I am weak and friendly

Chapter 103 You have your big mosquitoes, I have my halberd.

Inside the elegant and charming restaurant, the tall and stout head chef, wearing a pristine white top chef's hat, is demonstrating his cooking skills on site.

Of course, this cooking is actually just a performance. Many things are pre-processed in the back kitchen and then sent here for final processing. But the chef explains and processes them at the same time, which makes it very entertaining to watch.

After a dazzling display of skill by the chef, the first dish placed on the table was a three-color platter.

"This is our appetizer platter: fermented bean curd with century-old dried tofu, hairy tofu, and natto with radish greens. It's very appetizing, please enjoy it, distinguished guests..."

The portions of food were actually quite generous, it seems the chefs here are very lavish with the ingredients, unlike those expensive restaurants that don't serve food.

But... sometimes too much isn't necessarily a good thing.

Actually, as soon as we started making it, an indescribable smell began to permeate the entire place.

Several people's brows had already begun to furrow.

When it was finally served, the aroma filled the air, and some people started backing away.

Shen Qianyu is also included.

His mood today was truly tumultuous.

When he first learned that a few of them were coming to Tantai Yunju for dinner, he felt a lot of sympathy for the two interns who had left the team early.

That's the legendary place where every customer costs 8888!

You'll regret missing this opportunity for the rest of your life!
Honestly, Shen Qianyu felt that given his life of hardship and toil, he might only have one chance in his lifetime to eat at a place like this.

But now, he's starting to envy the two classmates who left the team early.

What is this!

Why does it smell so bad!
He can't eat all of this!
Is this the price to pay for marrying Lola's sister?

If that's the case, I'll still choose Brother Ze!

"Wow!" Lola exclaimed in surprise, "It looks so delicious!"

Actually, this plate is just placed up for everyone to see and take a picture. After you've seen it, the staff will help distribute the food, putting one portion in front of each person.

Lola stared intently at the waiter serving the food, and Tang Yiping had to reach out and grab her, afraid that if he didn't hold on tight, she would pounce on him like a starving dog.

Lola is capable of doing this.

As soon as the food was served, Lola slurped it all down in no time.

The others looked at the hairy food in front of them with their own different expressions, which had a complex smell and color.

I tried desperately to comfort myself.

Hold on! I can't let Lola look down on me!
Eat it now!

Tang Yiping wasn't worried that Lola wouldn't like him as a burden.

To be honest, his current burden is...

Wow, this is so delicious!

Hold on, hold on! Don't end up like Lola, a starving dog scrambling for poop!

What a shame!

Tang Yiping had almost forgotten that his [Carrion Eater] and Lola's [Carrion Eater] came from the same source, both being true skills passed down by rats. Although his [Carrion Eater] had indeed been upgraded, it was still the same at its core.

At that moment, his DNA stirred.

Everyone had different expressions when the first appetizer was served.

Then there's pickled abalone, salted fish, fermented sausage, stinky mandarin fish, fermented amaranth, stinky dried vegetables, fermented ginger, and fermented bean juice...

Shen Qianyu was the first to escape.

Then one by one, everyone escaped.

In the end, only Tang Yiping and Lola remained in the room.

Seeing how happily Lola was eating, Tang Yiping wondered if he had been neglecting Lola.
I haven't introduced her to any other food for so long; she's only been eating stinky tofu.

Then, Tang Yiping realized that deep down, he didn't really want Lola and Lux ​​to learn their skills so quickly.

Because once they've learned it, they'll be going back. With their lifespans often exceeding a hundred years, my life is far too short. After they go back, they might never return, and even if they do, I'll no longer be in this world.

But now, Tang Yiping feels...

Emmm, I was overthinking it.

Where did Lola practice her skills? She's clearly using skill practice as an excuse to eat delicious food!

Alright, I'll practice carrion eating too. Maybe it'll be useful for my [Carrion Eating] skill.

As it turns out, Tang Yiping was overthinking things again.

When the head chef presented his slightly corroded can of herring, labeled as "brought back by his body during his culinary studies abroad," "treasured for many years," "a peerless treasure," and "absolutely limited edition," Tang Yiping also fled.

After escaping the room, he found that everyone had already fled outside Ya Yun Xiao Zhu. A middle-aged man dressed in a chef's uniform, who also appeared to be a chef, was apologizing to everyone sheepishly.
"Please believe me, this is definitely not the usual level of our Tantai Yunju. Our head chef has met a kindred spirit today... uh, no, a soulmate, and has already let loose... I must say, Miss Lola is truly our head chef's favorite guest so far... Please feel free to tell me what you would like to eat, and I will set up another table for everyone."

Our head chef had simply stockpiled far too much of this rotten-smelling food. He thought, "Please forgive the feeling of clearing out the ingredients at a restaurant that's about to go out of business." By the way, you've already seen why our restaurant is about to close down, haven't you...?

"What I really want is a big braised pork rib."

"I want to eat a lot of meat."

"I wish there were some really delicious desserts."

"I was originally planning to suggest we go for barbecue."

"I don't know what I want to eat, but I don't want to eat stinky tofu, waaaaah..."

"Then everyone, please follow me... I'll be here to serve you. Uh, this area isn't used often, so it might be a bit basic."

"Could you please find a spot upwind? This smell is too much..."

"understand!"

When we set up a separate table and a huge pile of various meats was served, I felt like my life had been saved.

Downwind of Ya Yun Xiao Zhu, a group of men in suits were having a team-building activity.

"Although we're here for team building today and shouldn't be talking about work, our business has been performing very poorly since the beginning of July. Xiao Xu, your business is the worst this month, so you should punish yourself with three drinks."

"Yes, yes, Manager Zhou, I'll punish myself with three drinks right away."

"The point of punishing yourself with three drinks is not to punish yourself. When you get back, you need to conduct a self-examination and rectification, and catch up with the business!"

"Yes, yes, Manager Zhou, I'll punish myself with three more drinks."

After drinking several cups as a form of self-punishment, Xiao Xu couldn't take it anymore and rushed out, covering his mouth.

A group of young people were walking towards another courtyard when Tang Yiping suddenly smelled an unpleasant odor.

It's not rotten, it's fresh.

So fresh it's repulsive.

He turned his head and saw a man in a suit kneeling on the roadside with his buttocks sticking out, vomiting profusely.

"You guys go ahead, I have something to do," Tang Yiping said to Shen Qianyu and the others, then looked around.

This area seems to be themed around martial arts, with many Chinese weapons displayed nearby.

But they are all imitations, made of wood.

Tang Yiping smiled, took one out, and weighed it in his hand.

Very good, good weight.

Lola has her rotten feast, Lux has her giant mosquitoes, and herself...

As for himself, he possessed the Fangtian Halberd.

At that moment, Tang Yiping felt that his life was complete.

I am Zhao Zilong of Changshan!
Wait a minute, isn't the one wielding the halberd Lü Bu, the traitor who served three masters?

Oh well, never mind, charge!

(End of this chapter)