I am weak and friendly

The password to Chapter 68 is, "Grandpa, I'm your long-lost granddaughter!"

Early in the morning, Tang Yiping's wheelchair was driven out of the ward building.

He yawned, stretched, and let a tear squeezed from the corner of his eye glisten in the sunlight.

Then let your spine and neck crack as you stretch.

Then he drove to the hospital entrance.

He didn't sleep well last night.

First, I stayed up most of the night writing code, and then finally released a new version.

Even though it was the middle of the night, it successfully generated a lot of buzz on the forum.

Tang Yiping spent most of the night browsing forums, absorbing all the emotional value before finally going to sleep soundly.

However, he couldn't sleep too soundly. Every now and then, he would wake up to give Old Man Du Yuanshan a "Friendly Beacon" so that he could get a full night's sleep.

Then keep an eye on Lola and Lux ​​outside the hospital, lest they really do something stupid.

After finally making it to morning, Tang Yiping found Qiu Zhaodong, who was still sleepy, and installed the latest version of the software for him.

"It's been updated already?" Qiu Zhaodong asked, puzzled.

"Yes."

"Did you add the feature I suggested yesterday?"

"Yes."

"How did the expert know I needed these two features?"

"They're big shots, maybe they've done their research."

"Really?"

Qiu Zhaodong felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.

"A true master is indeed a master," Qiu Zhaodong remarked, happily studying the new version.

I've decided to go and show off to my senior brother later.

“I don’t think the old man is in good condition. We can’t waste any more time.” Tang Yiping personally experienced the old man’s condition last night. He is probably the person who understands the old man’s condition better than all the instruments and Qiu Zhaodong.

"But I haven't found a suitable candidate yet..." The round-faced nurse looked worried.

People nowadays have become atomized; if you're not the same age as someone, you can only find them among your relatives.

Moreover, many people who had initially agreed to be "granddaughters" of an elderly person who was about to die declined the offer.

This was not a good thing, the round-faced nurse understood, but she was also desperate.

If she could, she would even like to pretend to be the granddaughter herself.

Tang Yiping sighed and said, "I have a less-than-ideal candidate, a very unsuitable one, but I'm afraid we can't delay any longer."

Because the other party is not actually a person.

But it was the only option left.

Outside the hospital, Tang Yiping looked around, then walked straight to a cardboard box in the corner and knocked on it.

"Who is it? There are people inside. Can't you go find your own lair?" came Lola's impatient voice from inside.

I don't know how many scavenging aunties she was frightened by, or how many scavenging aunties she frightened.

Tang Yiping observed three seconds of silence for the nearby scavenging aunt.

"it's me."

“Li Ke Boren?” Lola’s head popped out of the box immediately. “Are you alright?”

"Why would something happen to me?"

"There were so many black and green stripes here yesterday..." Lola still shudders when she recalls it; it was terrifying!

"By the way, aren't you afraid of the black and green stripes... Li Ke Boren, what kind of creature are you?" Lola began to doubt the true identity of Tang Yiping beneath his prosthetic body.

"Let's go, I'll take you through a dungeon... no, I'll take you to find the [Entangled Body]," Tang Yiping said.

"How did you know we were looking for the [Entangled Body]?" Lola asked, puzzled.

Tang Yiping didn't answer. He looked around and saw Lux striking a flying yoga pose behind a large tree by the roadside. It was a generous tree; where there are large trees, there is vitality.

So, next to Lux, some people were filming videos, some were taking photos, some were live streaming, some were singing, some were dancing, some were live streaming themselves eating poop, and some were breaking rocks on their chests.

The pink tree remained unmoved, simply stretching itself out quietly with an all-encompassing heart, maintaining the posture it had held all night.

Let yourself become an artificial tourist attraction, enriching this desert of numbers and traffic.

"Lux." Tang Yiping called out, and Lux ​​opened her eyes, nodded to Tang Yiping, composed herself, and walked towards him.

The moment the pink tree moved, it immediately attracted everyone's attention.

"Ah, don't go! I just started my live stream!"

"I've already eaten half of it! This is awful, let me finish it before I leave! I don't want to eat it again!"

"Babies, our 'escaped yoga princess' has just finished her roadside yoga session and is about to leave. Let's follow her..."

"Wait, those are a brother and sister in wheelchairs!"

"Ah, it's her, the fragile sister! It's him, the brother in the wheelchair! It's him! It's him! It's him!"

"Hurry up!" Tang Yiping quickly sped up.

“But it’s dangerous there, and it’s daytime!” Lola said.

Foolish Lola, let's not even talk about how dangerous the hospital is at night. The hospital wards are locked at night, so you can't get in!

Tang Yiping didn't even know how to complain anymore.

Is it only the right time to tackle a dungeon when it's closed?

Behind him, the security guard blocked the swarm of viewers eager for more live streams: "Stop! Live streaming is prohibited inside the hospital! No live streaming! I said stop! If you keep doing this, I'll call the police!"

"Mr. Li Ke Bolun!" Tang Yiping finally breathed a sigh of relief as he ran into the ward building and into the stairwell.

too frightening.

What's the situation?
How did Lux ​​become an internet celebrity?

Wait, that's a silly question.

A woman who can turn a map red just by standing on the roadside—no wonder she's an internet celebrity.

Wherever she is, even the internet becomes popular!

"Mr. Firstborn Rico Bolon, have you found the Entangled Body?" Lux asked. "We see you with the Entangled Body."

"Yes," Tang Yiping said shamelessly.

"I didn't expect you to have already subdued it. It seems I need to find a new [Entangled Body]."

No, I didn't.

I don't even know what an "entangled body" is.

"No, I've only found it temporarily. You'll need to subdue it yourself to get it," Tang Yiping said. "This is an extremely difficult instance. We must proceed with caution. You must follow my instructions to find an opportunity to locate the [Entangled Entity] and capture it!"

“A copy?” Lux’s eyes lit up. “Is it a unique existence in this world? Mr. Li Ke Boren, you know so much.”

“That’s right.” Tang Yiping casually instilled the wrong idea in the two poor little ones. “There are many powerful beings inside. Next, Lola and I will be responsible for attracting everyone’s attention, while Lux, you will take the opportunity to find and capture the [Entangled Entities].

“I… am responsible for attracting attention?” Lola trembled.

“That’s right, the mechanics of this dungeon are like this… The biggest boss inside is an old man lying in bed. He’s very, very scary. You have to try your best to make him happy, so when you see him, you have to say to him: ‘Grandpa, I’m your long-lost granddaughter!’ Come on, say it once!”

"Grandpa, I am your long-lost granddaughter!"

"Hey, good girl!" Tang Yiping patted Lola's head.

Then he smacked his lips and savored it.

Strange, teasing Lola doesn't feel satisfying at all!

Sigh, is it because they're too stupid that it's not fun to bully them?

Tang Yiping felt utterly bored.

"No emotion. Call it again."

(End of this chapter)