I am weak and friendly

Chapter 237 Heaven knows whether the person reviewing your code is a human or a dog.
When people suddenly become rich, the thing they want to do most is to buy, buy, buy.

Tang Yiping was no exception. He opened the "Survival Guide for the Weak" and glanced at it, and then he discovered...

Their own community and online store are still offline.

Depend on.

[Survival Guide for the Weak] Shouldn't you be bowing down and begging yourself, the big shot, to spend money right now?
They have absolutely no sense of service! I'm complaining! I'm complaining!

"Stoka, can you open the [Shop]?"

We can only rely on Stoka.

Stoka shook his head repeatedly. "How could that be? The [Shop] is only accessible to those with very high survival levels!"
"So how did you buy all those things?" Tang Yiping asked, puzzled.

“Woo-chio-chio, Awoo-awoo…” Stoka patiently explained to Tang Yiping.

"They were all obtained through exchanges with other people in the community? Where did the other people get their items?"

The way the "Survival Guide for the Weak" works is not what Tang Yiping imagined. To unlock the "Community" function, you need a survival level of LV4 "Team Up for Warmth," and to unlock the "Shop" function, you need LV9 "Resource Control."

For Stoka and his friends, survival level is something they are born with, so whether it's him, Lola, or Lux, their survival level has reached LV4 [Surrounding Each Other for Warmth], allowing them to exchange materials, resources, and information with other users in the community.

This can be considered a spontaneous flea market, relying on everyone's information channels and social circles.

In other words, Stoka and the others are already among the best in their respective groups, the kind that are one in a million. The majority are like Tang Yiping, who is only LV1 and struggling on the brink of survival.

Tang Yiping felt that perhaps it was because his life form was different from that of Stoka and the others that he became a life form recognized by the "Survival Guide for the Weak" and unlocked the survival level after becoming a "Hidden Corruptor".

The "Survival Guide for the Weak" also doesn't accurately assess its own survival level, probably because human society is too unique.

For example, Tang Yiping had no land, didn't hunt, and didn't cook, yet he still managed to get food.
Many of the higher-end items in the [Community] originate from high-level players (Level 9 and above), who obtained them from the [Shop].

After listening, Tang Yiping thought to himself, "What kind of lives are these users living?"

Why can't I just click to place an order for home delivery?

The universal currency of the [Survival Guide for the Weak] is called "Survival Points". Survival Points can be exchanged for different things in the [Survival Guide for the Weak]. Stokka knows of two kinds: [Dust of Primordial Silence] and [Proof of Existence].

"At what level do you unlock Survival Points?" Tang Yiping asked Stokka. "How do you exchange them using [Dust of Origin]?"

"Woo-hoo?" Stokka the husky's face.

Isn't this included from the start?
However, despite following Stoka's instructions, Tang Yiping searched for a long time but couldn't find a place to switch or open it.

The way Tsotok looked at a fool.

What could Tang Yiping do? He simply didn't have any!

He could be certain of only one thing.

My own "Survival Guide for the Weak" might just be an abridged version.

"Then hurry up and exchange some survival points to buy me things... Let me think, what should I buy? Is there anything that can turn me into a superhero? Like super strength, the ability to fly, and laser eyes?"

Stoka quieted down, seemingly lost in thought, and Tang Yiping knew he was probably in contact with someone.

After a long while, it nodded: "Woo-hoo woo-hoo..."

"Really? Just some minor side effects? What kind of side effects?"

"I'll turn into a giant squid? How is that insignificant?"

Tang Yiping felt that although he was a bit inhuman, he still wanted to be human.

"Anything else? Laser eye surgery is fine too."

"X-ray vision? That's good. What? Mechanical ascension? No mechanical ascension."

With mechanical ascension and X-ray vision, am I going to turn into a security X-ray machine?

So, I won't become a security guard at the subway entrance?
"Is there anything that doesn't change my life form? How is life form unimportant? It's obviously very important!"

"How about this, is there any injection drug that will make me strong and powerful, like a male bodhisattva?"

"Fine, anything that will allow me to stand up and walk will be fine too..."

"Really? Great! But what's with the requirement to pick it up at the LX2842 Event Horizon delivery point? Where is this pickup point?"

Tang Yiping discovered that Stokka could find anything he could think of; these guys, despite relying on the community, had a real stash of supplies.

The problem is... they come in all sorts of strange and unusual items; there's no standard product, they're all non-standard.

Not only do they not provide a warranty, they also refuse to deliver the goods.

You may even need to pick it up yourself.

Who taught him this bad habit?
Moreover, even if Stoka helps with the pickup, the prosthetic body can only transmit information such as blueprints, contracts, coordinates, and some system items, as well as some "weak individuals." Nothing else can be transmitted to Earth.

Other things will need to be physically transported.

The problem is that Earth is a legendary skill-learning paradise for users of the "Survival Guide for the Weak," and can only be accessed through the "Survival Guide for the Weak," so there's no way to obtain direct coordinates.

Wait, can it convey the message of "the weak"?
"Wait, is there any 'weakling' who can help me stand up?" Tang Yiping asked Stoka.

This idea caught Stoka's eye, but he felt that given Tang Yiping's extremely demanding requirements, which were unacceptable in every way, information in this area would likely be scarce and would cost a lot of money.

"I'll offer a bounty for this boss! I, Tang Baiwan, am not afraid to spend more money!" Tang Yiping patted his chest. "Come on, let's exchange it for a few small goals' worth of survival points first! What? There's a limit to the number of points each user can exchange?"

Tang Yiping discovered it.

[Survival Guide for the Weak] This thing makes you uncomfortable in every way and gets you stuck at every turn.

Demanding things like eating a hundred tons of rotten food is simply outrageous!
Now even redemption points have limits?
Tang Yiping felt that he had no choice but to take a risk.

"Is it possible to smuggle or launder money?" Tang Yiping asked Stoka in a low voice. "There must be a way, right?"

Stoka immediately showed a look of horror, shook his head repeatedly, and pleaded with Tang Yiping in a low voice.

Tang Yiping, however, didn't care at all.

What's so scary about the cleanup team? I was even targeted by the "terrorism cleanup team," but I still got crossed out, didn't I?

"If the cleanup team comes, will it be their real bodies descending? Can they deliver packages?" Tang Yiping asked.

Stoka: "Huh?"

I can see it now, you really don't want to live anymore!
You're incredibly audacious; there's no one else as bold as you!

"I have an idea," Tang Yiping said in a low voice, leaning close to Stoka's ear.

Stokka's eyes widened even more, and the husky was shocked.

"It's up to you now, [Ox and Horse]!"

"Ugh??"

My prosthetic body is a dog, and you're a real dog, aren't you!

I'm just a servant, not a suicide squad member!

Why do I feel like I'm getting closer and closer to being nailed to death by the terrorist elimination team?
"What are you doing?" Li Tieqiang asked as he walked over to Tang Yiping and Stoka whispering to each other. "We've found everyone, why don't you go get some sleep? Do you want to die of exhaustion?"

"How do you plan to smuggle and launder money?" Tang Yiping said.

Li Tieqiang: "???"

What kind of outlaw madman is Tang Yiping!
"If you don't want to sleep, go do something productive! Stop daydreaming all day!"

Sleep? I'm not sleeping!

Of course I need to get down to business.

Tang Yiping found a table, opened his laptop, and prepared to get down to business.

For example, submitting code to OIFU for review.

As soon as he opened a user-submitted PR, he started yawning.

Then his head tilted to the side, and he knew nothing more.

Stoka glanced at him, gently bit the notebook, hid near the Mother Tree of Dust in Silence, and put the notebook down.

This place is no longer safe; we need to quickly learn to be [oxen and horses] and escape!
Otherwise, I would have lost my life!

Come on, let me see what this PR is.

Stoka opened PR #15.

(End of this chapter)