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Chapter 99: Everyone's laughing hysterically! The comments section is buzzing; this is too crazy! [Requesting monthly votes]

"You idiot, don't be so..." Teacher Huang started to curse, but the next second, the eel slapped itself across the face. As the sound stopped abruptly, Teacher Huang, who was dizzy and about to turn around and run away, suddenly stumbled and fell to the ground.

Without thinking twice, Lü Ming simply straddled Teacher Huang and started slapping the eel across his face!

Left once, right once!
Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
The clear, resounding sounds rose and fell, never ceasing!
At first, Teacher Huang struggled frantically, but as the slippery eel slapped his face wildly, he was quickly stunned.

A moment later, perhaps because the mental stimulation was too intense, or perhaps because the emotional impact of the beating was too great, Teacher Huang stopped scolding and resisting. He simply closed his eyes, as if resigned to his fate.

Lu Ming seemed unsatisfied. His expression was ferocious and his eyes were vicious. He simply tied the long-motionless eel, which had even been drained of blood, around Teacher Huang's neck and pulled it hard.

Teacher Huang's eyes rolled back, as if she had been strangled to tears, and suddenly tears streamed down her face.

"Woooooooo..."

Lü Ming: "???"

He stopped what he was doing, letting the eel coil around Teacher Huang's neck, and gradually regained his senses.

【6666! 】

I'm dying of laughter!

Where there are flops, there are bound to be accidents, and of course, laughs too.

[It's not just funny, it's absolutely hilarious! I'm 40 years old, and since my loved one passed away, I've been living like a money-making machine every day. If I hadn't recently lost my job and been so stressed that I couldn't sleep, I wouldn't have clicked into this live stream. To be honest, I haven't laughed this genuinely in years!]

[Thanks to Huka, it cured my depression!]

[I've never seen such explosive program effects before!]

[This is insane! My buddy on the top bunk was laughing so hard he was practically convulsing, while my buddy on the bottom bunk woke up groggily and excitedly asked me what kind of torrent was so stimulating that I had to give him some advice at 4:30 am. I told him I didn't have any torrents, but he wouldn't believe me and thought I was hiding something. Honestly, I really didn't watch any torrents!]

There's a reason you two are in bunk beds.

After the two brothers graduated, a new student accidentally sat down, and the bed broke, resulting in a ten-year reduction in their lifespan according to the Book of Life and Death.

[It's clear that this nobody really cares about Teacher Huang. He used a belt to slap both the award-winning actor Huang and the TV star Hong, but he switched to using an eel for Teacher Huang. This proves that people who truly care about you will always treat you differently!]

[Redefining 'caring'.]

It's one thing for eels to be used in cooking, since they're food, but they probably never imagined they'd be used as whips—that's just outrageous!

[The eel that was reincarnated after death: No, he's crazy!]

[This eel died in the hands of that idiot; it deserved to die!]

No one expected that before 5 a.m., the Penguin Live room would be flooded with comments, even filling the entire live stream screen at one point.

Netizens were absolutely laughing their heads off!

As Lü Ming fell silent, Zhang Yixing, the little sheep, frantically searched for the light switch. As the lights came on, the messy scene on the ground came into everyone's view.

Lu Ming looked around in surprise, then stared at his hands in disbelief. "What am I doing? What just happened? I don't remember anything. Ouch... my head hurts so much. And what are you doing in my room?"

PD: "..."

Zhang Yixing: "..."

"Big brother, are you acting?" Little Pig looked at Lü Ming with disbelief.

Lu Ming glanced at him, but the famous Dance Emperor shrank back several steps, keeping his distance from Lu Ming, and said in a weak voice: "I'm telling you, you've messed up! You've messed up a huge mess!"

"What trouble have I gotten myself into?" Lu Ming asked, puzzled.

The little pig pointed to a spot not far away, its expression serious: "Look for yourself!"

At this moment, Huang Yingdi was lying flat on the ground, wailing incessantly: "Oh my god, my dear mother, what sins have I committed!"

Huang's cheeks were bright red, covered with long, dark red brand marks that looked like an artist had painted on his face. Abstractly, as Huang howled with a slight regional accent, the brand marks on his face gradually turned purple, making it look shocking!
"It hurts so much! My face, my waist, my head..." Hong Lei curled up and rolled from side to side, trying to ease the pain.

His face was also covered with irregular, crisscrossing scalp marks, looking extremely miserable. In particular, the blood in his mouth made him look ferocious and terrifying!
Once his vision cleared, Hong Lei wiped his lips, his hands covered in sticky blood. Good heavens, that whip in the mouth had completely torn his lips apart!

It looks like burnt coffee; it must have taken a tremendous amount of effort!
"Blood, I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding so much!" Hong Lei's eyes widened in disbelief, and he collapsed to the ground in agony, wailing, "I've never been beaten like this in my entire life! Is there no justice? Is there no law? Is there no morality?!"

The two men's tragic condition left netizens speechless.

This is so tragic!

This is so tragic!

My heart aches for the Best Actor, my heart aches for the Best TV Actor!

Countless fans lamented their idol's misfortune, saying that their idol, whom they had supported their whole lives, had been brutally beaten, and that heaven knows how much damage this scene had done to their hearts...

For a while.

Immediately, a large number of voices condemning Lü Ming appeared on the live chat.

……

"This is insane!" Backstage at the show, director Yan Xuyan, who witnessed the entire process on the monitor, stared wide-eyed, truly feeling that all his years in the Chinese entertainment industry had been wasted.

Compared to the live broadcast accident that happened right before my eyes, what kind of program effect are those petty squabbles and scenes full of human relationships that I have seen in the past?

This is truly a grand spectacle!

While reflecting on the situation, the director couldn't help but think of Lu Hao, who has now risen to become the No. 1 director in the domestic entertainment variety show field. Fortunately, he watched every single episode of the past Running Man live broadcasts without missing a single one. Knowing how crazy Lü Ming was, he took precautions early on and did not participate in the subsequent recording of the show after waking Zhang Yixing up.

Otherwise, I, the director of the show, might have also been whipped in this chaotic situation...

Seeing the miserable state of Huang Yingdi and Hong Shidi on the screen, he felt both sympathy and relief. As the director, he should have gone out to uphold justice and give the victims an explanation after such a live broadcast accident. However, when he saw the various data in the backstage of the live broadcast room, Yan Xu couldn't move his feet.

Upholding justice?

Such data is available before 5 a.m.

Forget about status or seniority, isn't the point of making variety shows to create entertainment value?
Let them make a scene!
……

Seeing everyone screaming in pain, Lü Ming quickly knelt down and helped the screaming Teacher Huang sit up straight, asking with concern, "Actor Huang, are you alright?!"

"Look at me like this, do I look like I'm in a terrible state?!" Huang Yingdi said angrily.

Upon hearing this, Lü Ming suddenly realized what was happening, and then gave a sharp shove, knocking Teacher Huang to the ground with a thud.

Actor Huang: "???"

He instinctively tried to sit up, but Lü Ming pushed him back down.

"No, what are you doing?!" Huang Yingdi roared in anger.

Lu Ming's expression also turned cold and serious: "I never expected our first meeting to be like this. To be honest, before we officially met, I had always been a fan of yours. But I never imagined that you would break into my room in the middle of the night and even bring a bunch of snakes to scare me. I'm telling you, it was really too presumptuous!"

“Strictly speaking, I could call the police and have you arrested!”

Actor Huang: "???"

Hong, who had been complaining, suddenly sat up straight, his eyes wide: "You? You have the nerve to say we were being presumptuous?!"

"Who dares to be so presumptuous?!" Little Pig chimed in, "Look what you've done to Actor Huang and TV King Hong! Is this how you treat your seniors? You're committing a crime!"

"This is utterly outrageous!" Not far away, Teacher Huang, who had been silently weeping with tears streaming down his face, sat up and cursed, "It was just a game, but these washed-up guys can't take it and are using it as an excuse to retaliate. They beat us up like this in public. Even if I don't pursue this matter, Huang Yingdi and Hong Lei are at the peak of their careers. How much of a blow will this be to them?"

"The loss of commercial value is so great that even selling you wouldn't be enough to compensate for it!"

"The production team deserves an explanation!"

When the PD saw Teacher Huang questioning him sternly, he quickly took out his walkie-talkie and put it on. As a lowly worker, he dared not take the blame for this.

"Using snakes to scare people in games?!" Lu Ming scoffed.

Teacher Huang: "I'll say it again, that's an eel!"

"I don't care, it was too dark at the time, and you woke me up while I was sleeping. Who has time to distinguish things in such darkness? Anyway, it was a snake!"

“I’ve been afraid of snakes since I was a child. Every time I see this kind of long, thin creature, I get goosebumps. You’re scaring me with this in the middle of the night, which is burglary. I have the right to pursue legal action against you for the harm you’ve caused me!”

"If I suffer any psychological trauma in the future, everyone here will be responsible for my medical expenses, nutrition expenses, lost wages, compensation for mental distress, and other related costs!"

【? ? 】

【Are you still feeling aggrieved?】 【Feeling aggrieved is understandable, but demanding a reverse claim is truly outrageous!】

He really learned it from Sister Zheng; his extortion tactics are exactly the same.

[I'm dying of laughter! Tag Sister Zheng to see!]

Everyone's faces turned red from Lü Ming's rebuttal, but what he said made perfect sense. For a moment, they had nowhere to vent their anger and racked their brains to come up with rebuttals.

"Then what's the point of all this poisoning we've endured?!" Huang Yingdi demanded.

Lu Ming shrugged: "You guys are just unlucky!"

The three men's faces darkened; they nearly choked on their words.

"They assaulted me in my room. All my resistance was in self-defense, and the snake was inside my clothes. Who could withstand such a fright? I was out of my mind and had no idea what I was doing. My mind was a complete mess!"

"I'm already incredibly brave that I didn't go into shock after being pranked like that. You should all thank me. If I had a weaker mentality, I would have been scared to death, and all of you here would be behind bars!"

Actor Huang: "??!"

TV King Hong: "?!!"

Teacher Huang: "Huh?!"

Good grief, so we actually have to thank you, you idiot, for beating us up?!

Outrageous!

This is simply unreasonable!

The three of them were so angry that they convulsed.

Teacher Huang retorted excitedly: "You're such a bum, don't make a big deal out of this. It was just a game, and the production team allowed it!"

“That’s right, we’re just doing a mission!” Hong Lei chimed in.

The PD picked up the walkie-talkie, and the director's voice came through: "Mr. Huang, please be careful what you say. Our production team's initial task for you was to blow air into Lü Ming's ear. The reason you chose to use an eel for the prank was your personal choice and has nothing to do with the production team. There is a live recording to prove it!"

Teacher Huang: "..."

Damn it, I completely forgot about that.

Upon hearing this, Lü Ming's eyes lit up, and he immediately ran to the bedside and picked up his phone.

"What are you doing?" Huang Yingdi was taken aback.

Lu Ming: "You committed burglary! My heart is pounding like crazy. I'm under immense psychological stress. I need Uncle Hat's help to get justice for me!"

Everyone was speechless, but when they saw Lü Ming dial three numbers on his phone and actually get through, their expressions changed immediately.

Even if they felt wronged a thousand times, they had to swallow their anger and keep quiet, because they were indeed in the wrong...

"You flop!" The movie star Huang hurriedly forced a smile that looked more like a grimace: "Listen to me, this is a misunderstanding, we can sit down and talk it over."

Lu Ming stopped dialing and extended a hand.

"What do you mean?"

"Five North!"

Everyone was puzzled, except for Zhang Yixing, who asked curiously, "500 yuan?"

"Five thousand for emotional distress, to be used for my subsequent psychological treatment. I care a lot about my personal safety, so I will seek out the best psychologists in the world to help me recover!" Lu Ming said logically and with evidence.

Everyone: "..."

Sima's flop!
Which one of you here isn't your senior? Huang Yingdi and Hong Lei are big shots in the film and television industry, and their influence is immense. Don't you know your place? Or do you really not want to work in the Chinese entertainment industry anymore? And you're even trying to get compensation from these victims?

Aren't Huang Yingdi, Teacher Huang, and Hong Lei the ones who most need psychological treatment?

[This blabbermouth is shameless!]

【You beat our uncle up like this, and you're completely unharmed? You still have the nerve to openly extort money from us? Do you really think you can do whatever you want just because you're a nobody? You can disregard moral principles, but you must abide by the law!】

[I've already reported it, and I'm waiting for an official response!]

[Huang Yingdi and Hua Qiang's fans, calm down. Do you really think that just because you're a big star you can bully others? I'm wondering if it wasn't Huang Yingdi and the other two who tried to sabotage a nobody, but ended up getting the better of them? Logically and emotionally, you were in the wrong first, weren't you?]

[Exactly. It's no longer a matter of who's right and who's wrong when injured. This guy's actions don't even qualify as excessive self-defense. Morally, he's already being lenient by not pursuing the matter; what more do you want? Legally, all his actions perfectly fall within the bounds of self-defense!]

[They were all celebrities participating in the same program. Since he knew it was Huang Yingdi and the others, he still dared to whip them with a belt. Doesn't he have to take responsibility for that?]

First, the room was very dark at the time, so Huka didn't know. Second, Huka was terrified and mentally unstable; he even said his mind was confused and he didn't know what he was doing. Therefore, he shouldn't be held responsible.

[He says he doesn't know, so he doesn't know; he says he's mentally deranged, so he's mentally deranged?]

[Then let the actor's fans prove that this washed-up actor was fully conscious throughout!]

How can this be proven?

[After your husband falls asleep, put three snakes in his clothes. If he wakes up and can calmly do ten multiplication and division problems up to 100, I'll compensate the idiot!]

【…】

A large-scale debate immediately erupted among netizens in the live chat.

At this moment, Huang Yingdi and his entourage saw that Lü Ming really didn't give any face to his seniors, which refreshed their understanding of this unknown actor. After so many years in the Chinese entertainment industry, they had never seen anyone disrespect his seniors and dare to offend these two big names in the film and television industry like this.

The movie star found it absurd: "Where did you come up with this price?"

"Because you called me a nobody, that's blatant contempt!"

"What if I call you by your name?"

"It's also five thousand from the north!"

"No, what's the difference?"

"Your name is Top Stream Bro, then I'll just consider it making friends, forget it!" Lu Ming said with a smug look on his face.

The three of them were immediately rendered speechless by his words.

We're all old enough to be your fathers. Although Teacher Huang isn't much of a star, the other two are a film emperor and a TV emperor, respectively. You, a nobody with a little bit of traffic, have absolutely no way to escape the heat, right?
Wow, what a huge Gomez!

However, knowing they were in the wrong, the three also knew that now was not the time to argue about these things, as that would be too embarrassing.

Actor Huang said seriously, "Five million, right? Let's make friends, the three of us will chip in!"

“No, what I mean is, 50,000 each!” Lü Ming said firmly.

Everyone: "..."

You really have absolutely no sense of self-awareness.

Of course, everyone disagreed. Teacher Huang directly pulled the dead eel off his neck and pointed at Lü Ming with the bloody eel head, questioning him with spittle flying.

Huang, the film emperor, pointed to his face and said with great enthusiasm that his injury was very serious and that even plastic surgery could not save him. Hong Lei then opened his mouth with a fierce look and said, "Do you know me?" "Give me some face." He even whispered in Huang's ear, "You still want to develop your career in the film industry, right?"

Faced with the crowd, he resorted to all sorts of tactics: feigning helplessness, playing the victim, and making threats.

Lü Ming turned a deaf ear!
He made the call decisively, this time he was really serious.

In the end, seeing that Lü Ming was not afraid to make a big fuss, the director stepped in to mediate, which finally resolved the matter.

However, he didn't dare to favor Huang Yingdi and Hong Shidi too much. After all, others might not know the personality of a washed-up actor, but he knew it best. And while it's true that the two big stars have influence, that's in the film and television industry. In the variety show arena, it's all about the washed-up actor. He knew who the key to whether the show could become a hit was.

Therefore, he proposed to compensate Lü Ming with five million to settle the matter once and for all.

Lu Ming had no reason not to accept the money that came to him for free. After leaving the camera's view, he immediately asked the three of them to each transfer 166.6 million yuan to him, and he would take a loss and charge 2000 yuan less.

After returning to their respective rooms, the three elderly men completed the money transfer on their phones. They became increasingly angry as they thought about it, and when they were sure that no cameras were filming, they burst into tears.

"Me, a movie star, being whipped like this by a junior with a belt, where do I put my face? How will my colleagues see me in the future? How will my family see me? How will my fans see me?"

"I've never lost face like this in my entire life, nor have I ever suffered such injustice!"

(End of this chapter)