.

I am unforgivable, I apologize to Teacher Huang!

That seemingly obscure person actually apologized to himself publicly?
"Isn't this great?" Teacher Huang was overjoyed.

After praising him, let's continue reading. [Teacher Huang possesses seven great skills, listed below—]

[Clean: Teacher Huang stirred the egg mixture with his bare hands, and washed his hands in the bowl while pouring the egg mixture into the pan.]

[Hygiene: Teacher Huang crushed the tomatoes with his bare hands, then threw them into a pot to stew until flavorful.]

[Honestly: Teacher Huang secretly cooked a large pot of braised pork knuckle with two jin (approximately 1 kg) of Shaoxing wine, hiding it from the guests. After eating it, the guests suffered from vomiting and diarrhea, dizziness, and were cursing and swearing on their way home. When they were stopped by the traffic police, they were all found to be driving under the influence of alcohol, even though they hadn't drunk a drop!]

[Benfen: Teacher Huang never forgot that he was a chef. When promoting his client's instant food products, he added chili and pepper to the sweet rice porridge. Teacher He took only one bite and instantly saw himself focused on learning in class during his student days: the true meaning of a series of idioms such as "taking a small bite," "having a fishbone stuck in one's throat," "unable to speak," "caught in a dilemma," and "bearing humiliation and hardship"—he understood them all!]

[Humility: When a guest asked if he missed his grandfather's smoked fish cooking skills, Chef Huang exclaimed that his own might not be as good as his grandfather's. After the smoked fish was served, the guest took only one bite and instantly burst into tears, exclaiming that he saw his great-grandfather!]

[Courtesy: A guest wanted to eat fried liver. After the delicious dish was served, the guest complained that the fried liver was too salty. Chef Huang jokingly said that the fried liver was fine and that the guest should drink more water.]

[Sincerity: Teacher Huang doubted the green beans, he doubted the guests, but he never doubted his own knowledge. That night, the ambulance carrying the guests to the hospital was so bumpy, and amidst the cacophony of sirens, Teacher Huang's image was so tall and imposing!]

Such divine craftsmanship, who can rival it?

[This is a height I could never reach in ten lifetimes!]

I hereby declare that Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, is the number one deadly chef in the Chinese entertainment industry!

Who agrees, and who disagrees?

The comments section below the short post is already bursting with laughter from netizens.

"Breaking Bad? Breaking Chef!"

"genius!"

"I'm jealous of your talent!"

"No sooner had Teacher Huang published a proclamation denouncing the traitors than Hu Ming promptly created an original history book!"

"Lies don't hurt, but the truth is the sharpest knife."

"Lao Huang, are you alright?"

"If Dong Zhuo had possessed such talent when the eighteen warlords united to attack him, the Three Kingdoms period would have been ruled by the Dong family!"

"I'm so happy I could pee myself!"

Teacher Huang sat quietly in her chair, watching the overwhelming laughter in the comments section. Apart from her sallow complexion, she showed no other unusual behavior.

Everyone knew this was the calm before the storm.

Teacher He looked stunned. He never dreamed that the only person to speak up for him would be a nobody he had only met once. This was quite...dramatic.

Looking at his old friend's unpredictable expression, he wanted to laugh but dared not.

Also feeling something amiss was Sister Qi, a tough woman who had burst into tears after eating Teacher Huang's smoked fish. Seeing Lü Ming sending her a wave of attention online, and facing the frenzy of tagging her, the always outspoken Sister Qi dropped the pretense and responded explicitly in a post:

"At that moment, my true feeling was that if I ate a few more bites, I would definitely be reunited with my great-grandfather. It was because of this thought that I was so scared that I burst into tears!"

This response, which generated explosive buzz, immediately attracted a flurry of reposts from netizens and marketing accounts.

Blasted!

The popularity of Huang, the actor from "Breaking Bad," has completely exploded online!

Under the anxious gaze of the surrounding young male celebrities, Teacher Huang's body began to tremble violently. Then, like a volcano erupting, he kicked over the table in front of him: "Damn it!!"

"Damn it, this bastard has ruined my reputation!"

"He even mentioned the seven deadly sins! My sins? He only confessed in a few words, but my name appeared eight hundred times in this manifesto. Is this a confession? This is a defamatory document that slanders me!"

"Didn't he consider that posting these things would leave me with a lasting stain on my reputation?"

"That heartless bastard wants to destroy me!"

Teacher Huang's face turned red, and he spoke with spittle flying everywhere, so angry that he was on the spot.

He grew increasingly furious, and as he cursed, he stormed toward the kitchen, yelling, "No way, I'm going to kill this burnt coffee!"

The surrounding young men were all terrified upon seeing this and hurriedly tried to stop it.

"Teacher Huang, calm down, please calm down!"

"Don't be impatient!"

"Young man, calm down!"

"What are you talking about? Who are you calling a young man? I'm your uncle!" Teacher Huang was furious. "Let go of everything! I can't rest easy until I'm completely out of control!"

"Are you going to kill Huka?" Seeing that they couldn't stop him, the crowd gave up.

Teacher Huang: "No, I'll find my phone and confront him!"

Wu Qian: "???"

Li Changfeng: "!!!"

They acted like they were about to kill someone with a knife when they looked for their phone, which made them quite nervous.

And looking for your phone while holding it? That's insane!

Wu Qian reminded him, "Teacher Huang, your phone is in your own hands..."

"I'm getting old and my memory isn't what it used to be." Teacher Huang paused for a moment, then immediately pulled up a chair and sat down: "Come here, everyone, watch me do it!"

He directly tagged Lü Ming and questioned him: "Whether my cooking skills are good or not is a matter for professionals to question, but do you, a mere kid, have the right to question them?"

Lü Ming quickly responded: "Why can't I question it?"

"You think you've made a really good Nine-Turned Intestines dish?"

"My large intestine won't cause poisoning if you eat it, but what about your green beans?"

"I'm so angry I could scream!" Teacher Huang was so angry he was practically choking.

He never dreamed that his proud culinary skills would one day be outshone in this way!
Without warning, Lao Huang resorted to his elder-like manner of moral blackmail: "You're hogging public resources and disrupting network order. Do you know how many people you're affecting?!"

"Teacher Huang, you are quite self-aware."

"Because of your selfish desires, you couldn't wait for the whole country to know about your shady dealings. Now, everyone knows about the seven great contributions you made to the Chinese entertainment industry. Are you satisfied now? Are you happy now?"

"This is a serious waste of public resources!"

Do you know how many families separated from each other need the help of the media to reunite? Do you know how many workers owed wages feel hopeless about the future because they have no way to speak out?

"No, you don't understand, you only care about yourself!"

"I hope that after this incident, Teacher Huang can correct his attitude and improve his manners!"

"This is the way of being human!"

"A word of advice from someone who's been there."

"Traffic is only temporary, and hype to grab attention is ultimately a crooked path. True artists should focus on refining their works and elevating their moral standards."

Lao Tzu said: "To know one's mistakes and correct them is the greatest virtue."

"Change it, stop being so stubborn!"

For some reason, netizens who were watching the drama unfold had a sense of familiarity upon seeing this passage.

“My words, these are all my words!” Teacher Huang’s voice was hoarse. “He’s using all my words!”

"No way, this damn bastard is going against the grain and is even giving me advice?"

"Is there no law left?!"

Looking at the lively comment section and the eloquent and scathing article, Teacher Huang stood up abruptly, jumping up and down, cursing and swearing, sometimes laughing and sometimes wailing, his mind becoming somewhat disordered.

Wu Qian, Li Changfeng, and the other popular young celebrities around them were utterly astonished by what they saw.

Their leader, Teacher Huang, was driven crazy by that damn nobody from afar, isn't that amazing?

……

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　　So there's another big chapter coming at midnight tonight.

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