Live-streamed dating: My information is constantly updated
Chapter 22 Someone like you really can't get married.
Chapter 22 Someone like you really can't get married.
Zhang Zhe still couldn't figure it out even after the other person disconnected from the microphone.
Why would that older female boxer named Liu Shuyao, a boxing master who returned from studying abroad, have such high regard for herself?
Is it the protagonist's halo?
Until he saw a comment on the screen:
[From Xiaohongshu, is this the same streamer who's known for being a very clever dating streamer?]
Zhang Zhe initially thought it was just a joke.
Because he often sees people using this kind of sentence structure online:
"I'm from Wang Yuan's fan page. Who here said that Furongwang cigarettes are bad?"
"Is this person from the 'Thimation' hashtag? Is the streamer also illiterate?"
"You're from Little Red Potato, right? You mean my sisters aren't smart enough?"
So these comments must be memes, right?
That was Zhang Zhe's initial thought.
Then he was surprised to find that the live stream suddenly started to attract viewers.
The number of participants was initially 500, and then gradually increased by single digits – this is typical organic traffic.
But for some reason, the number jumped directly from 500 to 800, and then the tens digit started to fluctuate, eventually reaching 900, and then 1000+.
There are also more comments in the live stream chat:
Is this the live stream room that Sister Yao Yao was talking about?
The streamer does indeed look less greasy.
It's really not easy for Sister Yao to find a normal person among so many streamers on Douyin.
[Which of you sisters had fantasies about marriage before? Come on, ask!]
What Zhang Zhe didn't know was:
In a fan group called "Jimei Mutual Aid Group" with a thousand members, their group admin had just recommended his live stream.
And a few words were briefly introduced:
"Sisters, I've already verified it, and this streamer is very fair. Those of you who still have illusions about marriage can give it a try."
"He can make you understand what I meant when I said before that the current matchmaking market is too patriarchal and not suitable for normal people."
"I hope that after joining the live stream, everyone will be able to strengthen their beliefs."
"..."
What Zhang Zhe didn't know was that the viewer who had just sent "from Little Red Potato" was a whistleblower lurking in the thousand-person mutual aid group.
He came to remind Zhang Zhe which soldiers were coming from.
That's right, it's Little Red Book, the highest hall of martial arts exchange for contemporary women, bar none.
Weibo used to be a competitive platform because it had many influential users, but after the relevant departments cracked down on it, it has never regained its former glory.
The presence of young female fans on Weibo also makes boxing there less pure.
Little Sweet Potato became the final Shanghai Fortress (movie version).
Zhang Zhe had no idea that there were so many stories behind the surge in viewership in his live stream.
But as he looked at the comments, he sensed something was wrong.
"So all the new audience members were recommended by others, right?"
"Let me clarify that this is a legitimate matchmaking livestream, and its purpose is to help people analyze their prospects in the matchmaking market."
"It's simply because I'm male and work in the matchmaking industry that I can offer services that simulate dating..."
Before Zhang Zhe could even finish his introduction, Douyin's live chat request list was already overflowing.
At first glance, all you see are women's avatars and names.
[Host, let me go first]
Please add me, I have some marital problems I'd like to consult about.
Please help this child; I'm feeling very lost right now.
Seeing these comments, Zhang Zhe wasn't happy at all; instead, he found them outrageous.
He quickly added a statement:
"Service A is currently suspended. The streamer got injured during a blind date earlier. If any of you are interested in the streamer, please come back tomorrow."
"We're only accepting B-type business today."
"Those who want to apply for service A, please cancel your live stream request now!"
Zhang Zhe repeated it, but none of the names on the application list changed.
Surprisingly, none of them came for him.
Oh, is this right?
On the bright side, Zhang Zhe felt much more at ease. No problem, as long as they weren't after him, he had plenty of room to maneuver.
Regardless of where these people came from.
He was confident he could handle it. So what if he had to go on blind dates with hundreds of women in turn? What was there to be afraid of?
Zhang Zhe could already see the [points] beckoning to him.
"If the queue isn't canceled, I'll start the live stream."
"By default, process service B".
"Once you're on the microphone, be honest and frank about your basic information. After I've registered you, then you can tell me what kind of blind date you're looking for."
"OK, the first one is [Qinghe]."
"Hello."
"Hello host, wow—I actually got the first one!"
The girl's voice was nice, with a slightly husky quality, but it was very high-pitched and not quite authentic.
Let me first introduce myself.
"I have a bachelor's degree from a top-100 university and a master's degree from a QS top 100 university. I currently work at a major internet company and my annual salary is around 300,000 yuan..."
The longtime viewers in the live stream were taken aback.
Because they thought they had heard something similar before.
【Hey, another QS100? What's so amazing about it?】
"No way, little sister, you only have one book. What about that top 3 one?"
[I see, all these people in the live stream are from the same factory, right?]
When Zhang Zhe heard the woman say that she was also among the top 100 in QS, he instantly realized that this was traffic brought in by the woman from earlier.
He immediately interrupted and asked:
"May I ask your age?"
"I was born in 94."
“Okay, you can continue.” Zhang Zhe nodded, thinking to himself that he had expected this. This woman’s profile also showed her as an older single woman from a large company. In reality, these kinds of people are the most likely to stick together.
"Well, my family's assets are around 8.2 to 8.3 (2000 million to 3000 million)."
"At 165cm tall, she's neither tall nor short for a girl."
"I have a really good personality. Nobody in real life says I have a bad personality. Everyone is happy to be with me, hehe..."
Upon hearing this, Zhang Zhe looked up in surprise.
The woman didn't turn on her camera, but it didn't sound as uncomfortable as the clip from before.
Why do people with good personalities sometimes remain single?
Zhang Zhe was puzzled when the woman took the initiative to explain the reason: "However, I have a very big weakness, which is that I... weigh 200 pounds."
"How much?" Zhang Zhe asked instinctively.
Sometimes, asking a question isn't because you didn't hear it clearly, but because you're shocked.
"200 pounds?"
"Yes." The woman smiled a little shyly, "I have gained a little weight."
You're not just a little bit fat, you're very fat.
[These sisters are so sunny!]
I've met this woman; she's an incredibly kind person.
I've seen her too; she has a good figure, you wouldn't guess she weighs 200 pounds.
Are all the comments sarcastic? Well, I'll join in too. Baby, you're an incredibly cute big fat pig.
The ratio of female viewers to regular viewers in the live stream is currently 50 to 50.
The comments section appeared particularly disjointed.
Zhang Zhe didn't dare to laugh because he was afraid the other person had pathological obesity, and if he laughed, he might be cyberbullied.
He simply assumed it was normal weight.
"OK, have you had any romantic relationships?"
"Yes, yes, I've had several relationships before, but how should I put it, they weren't the kind of relationships that were very serious and aimed at marriage."
"I'm just playing around with them."
"I understand." Zhang Zhe said he understood, but in his heart he really didn't understand (in Fenghua accent).
Why would someone weighing 200 pounds think she's just playing around with someone?
Couldn't it be that the other person has a pig fetish?
(End of this chapter)
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