I am weak and friendly

Chapter 337 Brother Ban, bear with it, this talent is a bit too much.

"Hirako, I..."

Ban Ge instinctively wanted to refuse.

"Shut up!" Tang Yiping held up a finger to silence Ban Ge. "I've seen through you. Do you really not want your talent? You're just worried that even if you get it back, you won't achieve anything, so you're deliberately avoiding it!"

—[Stab-in-the-knife technique] Successfully executed *1
Huh? Why did I say something so hurtful?

They even resorted to stabbing techniques.

Well, the truth is always hurtful, but it's better than some people deceiving themselves every day!

Brother Ban was stabbed by Tang Yiping, his eyes wide open as if he had been hit hard.

"So, that's what I was thinking?"

"So this is what I was worried about?"

"So, I really am just a coward?"

Have I been avoiding this all along?

Am I just using tactical diligence to cover up my strategic laziness?

"Yes, that's what I've been doing all these years..."

"So that's how it is. So I'm such a coward, someone who's afraid to accept my true self..."

"My so-called diligence turned out to be worthless..."

Brother Ban's resilience seems to be very weak. He was weakened by just one stab from Tang Yiping, and began to doubt and deny himself.

After a moment, Brother Ban finally understood.

Ban's expression gradually became serious. He looked at Tang Yiping and said, "If you insist on returning my talent to me, I... am ready."

"No matter what, I will shoulder my responsibilities! Both to myself and to the world!"

Brother Ban closed his eyes and opened his arms: "Come on!"

"Good, very energetic!" Tang Yiping nodded as he looked at Ban Ge, then looked down at his wheelchair and said, "Entangled Body, help me extract Ban Ge's talent."

There was no movement.

"Entangled body?" Tang Yiping was stunned for a moment. Could it be that he had lost the charging cable?

That can't be right, this girl wouldn't be so easy to lose, after all... who knows where she usually hides.

That charging cable might just be a cover; she might be somewhere she absolutely doesn't want her to go.

Tsk, when I don't want the entangled entity to appear, this thing appears out of nowhere every day, but when I really need it, it disappears.

He crouched down and took a look, and saw that the charging cable was wrapped around the crossbeam under the wheelchair.

Isn't it down there?

"Entangled body, quick, help!" Tang Yiping said.

The charging cable swung its end once, and then... drooped down limply.

Is he faking his death?

—Because this action would harm you, the Entangled Entity has refused your request.
Uh.

Will it harm me?

But... it doesn't really matter.

Think about what I've been through at such a young age. Not only did I suffer from SMA, but I also had late-stage pancreatic cancer, acquired brain injury (more than once), a concussion, and so on…

Anyway, there are all sorts of complicated things, so what's a little more trouble?

Besides, I only have 30 days left to live...

No, there are only 29 days left, what's there to be afraid of?
"Entangled Body? What an entangled body! Entangled Body Baby!!!" Tang Yiping used his trump card.

The tangled mass suddenly raised its head from its limp, drooping position.

Hahaha, I knew you couldn't resist this trick of mine. Understanding customer needs is my intuition!

Just as Tang Yiping began to feel smug, he saw the tangled body trembling and twisting itself around. Immediately, the charging cable emitted a slight "snap" sound, as if it was about to break itself.

A notification flashed before Tang Yiping's eyes:

—Because I cannot refuse your request, and I do not want to hurt you, the Entangled Entity has decided to commit suicide.
???

“No, no, no, no, no!”

Tang Yiping was speechless.

The nature of the [Entangled Body] is surprisingly fierce!
very scary!
But what to do now?
We'll have to think of other ways.

But what other options are there now?

Tang Yiping slowly raised his head from under his wheelchair and looked at Brother Ban.

Brother Ban opened his arms, his eyes closed, with an expression that said, "I will accept my fate, whether it's a mountain of knives or a sea of fire."

She seemed to have not sensed any movement for too long, so she opened her eyes and looked at him in confusion.

Here's the question: What would happen if I told Ban that I actually couldn't give him back his talent?
I'll probably... die, right?

Even if Brother Ban had a particularly good temper, he would still kill himself, right?

Wait a minute, how could my genius Tang Yiping, with such talent, be defeated by such a small difficulty?

An excellent product manager will never succumb to minor difficulties; as long as the goal can be achieved, any means necessary will be employed.

So, if we really can't achieve our goal, it's better to kill Bamba first than to be killed by him...

very scary!
Is this already an internal conflict? This talent is terrifying!
Why is it that no matter how bizarre the idea, there's always a solution?

Is this the terrifying aspect of "Intuitive Blueprints"?

Tang Yiping discovered that he indeed could not retain this talent for long.

Tang Yiping's biggest problem is that all sorts of random ideas are always popping into his mind, and for every idea that appears, the [Intuition Blueprint] will immediately give him a feasible solution.

For example, killing Bangle could be done by having the Entangled Entity strangle him; the Entangled Entity would be more than happy to do so, and it would ensure he wouldn't make a sound. Then, a hat could be placed on him to disguise him as Bangle, and the body could be transported automatically in an electric wheelchair. Bangle himself could then use the Pivot Staff to escape through the window and meet up outside. Using the Stopped City Heart, a suitable hiding place could be found, and Bangle could be hidden using the Incredible Treasure-Hiding Technique. Absolutely no one would be able to find him. To be on the safe side, Bangle could return to his safe residence and hide for a few days. No one would remember him. This would be the perfect crime, plan in progress…

This is terrifying. How could anyone have thought of killing Brother Ban? And they had it all planned out.

Huh? Kill Brother Ban?
Tang Yiping looked up at the prompt in front of him.

[Stab-in-the-knife technique] *1? An absurd idea popped into Tang Yiping's mind.

If one's "stabbing technique" can inject a "weakness" into another's body, then...

What about talent?
No, that's too far-fetched. How can a talent be injected into someone else's body through [Stab-in-the-Knife Technique - Weakness Injection]?

But there's no other way now.

Why not give it a try?
Anyway, since Brother Ban has already prepared, it would be a waste not to give it a try.

right.

At worst, we'll just kill Brother Ban. Any attempts before that are pointless; there won't be any greater losses...

Anyway, he already had a perfect criminal plan.

Tang Yiping felt that there was something wrong with his sense of right and wrong and his values today...

Anyway, I'll give it a try!
Tang Yiping said to Brother Ban, "Brother Ban, bear with it, this talent is a bit too much."

Ban Ge: "???"

Then, Tang Yiping raised his knife and brought it down:
"Brother Ban, you're a coward, a piece of trash!"

—[Stab-in-the-knife technique] Successfully executed *2
And then what? How else can you stab someone in the back?

Yes, it seems that Brother Ban was blaming himself and reflecting on his actions just now. Just repeat it once.

"You're just a weakling who uses tactical diligence to cover up your strategic laziness."

—[Stab-in-the-knife technique] Successfully executed *3
"Working overtime every day but achieving nothing..."

—[Stab-in-the-knife technique] Successfully executed *4
On the seventh stab, the [Stab Technique] finally gave a notification:
—The Homo sapiens [Chen Family] has been marked with the [Stabber Technique].

That's great, Tang Yiping thought. If he stabbed him in the back any further, Brother Ban would really explode.

Ban Ge hasn't managed to take me down in one fell swoop so far, so he must still have some love for me.

Brother Ban, just bear with it a little longer, there's one last cut!

"A weakling like you, even if you had talent, would achieve nothing."

Tang Yiping delivered the final blow.

—The "Stab in the Back" technique was successful; the "Worn-Out Intuitive Blueprint" has been injected.
It worked!
Tang Yiping felt that he had withdrawn from a certain state.

My own brain, which seemed extremely active before, was thinking every single second.

But now, I suddenly feel very tired, as if I've overused my brain.

Moreover, he completed the FOFU programming in a short period of time today, and he was already completely exhausted.

“Alright, Brother Ban,” Tang Yiping said, leaning back. “I need to take a nap.”

Then he heard his colleague say, "Huh? Sleep? Sleep what? Young people should be working hard, get up and keep coding!"

"I just looked at your OIFU, it's really terrible. How could you guys make such a bad software?"

Tang Yiping: "???"

Wow, I was so sarcastic just now, it must be because of Ban's talent.

"It's still pouring rain outside, and a lot of people are counting on your OIFU tonight! How can you sleep? You made such a terrible program for others to use, don't you feel any remorse?"

Tang Yiping was in tears. So, the retribution for my earlier mockery of Brother Ban has come, hasn't it?

"Um, wait, wait, wait." Brother Ban suddenly covered his mouth. "What I just said wasn't what I wanted to say. I'm a little out of control right now. Let me calm down for a bit."

Okay, I know you didn't mean it, Brother Ban.

But my heart still aches so much...

Sigh, is my OIFU really that bad?
Tang Yiping clutched his chest and told himself.

He is your mentor, the one you depend on for survival. Please forgive him!
If you kill him, you'll be all alone inside the mountain gate!
Do you want to be alone with a dim lamp, facing the vast and ancient world by yourself?

Hold back!

Over there, Brother Ban covered his mouth, panting heavily, as if he was desperately trying to suppress some impulse.

But he suddenly turned around: "No, I really can't hold it in anymore. Even if you're angry, I still have to say it. I still think your OIFU is terrible! Absolutely awful!"

Tang Yiping: "..."

At that moment, he remained completely calm.

It doesn't matter if we kill Ban, right? We still have Stoka at the mountain gate, don't we?

Here comes the sword!

Tang Yiping suddenly understood why he could use the [Stab-in-the-Knife Technique - Weakness Injection] to inject this talent into Ban Ge's body.

Isn't a person's talent also a weakness?

Then... that feeling of weakness and being completely dazed came over him, and Tang Yiping yawned: "No... I'm too tired today."

"I'm tired too." Ban yawned. "No... let's go to sleep."

Hahahaha, you weakling, your talent burned out your lifespan in just a few seconds.

Weak chicken.

Talent really is a weakness.

As Tang Yiping thought this, his eyelids began to droop.