I am weak and friendly

Chapter 39 Six Fears More and More Trouble

At 9:40 p.m., Tang Yiping arrived at the street corner where he had met Lola.

"Huh, where are they? Am I late? Did they leave?"

Tang Yiping thought to himself.

But then he suddenly thought... even if he left, where could he go?

Lola, that girl, still lives in the shoe cabinet by her own door.

Even if the monk runs away, the temple can't; even if Lola runs away, the shoe cabinet can't.

So now, should we continue waiting here, or go back to the shoe cabinet and wait?

Of course, there's an even more terrifying possibility: Lola might already be dead. It's not surprising that someone as stupid as her would die.

As Tang Yiping was thinking this, he suddenly heard a sound behind him. He turned around and saw a huge pink thing behind him.

The first word that flashed through Tang Yiping's mind was: Holy crap, peach!

He instinctively maneuvered his wheelchair to create some distance, and then his second thought was: Damn, two peaches!

I stepped back a little more and then I saw what was behind me.

That's a...

A young lady wearing a pink yoga outfit.

She was very tall. When Tang Yiping was in his wheelchair, he could only see her chest when he looked up. Only when he was far away could he see her whole body.

A pink sports top, pink wide-leg yoga pants, a pink headband, and a pink waist wrap.

Like a runaway yoga instructor who just escaped from a class, or someone whose taste is a little hard to describe.

The problem is, it's 9:30 p.m. on a street corner.

This outfit just doesn't match at all.

The lack of a connection left Tang Yiping, a boy with strict family upbringing, unsure of where to look, his eyes darting around nervously.

That's incredibly intimidating!

People riding bicycles or driving by in the distance would turn their heads to take a second look, and even after they had passed by, they would turn back to take another second look.

Then he'd hurl a couple more insults: "Isn't it good to have your headlights on at night?!"

Despite such intense attention, her expression remained unusually calm.

This strange attire, the strange time and place, the strange expression and demeanor, could it be...?

Tang Yiping turned his head again and saw Lola eating a box of stinky tofu next to him.

No suspense.

It seems that the pink-clad girl in front of us is Lux.

Tang Yiping sighed and put his hand to his forehead:
"Tell me, how much did this disguise cost?"

Whoever this guy who rents out his prosthetic body, whether he's crazy or not.
First they dressed Lola up like that, and now they're dressing this voluptuous older woman up like this...

Is it because they're afraid they'll live long enough?
That's full of malice!
Wait, maybe that's why?

Judging from Lola's words, it seems that even if something happens to the prosthetic body, they can still retrieve it and rent it out to others? Is this done in order to quickly retrieve the prosthetic body?
That's for sure.

It's hard to say that someone who can create such beautiful prosthetics lacks aesthetic sense.

There must be some ulterior motive behind dressing them up like this.

What a heartless businessman!
Tang Yiping secretly decided that he must stay far away from Lola and Lux's prosthetic body supplier. Moreover, Tang Yiping dared not even imagine what it would be like if someone photographed him and Lola and Lux ​​appearing on the street together!
The thought of these two completely uncontrollable trouble bombs, sporting such conspicuous prosthetic bodies, running frantically through the streets while he struggled to cope, made Tang Yiping inwardly groan—

Help!
Besides, with her figure, is she really big enough to fit in her own shoe closet?
Should I offer her another closet as her nest?

As Tang Yiping was thinking this, he saw the pink-clad older sister in front of him bow deeply to him:
"Greetings, esteemed Mr. Li Ke Bolun. This outfit is the default skin; I haven't spent any money changing the disguise, and I don't think it's necessary."

"Huh?" Tang Yiping was a little stunned.

Because Lux was Lola's friend, Tang Yiping subconsciously regarded her as someone like Lola, someone who had not been corrupted by intelligence.

But this reaction... it's not quite the same.
Okay, actually it's better to make changes; it can't be any more troublesome than it is now...

He hurriedly returned the greeting: "Hello... Miss Lux, I'm so sorry, I thought..."

I thought you were a wise man, like Lola.

You must not say that.

“You’re too kind, Mr. Rick Boron. You are a pioneer, and I should bow to you as a matter of course,” Lux said. “According to the agreement that my friend Lola made on my behalf with you, I brought an Information Sea Prosthetic to trade with you for information on [Vampire].

"But before we begin the transaction, I must explain to you that this information sea prosthetic has certain flaws and is not entirely complete. Of course, it possesses some advanced functions, such as the ability to move freely within the information sea. Overall, the prosthetic is of acceptable quality and should be worthy of the [Vampire] information. Are you willing to accept this prosthetic and trade the [Vampire] path with me?"

Actually, I can sell the "blood-sucking" product for five yuan. Tang Yiping smelled the scent of 20% Picaridin mosquito repellent on his body and felt at ease.

A world without mosquitoes would be wonderful.

“No problem,” Tang Yiping said.

“Thank you so much, Mr. Rick Boron,” Lux said. “Besides that, I also came here to find or capture a symbiote to make up for my own shortcomings. If you have any leads, I can trade with you.”

"A symbiote?" Tang Yiping asked, puzzled.

"Yes, my potential is limited, and I cannot learn enough job change skills on my own. Therefore, I need to coexist with other weaklings to complete the job change. My goal is to become either [The Vanisher] or [The Entangled], both of which can be used in conjunction with the [Vampire] skill to complete the job change."

What nonsense?
Tang Yiping frowned, then suddenly thought of something.

Wait a minute, this strange name seems a bit like my own [Stacking Insect]?

The system said that the [Stacking Insect] is also a "weakling," and it also has strange abilities.

So, does that mean the [Stacking Insect] is its own symbiote?
in other words……

Could it be that behind Lola and Lux's prosthetic bodies are creatures like the Stacker Worms?
Is my own system actually designed for this kind of "weak"?

"I'm sorry, I don't have any clues related to these two 'weak' groups. What are they used for?" Tang Yiping asked.

“It is difficult for me to describe to you how they manifest in this world right now, because I do not understand this world, and I may need to gather more information before I can know.”

In any case, Tang Yiping felt that communicating with Lux was much more comfortable than communicating with the rambling Lola.

“Then let’s begin the transaction.” Lux pointed at Tang Yiping: “You are Lola’s friend. Lola trusts you, and I trust you too. I am willing to pay you the price first.”

—The user [Lux] from the Survival Guide for the Weak will trade you a [Low-Tier Incomplete Prosthetic Body] (for use in the Information Sea). Do you accept?
Accept! Accept!
After Tang Yiping accepted, he saw a new line at the bottom of his system:
Item: [Low-Tier Incomplete Prosthetic Body] (Information Sea Exclusive)
Lux, I love you!
Even though it's low-level and incomplete, I still love you!
“Now I should give you a clue about the [blood-sucking], but not here. Let’s go somewhere else,” Tang Yiping said.

In just a short while, Tang Yiping had already seen a food delivery driver fall to the ground, and a private car scrape the curb. As for the number of people who had raised their phones to take pictures, he had no idea.

Tang Yiping doesn't want to be on the local trending topics again tomorrow!

The most important thing is to get out of here quickly!

"Lola, push me this way, Miss Lux, this way." Tang Yiping switched to Lola's power source with practiced ease. "Oh, and give me a piece of stinky tofu!"

He snatched a piece of stinky tofu from Lola's reluctant hand and ate it. He then asked Lola in a low voice, "Hey, Lola, how come Lux is completely different from you?"

“Right? Lux is a tree of wisdom, but she’s quite dull, not as smart as me,” said Lola, who has been clever since childhood.

(End of this chapter)