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Chapter 81 Legal Expert Sister Zheng! The Number One Female Hammer Queen in the Chinese Entertainment Industry, Her Record Is Verifiable! [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

The group went outside and sat down around the long table.

Seeing that Sister Zheng seemed distracted, Lü Mingwang clicked his tongue in amazement: "I really didn't expect this..."

"Didn't expect anything?" Sister Zheng asked instinctively, looking at the grinning Lu Ming.

"I never expected that you would actually help me get rid of Qianbao..." Lu Ming said gratefully, "I thought there was no relationship between us, and that I didn't mean anything to you, but I never expected that you would dare to become a law enforcement officer for my sake. Thank you so much!"

Law... the rule of law?!
Everyone tried to suppress their laughter upon hearing this novel term.

Sister Zheng: "..."

Her whole face turned red instantly!
Red and warm!
"You can't expect anything good to come out of a dog's mouth. If it weren't for you, none of these things would have happened. You're the culprit. If anything happens to Wu Qian, you bastard will bear the primary responsibility!" Sister Zheng's eyes widened, her face full of righteous indignation.

"Look at what you're saying. Did I force you to perform, or did I hold a knife to your throats and threaten to crush you two in half if you didn't perform the chest-breaking stunt?"

Lu Ming wasn't falling for it at all, and said sarcastically:
"According to your logic, if I see the richest man succeed in starting a business, I will also start a business. If the business fails, the richest man will be fully responsible. If he weren't so rich, I wouldn't have started a business. If I didn't start a business, I wouldn't lose money. So the richest man has to compensate me?"

Sister Zheng was speechless for a moment, her face turning bright red.

"I can't argue with you, so please shut up!"

"Understood, law-abiding officer!"

"You bastard!" Sister Zheng slammed her hand on the table, her voice cold and furious. "Do you believe I'll smash you to death with this hammer?!"

"I believe you, the number one female 'hammer queen' in the Chinese entertainment industry, her record is verifiable!" Lu Ming pleaded weakly, "Please don't kill me, I'll never do it again!"

Sister Zheng: "..."

If they weren't filming a TV show, she would definitely have rushed up and bitten off a piece of the burnt coffee to vent her anger.

At this moment, Lu Ming noticed that everyone's gaze was intentionally or unintentionally fixed on You Han. He glanced to the side and realized that You Han, who used to take every opportunity to annoy him, was now sitting blankly in his seat. Even when he met Lu Ming's gaze, he did not react at all. His face was numb, as if he had suffered a great blow.

"Even the domineering CEO got beaten up?" Lu Ming asked curiously.

Meng Ziyi exclaimed in surprise, "How did you know?!"

"Really?" Now it was Lü Ming's turn to be surprised. He couldn't believe it: "There are actually people doing chivalrous deeds in this foreign land? Tell me what happened!"

Just as Meng Ziyi was about to speak, she noticed that You Han, who had been numb before, was staring at her fiercely, giving her a warning look. Teacher Meng quickly and wisely shut her mouth.

"What, you're all meek and submissive in front of outsiders, but you're a ruthless fighter when you get home? Is it now fashionable to bully your own people?" Lu Ming sneered, "Don't be afraid, Xiao Meng, your brother Ming has your back. He won't dare to do anything to you. Just tell me the details!"

Meng Ziyi shook her head vigorously, like a rattle-drum: "Brother, I don't know anything..."

"A cowardly act! If you had even half the courage of the number one female hammer-wielding queen in the Chinese entertainment industry, you wouldn't have been so pathetic."

Sister Zheng gritted her teeth: "Don't you find me disgusting?!"

Meng Ziyi shrank back timidly, inwardly lamenting that she truly could never learn such divine fighting techniques…

"To be honest, that brave man was really something. Since he was already acting chivalrously, why didn't he rid the people of this scourge?"

You Han clenched his fists so tightly that his knuckles cracked.

"You're in a really bad mood right now, you'd better not mess with me!"

Lu Ming was genuinely curious about what had happened to force this domineering CEO, who loved to show off with his bubble voice, into this state. He winked at Meng Ziyi and said, "Tell me secretly tonight!"

Meng Ziyi: "..."

You Han: “…”

Seeing the unknown actor immediately become so aggressive upon meeting everyone, the assistant director was still shaken. Knowing that You Han was mentally unstable after being humiliated, he was worried that if the unknown actor provoked him any further, he might start a fight on the spot. So he quickly changed the subject and started announcing through a megaphone:
"The Orange Team is the winner of this mission, and their final reward is $17000!"

"Let's invite Team Orange to choose this round's reward!"

Hearing that they had won first place, Naza's beautiful eyes were filled with excitement. Although she was a little scared when she thought about it now, she was fine after all, wasn't she?

She excitedly swayed her alluring waist as she stepped forward to choose from three ability cards in the assistant director's hand, while Lü Ming showed little interest and instead flirted with Dilraba at the dining table.

I am the god of tearing name tags!
Whether or not he has the ability card doesn't affect the final result. His team won the previous five episodes, and they received so many rewards from the show that they were overwhelmed.

When Naza saw the effect of the ability card, she was as if she had discovered a treasure. Under everyone's curious gaze, she excitedly went up to Lü Ming and exclaimed, "We've hit the jackpot! We've hit the jackpot!!"

"what?"

Naza leaned close to his ear, exhaling warm breath: "Resurrection Card, we can designate one member to revive. If I accidentally get torn up, you can save me!"

She was so excited that she accidentally touched Lü Ming's earlobe, leaving a trace of lipstick on it.

Lu Ming remained calm, but when he glanced to the side, he noticed that Dilraba's gaze was somewhat unusual. Their eyes met, and she immediately pointed to her ear with a light snort, turning her face away in jealousy.

Lü Ming: "..."

There seemed to be something a little ambiguous between us just now.

It was already close to 2 p.m. New York time. Everyone had just had their airplane meal, and since landing, they had been filming the show without eating anything in between. Now, they were all starving and clamoring for dinner.

The assistant director smiled mysteriously: "The production team has already prepared a sumptuous lunch for everyone, but the lunch will be auctioned off, and the highest bidder wins!"

"Now, please welcome our first dish of the day!"

Garlic King Crab!

"This king crab weighs a full 7 pounds, starting bid $200!"

As the hostess placed the plate in front of Lü Ming and lifted the lid, the incredibly fresh and steaming king crab inside immediately made everyone's eyes widen!

People crave food most intensely when they are hungry, their stomachs rumbling as they smell the aromas in the air.

Even Naza was swallowing hard, her face full of longing.

Fragrant!
It smells so good!!

However, after the initial excitement, everyone felt a bit awkward.

When the production team mentioned that their food and lodging expenses would be very high, everyone was already prepared, but they were still shocked when they heard that the starting bid for a single dish was as high as $200.

Seven pounds of king crab is certainly not cheap, but selling it for 1400 RMB is indeed a bit over the top, and that's just the starting bid.

"You're a rip-off!"

"How much money did we make this morning? Selling a crab for $200 is highway robbery!"

The crowd protested.

The assistant director, however, ignored him and said in a businesslike manner, "Then, let's start bidding now, with each bid increasing by no less than $50!"

Naza cheered excitedly: "200!"

She had risked her life to earn this money, and she was determined to treat herself to a good meal today!
The girl's beautiful eyes never left the king crab. It seemed that even the hostess had anticipated where the dish would end up and had placed it in front of Lü Ming and Nazha in advance.

"250!" It was Brother Chao who called out the price.

Chen Chichi gave Lao Deng a strange look, then looked generously at his female guest: "Yixin, with your brother Chi, I have to make sure you eat well, 300!"

Tang Yixin: "???"

Dude, do we really have that many assets?

Didn't you hear what the director said? You need to pay for food and lodging, including the room you stay in at night!
"350!" Chao Ge exclaimed again.

Tang Yixin breathed a sigh of relief, but Li Xinxiu's eyes widened in fright.

She definitely doesn't want to sleep on the lawn at night!

Dilraba looked at Wang Baoqiang with a pitiful expression and said cutely, "Brother, I want to eat crab!"

"That Lu Ming is such a scumbag! If he won't buy it for you, your brother Qiang will! 500!" Wang Baoqiang was completely smitten by his niece calling him "brother," and immediately started loudly emptying his entire fortune.

Lü Ming: "..."

Why does it feel like I'm the one who cheated?

Naza looked to Lü Ming for help, but when he didn't respond, she immediately started adding more and more, eventually managing to get a single king crab to cost 1000 knives.

Deng Chao exclaimed excitedly, "2000!"

Naza: "???"

"No, I'm reporting this! Is it okay to just throw around prices like that in this game? They don't have that much money to be maliciously raising prices!" Seeing that Nazha was blinded by the delicious food, Lu Ming immediately pressed down on her forearm, which was about to raise the price again, and pointed at the assistant director to question him.

The director explained, "If the person who ultimately wins the bid doesn't have enough money, the prize will be awarded to the previous bidder." "Well, he doesn't have enough money, so the crab is ours."

"Who said we don't have enough money? Are you looking down on us?" Deng Chao said matter-of-factly, "We can borrow!"

Lü Ming: "..."

"You're so ruthless! We don't want it then, you can borrow it!"

Naza looked at Lü Ming with pleading eyes: "But I really want to eat king crab..."

"Bear it!"

"Oh……"

Deng Chao quickly found himself in an awkward situation, because he had no intention of buying king crab at all; his loud price-gouging was just a way to stimulate consumption.

Ultimately, because the Red Team didn't have the money to pay, they bought the king crab for $1000. Lu Ming and Nazha still had $16000 left, making them the richest in the group.

Naza excitedly picked up a knife and fork and cut off the crab legs. Then, she put on gloves, broke open the crab shell, and offered the tender crab meat inside to Lü Ming's mouth: "The first bite is for you."

Lu Ming subconsciously took a bite, and when he glanced to the side, he found that the eyes of several female guests were wide open.

Everyone was swallowing their saliva involuntarily.

Lu Ming immediately put on his dramatic act, revealing an expression of enjoyment: "Smooth, tender, and fragrant, this is so delicious, give me another bite!"

Everyone: "???"

You're even talking about your thoughts now?
Despite their inner scorn, everyone's mouths watered uncontrollably as they stared at the fragrant, tender crab meat, unable to look away.

Who are you trying to seduce!
Who are you trying to seduce?!

"Go, amputate one of Reba's legs too, and tell her to thank you, sister!"

Naza, in a cheerful mood, readily complied with instructions and sawed off another crab leg, handing it to Dilraba: "Thank you, sister, for giving me such a good crab leg. I'm so happy!"

Dilraba: "..."

Why did she suddenly stop craving it?

She glared fiercely at Lü Ming, then took a big bite of the crab shell in a fit of pique. When she tasted the first piece of crab meat, she was so happy that she squinted her eyes and looked completely blissful.

Everyone's mouths watered at the sight, but since they couldn't eat it anyway, they could only urge the production team to hurry up and serve the food.

The hostess brought out the plates again.

"The second course, six Australian lobsters, starting bid $200!"

"This is my favorite too!" Naza's beautiful peach blossom eyes were filled with excitement, and she mumbled, "500!"

Everyone: "..."

This girl really doesn't hold back when it comes to spending money.

Seeing the sudden silence, Naza swallowed the delicious food in her mouth and looked at Lü Ming weakly: "Is everything alright...?"

"No problem, money is meant to be spent, what's the point of earning it if we don't spend it?" Lu Ming spread his hands: "Keep calling!"

"No, you can't play like that!"

“It’s great to have money!”

The crowd protested.

"Sorry, having money doesn't make you superior!" Lu Ming scoffed.

Everyone: "..."

"You think you're so great just because you have a little money? I'll buy it for 2000!" At this moment, Sister Zheng, who was sitting alone, sneered and mocked, "It's like nobody's broke!"

"Yes, if Qianbao knew you were squandering his life-saving money like this, he'd probably die of anger on the operating table!" Lu Ming looked around: "Does anyone have Qianbao's phone number? Call him and tell him that Sister Zheng wants to spend $2000 on Australian lobster!"

Sister Zheng: "..."

Damn it, how can that blabbermouth of a certain guy be so disgusting?!
"Hahahaha!"

Everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Lu Ming stopped Naza from bidding further. Even if she had a lot of money, she couldn't be so extravagant. Two thousand dollars, which is equivalent to 1.4 RMB, to buy six lobsters—only an idiot would do that.

Sister Zheng reluctantly handed over the money, and just as she peeled open a lobster shell, before she could even eat it, she heard Lü Ming sigh in a sarcastic tone:
"I wonder how Qianbao is doing now. My poor Qianbao, even a lobster's life is more valuable than yours. How cheap your life is! You worked so hard, spitting blood and fracturing bones, almost losing your life, and all you got in return were a few lobsters..."

"Sister Zheng, don't look at me. You should eat quickly. Qianbao is fine. I reckon he'll be out of danger soon. If he were to fall off the operating table, he would have no choice but to suffer in prison. There are no lobsters in prison. You should enjoy yourself while you can and savor as much of life's pleasures as possible!"

Sister Zheng: "..."

She suddenly grabbed a lobster and snapped its head off with a 'snap'.

"If you annoy me again, you'll end up like this shrimp!"

[Pfft hahahaha! 】

I'm dying of laughter at these washed-up celebrities!

His mouth is absolutely irresistible!

I used to not believe that anyone could die of anger, but now I do!

[It's only because Qianbao can't hear that bum talking like that behind her back, otherwise she probably would have died of anger on the spot!]

[He's a washed-up star, that's the real answer. No one in the Chinese entertainment industry can stop him now!]

[Can Sister Zheng still eat?]

Netizens watched as Sister Zheng channeled her anger into her appetite, voraciously devouring Australian lobsters, and were quite impressed by her strong heart. They wondered if anyone else would be living in the same predicament, living in fear and trembling.

"The third dish, Haidilao's Delicious Hot Pot with 2 meat dishes and 4 vegetable dishes, starting bid $100!"

Everyone immediately became excited.

While staple foods like crabs and lobsters are certainly delicious, who wouldn't want a fragrant hot pot meal after a long day of hunger?
Everyone excitedly raised their bids.

But in the end, Nazha bought the delicious meal. From then on, Nazha said she was satisfied and happily ate the food, without any interest in bidding. However, Lu Ming was very interested in buying all the dishes afterward, and even the ones that didn't end up in his hands were bought by the crazy Sister Zheng.

The others were so hungry their eyes turned red…

They couldn't get a word in edgewise and only regretted not having enough money!

"Brother, the child is starving, please give me some food!" Meng Ziyi looked at Lü Ming pitifully, pouting and acting cute.

Lu Ming chuckled: "Who is your favorite male celebrity in the Chinese entertainment industry?"

"I only love Lü Ming, I'm the number one fangirl of the most popular idol in the history of the Chinese entertainment industry!" Meng Ziyi said in a sweet, coquettish voice, "Top idol, you won't let me go hungry, will you?"

"Eat whatever you want," Lu Ming chuckled.

The women's eyes lit up at the sight.

Li Xin: "My idol, I'm your fan!"

"Idol, my phone wallpaper is you, look!" Tang Yixin excitedly showed her phone lock screen, which was indeed a picture of Lü Ming under the spotlight during his participation in a music variety show, exuding a cool and aloof aura.

BaBy: "Brother, you are the most talented idol I have ever seen!"

"Why are you all so honest? Eat up, eat to your heart's content!" Lu Mingle called out with a beaming smile, "Everyone, hurry up and start eating! Today, the entire bill is on me!"

When Chao Ge and his group saw this, they thought it was feasible and immediately started working on it.

"King Mingtian!"

"No wonder you're so popular with girls. With your good looks and generous personality, you must be irresistible to countless young women!"

"Isn't that why I said you'd be the king of the Chinese music scene sooner or later?"

"Isn't your 'Wu Xin: The Monster Killer' going to be released in a few months? I feel like you could win the Golden Eagle Award!"

"I'll vote for you for the Magnolia Award!"

"..."

The crowd chimed in with their own opinions, each one fawning over Lü Ming as if they wanted to praise him to the heavens.

(End of this chapter)