I am weak and friendly

Chapter 57 Medical Miracle, [Epilepsy] Ejection! (Thanks to Alliance Leader StevenZ)

Tang Yiping spent a lot of time unpacking his things at the dormitory where he was staying with his classmate.

Actually, he didn't have much stuff; it just took him a lot of time to restore the dormitory to its original state and clean it again.

Then I called my classmate and told him that I no longer needed to stay at his place.

After saying goodbye and thanking the dormitory supervisor who had been secretly taking care of him for a long time, Tang Yiping officially ended his "illegal freeloading" career.

Then the next round of illegal lodging begins.

Back in the house he had taken in, Tang Yiping packed all his belongings into the closet in the second bedroom. It was already three or four in the afternoon.

Looking at the small room filled with his own things, Tang Yiping felt a little emotional.

Now that I've officially moved into this house, finding the water and electricity numbers has become even more necessary.

For things like water and electricity, agreements need to be signed. Master Tang has a habit of keeping all these agreements.

Tang Yiping felt that the homeowner was a very organized person and should keep the house.

So these things should be kept in the study.

Tang Yiping pushed open the study door and was once again stunned by the many books on urban construction and urban planning. He picked one up and flipped through it, and before he knew it, he had been reading for a long time.

After putting the book back, Tang Yiping began to search carefully from top to bottom.

A moment later, his gaze fell on the top of the bookshelf.

There was a row of notebooks, from kraft paper "work notes" to old-fashioned red plastic notebooks, then to plastic notebooks of various colors, and finally to black imitation leather notebooks...

I don't know if this is the old man's work notes or diary.

Beside these diaries was a semi-transparent accordion clip, vaguely revealing many receipts inside.

The only problem now is.

Everything was placed on the top shelf of the bookshelf, out of Tang Yiping's reach.

This is a wall-to-wall bookshelf, with the top touching the ceiling and about two meters above the ground. Even if Tang Yiping stood up, he couldn't reach it unless he could jump.

Of course, there are other ways besides jumping up, such as poking it down with a mop handle or something similar.

But then an idea suddenly popped into my head.

Should I try... to see if I can jump?
When Tang Yiping helped Liu Chengyuan, he accidentally learned about secondary epilepsy. During a secondary epileptic seizure, Tang Yiping made a discovery.

That is... his body is full of power!
SMA is a disease characterized by nerve atrophy and weakened nerve transmission. Patients with this disease do not have any problems with the muscles in their limbs; the problem is that signals cannot be transmitted and they cannot control their limbs.

Therefore, Tang Yiping's lower limbs are weak, and he is unable to stand up and move.

But... what is epilepsy?
Epilepsy is caused by abnormal electrical activity in the brain.

To draw an analogy, Tang Yiping's muscles are like the engine, and his nerves are like the wires.

The engine is running slowly and has little power because the resistance of the wires is too high, which affects the power of the muscles.

In this situation, if you want to increase the power, you just need to increase the voltage, right?
Epilepsy is caused by the brain automatically increasing pressure.

In cases of epilepsy, the body automatically enters a state of "tetanic contraction," which manifests as stiffness and tension in the limbs. Medically, this is described as: flexion of the upper limbs, extension of the lower limbs, tilting of the head back, and clenched jaw...

In layman's terms, it means clenching your fists, squeezing your arms together, tilting your head back, clenching your teeth, and then suddenly kicking your legs out!
This is practically a catapult launch posture, isn't it!
After discovering this, Tang Yiping was filled with anticipation.

It's itchy, like a kitten is scratching me.

Although he kept telling himself that if you don't court death, you won't die.

But how can humanity progress without courting disasters, right?
Give it a try! Give it a try!
Trying it won't kill you!

Give it a try!
It was as if a demon was chanting incessantly in Tang Yiping's mind.

The temptation to jump up again is just too great!
Finally, Tang Yiping could no longer contain himself. He put his feet on the ground, adjusted the position of his wheelchair, then raised his hands, looked up, and took a deep breath...

Then, suddenly remembering something, I took out my phone, placed it next to me, adjusted its position, turned on the camera, and then returned to my original position.

Friends, brothers, the moment to witness a medical miracle has arrived!
He activated secondary epilepsy.

In an instant, lightning, colors, dizziness, and excruciating pain all struck at once. Then, Tang Yiping felt his legs spring out like springs, and with a "whoosh," he jumped up.

As fast as the wind!

Soar as high as the sky!

It feels like flying!

I jumped up!
Wait...did I jump a little too high?

Wait a minute—

"Bam—"

"Ouch—"

"Snapped--"

Tang Yiping was dizzy from the impact and fell flat on his face. He lay sprawled on the ground and reached out to grab the accordion clip that had just fallen and hit him in the face, almost disfiguring him. He laughed out loud!

Good news, the ejection was successful. Bad news, this ejection was a life-threatening experience.

But it's okay, this is still good news!
Life doesn't matter, it won't last long anyway.

Anyway, I... jumped up again!

"Hahahahahaha..." Tang Yiping lay on the ground, pointed at the sky, and roared, "F*** your SMA! You didn't expect that, did you? I can also run using a bug! Ahahahahahaha!"

"I'm awesome!"

"I'm so awesome!"

At this moment, although Tang Yiping had fallen very miserably, he was still overjoyed.

He couldn't remember the last time he jumped up.

He took his phone back and watched the footage of himself jumping over and over again, feeling incredibly cool.

If I adjust myself and practice more, I might even be able to dunk!
The thought of sitting in a wheelchair on the basketball court, then jumping up and dunking from the spot makes me feel incredibly cool.

Just ...

"Next time I use this trick, I need to buy a helmet." Tang Yiping rubbed his forehead, where a large bump had appeared, and it was probably swollen.

Then he rubbed his neck again: "Hmm... I might not have enough helmets, I need to buy a full-face helmet."

Without further ado, Tang Yiping opened his phone and placed an order.

Then he opened the accordion case, inside which were various receipts, neatly categorized and organized.

Broadband, water, electricity, gas, property management fees...

Tang Yiping was so moved when he saw the receipts arranged in chronological order that he almost cried—he absolutely refused to admit that it was because of the pain.

Water and electricity, top up! Broadband, top up! Gas… never mind, I don't cook. Property management fees…wait, it's been several years already? Mr. Tang is always so stingy with the property management fees, tsk…sigh…

After he finished topping up his account, he confidently turned on the air conditioner. Smelling the dusty smell emanating from the unit, which hadn't been used in years, Tang Yiping clasped his hands together and offered a prayer to the sky:

"Thank you, sir, thank you for your spirit in heaven, for not only giving me a place to stay, but also allowing me to spend a cool night. If you need anything, please visit me in my dreams tonight, and I will do my utmost to help..."

In fact, Tang Yiping did not believe in ghosts or gods, but at this moment, this was the only way he could express his gratitude.

But before he could finish speaking, the dusty landline on his desk in the study rang.

"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring..."

Tang Yiping was completely dumbfounded.

"Old man, I meant you should appear in my dream, not call me!"

The phone stopped ringing.

As expected, the old man still chose to appear in my dream at night?
Great.

No, this is even more terrifying!
Before Tang Yiping could finish complaining, the phone rang again.

"Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring..."

It seemed as if Tang Yiping wouldn't stop if he didn't accept the call.

Tang Yiping hesitated for a moment before finally answering the phone: "Hello...?"

"That's great!" A hurried yet delighted female voice came from the other end of the line. "Finally, someone answered the phone. This is the special care ward of Hailing No. 1 Hospital. May I ask what your relationship is with Mr. Du Yuanshan?"

Tang Yiping's gaze shifted to the receipts on the desk.

It says:

"Head of household: Du Yuanshan".

"The old man's condition is very bad right now. Are you his family member? Could you come to the hospital?"

The person on the other end asked.

　Thanks to StevenZ, the first patron of this book.

　　SZ is also a long-time reader (among the young men in the long-time reader group, Uncle Ha has watched these young people go through high school, college, graduation, and work), thank you for your continued support.

　　Uncle Ha should have added an extra chapter as a thank you, but it's currently the new book release period, so I can't add an extra chapter for now~ I'll owe it to him for now.

　　Moreover, this book is on a subject that no one has written about before, so it is actually quite difficult to write. Basically, I wrote half of it and then cut the other half.

　　Let me accumulate a few more manuscripts before publishing them, and then I'll update them all at once.

　　This book has finally come a long way, and it's at least no longer just a one-off recommendation. If nothing unexpected happens, it should be getting more recommendations.

　　thanks for your support.

　　And please continue reading!
　　Tuesday's follow-up reading is especially important, as it determines whether Uncle Ha can be recommended.

　　Thank you with a deep bow.
　　

(End of this chapter)