I am weak and friendly

Chapter 267 Lola is really useful!
Hey?
Tang Yiping was stunned for a moment when he saw the prompt in front of him.

and many more.

A place to live?

So now I have a place to stay?
Is it because it's mine?

Although no agreement has been signed yet, but...

Clearly, the system has already determined that it owns the house.

Tang Yiping was just about to feel happy when, a second later, another notification popped up:
—This dwelling is not suitable and is not safe enough. Please look for other places to live.

Tang Yiping: "???"

No, are you kidding me?
Tang Yiping wiped the foam from his mouth, turned the wheelchair handles, came out of the bathroom, and looked around his residence.

What's wrong with my house?

Don't talk nonsense!
However, it is clear from the perspective of the "Survival Guide for the Weak" that their current place of residence is not yet safe.

Tang Yiping pondered for a moment, then asked Stoka, "Stoka, what kind of place qualifies as a safe haven?"

He paused for a moment: "For example, take this house as an example?"

Stoka was lying in the doghouse that Tang Yiping had bought for him in the living room when he heard this, so he raised his head and looked at Tang Yiping.

"Woo-chih?"

In fact, Tang Yiping has recently felt that Stoka has probably discovered that he is not actually a prosthetic body.

After all, it wasn't hard to guess. Unlike Lola and Lux, Stokka was with him almost every day, and he hadn't really tried to hide it, so it would be strange if he hadn't noticed.

However, it didn't say it outright.

They kept their tacit understanding to each other.

So, when Tang Yiping looked at Stoka, he always felt that the dog's eyes had a "you're not even pretending anymore" feeling.
Fine, if you don't want to pretend, then don't.

“Whoosh…” Stoka thought for a moment and said, “A safe place, aside from everything else, most importantly, must have a passage to escape to three different bubble spaces…”

Tang Yiping: "..."

This is definitely very Stoker.

Aside from your clan, who the hell can just freely travel between different bubble spaces?!
Isn't that way too difficult?
As Tang Yiping was complaining, Stoka continued, "It would be best if there weren't so many windows. These windows are too dangerous! Enemies could come in through the windows at any time. I suggest sealing off all these houses!"

"If possible, the family should at least have enough food stored up..."

"Independent power and water supply facilities."

"The walls need to be thickened!"

Seeing that Tang Yiping seemed dissatisfied with his suggestion, Stoka could only say, "In any case, there needs to be a backdoor to escape to other bubble spaces..."

Forget about traversing different bubble spaces, even opening a real back door is impossible. I'm inside a building; where am I supposed to open a back door? On the outer wall?
Damaging a shear wall is truly a form of torture!
Wait a minute, what if I built a zipline from the window to the Qihang Building? Whoosh—

think too much.

Tang Yiping thought that Stoka was probably a doomsday theorist.

He described himself not as a residence, but as a bunker.

Moreover, it was a bunker with tunnels dug.

This tunnel also leads to other bubble spaces.

Well, after all, they are different species.

It's not that I don't want to, but I just can't do it.

Indeed, people's understanding of safety is flawed.

Tang Yiping decided to carefully consider Stoka's opinion, taking it only as a reference.

As a human being, I believe that improving security should indeed be done in a human way.

Thinking this, Tang Yiping looked at Stoka again, opened the door, and said to Stoka, "Stoka, come here."

Stoka let out a "whoosh" and came to the door in confusion.

“Sit here,” Tang Yiping said to Stoka, pointing to the doormat outside the door.

Stoka let out another "woof," then obediently sat down on the mat.

Then he heard a "bang" as Tang Yiping closed the door behind him.

"Huh?" Stoka made a puzzled sound.

what's the situation?
Why am I locked out? Is it because I just revealed that I saw through Lord Li Ke Boren's disguise that I've been abandoned?

No, no, no, no!

Don't abandon me, Lord Rico Bolon!

I won't tell anyone!
I am your loyal dog!
After closing the door, Tang Yiping looked around.

Well……

Indeed, if you're a human, having a watchdog would make you feel much safer.

Although the house hasn't changed much, I definitely feel much safer now.

Tang Yiping nodded, quietly waiting for the "Survival Guide for the Weak" to give him some feedback.

but.

not enough?
Instead, he heard the sound of someone scratching at the door.

And there was also Stoka's pitiful "whimpering" sound.

“Stoka, just bear with it! Sit properly…” Tang Yiping said.

Instead of quieting down, the sounds outside turned into Stoka's screams of agony.

Tang Yiping opened the door in confusion and saw Lola standing with her hands on her hips, looking at Stoka.

He had clearly been kicked by Lola.

Lola glared at Stoka and said aggressively, "Get out of the way! What are you doing sitting in my drawing room?!"

Tang Yiping: "???"

Then Tang Yiping saw that after Lola kicked Stoka away, she tucked her knees in and sat obediently on the doormat in front of Tang Yiping's door.

Then she turned to Tang Yiping and said, "Ah, Li Ke Bolun, would you like to come to my house as a guest?"

Tang Yiping blinked, then blinked again.

No, my doormat is in your living room?
No, do you have some misunderstanding about the living room?
but……

Tang Yiping glanced at Lola's shoe cabinet next to him, then at the floor mat next to the shoe cabinet.

He suddenly realized that this... made some sense.

After all, Lola's lair is a shoe cabinet.

"Is this your living room?" Tang Yiping asked.

"Yes, I learned it from the people in this world. They all have living rooms. This is called a rug, and it's very comfortable to put in the living room."

Lola patted the mat she was on and shared her experience with Tang Yiping.

"When I'm not sleeping, staying in the living room is much more comfortable than staying in the nest!"

"If you want to sleep..." Lola stretched out, then curled up again, nestled on the mat, and began to snore softly.

Oh no, the wrong posture has entered my brain!

Just as Tang Yiping was about to say something, the system prompted:

—Enhanced security of your residence

Tang Yiping: "..."

no……

So, the watchdog of your own place... cough cough cough, the gatekeeper, is it Lola?
With Lola guarding the door, the security of your dwelling has improved, right?

Hey, you know what, Lola actually works!
"Hmm..." Tang Yiping complimented, "Your living room is really nice!"

"That's right!" Lola exclaimed proudly. "Isn't it fashionable!"

"Stylish, stylish, so stylish!" Tang Yiping said. "How about I get you a new rug?"

"Really? That's great! Li Ke Boren! You're the best!"

"Choose one you like." Tang Yiping took out his phone, searched for floor mats, and handed it to Lola.

Watching Lola happily accept it, Tang Yiping's feelings were complicated.

Improving the security of one's own home may be more complex than one imagines...

Another kind of complexity.

(End of this chapter)