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Chapter 23 is trending! Hilarious! This variety show is 'life-threatening'! [Seeking monthly votes]

#RunningManIncident!#
#Teacher Huang has his stomach pumped!#
#Mr. Vampire 3 Late Night Livestream!#
#GeGe was brutally bullied by his gang, vomited blood during a live stream, and is currently undergoing emergency treatment!#
#Another memorable scene added to the variety show: Wang Baoqiang tears apart a zombie, and a man with epilepsy brutally beats Teacher Huang!#
#BaBy Dilraba's fate is unknown, and Chao Ge and Chi Ge are missing. Chaos ensues! The first day of Running Man's live broadcast has witnessed the biggest disaster in the history of the Chinese entertainment industry!#
#The Variety Show God only needs to make a slight move, and it has already reached a level that the Chinese entertainment industry cannot achieve in ten years!#
#……#
The hashtag quickly went viral and trended on social media.

I laughed so hard I almost passed out in the middle of the night!

[I hereby declare that the Mushroom House incident is officially a thing of the past. Now, standing atop the domestic variety show scene is "Running Man!"!]

[Even a relatively unknown actor can achieve a level of fame that no domestic variety show can reach in ten years with just a little effort.]

[The members of the group were all moved to tears. Thank you BaBy, thank you Black Bull, thank you for the gift of fate. Ming Ge's success today is all thanks to everyone's support!]

There is no such thing as a peaceful and carefree life; it's just that someone is bearing the burden for you!

[Mingbao: What nonsense about the rope breaking at its thinnest point, and misfortune profiting from the unfortunate? I've already lost everything, and I don't feel like I'm being targeted at all.]

[BaBy: Please feed me peanuts!]

[Black Bull: I shouldn't have said that!]

The millions of Ming haters were furious when they saw the trend in the comments. When did that washed-up celebrity they despised every day start to be blessed by Lady Luck? Especially when they saw strangers calling him "Ming Bao" over and over, they felt disgusted and their whole bodies went numb!

Meghanies from all over the country immediately started flooding the live chat with comments:
What are those obscure celebrities' fans doing barking like dogs?!

[Gege and Teacher Huang have been ruined to this extent by these washed-up celebrities, and you still have the nerve to gloat here? Don't you have any conscience?!]

[That was a bottle smashed right over her head! Heaven knows how much trauma that head injury caused Gege. Qianbao has never been subjected to such abuse in her entire life!]

[You idiot, you owe Pigeon your life!!!]

[The production team is utterly heartless. The place was in complete chaos, yet they didn't come in to help immediately. They only entered when Gege was almost beaten up. This shows their malicious intentions!]

If this kind of unscrupulous program were to film a few more episodes, Gege would definitely lose her life!

[That Running Man show is terrible, those damn flops, you should all be like them!]

……

In the traditional courtyard, as the ambulance arrived, amidst the sirens, a group of celebrities were carried away on stretchers. The production crew split into two groups: one went to the hospital to accompany them, and the other went to search for Deng Chao and Chen Chichi, who had disappeared after being terrified. Only Lü Ming was left soundly asleep in the room.

Jingle Bell!
In the middle of the night, Wu Qian's agent was awakened by the urgent ringing of the telephone.

Upon learning of the tragic plight of one of his artists, the manager burst into tears, exclaiming, "What a tragedy!"

"This isn't like recording a variety show. Before, you could just show your face and get paid. Now, recording a variety show means you have to go to the hospital twice every three days, and you even have to get your stomach pumped. The little bit of appearance fee they give you isn't even enough to cover Qianbao's medical expenses!"

The agent drove to the hospital, cursing and swearing.

……

On the street outside the Running Man's courtyard.

"Stop! Stop!"

"stop!"

"Don't chase me, I'm too old, my flesh doesn't taste good!"

Hearing the hoarse shouts behind him, Chao Ge, covered in sweat, screamed pitifully.

Because he got mustard in his eyes, Chao Ge ran for his life, tears streaming down his face. The intense fear was driving him to the brink of a mental breakdown. In his panic, he blinked and crashed into a roadside telephone pole with a loud thud, then fell to the ground, seeing stars.

Hearing the hurried footsteps and heavy breathing behind him, Chao Ge's strong will to survive made him disregard the pain. In a moment of quick thinking, he hurriedly endured the pungent wasabi smell, covered his mouth and nose, and held his breath!

Deng Chao trembled all over, his heart pounding in his throat: "You can't see me, you can't see me..."

boom! ! !
"Awooo!!" Chen Chichi slammed into the telephone pole with a shrill scream. He landed on his back, his eyes rolled back, and his vision went black. He felt dizzy and fainted on the spot.

Deng Chao glanced sideways in a panic and realized that it wasn't the zombies from the courtyard that had escaped; it was actually his good brother chasing him.

"Why are you the one chasing after him?" Deng Chao stared at Chen Chichi in disbelief.

Chen Chichi's mouth was dry and his voice was hoarse: "Huff...huff...I kept calling you not to leave from behind, my throat was about to break, why didn't you turn around and look!"

"I was terrified, and your voice was so creepy, how could I dare to stop!" Deng Chao rubbed his head, relieved that it wasn't a zombie chasing him.

"And what kind of look is this? You've even lost all your bitter tea seeds!" Deng Chao exclaimed in shock.

Chen Chichi hurriedly sat up from the ground: "Don't even mention it! The zombie's fingernail was only one centimeter away from my manhood, it almost killed me! How could I care about bitter tea seeds then!"

"You wrap yourself up first!" Deng Chao took off his short-sleeved shirt, and Chen Chichi did the same, immediately covering up his manhood.

The two then rushed into the police station in a nearby street without stopping.

The two uncles wearing hats who were on duty were chatting idly when they suddenly saw the door being violently kicked open. They immediately became alert: "What are you doing!"

Two young men, covered in bumps and barely clothed, rushed in. Judging from their disheveled appearance, they had clearly just been beaten up. Seeing this, the two uncles were relieved. Before they could even ask any questions, Deng Chao leaned over the counter, panting, "A monster is attacking!"

The tall uncle: "???"

"What kind of monster?!" Another short uncle took out a pen and paper to ask for details.

Deng Chao, panting heavily, gestured wildly: "His eyeballs are bulging out, his mouth is split in two, and his whole face is rotting!"

The tall uncle: "!!!"

The short uncle quickly sketched out the appearance of a zombie on the drawing: "This kind?"

"No, no!" The two waved their hands repeatedly, saying in unison, "They're the kind wearing official robes!!"

Uncle Composition made another change; this time, the zombie was dressed in official robes: "This kind?"

"No, it's not a zombie, it's a ghoul, a ghoul!" Deng Chao stamped his foot anxiously. "Have you ever seen a zombie movie? This is exactly the same, even scarier than the ones in the movies!"

Chen Chichi bared his teeth and roared, "Hehehehehe!"

"The zombies' screams sound like this, like fingernails scratching glass, very irritating, making your scalp tingle. They walk by hopping, their arms thrashing about!"

As he was depicting the scene, Chen Chichi raised his arms and jumped around, thrusting his arms forward with great force, mimicking the movements perfectly. However, due to the intense movements, he didn't even realize that the short-sleeved shirt wrapped around his waist had fallen to the ground.

The two uncles looked at Chen Chichi, who was jumping and skipping around, walking his bird in public, with strange expressions.

Uncle Composition swallowed hard and made changes to the drawing again. This time, the drawing finally matched the zombie the two had described.

Chen Chichi snatched the pen and paper and quickly added details: "Fingernails, his fingernails were pitch black, over ten centimeters long, the kind that could pierce a person's throat! My bitter tea seeds were pierced by the zombie and then torn away!"

"Wait a minute, where are my bitter tea seeds?!"

The composition uncle whispered, "You just said it yourself, it was torn away..."

Chen Chichi: "..."

He quickly picked up the short-sleeved shirt from the ground and tied it around his waist, then handed over the blueprint with the added giant fingernails: "Basically, this is what a zombie looks like!" "My brothers are still at the crime scene. Two girls have already fainted from fright, and the others have probably been bitten by now. Send people over quickly. Zombie bites can cause them to turn into zombies. The whole yard is probably full of zombies now. You must bring the best equipment!" Deng Chao urged anxiously.

Chen Chichi quickly added, "Pistol bullets are too weak, they might not be effective. Do you have an AK47? Do you have an M4A1? Or maybe a high-rate-of-fire submachine gun like an MP5 or P90? Only large-caliber firearms might be effective!"

"Yes, it's best to bring rocket launchers. Also, quickly send someone to purchase glutinous rice, chicken blood, and black dog blood!"

"Hurry up and get going, or it'll be too late!"

Listening to the two men's excited descriptions, the expressions of the two uncles gradually became strange.

The two turned around simultaneously, one biting her lip and the other covering her face, trying to appear serious while their brows furrowed into a deep frown.

The tall uncle asked with a stern face, "May I ask your surnames?"

"Deng, Chen."

"Mr. Deng, and Mr. Chen, we understand your demands. We will immediately dispatch our elite personnel to equip them with what you mentioned..."

Chen Chichi: "AK47!"

"Oh right, AK47." The tall uncle, who had been listening the whole time, pinched his thigh hard while biting his lip. "And..."

Deng Chao: "Glutinous rice, chicken blood, black dog blood! Also, when dealing with zombies, remember to hold your breath so they can't see you, which can save your life in a critical moment!!"

"Alright! Understood. We understand the situation. You two can go back and wait for the results." Uncle Composition clenched his fists, bouncing around as he looked at the ceiling, and said seriously.

The two of them felt that something was off, but they couldn't quite put their finger on it.

Before leaving, Deng Chao reminded him: "You must, you absolutely must, equip yourself with the best equipment!"

"Don't worry, we have a Gatling gun in our station, the kind that shoots blue flames!" The tall uncle solemnly promised with a straight face: "Later, we'll have someone enchant the Gatling gun, coating every bullet with chicken blood. One magazine can fire two thousand rounds in a row, guaranteeing that even the fiercest zombie will have no chance of survival!"

Deng Chao was overjoyed: "See? That's what you call professional!"

Chen Chichi exclaimed, "It's our blessing to have you all protecting us. Please, you must save my friends!"

After they stepped out the door, they both breathed a sigh of relief. One of them was shirtless and the other was bare-legged. The cold wind at dawn made them feel a chill and they shivered.

"Hiss hiss hiss..." Deng Chao clutched his arm, his eyes red: "I wonder how Reba and the others are doing now."

"They've probably already been eaten by zombies..." Chen Chichi suddenly felt sad.

Everything that happened that night completely shattered their understanding of the world.

Previously, due to their tense emotions and tight nerves, they had no time or energy to think about anything else. Their minds were only focused on escaping and surviving. Now that they had entrusted the matter to someone else, their tense nerves relaxed, and an extremely sad emotion welled up in their hearts. The two of them finally had a complete mental breakdown!
"Ahhhh!"

"woo woo woo woo……"

The two brothers embraced tightly and wept bitterly.

In their deepest sorrow, they vaguely heard bursts of laughter coming from the prison behind them.

……

"Hahahahaha!"

"Zombies!" Uncle Listening laughed heartily, bending over. "AK47, M4A1!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Rocket launcher, chicken blood, black dog blood, hohohoho!" Uncle Composition slapped his thigh and laughed loudly, "Wahahahahaha!"

suddenly!

The door was opened, and the Deng brothers, Chen and Deng, who sensed something was wrong, rushed in to check with suspicious looks. But their uncle, who had received professional training, reacted very quickly and stopped almost the instant he heard the door open.

The two men looked serious: "Mr. Deng? Mr. Chen? Is there anything else you'd like to add?"

"Oh it's all right."

"Please act immediately!"

"Don't worry, preparations are already underway."

The two left again, both thinking it was because they had been too stimulated that night and were mentally deranged. But a few seconds later, they heard bursts of laughter coming from the room again. Incredulous, they looked at each other and then burst into the room with the speed of sprint champions!
"Mr. Deng?"

"Mr. Chen?"

Deng Chao: "..."

Chen Chichi: "..."

"It's alright, please make sure to send as many people as possible!"

The two men offered a reminder and then turned to leave.

Just then, a nimble, chubby man rushed into the station. The middle-aged man was carrying a camera. When he saw the two disheveled men, the chubby man was overjoyed: "We've finally found you!"

"Director...director?!" Deng Chao exclaimed in surprise.

Chen Chichi was overjoyed: "You're still alive? That's great! Quick, tell your uncle what happened at the crime scene! What about the others? Are they still alive?!"

director:"……"

He paused for several seconds, then, facing the questioning gazes of his two uncles, silently took out his phone and opened the already trending search list, showing it to them: "There are no zombies here, they're all fake. That zombie was Wu Qian in disguise. See for yourselves..."

Deng Chao: !!!
Chen Chichi: ? ? ?

The two men shuddered, snatched the phone with disbelief, and scrolled through several messages. They soon came across a GIF of Wu Qian grabbing Hu Ka by the neck, only to have Hu Ka smash a bottle over his head instead.

"..."

Their minds went blank. They instinctively looked at the director, then at the two smiling uncles in hats, and recalled what they had said earlier and how they had desperately fled. Suddenly, their legs went weak and they collapsed to the ground. Their eyes were lifeless, their hearts were ashen, and they felt as if they had been struck by lightning.

boom! ! !
It was the sound of the sky collapsing!
"Old Deng."

"Chi'er".

The two lay flat on the ground, weakly exchanging places with each other.

"Would you like to live on a different planet?"

"It's a good idea!"

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