This top celebrity got drunk and acted crazy, and everyone in the Chinese entertainment industry bur

Chapter 72 Keep the music playing! Keep the dance going! Let the nobody enjoy themselves! [Seeking monthly votes]

"I see it!"

Lu Ming shielded the pale-faced Dilraba behind him and looked at the somewhat bewildered You Han: "Your vocal cords are glued together, aren't they?!"

"Why are you talking so rudely?" You Han said unhappily.

"Can't you speak properly now?" Lu Ming shouted, "The strange noises you made just now, anyone who knew would understand that you were having a fit, but anyone who didn't would think you suddenly had cerebral palsy!"

"What good would it do you to embarrass us to death?"

You Han: “…”

He really wanted to punch this foul-mouthed nobody to death!
But seeing everyone around him looking at him with strange eyes, even You Han felt a little embarrassed and swallowed all the curse words that were about to come out of his mouth, his face slightly red.

[Huka is actually a very honest person!]

[The episode that most supports struggling actors!]

[You Han must think his vocal tics sound great, dude. Sending voice messages like that from behind your phone is one thing, but why are you simultaneously hurting my ears and eyes?!]

Why don't we kick this bum who's always causing trouble?

[My buddy heard him awkwardly flirting with Dilraba Dilmurat using voicing, and he practically dug a three-bedroom apartment out of the floor with his toes!]

[You Han, true to his name, his few words are so full of oil that I could cook a whole dish with them!]

[Dilraba ran to the unknown actor immediately after being startled; isn't that just too sweet?]

Netizens were immediately speechless.

Some fans, seeing their idol being targeted by comments on the live stream, immediately stood up to defend their idol, their faces full of displeasure.

[Do the comments really have to be so sarcastically negative?!]

The production team stated that both male and female guests' heart rates must reach 120 to successfully pair up. You Han was only doing this for the sake of the show; what did he do wrong?

[My pigeon isn't usually like this. Can you please not take this personally when it's a variety show live stream?]

Who in the entire Chinese entertainment industry doesn't know that You Han was one of the original idols?

[The original idols are all here, are you just calling yourself a fan?]

[The show's effect is to make the audience laugh, not to make them cringe. Can you please pay attention to the question, Yuzu?]

Faced with 'Youzi's' attempt to save face, netizens were not lenient and criticized her.

Seeing that You Han and Wu Qian had both been turned away and were quite embarrassed, the male guests, being older men, naturally wouldn't try to flirt with the female guests using similar tactics again.

Chen Chichi walked up to Tang Yixin and performed an eyebrow dance, which made the latter roll her eyes.

Although my heart rate fluctuated, it was still far from 120.

Deng Chao then came up to Li Xin and immediately performed his signature dance. Needless to say, Li Xin was so amused that she covered her mouth and chuckled. The PD showed her a close-up of the data on her wristwatch, which showed that her heart rate had reached 110 at its highest. Even the other female guests who saw this couldn't help but chuckle.

Unfortunately, it still failed to reach the threshold of 120.

It wasn't enough for just the male guests to make their moves; all the female guests also started trying to win over their potential teammates.

Meng Ziyi mustered her courage and approached Lü Ming, then asked in a high-pitched, coquettish voice, "Brother, guess what my zodiac sign is?"

"...?" Lu Ming was stunned for a moment: "What are you doing?"

"Ask me quickly..." Meng Ziyi boldly hugged Lü Ming's arm and gently shook it.

As she bent over, her soft, snow-white skin swayed slightly.

The LSP in front of the screen was instantly tingled with pleasure!
Who could resist such a cute and charming act?
The PD even gave Lu Ming's wrist a close-up, and wow, his heart rate remained around 75 throughout, with almost no fluctuation.

"Virgo?" Lu Ming probed.

Meng Ziyi smiled sweetly and winked playfully: "Tailor-made for you!"

【? ? ? 】

Oh no, it's love at first sight!

[I was totally charmed!]

[Youhan, take note! This is what we love to watch!]

What's going on? This nobody didn't even blush?

[The obscure actress isn't embarrassed, but Dilraba is!]

The PD turned the camera to Dilraba, who was standing not far from Lü Ming. Sure enough, Dilraba was staring at Lü Ming with a slightly flushed face, or more accurately, at Meng Ziyi, who was spouting cheesy pickup lines to Lü Ming.

Is it even acceptable for this woman to flirt with her own boyfriend right in front of her?
I arrived first, we're the best partners!!
Dilraba stepped forward and glanced closely at the numbers on Lü Ming's watch. Seeing that his heart rate was still below 80, she breathed a sigh of relief and immediately asked in a cute voice, "Gege, do you know why I'm not growing taller?"

"You?" Lü Ming looked Dilraba up and down. "Aren't you quite tall?"

"You ask me why!"

"why?"

"Because it's mini!" Dilraba's long eyelashes fluttered as she shouted in a sickeningly sweet voice.

Lü Ming: "..."

He slapped his forehead and was speechless.

【Ah ah ah! 】

[This couple just really clicks!]

[The chubby coffee is Dilraba's!]

[Because it's mini, is that okay?]

[It seems Dilraba reads a lot of female-oriented novels, judging from her cheesy pickup lines.]

I never expected her to have this side to her.

[Meng Ziyi, get out of here! Dilraba is the real flop!]

Seeing that Lü Ming had no reaction, Dilraba looked down and saw that his heart rate was not fluctuating at all, not even exceeding 80, which made her doubt her own charm.

She looked at Meng Ziyi again. This woman's heart rate had actually reached 95. So, she hadn't managed to flirt with the unknown guy, and she was the one who couldn't hold back first.
Meng Ziyi noticed Dilraba's gaze and quickly covered the data on her watch before launching another offensive: "Hey, actually I also like to have a little wine sometimes!"

"Oh?" Upon hearing this, Lü Ming's heart rate immediately exceeded 80. He asked excitedly, "What kind of alcohol do you like to drink, baijiu or beer?"

"I love the idea of ​​being with you forever!" Meng Ziyi said in a slightly flirtatious voice, then gave Lü Ming a wink.

The next second, Lü Ming's heart rate plummeted!
Meng Ziyi: "???"

So, your only focus is on alcohol?!
It's often said that it's difficult for a man to pursue a woman, but easy for a woman to pursue a man. But that old saying isn't quite right, is it?

Just as she was feeling lost, Dilraba suddenly swept her hair behind her head, then placed her hands on Lü Ming's shoulders, stood on tiptoe, and slowly moved closer. Their noses were almost touching. Dilraba's long eyelashes fluttered, and her beautiful eyes were slightly narrowed. At such a close distance, Lü Ming could even smell the fragrance on Dilraba's body.

His heart rate reached 83.

Seeing that it worked, Reba immediately wrapped her arms around Lü Ming's neck, her pretty face slightly flushed, but she boldly leaned closer.

Didi didi! !
The wristwatch that monitors heart rate suddenly sounded an alarm.

Everyone else turned to look, and seeing Dilraba's bold flirting, they were all taken aback. They thought the washed-up actress's heart rate had exploded, and they all cheered and made a fuss.

Meng Ziyi leaned closer and exclaimed in surprise, "Sister Dilraba, your heart rate has exploded!"

Dilraba: "???"

My heart rate...

What?! My heart rate has exploded?!

She looked down at her wristwatch, and sure enough, it was beeping, displaying an index of 128.

This……

Dilraba glanced at Lü Ming's watch and was surprised to see that his heart rate was frozen at 86, with absolutely no emotional fluctuations.

She hurriedly pushed Lü Ming away, awkwardly averting her gaze. Under the strange gazes of everyone, her face flushed, and she even wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

Not far away, You Han's face was flushed, and he felt like his lungs were about to explode with anger!
When I flirted with you, you were unmoved. But when I went to flirt with some nobody, they didn't even react. Yet you were the one who started flirting first?
Isn't this a slap in the face for him?
Thinking of this, You Han's gaze toward Lü Ming immediately turned hostile.

Is this for real?

[Even Dilraba is in this state, why are those washed-up celebrities not reacting at all?]

[Lies may deceive, but heart rate doesn't; fans of the 'Mingtian Heatstroke' CP (couple pairing) collapsed in response!]

[Hahaha, it's so hot outside, it's unbelievable!]

[CP fans, just leave. This washed-up actor has no feelings for Dilraba.]

Alice finally accepted the lack of popularity, and you're doing this to me?!

[This guy previously dated a woman named Zheng. Logically, Dilraba's figure should be far superior to Zheng's, right? I can't believe he wasn't interested in Dilraba!]

The barrage flooded the screen like crazy.

Everyone else noticed the commotion on Lü Ming's side as well. Tang Yixin tentatively stepped forward and said, "Ge, you're so handsome! You're the most handsome idol in the Chinese entertainment industry. I'm your fan!"

Lü Ming: "..."

His heart rate, which was originally in the 80s, suddenly dropped to 78.

Now it was Tang Yixin's turn to be dumbfounded.

Is this the reaction to being complimented by a beautiful woman?

Incredulous, she moved closer to Lü Ming and tried to flirt with him, just like Dilraba had done before. But without this, Lü Ming's heart rate dropped to 75.

Tang Yixin: "..."

Deng Chao exclaimed from the side, "Is this watch broken?"

"It's not broken, the numbers on it are still moving, they've gone down again!" Chen Chichi exclaimed in surprise, "Ming'er, is your heart sealed with cement? You don't even have the slightest illusion about love anymore?"

Curious, Li Xin stepped forward and tried to flirt with Lü Ming, exuding her feminine charm. However, Lü Ming's heart rate remained relatively stable, hovering around 75. The two women glanced down at their bare, white bodies, as if they understood something…

Dilraba was delighted.

So it wasn't that you weren't interested in me after all?
After discovering his strange heart rate, a group of female guests chattered and crowded around Lü Ming. Deng Chao and Chen Chichi even pretended to touch Lü Ming to test his heart rate, but there was no significant reaction.

Naza suddenly became interested. She had her hair tied up, but now she simply untied the hair tie, letting her long, black, and shiny hair fall loose. She boldly moved closer to Lü Ming, gently placing one hand on his shoulder while gracefully showing off her figure.

Deng Chao looked at Lu Hao, who was monitoring from a distance, and said, "Give me some Miu Z-K!"

Lu Hao quickly found a classic song by the Peninsula Girls and started playing it.

As loud music filled the air, everyone made way for a spacious area.

The next second, Naza began to show off her sexy dance moves, sometimes helping Lü Ming spin around, sometimes bending over and lifting her hips, her beautiful face full of alluring expressions, she was extremely seductive.

Lu Ming grinned and laughed.

Since he traveled through time, he's never received such treatment before!
His heart rate immediately changed noticeably, reaching 90. But after reaching this threshold, no matter how much Naza danced, Lu Ming's mouth stretched to his ears. He laughed, but there was no change in his heart rate.

The viewers in the live chat were completely bewildered.

[Dude, I'm so hot just looking at this screen I'm about to take my clothes off, and you're only at a 90 heart rate?]

[Has this nobody (or just another name for a celebrity) ever quit drugs?]

[I've never seen him eat this well before.]

[When has my goddess ever soloed with a guy like this? I just checked, and my heart rate is 140!]

[I suggest you get an electrocardiogram (ECG); there's clearly something wrong with you!]

[It looks like the coffee's heart has died?!]

Looking at Lü Ming's heart rate index, which showed a very small fluctuation in the close-up view, countless fans of Gulnazar were anxiously waiting behind the screen, wishing they could jump into the screen and take Lü Ming's place.

"This isn't right, is it?" Deng Chao looked at his brothers.

Chen Chichi was also incredulous. He looked down at the data on his wristwatch and found that his heart rate had reached 110. Naza's sexy dance moves were exciting even for him standing around. Yet, Lu Ming, who was being teased at close range, had no reaction at all. Was that reasonable?
"He must have premature heart failure!" Chen Chichi questioned.

"I've heard that people who drink heavily for a long time have poorer heart function than normal people. Ming'er probably has some lingering health problems," Wang Baoqiang said suspiciously.

His suggestion was immediately approved by all the women.

Just kidding. These girls usually make fans scream when they attend events. Except for Meng Ziyi, the other girls are all well-known goddesses in the Chinese entertainment industry. But just a short while ago, they were all a bit depressed because of Lü Ming's reaction, and even began to doubt their own charm.

“There’s also the possibility that Ming’er drank on the plane and is still drunk!” Da Hei Niu suspected.

"No way, the 'Top Student Classroom' is in session! A drunk person's heart rate is higher than normal!" Deng Chao said with a smile, boasting about his "top student" persona. Although he often got proven wrong, he was experienced in this area.

After all, I actually enjoy having a drink in private...

"Reba, you can dance too, right? You two go together!" Chen Chichi encouraged.

Seeing the man she admired being seduced, Dilraba stepped forward without hesitation.

For a while.

Two goddesses from the Western Regions, one on each side, danced gracefully around Lü Ming.

Seeing that Lü Ming remained unmoved, the two women were aroused by their desire to conquer him. They boldly used their superior physical advantages, dancing passionately against his back and gently rubbing his skin with their fingernails like kittens scratching an itch. Naza even boldly played with Lü Ming's earlobe with her hair while dancing.

With his fiery dance moves and the two women's alluring gazes, Lü Ming was grinning from ear to ear, and even couldn't help but start dancing along.

He finally understood why his ancestors had attacked the Western Regions back then!
The raisins were just a cover-up!

When have netizens ever seen such a grand scene? The live stream chat immediately erupted in excitement.

【6666! 】

This is incredibly popular!

[My friend has heart failure and his heart rate is over 120, how come this nobodies can still hold back from exploding? His heart is definitely not normal!]

If it were me, I probably wouldn't last more than 3 seconds before I couldn't hold back...

[Is the upstairs party done too?]

What rolled over my face?!

[Suspicious vehicle, no evidence!]

Beep beep beep beep!

Heart rate alarms were going off one after another!
Chen Chichi looked at his watch in disbelief; his heart rate had reached 125. He glanced to the side and saw that the watches of Chao Ge, Hei Niu, Wu Qian, and You Han were also alarming.

As the group of people were incredulous, they were met with strange expressions from the female guests, and suddenly Lianjia felt hot.

'Gudong'

Chao Ge swallowed hard, about to speak, when suddenly a glistening drop of saliva escaped his lips, a moment that was perfectly captured by everyone.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Brother Chao, you... wipe your drool, wipe your drool!"

Chen Chichi and Wang Baoqiang were both laughing heartily at the jokes.

The female guests all smiled slightly.

Brother Chao wished he could disappear into a crack in the ground right then and there.

Immediately, they looked incredulously at Lü Ming, who was surrounded by two women. At this moment, the heart rate index on Lü Ming's wristwatch had reached 105, seemingly not far from 120. However, no matter how the two women swayed and danced, it did not rise any further. In fact, as time passed, it began to slowly decrease.

Naza reluctantly stopped, her face flushed with sweat and her pretty cheeks blushing, signaling to the director to pause the music.

Reba also stopped, and then looked at Lü Ming with a resentful expression.

As the room fell silent, Nazha asked incredulously, "Brother, is your heart failing prematurely?"

"No," Lü Ming shook his head.

Dilraba, looking weak and resentful, said, "And that's not all? We two beautiful women jumped up and down in front of you, sweating buckets, and your heart rate didn't even reach 120. Is that reasonable?!"

“I strongly suspect that your physical functions have deteriorated due to long-term alcohol abuse. This is no small matter. You should get it checked out another day!” Reba said solemnly.

For a normal person, drinking alcohol can indeed lead to the decline of physical functions, but the reason he has such a strong physique is entirely due to drinking; he would only become weak if he stopped drinking.

Lu Ming, still wanting more, said, "Why don't you two keep playing music and dancing? To be honest, I've never enjoyed this kind of treatment in my life. Let me enjoy it a little longer!"

"Pooh!"

"You are beautiful!"

The two women gave a coquettish sigh and walked away, their interest waning.

Lu Ming shook his head with some regret.

He looked at the crowd, only to be met with hostile gazes from Wu Qian and You Han.

The two guys were blushing and looking at him with murderous intent, clearly feeling resentful because of how the female guest they liked treated them.

"What are you looking at? Don't you even know what reputation means!" Lu Ming snorted, then made a funny face and said in a grating voice, "This bowl is so big and round, just like this noodle, it's so long and wide..."

Wu Qian: "???"

Damn it, you're asking for trouble if you don't annoy me for a second?!
The next second, Lu Ming made a funny, low, bubbly sound: "Nazha, Dilraba, the three of us are all going too far. You two are too sexy, and I'm too obsessed!"

Naza: "..."

Dilraba: "..."

You Han: "A flop!!!"

The sudden growl startled the two women, who turned to look at him. They then saw You Han pointing at Lü Ming with a flushed face.

Originally, You Han was going to unleash a torrent of abuse to vent his dissatisfaction, but with everyone watching, the man who valued his reputation above all else swallowed his pride and changed his words: "Please have some self-respect!"

"Okay, Teacher You Han!"

Just as You Han's complexion began to improve, he heard Lü Ming approach Reba and Gulnazar and ask, "Do you know what I'm lacking?"

“You are... lacking...…” He uttered one word followed by eight burps.

You Han: “…”

Damn it, he finally understood why Wu Qian, Li Changfeng, and Teacher Huang hated nobodies so much.

If I don't shut up this bastard's chatter when we're in the same space, I'll be driven crazy to death here sooner or later!
"Hehehe!" Nazha covered her mouth and chuckled, "You're so funny!"

Dilraba rolled her eyes and, with a seductive air, punched him: "Are you trying to kill me?!"

This is hilarious!

[Did you see that, Yuzu? This is what you call a variety show marvel!]

[The same bubbly sounds, the same words, so why did I get goosebumps when You Han said them, but not at all when some unknown person spoke them?]

[Incongruous? This is just plain bad!]

[I've never realized before that cheesy pickup lines can vary from person to person, hahaha!]

[You Han: Is this right? Is this right? Is this right?]

[You Han must be furious!]

Netizens' guesses were true. Seeing Dilraba and Lü Ming exchanging glances, You Han's face turned red, his fists clenched tightly, and he trembled uncontrollably, as if he was about to explode with anger.

Wu Qian was also furious!
Facing the fiery glares from You Han and Wu Qian, Lü Ming tilted his chin up and coolly said, "Don't idolize me, I'm just a legend!"

"..." The two gritted their teeth and left together.

They were afraid that if they stayed any longer, they would be so disgusted that they would lose their minds.

(End of this chapter)