I am weak and friendly

Chapter 74 You're in Charge of the [Concussion] (Please Read On)
At the hospital entrance, Tang Yiping met up with Lux and Lola. Just as they were about to leave, they were stopped by someone.

Tang Yiping looked up and saw the round-faced nurse glaring at him angrily: "Tang, where are you going?"

"Uh...I...I'm going home!"

"Go home?" the round-faced nurse said. "Have you forgotten you're a patient now? You might have a severe concussion!"

"Ah... this..." Tang Yiping scratched his head, "I think I'm fine!"

"No, you have a severe concussion. You have a splitting headache, are dizzy, and feel lightheaded. You can't get out of bed at all, so you can only stay in the special care ward."

Tang Yiping: "???"

"The head nurse said the two guys who hit you need to be examined," the round-faced nurse said in a low voice. "They insist that you hit them, and that their injuries are serious... Humph, these people are actually trying to deny it! Is there no law anymore?!"

"The director has already prepared your admission procedures. Once you're admitted, he'll give you a test order and check everything that can be checked. We can't miss any injuries."

"Uh..." Tang Yiping knew his own situation. He slept soundly all night and there was no pain anywhere on his body, so there was no injury.

“Besides, even if the test results are normal, it doesn’t mean you don’t have a concussion. You’re just insisting that…” The round-faced nurse finished the first sentence in a low voice, then raised her voice again, put her hands on her hips, and said, “So, I won’t allow you to say you didn’t have a concussion!”

"This..." Tang Yiping didn't know what to say for a moment.

It's the weekend. Am I really going to spend this precious weekend in the hospital?

But when Tang Yiping thought about how comfortable the hospital beds were, with their automatic height adjustment, he thought it wasn't impossible!

Anyway, I don't have much of a leisure life.

"Um... will hospitalization be very expensive?" Tang Yiping asked cautiously.

It sounds strange, and it doesn't seem like it, so you probably wouldn't have guessed, but actually I'm a penniless person.

"What are you talking about!" the round-faced nurse exclaimed. "You were doing a heroic act, and you got injured protecting us in the hospital! How could we possibly charge you? The hospital administration will cover all your examination and hospitalization costs with special funds. The head doctor has already opened a fast track for you; all your examinations will be skipped, and you've been given the best ward. As for those two guys, the legal department will handle it, claiming your medical expenses and compensation, pursuing further accountability, and demanding further compensation... Oh, and the hospital administration will also send you a banner and a bonus..."

"Then what should I do?" Tang Yiping was dumbfounded.

So, I don't have to do anything?

"You'll be responsible for the concussion," the round-faced nurse said firmly.

I understand, I'm responsible for concussions... but what do I know about concussions?!
Tang Yiping felt that his mission was of great importance.

"Let's go back!" the round-faced nurse said. "It's too hot outside, and you have a severe concussion; you can't stay outside any longer!"

Fine.

Tang Yiping could only say goodbye to Lola and the others and prepare to return to his ward.

“Mr. Rick Boren, are you injured?” Lux asked.

"Uh..." Tang Yiping didn't know how to explain his current state.

I was injured, but actually I wasn't really injured. If I say I wasn't injured, I actually have a concussion, but if I say I have a concussion, I don't even know it myself.

“Let me take care of you!” Lux said. “We, the Tree of Wisdom, are best at taking care of the sick and injured!”

"No need," Tang Yiping quickly refused.

To be honest, even though I knew Lux wasn't human, the sense of oppression in her presence was still too strong.

Tang Yiping was afraid he wouldn't be able to sleep.

"The ward arranged by the head doctor allows family members to stay with the patient," the round-faced nurse said. "Come on in!"

Tang Yiping felt that the round-faced nurse might have misunderstood something. "Are you coming?" she asked Lola.

"Does the place you went have stinky tofu?" Lola asked.

"No." Tang Yiping shook his head.

"Oh~" Lola said, "Then I won't go. Goodbye Lux, goodbye Rick Boren, I'm going to eat stinky tofu!"

Tsk, heartless Lola.

Tang Yiping didn't know what to say.

Tang Yiping returned to the ward. Perhaps worried that the scene would trigger his emotions, Qiu Zhaodong arranged for him to stay in the ward on the other side, accessible through a passageway on the other side. The ward was very large, even larger than the one where Du Yuanshan had stayed before.

"You can stay here comfortably for a week." Qiu Zhaodong waved his hand and, without even panting, arranged Tang Yiping's funeral. "Today, get your concussion and other basic tests done. Tomorrow, I've arranged a neurology consultation and psychological counseling. The day after tomorrow, I've arranged a rehabilitation consultation to develop a rehabilitation plan for you. And the day after that..."

"Uncle, I have a job..." Tang Yiping said weakly, already imagining himself having tube after tube of blood drawn until he was completely drained.

Besides, if I don't go back for a week, the company might go bankrupt!

No way! The company has such a great atmosphere!

"Work? Aren't you a college student on summer vacation? An intern?" Qiu Zhaodong waved his hand dismissively, making arrangements for Tang Yiping's funeral without even panting. "It's alright, I'll have the legal department get you compensation for lost wages!"

"I'm the backbone of our company. If I don't go back, our company will go bankrupt..." Tang Yiping never expected to say such a thing.

“Alright…” Qiu Zhaodong sighed helplessly. For some reason, he didn’t think Tang Yiping was bragging. “Then you can stay for two days. You can come and do the rest of the tests whenever you want… Sigh, everyone is really curious and wants to see you in person.”

Tang Yiping: "???"

Am I a giant panda?

So, that's why they arranged so many tests for me?
“However, you must do this check-up today, and you must do it properly,” Qiu Zhaodong said earnestly. “Xiao Zhao already told you, right?”

Tang Yiping said, "I understand."

Well... it seems this concussion is inevitable.

Fortunately, we had a contingency plan.

After Qiu Zhaodong finished speaking, he arranged for the round-faced nurse and Lak to take Tang Yiping for a check-up.

The pink-haired escaped yoga instructor, with her slightly curly long hair that seemed to move without wind, pushed Tang Yiping along the way, attracting the attention of countless people.

When Tang Yiping arrived at the CT room, he saw a person with his arm, right leg, and neck all in place, and his head wrapped in bandages, queuing up.

"Brother, what's wrong?" Tang Yiping asked.

The man glanced at Tang Yiping but didn't answer, his gaze fixed on the headlights behind Tang Yiping.

Pushing his wheelchair, the woman with a somewhat distressed expression sighed, "He was hit by a car, and the doctor said he might have a severe concussion."

understood.

Tang Yiping looked at the man in front of him and stared at him intently.

Just as Lux was about to lose her temper from his stare, a notification flashed before Tang Yiping's eyes:

—You have discerned the weaknesses of unknown Homo sapiens [concussion] and [multiple fractures], and learned from them.

I knew it! Nobody knows more about concussions than me... Ouch, that really hurts!
(End of this chapter)