I am weak and friendly

Chapter 335: Two more reports about Tang (3K)
On the 41st floor of Qihang Building, Lin Po-xiao frowned as he looked at the documents in front of him.

Touchpoint Interconnect's vending machines are a key project of Negative Entropy Monitoring. It was because of this that Wei Song was recruited into the Coordination Office and became its special advisor.

However, the progress of the negative entropy monitoring system has encountered a major problem, involving Tang Yiping, who was mentioned in the previous report. This should not have been a difficult matter; it could have been taken back or requisitioned, and compensation provided.

But... for some reason, it seemed that his thoughts became somewhat sluggish whenever Tang Yiping was involved.

Specifically, this manifests as...

Just moments ago, I was thinking about how to find Tang Yiping and take back control of the vending machine. I had already made a plan and even recruited relevant people to prepare for action when suddenly a strange idea popped into my head.

"What threat could a student pose?"

Then that interrupted the matter.

Whether it was him or the person who had already accepted the mission, they would naturally feel that this plan was completely unnecessary. Tang Yiping was a completely harmless person who did not need to take any action. Then they would casually throw the action plan that they had just racked their brains to come up with into the shredder.

When you finally think back on it, you'll regret it.

However, their shredder has a very high level of secrecy, to the point that it's absolutely impossible to piece them together even if you wanted to.

He has already rethought this plan three times, and the person who took the specific plan has also written it three times.

I'm so frustrated that I'd love to abolish the secrecy policy altogether.

This is very wrong, really very wrong.

However, even this feeling that "something is not right" would be interrupted from time to time, and suddenly it would feel normal again.

Just like this student Tang Yiping, who occasionally becomes a "cannot be selected" target.

What's the matter?

He stepped back from other matters to take charge of the coordination office's specific operations, and so far, progress has been relatively smooth.

Although we encountered some difficulties, none of them were insurmountable.

As long as we proceed step by step, everything can be resolved perfectly.

At least that's what he thought.

But... when things progressed to a certain point, for some reason, they all became involved with that classmate Tang Yiping.

But once they got involved with Tang Yiping, things suddenly went wrong, turning into some kind of... insurmountable difficulty.

Why is this happening?

Lin Po-xiao was completely baffled.

Is it a hair winder? It wraps up all kinds of hair.
As he was pondering this, there was a knock on the door.

"Reporting! Sun Licheng, leader of the seventh group of Special Operations Team Three, reporting for duty!"

"Come in." Lin Po-xiao temporarily put aside the chaotic thoughts in his mind and looked up at the wall clock.

Sun Licheng was probably reporting the information about the warehouse garrison to him.

However, Sun Licheng's report came later than expected; he had thought it would be around noon.

However, when he saw that Sun Licheng was holding a document, he nodded to himself.

Yes, Sun Licheng spent time writing a formal report after he returned, which is why it took so long.

Yes, it must be because Qian Haoran's performance was too outstanding, which put pressure on him and made him want to perform even better.

Lin Po-xiao really enjoys this healthy competition within his team, and he's happy to see his young subordinates constantly becoming more outstanding and stronger.

"Are you here to report on the garrison situation? Is there anything particularly noteworthy to report?" Lin Po-xiao asked.

The negative entropy monitoring system is important, but the warehouse is also very important, because it may be the next entrance to the other world. And this entrance may be controlled by our side, rather than by the other side. This is an unprecedented strategic advantage.

That's why Lin Po-xiao sent Sun Li-cheng, whom he trusted most, to be the on-site operative for this operation.

“Yes, reporting to Commander Lin, this deployment to Target A consists of 17 special operations team members, 21 research team members, and logistics personnel…” Sun Licheng stood there and began to recite loudly.

"Put the report down, I can look at these data myself," Lin Po-xiao said, pointing with his finger.

“Uh…this isn’t a report about garrisoning,” Sun Licheng said.

Lin Po-xiao: "???"

No, you went to the garrison and didn't write me a report, but brought me another one instead?
What could be more important than being stationed there?
"???"

"This is a report on Tang Yiping." Sun Licheng handed over the report with both hands. "According to my investigation, Tang Yiping is physically weak and relies on a wheelchair for daily travel. He is always slumped in his wheelchair and is almost unable to take care of himself. His paralysis is comparable to that of Stephen Hawking. He is definitely not a peerless warrior who is invincible, who can fight against hundreds of enemies, and who can take the head of an enemy general from the midst of a thousand troops as easily as taking something out of a bag! Absolutely not!"

Lin Po-xiao raised his head and looked at Sun Li-cheng.

Why is your report this time completely different from the last one?

"My investigation last time was not thorough enough and was completely wrong. I apologize!"

Sun Licheng immediately stood at attention, his hands pressed tightly against his trouser seams to hide his nervousness that almost made him wet himself.

Commander Lin, I'm sorry, I have to do this!

I did this to protect you!
If you knew the truth...

Sun Licheng was already imagining the scene of countless cables on the 41st floor roaring and swallowing Lin Po-xiao whole.

I wouldn't mind dying, but I must protect you, Commander Lin!
Without you, there would be no coordination office!
Lin Po-xiao: "???"

To be honest, if such a huge mistake and contrast had occurred in anyone else, Lin Po-xiao would be extremely disappointed in Sun Li-cheng right now.

But... why is it about Tang Yiping again?

What kind of magic does this Tang student possess?
Lin Po-xiao reached out and took the report, weighing it in his hand. It was a thick stack.

He took the report in his hand first, then asked, "Is there anything else worth reporting regarding the garrison at Target A?"

Of course, there's a lot more to report about the warehouse.

For example, what kind of warehouse in this world can't be entered directly and must be navigated through software called Robo-FU? What kind of warehouse allows you to do whatever you want, and that thing will actually happen? What kind of warehouse contains a pitiful-looking girl who is eating a terrifying-looking tentacle in large bites, and has almost finished eating the tentacle!
This is completely abnormal!

But... those things had already been written in the materials that Shen Hong and the others handed over.

They just didn't believe it before and even mocked it.

But there are no new developments to report.

Sun Licheng thought for a moment and said, "Target A is basically in line with the previous summary by the stationed personnel, and there are no issues beyond what was reported."

"Okay." Lin Po-xiao waved his hand, and Sun Li-cheng immediately turned and left.

He felt that Lin Po-xiao was somewhat dissatisfied with his work.

But now, he no longer cares about whether he's satisfied or not.

Sun Licheng opened the door and saw Qian Haoran standing outside, holding a report in his hand.

Sun Licheng nodded to Qian Haoran.

Sigh, you probably came to submit your report because you saw me doing it.

Sun Licheng thought.

Brother, I'm not targeting you personally. All those competitions from before don't matter anymore. This world is far more terrifying than we imagine. Being ignorant is truly a blessing. Keep being happy, brother. I can't go back anymore.

Qian Haoran paused for a moment, then nodded to Sun Licheng.

Hmm, maybe Team Leader Sun was being a little too polite to me because he thought my previous performance was too good? Sigh, Team Leader Sun is overthinking it. If he knew how terribly wrong my previous report was, he wouldn't have been so polite. Submitting this report... sigh...

The two passed each other, and Qian Haoran entered Lin Po-xiao's office.

After a moment, Lin Po-xiao asked Qian Haoran, "You mean that your previous report was completely wrong, and that Tang Yiping is a programmer with extremely strong coding skills, even to the point of being called a genius?"

"Yes, Commander Lin, I was completely wrong before." Qian Haoran lowered his head.

Lin Po-xiao looked at the two reports in his hands, then took out the previous two reports and stacked them together.

Now, he has four completely different reports.

So, which one was right?
Is it correct that Tang Yiping is the first time he's portrayed as an unparalleled warrior with mediocre coding skills, or is it correct that Tang Yiping is the human Stephen Hawking with coding genius this time?
Suddenly, all the careful consideration vanished.

An idea popped into my head:
That must be... Tang Yiping is a human Stephen Hawking plus mediocre code, after all, Tang is just a student!

……

At the same time, on the 8th floor, Brother Ban grabbed Tang Yiping by the neck: "Didn't I tell you not to go? Can't you listen to what I said? What if your talent is taken away too? Are you trying to kill yourself?! What if you die?!"

"Help...help me..." Tang Yiping's eyes were almost rolling back. Brother Ban, I wasn't beaten to death by the people on the other side, but I was almost strangled to death by you!

"You're still yelling for help? Let's see who dares to save you!"

Having exhausted all other options, Tang Yiping pulled out his trump card:

"I'm a student!"

— Successfully feigning weakness activates the "weak are harmless" principle.

But it was no use; Brother Ban's anger wasn't something that could be dealt with in one go.

"I'm a student, I'm a student, I'm a student..."

— Successfully demonstrating weakness, and the harmlessness of the weak is multiplied by 2.

— Successfully demonstrating weakness, and the harmlessness of the weak is multiplied by 3.

— Successfully demonstrating weakness, and the harmlessness of the weak is multiplied by 4.

"Phew..." Brother Ban finally let go of his hand.

It's hard to say whether it was because Tang Yiping was showing weakness, or because he was afraid that he would strangle Tang Yiping.

Tang Yiping sensed his brother's resentment and quickly behaved himself in a docile and harmless manner.

Master! Your disciple knows he was wrong!

I dare you next time.

Brother Ban looked at Tang Yiping, who was panting heavily, with a complicated expression.

"Now that you've got it back, use it well and don't let it down," said Brother Ban.

"Okay, I'll use it to do something big first! I'll return it to you when I'm done!"

Tang Yiping immediately perked up, then ignored what his classmate said next and lowered his head to immerse himself in his programming endeavors once again.

The crackling and popping sounds kept going.

It was late at night when Tang Yiping finally let out a long sigh of relief.

"finished!"

My masterpiece, the life's work of coding genius Tang Yiping!

FOFU - Foralized Order Framework Utility!
F*ck Off For U! (Let's overpower the world!)

(End of this chapter)