This top celebrity got drunk and acted crazy, and everyone in the Chinese entertainment industry bur
Chapter 16, though late, is finally here! Qianbao is going to get a good beating! [Seeking monthly v
Chapter 16, though late, is finally here! Qianbao is going to get a good beating! [Seeking monthly votes]
The next day.
Because he was drunk, Lü Ming slept until almost noon. When he woke up, his phone notification screen showed a text message from the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China announcing a deposit. Lü Ming, who was still a little sleepy, instantly woke up and quickly unlocked the screen to check.
【您尾号5499卡5月11日9:52收入(转账)6050000.00元,余额6065800.00元。(工商银行)】
The pre-tax announcement fee was 1100 million yuan, and after deducting the maximum tax rate of 45%, the net proceeds were 605 million yuan.
"Finally, we've become rich!"
Lü Ming felt as if he were a peasant who had turned his life around and become a landlord.
Although I had expected it, the feeling when such a large sum of money was actually deposited into my account was completely different from yesterday.
The first thing Lü Ming did was to pay off all his loans.
With no more debts, he still had 550 million in his account. Putting everything else aside, even just the small change would be enough for him to live on for a long time. At the very least, before he broke free from Huayue's control and started his own business, he no longer had to worry about money.
In a great mood, Lü Ming quickly finished washing up and, without even ordering takeout, habitually took out two bottles of chilled beer from the refrigerator.
He tilted his head back, bit the bottle opening, and shook it violently from side to side!
The beer formed a tornado shape inside the bottle and disappeared in just 8 seconds!
[Ding! Host is detected drinking 'Snowflake Beer'. 'Constitution' +1!]
After a short rest, Lü Ming started twirling his beer again.
Not in good shape this time, drank it all in 9 seconds!
[Ding! Host is detected drinking 'Snowflake Beer'. 'Constitution' +2!]
The two bottles of beer totaled 1000ml, which would take a while to drink even water, but Lü Ming finished them all in less than a minute after they were served!
If this brutal scene were seen by onlookers, it would surely shock everyone. After all, as popular idols, other celebrities are extremely concerned about their image and pay close attention to every aspect of their image management.
This guy has the face of a god in the Chinese entertainment industry, and he loves to drink, which is one thing, but more importantly, his behavior and logic in this regard are exactly the same as those drunkards you can see everywhere on the street.
The main focus is on a local government office!
Lu Ming walked to the mirror, lifted his clothes and looked at himself. Compared to his physique when he participated in the Mushroom House two days ago, his abdominal lines were now more obvious. While others became weaker and weaker the more they drank, he became healthier the more he drank.
Not only has his health improved, but he has also developed a clear outline of the eight-pack abs that many idols dream of. If he continues to drink like this, he will eventually become a self-disciplined idol comparable to Yu Yan at his peak.
Yu Yan is disciplined in exercising and eating healthily. He is also disciplined in drinking, sometimes not knowing where his next meal will come from.
No problem!
After indulging in his narcissism for a while, Lü Ming took out his phone, logged into Weibo, and prepared to see how his online friends were helping him collect his debts.
After clicking on the trending topics list, Lü Ming's expression immediately changed.
Yesterday, the hashtag #SisterZhengPaysBackMoney# was pinned to the top, but in just one night, the list has been completely changed, now filled with new hashtags related to Mushroom House.
#MushroomHouseIncident, 2.0!#
#We've all misunderstood Hu Ming!#
#Guests collectively go crazy, Teacher Huang is brutally abused!#
#Let Hu Ming handle this, he'll definitely wipe them out!#
#Great news! They're the Five Tiger Generals! Internal Affairs is saved!#
#@Ouyang Ming, the Western Poison, utterly defeated!#
#The old chef is still the best!#
#Good and evil will be rewarded accordingly; karma is a cycle! Teacher Huang spent his days manufacturing drugs; evil deeds have borne evil consequences, and retribution has come!#
#Mushroom House has its happiest episode yet for all the past guests!#
#A world where only Teacher Huang is injured!#
#Teacher He: This time, I will not join in your laughter.#
#Sister Zheng, please pay back the money!#
#……#
Lu Ming felt complicated as he watched.
The good news is that she's still trending on social media, and the buzz seems even bigger than before. But the bad news is that netizens are no longer urging Sister Zheng to pay back the money; they've all gone to eat up the latest gossip about the Mushroom House.
"This won't do!" Lu Ming casually clicked on an entry to browse, intending to understand what was going on.
Although it wasn't surprising that Teacher Huang would cause trouble, he still couldn't help but laugh out loud in front of his phone screen after learning what had happened.
"Old man, you've really got some nerve!"
With a sigh, Lü Ming went backstage and immediately drafted a short essay of condolence:
【Teacher Huang!】
My dearest Teacher Huang!
[Our loving and warm moments seem like they happened just yesterday. I even dreamt yesterday that I was learning from you how to stew a pot of non-toxic green beans. But when I woke up, my respected role model had been bullied like this!]
The guests at Mushroom House were really inconsiderate!
Teacher Huang just wants your lives; what good will it do you if you give them up?
[Teacher Huang is a respected teacher and a revered senior. Now, this seemingly upright teacher has suffered such a humiliating disgrace in front of a national audience. This is simply trampling on the dignity of our Hornets! It's truly gratifying!]
[Here, I call upon all the wasps in the world to demand justice from those who bullied Teacher Huang!]
Some people are even comparing me to Teacher Huang.
How dare fireflies rival the brilliance of the moon?
Compared to Teacher Huang, your little Ming is nothing!
[Looking back at Teacher Huang's #SevenGreatAchievements#, I thought this was already an insurmountable milestone in the history of the Chinese entertainment industry, but unexpectedly, the record was broken again overnight!]
Indeed, only the weak like me stagnate; the true strong are always seeking new breakthroughs!
[With just a slight intervention, Teacher Huang has already reached a level I could never reach in my entire life.]
【Why was Huang born if Ming was already here?!】
Although Chef Huang's cooking skills far surpass mine, I still feel sorry for him!
Frankly speaking, it's only because Teacher Huang was born in a harmonious society that his extraordinary talent has been buried.
If Teacher Huang were born in a martial arts world, figures like Huang Yaoshi (Eastern Heretic) and Ouyang Feng (Western Venom) would be mere juniors!
[Master Huang's poison skills are unparalleled; he can kill amidst feasts of fish and meat, making him the undisputed leader of the martial arts world!]
【…】
The Weibo comment section exploded within just three minutes of the update.
"What the hell is Teacher Huang doing? He just wants your lives. What good will it do you? Do you even need to listen to what you're saying?"
Guest: Should I give it to him just because he wants it?
"You take Teacher Huang as your role model, and you're here calling on your fans to seek justice? I just can't help but laugh."
"Is it alright to dream about learning how to stew green beans without pesticides from Teacher Huang?"
"That's the end of the subtly suggestive content!"
"This guy's got some nerve!"
"I'm so happy! I knew Hu Ming must have been asleep last night, otherwise, after such a big incident, he would definitely have come up with something new."
"The short essay may be late, but it has arrived."
"If this kid had used his talent for playing opposite sexes in cooking, how could his Nine-Turned Intestines have turned out like this?"
"How dare you say that! Would you rather eat Shi Wei's braised pork intestines or a deadly mushroom stew? All those who previously slandered my brother Ming's cooking as deadly should apologize. At most, my brother Ming only cares about your stomach, but Teacher Huang really wants to take your life!"
"If I could, I wouldn't want to eat anything!"
"Reversal of verdict: One scheme harmed three virtuous men? X! One scheme eliminated three evils, √!"
"Bee, Meganie: Are you being polite?"
"I have a condition where I feel like laughing whenever I see Hu Ming speaking out online."
"Killing people amidst a feast of fish and meat? I'm dying of laughter!"
"This guy is incredibly talented!"
"..."
……
at the same time.
hospital.
The entire Mushroom House crew lay in a shared hospital room, receiving IV drips as a group. Sun Li rushed over overnight to take care of her husband. While feeding Deng Chao fruit, she kept glancing at Teacher Huang with murderous intent!
Deng Chao was scrolling through short videos on his phone, watching all sorts of cringe-worthy clips, his face flushed red.
Chen Chichi, on the other hand, was curled up, still shaken.
Thinking about how he had rushed into the pigsty last night, he felt a sudden wave of fear for no reason.
If he had gone in back then, he would have really had to live on a different planet!
Wu Qian and Li Changfeng dared not look directly at Teacher Huang. Thinking of the sins they had committed the night before, they didn't even dare to make a sound, for fear that Teacher Huang, who held a grudge, would seek revenge on them.
The atmosphere in the ward was eerie and quiet.
When lunchtime arrived, the assistants brought over the food, and everyone, unsure of how to communicate, tacitly began to eat.
While eating, Teacher Huang idly opened his phone and found a bunch of private messages from Weibo. Curious, he clicked on them and discovered that that damned nobody had tagged him again and posted a short essay.
Although he knew that the kid in the ditch was definitely up to no good, driven by curiosity, Teacher Huang still read it word by word.
A moment later, Teacher Huang's previously calmed mood suddenly flared up like gasoline.
Completely exploded!
"rough!!!"
An angry teacher Huang let out a low growl, then suddenly stood up from the hospital bed and kicked the small table in front of him to the side.
Li Changfeng, who was quietly eating his meal with his head down in his hospital bed, was suddenly struck hard. He immediately clutched his forehead and screamed in agony: "Ahhhhh!"
Everyone turned to look at them.
Enraged, Teacher Huang smashed the porcelain bowl full of rice on the ground, cursing, "This nobody from Biyang is posing as a fan online, swindling and cheating, and he even dares to shamelessly leech off my fans?!"
"Fuck you!"
"It's just that I don't know any poison skills. If I really did, I'd be the first to poison that damned bastard in this ditch!"
Chao Ge: "..."
Chen Chichi: "..."
Li Changfeng: "..."
You've drugged us all into hallucinations, and you still don't know any poison skills?
Teacher Huang was furious: "He still calls me 'darling'? Disgusting! I feel so disgusted even through the screen!"
"I really want to punch this newborn!"
Teacher Huang suddenly jumped off the hospital bed, grabbed Wu Qian, who was standing next to her with a frightened expression, and said excitedly, "Tell me, should this nobody be allowed to live like this?!"
"He should look like that, he should look like that!"
Recalling the content of the short essay, Teacher Huang suddenly punched the popular idol in front of her in the chest, ignoring the latter's scream of pain, and questioned him excitedly: "He said he respected me and took me as a role model, and then he said I was hypocritical. Is that right?!"
Wu Qian: "This isn't right, Teacher Huang!"
boom! ! !
"He said one minute that you were trampling on the dignity of the Hornets, and the next minute he said it was gratifying. Is that right?!"
Wu Qian was stunned by the rebuttal, and he quickly changed his tune: "I can tell from those words that he's uneducated. I guess he meant to say that there are no bad people in the world, and that he's on your side, Teacher Huang!"
"He can say that fireflies dare not compete with the bright moon, so he must have read some books." Teacher Huang was furious: "But you, you're actually defending this nobody?"
Wu Qian: "???"
Before he could even speak, Teacher Huang's iron fist landed squarely on his body...
"Fake fan, huh?" Bang! "Calling for the wasps, huh?" Bang! "Can't catch up, huh?" Bang! "Not worth it, huh?" Bang! "Trying to kill me, huh?" Bang! "Invincible, huh?" Bang! "Martial arts leader, huh?" Bang!
At this moment, Teacher Huang was like a crazed gorilla, getting more and more agitated as he spoke. He didn't care about Wu Qian's reaction at all, and roughly pressed him down on the hospital bed. He then swung his arm, which still had an IV in it, and started punching him repeatedly!
Wu Qian, his eyes brimming with tears, sobbed, "Help...help me..."
"Help me, is that it?" Upon hearing these two words, Teacher Huang seemed to be provoked, and his fists, as big as sandbags, rained down: "I'll beat you to a pulp, you newborn angel!"
Teacher Huang roared with a ferocious expression, "You idiot, I'll make you look like a ghost!!"
"stop!"
"Teacher Huang, is Li Zaigan some kind of monster?!"
"He's not a nobody, he's a real gem!"
"Let go! You're going to knock Qianbao unconscious!"
The crowd quickly spoke up to stop them.
Teacher Huang: "???"
He looked blankly at Qianbao, who was on the verge of death, and then stared in disbelief at him: "I'm sorry, I've been through too much stress these past two days. Look at my old eyes, they're so blurry, I can even mistake people..."
Wu Qian looked at Teacher Huang, his breath coming in short gasps: "No... he's not dead..."
Fortunately, the nurse arrived in time, which prevented an accident from happening. Although Qianbao was given a good beating, Teacher Huang was also seriously injured. The reason was that the movements were too intense, causing the IV needle to jump around and leave him with tears in his eyes after the intense activity.
Just as the atmosphere froze, Teacher Huang's phone suddenly rang.
"Hey, who is it!"
"Variety shows? This old man is almost half-dead and in the hospital because of doing variety shows. What the hell would I do on variety shows? I'm not doing them anymore. Even a dog wouldn't do that!" Teacher Huang said fiercely, "There isn't a single good variety show personality!"
He was about to hang up when he suddenly heard the other person's additional comment, and he froze.
Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, and the other patients all looked at them with surprise.
"Yes, I'm going to be on a variety show!" Teacher Huang suddenly changed his mind, his eyes filled with excitement: "You don't need to say anything more, I'll have my assistant book the tickets right now. I don't care about the appearance fee or anything, I mainly want to be on a variety show and make more friends!"
After hanging up the phone.
Everyone in the ward looked at Teacher Huang with strange expressions.
Not long after, Wu Qian's phone rang.
"Go on a variety show? I'm practically beaten to death by Teacher Huang in the hospital, what kind of variety show would I go on?!" Wu Qian's voice was trembling with tears: "I'm telling you, no way, forget it, even if you offer me more money, I won't go!"
As soon as he finished speaking, his eyes widened instantly, as if he had heard some incredible news.
Immediately, Wu Qian, who had been adamant just a second ago, changed his mind: "I can skip other variety shows, but I absolutely have to be on this one!"
Qian Ge's face was full of hatred: "It doesn't matter how much money it is, the main thing is that I'm just a damn nobody. What kind of class does he have to be on the same show as me!"
"The previous incident isn't over yet. Just now, I got beaten up again because of that idiot. Just thinking about him singing and dancing online makes my heart ache like ants are crawling on it!" Brother Qian said through gritted teeth, spittle flying. "I'll make him pay!!"
After hanging up the phone.
The entire ward fell silent.
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