Merry and immortal mixed officialdom

Jiang Shen and Xue Xiaoyin walked for more than 100 meters before finding the first farm restaurant.

It was already past six o'clock in the evening, and it was time for dinner, but for some reason, there were very few people here.

"Boss, is there any wild white fish?" Xue Xiaoyin served Jiang Shen as usual.

"Yes, of course, I guarantee it will be wild." The boss has a bald head, and he came over with a bucket when he was talking: "Look, the one that came out of the river at five o'clock is fresh and lively."

Xue Xiaoyin looked at it, but she didn't understand, so she looked up at Jiang Shen.

Jiang Shen looked at her helplessly, indicating that he didn't understand either.

"How much is a catty?" Xue Xiaoyin could only ask.

"One hundred and six."

"So expensive?"

"It's not expensive, it's guaranteed to be wild. If you leave a fake, you will pay ten. You can ask this row along the river. They all start at [-]. It's not good now. It's cold and there are few fish, so there are few customers. In July and August Come and see, you don't have a place to sit." The boss started to fool them.

"Give it to us quickly." Jiang Shen said, he doesn't care about food, and now he can't starve to death if he doesn't eat for 1 years, so he doesn't care if it's getting late.

"Okay, come right away."

"Wait a minute." At this moment, someone called again outside the store.

Xue Xiaoyin looked back, and sister Hua chased in with her two younger brothers.

Sister Hua had a charming smile on her face: "Master, be careful, there are many scammers here." After she finished speaking, she turned her head and immediately changed into a fierce expression: "Show me, is his weather still wild now?" of?"

I said, are you a chameleon?The boss wanted to get angry at first, but when he saw the three of them dressed like this, the underworld, he just didn't get angry.

Xue Xiaoyin frowned, who is your master?Don't be familiar with yourself?She glared at Miss Hua in displeasure.

In fact, Sister Hua is not much older than Xue Xiaoyin, no matter her figure or face, she is not inferior to Xue Xiaoyin, Xue Xiaoyin's heart moved, and a look of disgust appeared on her face.

"Boss, you are also wild. You can bully my master from other places. How dare you bully us?" Xiao Shun took a look at the bucket, wild ass, it must be raised in the warm pond.

"Well, believe it or not, I smashed your shop, sister Hua, do you want someone to come here?"

"Smash his shop." Ah Ye yanked his sleeves to his arms, and the two blue dragons on his arms were very scary.

"Hey, hey, don't mess around, I called the police." The boss was terrified.

"Try calling the police. I won't let you close the door. I, Guan Ruohua, write my name upside down."

"Guan Ruohua? Sister Hua?" The boss had heard Guan Ruohua's name before, and his face changed drastically upon hearing that.

If you are interested, you know how good I am.

Guan Ruohua was very proud, and then looked at Jiang Shen.

There was no expression on Jiang Shen's face, and Xue Xiaoyin's expression was very ugly.

"Smash it later." Guan Ruohua giggled, and walked to Jiang Shen with a smiling face.

"Master, senior sister, do you want to smash his shop?"

"Who is your master and senior sister?" Xue Xiaoyin was furious, almost outraged.

"My surname is Guan, if you talk nonsense again, I'll break your mouth." Xue Xiaoyin hated Guan Ruohua very much.

Beautiful women and beautiful women are inherently repulsive, not to mention that she found that Guan Ruohua's face is not as thick as usual, and she even came forward to have a relationship with Jiang Shen.

"Senior sister, don't be angry." Guan Ruohua didn't look like a big sister to Xue Xiaoyin.

"You still say it." Xue Xiaoyin was furious.

"Xiaoyin." Jiang Shen raised his hand to stop Xue Xiaoyin from getting angry, and looked at Guan Ruohua with great interest.

"Little girl, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Tell the boss to cook a white fish quickly." Jiang Shen has seen countless women, and this Guan Ruohua is also a top-notch one.

What's more, she is actually the eldest sister of the underworld.

Jiang Shen was also not polite, and directly called out.

"Okay, right away, right away." Guan Ruohua didn't dare to call Master and Senior Sister anymore, and after turning his head, his expression changed again.

She said viciously: "What the hell, where is the wild white fish? Take it out."

"Immediately, immediately." The boss nodded again and again in shock, it seemed that Guan Ruohua was still a little famous in Qinghe City.

The boss has some wild Qinghe white fish, but he sees that Jiang Shen and Xue Xiaoyin are young and seem like outsiders, so of course he doesn't plan to take them out.

Now being frightened by Guan Ruohua, he honestly burned a portion of wild white fish.

Guan Ruohua was so thick-skinned, seeing that Jiang Shen didn't chase her away, she took Xiaoshun and Aye and sat down on Jiang Shen's table, and the five of them formed a table.

Although Xue Xiaoyin hated it, Master didn't say anything, so she couldn't speak.

"What's your name?" Aye asked Jiang Shen with a flattering smile.

"You can just call me Brother Shen." Jiang Shen also said with a smile.

"Brother Shen, would you like some wine? Eat white fish and drink white wine, this is a must in our Qinghe."

"No, I don't know much about drinking." Jiang Shen said modestly.

"Then have a drink, beauty, what are you drinking?" Guan Ruohua did not forget to flatter Xue Xiaoyin.

Xue Xiaoyin ignored her, snorted, and drank the boiling water in front of her.

Guan Ruohua didn't blush, and ordered a bottle of drink by himself.

The three of them didn't make a sound, and ate on their own.

"Master, my dad said that we martial arts practitioners should eat more fish and less meat. People walk by their legs, fish walk with their whole body, and fish move with their whole body in water. Strength is everywhere, just like when we punch with great strength. , One punch down, brought the strength of the whole body, so they can move forward against the current---"

"That's right, why is Qinghe whitefish so famous and why is it so expensive?" Jiang Shen picked up the meat and took a bite, closed his eyes to experience it, and then said: "The most distinctive thing about Qinghe whitefish is their living habits. They are all deep-water fish, generally below a kilometer in the river, and they are one of the deepest fish in freshwater rivers. The deeper the water, the greater the resistance, but they swim faster than above. When swimming, they shuttle like a sharp branch. Arrows, so their meat is dense, delicious and smooth, ordinary people can't feel it, and you martial arts practitioners will definitely benefit from eating it."

When Guan Ruohua and the other three heard this, their eyes kept shining.

Sure enough, he is a master, a legendary martial arts practitioner.

He couldn't just worship Jiang Shen as his teacher right now.

"Then I want to eat more." Xue Xiaoyin was also overjoyed when she heard the words. She had eaten this Qinghe white fish in other places before. .

Eating it now, I found that there is something special in it.

"Do you know why fish can swim non-stop in the water for one day, two days, or even three or four days, but people can't bear it for one hour or two hours in the water?"

"Why master?" Xue Xiaoyin blinked her bright eyes like an obedient child.

"Because the fish are not in a hurry. There is a saying that is good, the mind is calm and cool naturally. It is said that Bodhidharma passed through a desert and walked for three days and three nights with only a pot of water. After walking out of the desert, he met a group of businessmen. Touching Dharma's body is as cold as water, not at all like a person walking in the desert."

"Our martial arts practitioners must be able to calm down and not be disturbed by the outside world. Guo Yunshen said, 'Only when you have a set mind can you fight well'. Guo Yunshen himself is usually as calm as Mount Tai. As fast as the fist stick, you can dodge-"

Guo Yunshen's kung fu has reached the level of a prophet, as long as someone glances at him, or someone points a bow and arrow at him in the distance, he can immediately sense it and dodge it.

This kind of kung fu is no different from Jiang Shen's divine sense.

Xue Xiaoyin blushed when she heard this.

Jiang Shen was talking about practicing boxing, but he was actually talking about himself.

Seeing that Guan Ruohua was upset, she became slightly angry, restless, restless, and if she encountered danger, she couldn't predict it.

"Master, I was wrong." Xue Xiaoyin looked up at Guan Ruohua, then lowered her head.

The two were talking about kung fu, and Guan Ruohua and the others listened with great interest.

When talking about this, Guan Ruohua finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Brother Shen, do you still accept apprentices?"

"Accept." Jiang Shen nodded heavily: "There are fewer and fewer people learning Chinese martial arts now, and I also hope to carry forward Chinese martial arts and pass them on in China."

"Then, what do you think about the qualifications of the three of us?" Guan Ruohua and the three were overjoyed, and quickly recommended themselves to Jiang Shen.

"You?" Jiang Shen laughed loudly and shook his head: "If you want to practice boxing, you must first stand upright. It is best to start standing upright at the age of eight. You are all over 28, your bones are formed, and your physique is weak. How can you practice boxing?"

"Uh---" Guan Ruohua and the others were dumbfounded.

The three looked at Xue Xiaoyin, it turned out that this girl had been studying with Jiang Shen for many years.

No, why do I feel that this girl is older than you?

Guan Ruohua thought something was wrong. When Xue Xiaoyin was eight years old, this gentleman was probably only ** years old.

"Then, how old are you, beauty?" Guan Ruohua asked weakly.

Xue Xiaoyin raised her eyebrows, she was very upset at first, but suddenly thought of Master's words, she immediately smiled slightly: "You can just call me Xiaoyin, I am 21 years old this year."

"But I feel like Brother Shen, you don't look like you are 20 years old?"

"I'm nineteen this year."

"----" Master nineteen, apprentice twenty one?

"I also started learning Kung Fu at the age of eight." Xue Xiaoyin said with a smile: "After meeting Master, I realized that there are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond heaven, so I worshiped under Master and started to learn again."

It turned out that he was apprenticed later, and he had a foundation in kung fu.

Guan Ruohua knew that Xue Xiaoyin was explaining to her.

But she was really unwilling, she really wanted to worship Jiang Shen as her teacher.

"Brother Gentleman's house, do you need someone to sweep the floor and do the laundry?" Guan Ruohua continued to ask with a really thick face.

No way, Miss Hua, you even work as a babysitter?

"No need, there are several at home, sister Hua, thank you for your white fish, there will be a period later."

Jiang Shen and the two had almost eaten at this time, thinking that they had to go back to Dongning, so they reconciled and said goodbye.

"Brother Gentleman, Brother Gentleman---" Guan Ruohua chased him out without even paying the money.

"Brother Shen, you're from there, leave a cell phone number, Q Qiya is fine, WeChat and Momo are fine---" Guan Ruohua is just like other girls picking up girls, people who don't know think she's picking up Jiang Shen.

"I'm from Dongning, hahaha." Jiang Shen laughed loudly, and walked away with Xue Xiaoyin.

"Brother Dongning Gentleman?" Guan Ruohua felt a little familiar.

"Sister Hua, Sister Hua."

"what."

"Your saliva is falling out, what are you thinking?"

"Fuck him, you must fuck him, fuck this gentleman, I'm so awesome, hahaha, who else in Qinghe City has hacked me, the first one will kill One-Eyed."

"--" Xiao Shun and the others had black lines on their faces.