I am weak and friendly

Chapter 62 The Nurse's Terrible Idea

"You mean, we can find people to pretend to be the old lady's grandchildren?" Tang Yiping's eyes widened. "This...is that even possible?"

“Why not? The old man is just clinging to his obsession… Besides, we can’t find his family, right… Even if we did, those ungrateful wretches… Hmph.” The round-faced nurse glanced at the still-sleeping old man and lowered her voice, “The important thing is the old man himself. If we can let him pass away peacefully, that’s enough, isn’t it…”

Tang Yiping thought about it carefully, and you know what, it really was a good idea.

It's a good solution when there's no other way.

Tang Yiping gave the nurse a thumbs up, then looked at Qiu Zhaodong, seeking his opinion.

“Although this is considered deception… it’s a last resort,” Qiu Zhaodong said. “Impersonating his son is probably not feasible, but if the old man has never seen his grandchildren, it might actually work…”

He also agreed with the idea.

"This isn't deception, is it? If this is deception, then placebos are deception too," Tang Yiping said. "Right now, all we need to do is find two people of similar age. Do you have any candidates?"

Then, Tang Yiping saw that the round-faced nurse was looking at him.

Then look at Qiu Zhaodong, who is also looking at him.

“Tang, I think you’re quite suitable…” the round-faced nurse said.

Tang Yiping: ? ? ?

"You mean, you want me to pretend to be the old man's grandson?" Tang Yiping was dumbfounded.

How can you say such cold things with lips that are 37 degrees Celsius?

"No...no way! This won't do!" He shook his head. "This is deception!"

"You just said it was a great idea!" the nurse complained.

"Is a placebo also a form of deception?" Qiu Zhaodong added insult to injury.

So you're all waiting here to ambush me, aren't you?

So you've all planned to retaliate in kind, haven't you?

You guys dug this pit a long time ago, didn't you?

"Don't you have a younger brother or anything?" Tang Yiping broke down.

"My brother? He's as strong as an ox, but as stupid as a pig! All he does is scroll through his phone all day. If he came, he'd be exposed in a second!"

"Now that you mention it, my son is the same," Qiu Zhaodong sighed.

“But he knows me…” Tang Yiping actually felt that he might actually be a suitable candidate, but there was a major flaw in this. “He saw me just now, and I even talked to him.”

“That makes sense logically,” the round-faced nurse said. “You only came to see him because he was seriously ill, because you haven’t forgiven him yet and don’t intend to acknowledge him.”

"But seeing how much he regretted it, how much pain he was in, you decided to forgive him and reunite with him as his grandson! Then, in the final days of an old man, you achieved mutual redemption... Of course, if you want the plot to be even more exciting, you should have been an alcoholic, you know, you know, you know, after the old man passed away, you were reborn..."

What a melodramatic plot! You're truly an Oscar-winning screenwriter whose talent was wasted on being a nurse.

Even though I'm an alcoholic, well, well, well, well, I'm still a good boy, right?

Tang Yiping was speechless.

This is incredibly unreliable.

Qiu Zhaodong said to Tang Yiping, "Actually, given Old Master Du's age and current physical condition, his eyesight, hearing, and perception have all declined significantly. He may not be able to recognize who you are or even your voice. It would be very feasible to have Xiao Zhao do some makeup for you."

"I'm really good at makeup!" The round-faced nurse pointed to herself with her thumb.

“We are still missing a granddaughter… Tang, do you know any girls around the same age?” the round-faced nurse asked.

"Never been in a relationship, completely isolated from the opposite sex, doing an internship in another city."

Tang Yiping used three words to accurately describe his situation.

Ah, not completely insulated, Ze has patted my head. As for Lola and Lux, they're different species.

"Then I'll look for a suitable candidate." The round-faced nurse left.

"I'm heading back to my office now to show off my new version to my senior!" Qiu Zhaodong said. "Tang, if you need anything, just come find me in the doctor's on-call room!"

Tang Yiping sensed that Qiu Zhaodong had an irrepressible excitement about him, and he couldn't help but smile when he thought of how Master Tang had reacted when he got a new toy.

Men are young until they die.

After a while, the round-faced nurse returned and pushed in a hospital bed, which she placed next to the old man.

"Tang, please feel free to sleep here tonight. Just call me when you want to get into bed, and press the call button if you need anything. I'll be here all night. I'm a professional nurse, and I can help you with many things, so don't be shy." After saying this, the round-faced nurse felt embarrassed herself and said, "Um, Tang, could you also install the chief nurse's app for me?"

After Tang Yiping finished, the other young ladies and two other doctors also arrived.

The two doctors looked like they had rushed back, and it wasn't their shift today.

They seemed afraid that Tang Yiping would leave tomorrow and they wouldn't make it in time.

For more than an hour, Tang Yiping was helping people install things.

There were more cell phones in front of me than cell phone repairmen.

Okay, so I'm doing on-the-ground promotion, huh!

After you finish installing it, do I have to give you a 10 yuan red envelope or 20 eggs?
Thank you for installing my app?

Tang Yiping felt that he had to put the APP packaging technology on the agenda.

Otherwise, I'll be exhausted sooner or later.

Of course, it wasn't without its gains.

Milk tea and various snacks and late-night treats were piled up on Tang Yiping's hospital bedside table.

After everyone had finished installing, Tang Yiping was exhausted and decided to go to bed to rest.

Then, I'll begin my release work for tonight!

Tang Yiping left the ward door slightly ajar and took a quick stroll around the room.

Apart from a slight smell of disinfectant, the ward was very comfortable.

Moreover, the facilities for accessibility are very comprehensive.

Tang Yiping simply did a round of rehabilitation exercises by holding onto the handrail on the wall. After sweating profusely, he took a shower and then climbed into bed.

The round-faced nurse must have put an extra layer of mattress on him and stuffed two pillows in for him.

It's so comfortable to lie on.

He pressed the electric button, adjusted the headboard of the bed to a comfortable position, placed his laptop on the small table, patted it twice, and started the computer. Tang Yiping felt extremely comfortable.

At times like these, wouldn't it be wonderful to watch a movie instead of working?
Well, let's get right to it. There's no rush to release the version; the night is still long.

Tang Yiping found a movie online, and after watching less than 20 minutes, a notification popped up in front of him:
—LolaC29741297B1X: Lux, are you sure the [Entanglement] is here?
Tang Yiping was taken aback.

Why did this message suddenly pop up?

Tang Yiping opened the "People Nearby" feature and saw two green dots appearing not far from the hospital.

【User-LolaC29741297B1X-No Occupation】, 【User-LuxL78456231C2X-No Occupation】.

A message appeared on the dot representing Lux: "Yes, the detector indicates it's right ahead."

What are these two doing here?
Looking for "entangled bodies"?
Is the entangled body in this vicinity?
Tang Yiping immediately became interested.

(End of this chapter)