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Chapter 18: Qianbao is alive! That'll generate traffic; if Qianbao is dead, the fandom will be at peace! [Seeking monthly votes]

That night.

Nanhu TV broadcast an edited version of Mushroom House, titled #NineTurnsIntestineIncident#, which added fuel to the fire of the Mushroom House incident.

Although local TV stations are relatively formal and many scenes involving verbal abuse or other intense content are prohibited, Nanhu TV has proactively lowered its standards in the face of high viewership, censoring certain content and blurring out certain parts, completely relaxing its review criteria.

All the highlights from the episode that Lü Ming participated in recording have been preserved.

With such explosive program effects, and broadcast to a nationwide audience, the final result was obvious. Nanhu TV capitalized on this wave of traffic, setting a new record for the highest viewership in the history of variety shows during the prime time slot of 7-8 pm that night!

The trending topics list has been refreshed again.

Many viewers who don't usually surf the internet downloaded Weibo and went to Lü Ming's homepage to follow him.

In just one night, he gained an astonishing 248 million new followers!
And this is just the beginning.

Since only the first half of the episode aired last night, the second half of "Mushroom House" will continue to be broadcast during prime time on Saturday night.

Nowadays, Huang Yaoshi (Eastern Heretic) and Ouyang Ming (Western Poison) have formed an ultimate bond. Whenever Huang Yaoshi is mentioned, people will naturally think of Lü Ming. In particular, the explosiveness of the second half of the #Mushroom Soup Incident# is no less than that of the #Nine-Turned Intestine Incident#.

Everyone could predict that after the second half of the episode aired, Lü Ming's fan count would experience another surge!

The final result was as expected.

Because of the heated online buzz and the advance promotion by Nanhu TV last night, the show broke the highest ratings of the night before within just ten minutes of its premiere, and the ratings continued to rise until the end of the show.

Nanhu TV has really overloaded its viewership!

The previously lukewarm "Mushroom House" has transformed into the most popular hit variety show in history. Its popularity is so high that even some elementary school students who never watch variety shows will joke about Teacher Huang and Lü Ming.

At this critical juncture, the much-anticipated Nanhu TV station released an announcement.

Due to adjustments in the regular MC lineup, this season of "Mushroom House" will be temporarily suspended for a period of time. The specific resumption date will be announced on the official website.

Many netizens have joked before that if even Teacher He stops praising Teacher Huang's cooking, then this show is likely to collapse.

I thought this was just a meme.

But to everyone's surprise, the meme actually came true!

[I've watched those fake variety shows for three years. I've lost my house, my car, and my family. Now that we finally have "Mushroom House," you want to cancel it? Each episode of "Mushroom House" has so many hilarious moments that no other variety show can compare. Now that you've canceled "Mushroom House," we're all stuck watching it awkwardly on screen!]

Please don't stop broadcasting! I just want to laugh from the bottom of my heart in front of the screen!

What was thought to be the beginning of the peak of Chinese entertainment variety shows has turned out to be the final chapter!

What will we watch if "Mushroom House" isn't here?

After watching this episode of Mushroom House, watching other variety shows feels like chewing wax.

Don't worry, even though the Mushroom House is gone, Hu Ming is still here!

【…】

Many people, filled with regret, thought of Lü Ming, who was involved in the roof collapse.

There are still many people who criticize him for being a sycophant, and because Wu Qian hallucinated on the show and mistook Teacher Huang for Lü Ming and went on a crazy revenge, many fans who mistakenly believed Lü Ming felt that they had fallen for the ruse of a washed-up celebrity and turned against him!

Adding to the problem is Zheng Jie's fans. 'Little Ears' has been retaliating against her idol by hurling insults online every day, leading to another situation where fans from various groups are attacking a washed-up celebrity.

It's true that he's been condemned by thousands and despised by tens of thousands.

Criticism surrounding Lü Ming is constant.

But no one can deny that this unknown guy who likes to have a drink on the show is really good at creating entertainment value!
The number of people who enjoy watching him is especially high!
Jiangzhe TV had been planning this for a long time. Seeing the uproar online over the cancellation of "Mushroom House", they announced it together with iQiyi TV at the height of the controversy.

[On May 14th at 7:00 PM, "Running Man!" will be broadcast live on the Kiwi platform!]

[Permanent MCs: Li Chen, Deng Chao, Chen Chichi, Wang Baoqiang, Dilraba, Baby.]

[Guest Guests: Lü Ming, Wu Qian, and Teacher Huang]

The moment I saw the official list.

Netizens are in an uproar!
Is this for real? Am I hallucinating?

Can these three names be used together in a couple of combinations?

The production team has gone too far!

Are they really not afraid that these three brothers will start fighting during the recording of the show?

Just because the production team dared to put together such a hardcore lineup of guests, even if this variety show is a mess, I'd still have to try it out.

Why wasn't Feng Feng banned? Are they looking down on me?!

[Four of the five generals of the Mushroom House have gathered, and even Huang Yaoshi has become an ally. On the surface, it's "Run, Brothers!", but secretly it's "Run, Hu Ming!"]

[This program is also known as "My Days of Chasing Hu Ming on Running Man", "Huang Yaoshi's Revenge Diary", "The Sequel to Nine-Turned Intestine", and "Hu Ming's Life on the Run".]

[Haha, this is hilarious!]

[Other variety shows seem like they're just playing around when you look at their cast, but this show's cast makes you think they're going to do something really serious.]

[One second the guests are solving a mystery and searching for clues, the next second Qianbao and Huming will start fighting over a disagreement!]

[That's an ideal scenario. In reality, everyone was starving, and the production team prepared a huge amount of ingredients for them to cook for themselves. Teacher Huang immediately made a mushroom stew to reward his teammates, and Hu Ming followed suit by serving a large feast of braised pork intestines to his relatives and friends.]

I dare not think about it, I dare not think about it, I really dare not think about it...

[Fast forward to tomorrow night, I really want to see this!]

[Great! It's Hu Ming! There's hope for Chinese variety shows!]

【…】

Within just one hour of the official announcement of Running Man, Weibo's trending topics were flooded with promotional keywords, and the enthusiastic comments from netizens even caused Weibo's servers to briefly crash and display garbled text.

The massive popularity of "Mushroom House" has been perfectly inherited by "Running Man." Although the show hasn't aired yet, the level of attention from netizens for this variety show has already reached unprecedented heights!
Many fans who were hoping that Qianbao and Teacher Huang would get revenge on the unknown actor on the show stayed up all night surfing the internet to denounce him. A series of wild predictions appeared in various comment sections, such as #The unknown actor is about to be beaten up#, #The unknown actor will pay for his sins#, #The unknown actor will be bullied#.

This led to the immense popularity of Running Man, breaking numerous records in the history of Chinese variety shows!
……

The next day.

In the evening, the kiwi livestream room was packed with people. Even before the show started, eager netizens were already chatting excitedly in the livestream comments.

The CEO of Kiwi Fruit sat in the leather chair in his office, staring at the unbelievable data on his computer screen, his mouth practically agape: "I knew it! Inviting Hu Ka was definitely the right choice!"

"Jiang Zhetai is still hesitant and afraid of this and that. What's there to be afraid of? With this peak traffic, we can make a poster and distribute it after the live stream ends, and then secretly send someone to pour hot water on their money tree. What can a little penguin do to compete with me?"

The middle-aged viewers seem to have already envisioned the scene where iQiyi's TV station will flourish thanks to this variety show, and will attract all of Tencent's users in one fell swoop.

Overjoyed.

The live stream screen lit up brightly.

Under the cover of night, Leifeng Pagoda, located in West Lake, is heavily guarded, with bodyguards in suits patrolling around with serious expressions.

The roar of the motorcycle grew louder as it approached. Under the watchful eyes of the bodyguards, the motorcycle that had entered the camera's view performed a 360° drift, and the man on the motorcycle, wearing sunglasses, was about to show off by pushing off with one leg.

result……

A 'click' sound!
Wang Baoqiang was completely crushed by the car on the spot...

"Ouch!"

"Help! Someone come and help me! Please save me!"

bodyguard:"……"

【? ? ? 】

Is the comedic pacing of this variety show really that fast?

[Haha, as expected of you, Baoqiang! Your cool demeanor only lasted three seconds. At first, the guy wearing sunglasses almost didn't recognize you.]

When will I ever be able to stop laughing at the way he talks?

[This is hilarious!]

The bodyguard had no choice but to step forward and help lift the motorcycle up.

If it were broadcast on TV, this segment would definitely be cut. After all, the overall atmosphere at the beginning was so serious, and it would be unacceptable for the guest to embarrass themselves in the very first shot of the premiere.

But such an accident happening in a live broadcast room naturally brings joy and laughter to netizens.

Having learned from Baoqiang's failed attempt to show off, the subsequent regular MCs behaved much better and stopped trying any fancy tricks.

The big black bull charged headlong into Leifeng Pagoda in a simple and brutal manner.

Deng Chao sneaked in quietly, and Chen Hechi, clever and resourceful, fooled the bodyguards completely. However, when these two appeared, the speed at which the comments section exploded noticeably increased:

[The streaking boy is here!]

[The number one stripper in the Chinese entertainment industry, nicknamed "Lang Chao," whose striptease performances are more wanton than any woman's.]

The Pigpen Knight is the real god.

[Chichi, do you still remember the pigsty at the Mushroom House? The buffet restaurant is still there, but Pizza Guy from the other day is nowhere to be seen!]

In addition to making fun of it.

Baby, disguised as a secret agent, carefully moved her slender body through a bunch of infrared lasers and nimbly sneaked in.

Many netizens still find this famous Chinese model quite attractive.

Then, a girl with an exotic charm walked in gracefully through the main entrance, wearing an ethereal evening gown. Every bodyguard who passed by was captivated by this radiant woman.

Fans are enthusiastically supporting their two female MCs who have already been confirmed as regular cast members, and casual netizens are also drawn to their good looks, joining in the fun and commenting.

Netizens are looking forward to the appearance of the three guest stars, but as guests, they will naturally not have the same level of treatment as the regular cast members.

As the camera switched to inside Leifeng Pagoda, Chao Ge, the team leader, began exchanging pleasantries with the other permanent members.

Just then, an XO signature song suddenly started playing in the room.

Everyone immediately fell silent and turned to look.

In the passageway, Wu Qian, dressed in a suit and tie, made a dazzling appearance.

Today, Qianbao was fully dressed up, wearing a high-end custom-made suit, with a hairstyle befitting a handsome man, and two diamond earrings sparkling under the lights. As a rising star in the Chinese entertainment industry, with his already good physique, this exquisite styling really sets him apart from Chao Ge and others.

"Wow!"

"It's a Qianbao!"

"Such a dazzling light, it's blinding me!"

The crowd lined the street to welcome them.

Wu Qian's face was beaming with a happy smile. He hadn't been this happy in a long time since being criticized by online trolls for "The Boy Who Defended His Thesis".

However, the thought of seeing that damned bum soon made Wu Qian inexplicably angry.

You idiot, even Jesus can't save you this time, I'm telling you!
After a brief exchange of pleasantries, as the catchy background music continued to play, Mr. Huang, also dressed in a suit, walked out of the passageway and waved excitedly to everyone.

Deng Chao: "Teacher Huang, it's been so long! I've missed your cooking so much!"

Chen Chichi: "Me too. I still can't forget Teacher Huang's cooking. His skills were truly amazing!"

Teacher Huang smiled broadly, clearly enjoying the admiration from her juniors.

BaBy and Dilraba had strange expressions. They looked at each other, both hesitant to speak.

Wang Baoqiang bluntly replied, "Didn't you two almost get poisoned to death in the Mushroom House a few days ago? It's only been a few days, and you're already hungry again?"

Deng Chao: "???"

Chen Chichi: "!!!"

The two looked at Wang Baoqiang with disbelief in their eyes.

They're guests, seniors, after all. Are you really not giving them any face at all?
Teacher Huang: “?!”

Whose subordinate is this simple-minded fellow?
His tone of voice even had a touch of that of someone who had drunk coffee.

Teacher Huang had a stern face, feeling that she had lost face.

Seeing this, the other guests were at a loss for how to salvage the situation. For a moment, the silence was so profound you could hear a pin drop.

Lü Ming walked out of the passage.

There was no applause, no cheers, not even the background music that was supposed to bombard every guest when they appeared. This cold treatment made him feel a little uncomfortable.

"Excuse me, were you poisoned and hallucinated by Teacher Huang?" Lü Ming asked.

Everyone turned their heads and saw that Lü Ming, dressed in a suit, had walked up to them. BaBy and Dilraba's eyes lit up immediately.

Compared to Wu Qian, who was adorned with diamond earrings and various unconventional rings, making himself appear exceptionally luxurious from head to toe, Lü Ming's attire was very simple. He was wearing only a bespoke suit and had no other accessories.

But his stunning good looks are simply too eye-catching. His upright posture and highly recognizable face make him look like a male protagonist from a two-dimensional world who has broken through the dimensional barrier. Wu Qian is on a completely different level from him in terms of temperament and physical appearance.

It would be even better if this mouth couldn't speak!
"You didn't bring any secret-recipe snacks for everyone?" Lu Ming walked up to Teacher Huang, surprised. "Or is it that my poison skills, Master Huang, have improved to the point where I can poison people directly through the air without needing food as a medium?"

Teacher Huang: “…”

The familiar tone, the familiar chatter, CTM's stale coffee, it's been many days since I last saw him, and his chattering habit is still exactly the same as before!

"How dare you speak to Teacher Huang like that!" Wu Qian reprimanded sternly.

Lu Ming glanced at the flamboyantly dressed young man and exclaimed in surprise, "Qian Bao?"

"How dare you call me 'Qianbao'?!" Wu Qian glared. "It makes me sick!"

Lu Ming couldn't believe it, and choked up, "Qian... Bao!"

"What's with that expression?!" Wu Qian exclaimed in astonishment.

Lu Ming's voice trembled slightly: "You're still alive!"

Wu Qian: "???"

Before he could react, Lü Ming strode forward and hugged him tightly. Before he could resist, he heard a sobbing voice in his ear: "I was watching the Mushroom House live stream the other day, and I thought you had been poisoned to death in the Mushroom House. Qianbao, my brother, it's so good that you pulled through in the hospital!"

"Our Megan is saved!"

"As long as Qianbao lives, there will be traffic! If Qianbao dies, the fandom will be at peace!"

Wu Qian: "?!"

Damn it, you're trying to disgust me right from the start!

If it weren't for the rule against hitting people in front of the camera, he would have already punched this bastard in the face and let this damn nobody taste the power of Brother Qian's fist!
"Please don't pretend to be my fan!"

"But Qianbao, I really am a Meigeni, a Meigeni who has been a fan of yours for ten years!"

Wu Qian: "..."

I only debuted this year, and I was a trainee for the past few years. How could you, a nobody, have been a fan for ten years?

"Do you believe I'll punch you?!" Wu Qian raised his arm in anger.

Lu Ming's expression turned to shock, followed by disbelief:
"Qianbao, I've been so worried lately, unable to eat or sleep. The thought of that incompetent and unscrupulous chef poisoning you and sending you to the hospital breaks my heart. I was so worried about you suffering there. I never imagined that your 38-degree mouth could utter such cold and presumptuous words!"

"I'm heartbroken, I've been misled, my conscience is ashen!"

"Having a pigeon like you is a tragedy for fans and a disaster for us girls!"

"Meigeni fans across the country, have you all seen this clearly? Qianbao dares to hit fans today, and he might dare to kill people tomorrow. I urge everyone to unfollow and run away as soon as possible, or you might end up getting blood splattered on yourselves!"

Wu Qian: "!!!"

Still pretending? Still pretending like this? You're addicted to faking being a fan, aren't you?

He moved his mouth, but thinking about how popular the live stream was today, he swallowed the national treasure that was almost on his lips.

'Pfft! '

BaBy couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The others couldn't help but laugh.

With this guy's arrival, the regular MCs who are responsible for creating a lively atmosphere can't get a word in edgewise...

Wang Baoqiang, who has the lowest threshold for laughter, immediately jumped up and down, slapping his thigh and bursting into laughter: "Hahahaha~"

"Teacher Huang, everyone is laughing, why aren't you laughing?"

Teacher Huang: “…”

Guess why I'm not smiling?
He's making sarcastic remarks about me right in front of this old man!
Frustrated, Teacher Huang rolled her eyes and took over the conversation: "Now that everyone's here, let's begin today's task. Tell me, what's the first task?"

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