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Chapter 34 'The King of Show-Offs Alliance'! Those who show off the most get the worst beatings! [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

Happy Valley.

Wu Qian and Chen Chichi met first, each carrying a suitcase with an "R" logo. Their eyes lit up the moment they saw each other.

"Brother Chi, have you found any clues?"

"No, it's empty inside," Chen Chichi answered truthfully.

Wu Qian: "Mine is too."

"A haunted house." Chen Chichi looked at the building beside him and guessed, "I have a feeling that the production team will definitely hide the clues in the most dangerous place. Why don't we go in and look for them?"

"Just the two of us?" Wu Qian hesitated.

Chen Chichi: "Are you scared?"

"How could that be? It's all fake, what's there to be afraid of? I've never been afraid of this kind of thing. I'm worried you might be scared, after all, when I dressed up as a zombie before, you..."

"Don't say it!" Chen Chichi quickly covered his teammate's mouth. The embarrassing incident of Wu Qian cosplaying as a zombie in the middle of the night, which scared him so much that he wet himself, was a lifelong pain for him. Hearing the other party expose his shameful past, he immediately became anxious.

Just then, Teacher Huang, wearing a red team uniform, walked over from a distance. After noticing them, Teacher Huang tentatively asked, "An alliance?"

"We must form an alliance!" Wu Qian immediately agreed: "First, find clues, then tear this apart!"

"That's how it should be." Teacher Huang also lowered his guard, but still kept some distance from Chen Chichi, whose expression was unfriendly. After all, he had experienced the #Mushroom Stew Incident# last time, and he couldn't guarantee that Chen Chichi wouldn't take the opportunity to kill him.

After some discussion, the three decided to enter the haunted house to look for clues.

The PD received a notification from the director that there were fixed camera positions inside, so they wouldn't go in. None of the three thought anything of it. After each of them got a flashlight from a staff member, they went straight inside.

Hush! Hush! Hush!
In the empty space, eerie ghostly cries rose and fell.

Teacher Huang shuddered, and the flashlight fell to the ground. He quickly picked it up and then silently retreated behind the two men. Seeing that they were also standing still, staring at the distant corridor and not daring to move forward, he became displeased: "Come on, aren't you scared?"

"I'm not afraid. Coming here feels like coming home. If there's a public bathhouse inside, I wouldn't mind taking a hot shower at all," Chen Chichi said casually.

Wu Qian scoffed, "It's just some electronically synthesized sound effects. I can even fall asleep listening to these kinds of sounds."

"Then you should move forward!" Teacher Huang urged.

Two people: "..."

Chen Chichi swallowed hard: "The main problem is that the environment is so dark, and we only have such a small flashlight each. It's actually quite inefficient to go inside and look for clues."

“I actually think the clues aren’t important at all. Knowing Hu Ka as I do, he’s a coward and definitely won’t go in here!” Wu Qian said firmly. “So even if we turn the haunted house upside down, it won’t make much of a difference, don’t you think?”

"We can go in, but it's unnecessary. Let's look outside!" Chen Chichi agreed.

Teacher Huang: “…”

He finally figured it out: these two were fearless, acting like tanks, but in reality, they were all fragile pieces that would break at the slightest touch!

The thought of so many spectators watching made Mr. Huang, who had initially hesitated, realize that this was an excellent opportunity to perform. He immediately went to the front of the line and said with deep emotion, "These young people nowadays are all all bark and no bite. They don't even have the most basic manly spirit. What kind of behavior is this?"

Chen Chichi: "..."

Wu Qian: "..."

"Teacher Huang, you were so frightened when you came in that you were shaking all over and even dropped your flashlight. How dare you criticize us?"

Teacher Huang said unhappily, "I did it for the sake of the show, hoping to evoke your protective instincts. I didn't expect that even with the opportunity, you wouldn't be able to do it!"

"Alright, that's settled then. Everyone stay close, this old man will lead the way!"

"It's just a small haunted house, look how scared you all are!"

My cat has such a protective instinct.

If it were BaBy or Dilraba, they would be much stronger and more composed. An old man is frail and weak; let whoever wants to protect him protect him.

The two were about to leave, but seeing Teacher Huang walk calmly and confidently inside with one hand behind his back after criticizing them, they were both spurred on by their competitive spirit and followed him.

Teacher Huang had just turned the corner with his flashlight when a huge man wielding a chainsaw suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Roar!!!"

Teacher Huang: "Ahhh!"

His eyes widened, he stood at attention, his muscles tensed, and the next second he fell straight backward!

The person was so scared they stood up straight!
Chen Chichi and Wu Qian, who were behind, shuddered and quickly reached out to support Teacher Huang. But as the ear-piercing sound of a chainsaw exploded, and a tall figure covered in blood appeared in their sight carrying a chainsaw, the two of them immediately went into overdrive and their minds went blank for a moment!
"Ah ah ah ah ah!!"

"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

Heart-wrenching screams instantly echoed throughout the haunted house.

The two instinctively shook off Teacher Huang and ran around aimlessly like headless flies!
Mr. Huang was so frightened that he was completely disoriented. Suddenly, he fell heavily to the ground. The intense pain brought him back to his senses in an instant. When he saw the tall giant in front of him carrying a chainsaw charging at him, Mr. Huang's eyes widened. He used his hands and feet to scramble back two or three meters.

He crawled and rolled, barely able to stand, and stumbled to his feet. He then ran after his two allies who had abandoned him.

"Help! Help!"

"Wait for me!!"

In his panic, Teacher Huang slammed his head into a cement wall, the pain making him see stars. Wu Qian and Chen Chichi also crashed into the wall with him. At this point, the two were already out of their minds, and in their frantic running around, they were already dizzy from all the bumps!

Under the watchful eyes of countless netizens, the three were like ants on a hot pan, ultimately relying on their strong survival instincts to stumble and struggle their way out of the encirclement.

"..." The NPC stared at the scene in disbelief.

He didn't even dare to chase after them any longer, afraid that he might accidentally scare the three of them to death in the haunted house. As the three of them walked away, the NPC in the costume couldn't help but sigh: "They're all from the same show, how come there's such a big difference?"

He thought of Huka, who remained unmoved no matter how frightened he was.

While the young man was relieved that he had finally rediscovered his faith in being a ghost, he couldn't help but feel worried for the three brothers, because if he remembered correctly, there was only one way for them to escape: to the 'coffin forest' that Lü Ming had laid an ambush for.

【666! 】

I'm dying of laughter!

These three guys are too fragile. Is it really necessary to be so scared of an NPC?

[Am I the only one who noticed that the NPC himself was so frightened by the three guys' exaggerated reaction that he didn't dare to move. Was he just going to stand by and watch them run away?]

[NPC: Does anyone understand, folks? I almost got a murder charge on my way to work!]

[After listening to their boasting, I genuinely thought these three guys had incredible nerves. I was all prepared to watch them outmaneuver the nobodies and get their revenge, but then the next second I was completely paralyzed with fear. This plot twist really gave me a fright!]

Hahaha, I can't take it anymore! These three brothers have provided me with laughs for at least a month!

This live stream is absolutely hilarious!

These three guys are a total "show-off trio." They act all high and mighty before walking in, but get the worst beating afterward. The old saying goes, "Three men can make a tiger," but with these three teaming up, I get the feeling it's more like "three men can make a rat!"

[You're not allowed to insult the rat!] [Isn't Teacher Huang digging his own grave? He's so arrogant when he's putting on airs, but he's a complete freak when he encounters ghosts. You're definitely the comedic relief for this episode of Running Man!]

I've seen plenty of people showing off and then getting slapped in the face, but this is the first time I've seen someone slap themselves in the face!

The screen was flooded with comments, and netizens were all overjoyed.

Soon after, the hashtag related to the haunted house trio quickly became a trending topic.

#Haunted House Trio!#
#NoobAlliance!#
#Teacher Huang is showing off!#
#Teacher Huang was terrified!#
#After many years, Teacher Huang has finally found the acting style that suits him best: 'comedy'!#
……

"Hoohoo!"

The three of them ran in the dark to a dimly lit, empty room. Teacher Huang immediately locked the iron door behind him. Seeing that there was no more movement outside, they finally felt relieved and collapsed to the ground, panting heavily.

"You bastards! You two are supposed to be hot-blooded young men, how can you be so cowardly?" Teacher Huang asked angrily, "Aren't you ashamed of yourselves!"

Chen Chichi felt wronged: "Teacher Huang, you said you would show your manly spirit and lead the charge for us, but you were so scared when you turned a corner that you were paralyzed with fear. How dare you criticize us?"

Teacher Huang: “?!”

"Fine! If that's how you put it, then you're saying coming back here is like coming home. What, do you often bang your forehead against the wall at home?" Teacher Huang pointed at Chen Chichi's forehead, which was covered in cement debris and bulged out, and mocked him.

Chen Chichi: "..."

"And you, didn't you say that listening to ghostly screams can help you fall asleep? If I heard correctly, you were the one screaming the loudest just now, weren't you?" Teacher Huang pointed at Wu Qian, whose face was pale and who was still somewhat shaken: "I must have had the worst luck in eight lifetimes to have allied with the two of you!"

Wu Qian: "..."

"Forget it, Teacher Huang, we're both in the same boat, let's not argue. Let's hurry up and find an exit. This place is too scary, my heart is pounding!" Chen Chichi touched his chest.

Export?

Teacher Huang looked back at the way they came. Because they were in such a panic, the flashlights the staff had given them were nowhere to be found. Now, apart from the dim red light in the room, it was pitch black outside. After their life-or-death escape, they really didn't want to experience that heart-pounding feeling again.

It was at this moment that they had the mind to observe their surroundings. When they saw that there were neatly arranged coffins all around them, all three of them panicked.

Wu Qian's mouth was dry: "Could there be zombies in here?!"

"Even if there are, they're all people in disguise. You've dressed up as a zombie before, haven't you? What are you afraid of?" Teacher Huang tried her best to stay rational.

Every player who challenges the haunted house knows that all the ghosts and monsters inside are NPCs in disguise, but in this terrifying environment, people's instinct to fear ghosts and monsters far outweighs their rationality.

Wu Qian remained silent, only swallowing his saliva repeatedly.

Chen Chichi suddenly noticed a briefcase with a yellow "R" logo on the coffin lid in the distance, and his eyes lit up: "There's a briefcase!"

Wu Qian looked around and exclaimed with delight, "There are some over there too!"

"The production team really hid the best stuff in the most dangerous places. The clue boxes in this room are even clustered together. We're sure to find some really useful clues!"

Because they found several boxes in a row, the three of them were distracted and their fear lessened a bit. However, to take the boxes, they had to pass through the densely packed coffins around them. Wu Qian and Teacher Huang were a little scared and dared not go forward.

Chen Chichi cautiously stepped forward and saw a zombie lying flat inside the coffin. He mustered his courage and touched it, finding it to be made of soft sponge. He breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't be afraid, it's just a mannequin!"

After confirming that it was safe, he used his ingenuity and boldly lifted up each of the models inside and began searching underneath them. Before long, he actually found a brand new safe.

Seeing this, the other two also lowered their guard. After taking the safe that was placed in the open, they began to rummage around. Although they were temporarily allied, they were still competitors in essence, and of course they wanted to keep the good stuff for themselves.

At the same time, Chen Chichi had already opened the box he had obtained earlier, and the cards inside were no longer 'empty'.

[Prison password: 884848!]

[A vicious and ruthless boss is imprisoned! Do not let the mole know this code, or it will cause huge trouble. If you are the mole, then immediately head to the prison to rescue your crucial ally in this mission, and then together eliminate everyone to achieve victory!]

"Roar!" Chen Chichi's eyes widened in disbelief, then he looked around in surprise. After making sure that no one could see him in the dark, he quickly hid the clue card on his person.

This is incredible! This is amazing!
During his break, when the director pulled him into a small dark room for a talk, he felt that his chances of winning were slim. After all, how could two traitors possibly eliminate the other seven members? Now, the haunted house raiding had brought him unexpected joy, and he was so excited that he couldn't help but sing a song!
"I really am a genius! Once we rescue our eldest brother, the rest of us will be doomed!"

[Chichi is actually a traitor!]

[I knew it! It wouldn't be easy for two traitors to wipe out the rest of the group. I had a feeling things might not be that simple, but I never imagined there were hidden accomplices!]

Who is the traitorous boss?

[Since they're labeled as "BOSS," their combat power is definitely top-notch. Looking forward to seeing what they do.]

[Apart from the Blue Team, no one else knows about the mole. Doesn't that mean Teacher Huang and Qianbao are in danger?]

[Danger? I think these three brothers are in danger!]

Oh no, I forgot about the burnt coffee.

[He's really patient; even after all this, he still doesn't jump out to scare Qianbao and the others?]

At this moment, Teacher Huang casually lifted up a dummy. He could clearly feel that the dummy was very light. He was a little strange at first, but when he saw that there was a box with an "R" mark under the zombie, he was immediately attracted by the box. He then lay down next to it, bent down, and stretched his neck to grab inside.

Not far away, Chen Chichi, who had lost interest in searching for clues with the two, was thinking about whether to ambush and kill Wu Qian and Teacher Huang here. But in the instant he glanced to the side, he saw a hideous and terrifying zombie sitting upright on the coffin!
Chen Chichi: "?!!"

The zombie turned its head with a 'crackling' sound, its entire head rotating by an unbelievable 180 degrees. Unbeknownst to Teacher Huang, its two arms stretched straight out and slowly rose...

The entire body looked as if it had been lying there for years without moving. Every limb movement looked unusually stiff. Even from a distance, he could clearly hear the 'crackling' sounds coming from the other person's body, like the sound of bones colliding as the limbs were being stretched.

In this terrifying environment, the other party displayed such bizarre and realistic movements that Chen Chichi's head exploded with a 'buzz'!
There might be a real zombie inside this haunted house!

Fear spread rapidly through Chen Chichi's heart. His features contorted, his lips tightened, and his entire face twisted into a square "囬" shape. He pointed tremblingly into the distance and cried out, "Teacher Huang!"

"Zombie...zombie!!"

Wu Qian: ?!

He glanced blankly at Teacher Huang, and suddenly saw the zombie sitting upright, its head tilted back, its blood-red mouth wide open, grinding its teeth with a 'crunch crunch' sound. The sharp teeth were shocking and terrifying!
Everything happening before my eyes closely resembled scenes from zombie movies, and in this terrifying atmosphere, the chilling emotions were amplified to the maximum extent.

Wu Qian trembled violently and cried out, "Ah—"

Teacher Huang turned around blankly, only to see a hideous and terrifying face baring its teeth at him. At this moment, the other party's large, cold, sharp teeth were almost in front of him, and he could even clearly feel the other party's chilling breath!

Teacher Huang's brain instantly congested with blood, and she screamed in panic, "Ahhhhhh!"

The next second, the zombie opened its blood-red maw and bit his neck. The sound of the zombie's mouth went silent for a second, and he fell straight into the coffin with a 'plop'.

Chen Chichi: "!!"

Wu Qian screamed: "Teacher Huang!!"

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