He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 201 The Little Fairy Calls the Police, Just What He Wanted (Bonus Chapter 1)

Li Ji glanced at Dai Lulu's phone screen.

"What the heck? Why did you fill in all of them? Are you really mentally ill?"

He and Shark Baby instinctively started backing away.

The two quickly crashed into the TV cabinet, finding themselves with nowhere to retreat.

Delulu, panting heavily, pressed closer step by step, her back arched high.

The light cast shadows on the faces of Li Ji and his companion.

Li Ji and Sha Bao silently clasped each other's hands.

He had no idea what kind of crazy thing Delulu would do this time.

Suddenly, Dailu hugged Li Ji's leg and cried out, "Please, please do it for me! I really need this job, meow!"

"Eh?"

Li Ji blinked his innocent eyes and scratched his head in confusion.

"Why is this not what I expected?"

Shark Baby retorted, "Do you have masochistic tendencies?"

"Don't talk nonsense, I didn't."

"You two, stop chatting! There are only five minutes left, meow!"

Li Ji quickly finished the written test for Dai Lulu.

Seeing Li Ji press the submit button, Dai Lulu finally felt relieved.

She lay on her back on the bed, looking as if she had just died, staring blankly at the ceiling.

"Finally over, meow. Does passing the written test mean I'll get the job, meow?"

"Of course not, let me see the process manual they sent me."

Li Ji opened the PDF file attached to the email.

It's filled with beautifully designed pictures and text, although 80% of the content is worthless.

[Interview Process: Online Written Test – In-person Group Interview – In-person Business Interview – In-person HR Interview – In-person CEO Interview]

"The process is so long."

"Why are there so many cats in the noodles?"

"Who knows."

"Humans always make simple things complicated, meow."

Is it easy to find a job in the Interstellar Alliance?

"I've never looked for a job, how would I know, meow?"

Delulu jumped out of bed.

"However, my older siblings went through the interview process, which was quite convenient. They just told my mom while they were eating, and then went to work. Would you say that counts as a CEO interview?"

"This isn't an interview at all!"

The topic of job hunting evoked memories for the professors in the monitoring room.

Professor Oscar Wilde, reclining on the dragon throne, remarked, "When I was about to graduate, I heard that the class was going to be downsized and no more teachers would be hired. In a panic, I went out to look for a job."

Professor Qi asked, "What kind of jobs can we Earth Science majors find?"

"Earth science is definitely not helpful anymore. I went for an interview at a gas purification company that is responsible for the development of new planets. When exploring a new planet, a new atmospheric environment layer needs to be built, and I will be responsible for crawling into the air conversion machine. My metabolite is ozone, so there is quite a market for it. People from our home planet who can't find a job all do this."

His Majesty the Emperor chimed in, "It sounds like it would be bad for your health. Luckily, it wasn't downsized, otherwise Earth Sciences would have lost an outstanding professor."

“I am very grateful to the school. I didn’t even pass the job interview back then.”

"Does that job require an interview?"

"It wasn't really an interview, it was just a physical examination. I was deemed unfit because I ingested too many gaseous impurities during my Earth research."

Professor D said while raising his leg high, "That's how Earth is, dirty and chaotic. I even got diarrhea when I ate shit on Earth."

Professor Piyande looked at him with disdain: "Why don't you eat more of that stuff?"

"Why? It's very nutritious." "Never mind then."

His Highness the Crown Prince attentively recorded the experiences of Li Ji and the others.

"I never imagined that in just a few decades, the labor relations of people on Earth would undergo such a dramatic change. Li Ji was right after all."

Professor Wilde remarked, "Li Ji is such a perceptive child. During his previous research trips, he must have been paying close attention to various aspects of the Earth. There aren't many children with such a thirst for knowledge anymore. Who can connect him with the child who was perpetually absent just a few months ago?"

"It's already a good thing if most kids can graduate safely and not go to jail."

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A police station in Shanghai.

"The recent incident of a deliveryman from a vulnerable group climbing a building has caused a huge uproar online, and the public opinion is very negative. You must thoroughly investigate this matter. The woman involved should be arrested as soon as possible, and the deliveryman should also be subject to administrative penalties and criticism and education in accordance with the law. You must give the public an explanation."

"Understood, we will definitely handle this matter seriously."

Officer Liu hung up the phone and then heard his colleague say that someone outside had come to report a crime.

He hurriedly walked towards the police station lobby, carrying his thermos.

Before even passing through the glass door, one could hear a woman's delicate sobbing coming from the hall.

"He just suddenly appeared outside my window like that."

"I was really scared to death."

"After a day of internal struggle, I still feel like I can't get over this hurdle. I have nightmares all night, all I can see is his face."

"I feel like I'm completely dirty."

"I have to call the police. You must arrest him."

Officer Liu pushed open the glass door to find the source of the sound.

Besides the police officers, there was only one woman in the lobby, who was slightly plump and wearing a floral dress.

She weighed over 200 pounds, and the reception chair looked like a child's chair against her imposing back.

Officer Liu looked around but still couldn't find the source of the sound.

Who is crying?

"It's me~"

The woman turned around, her fleshy face streaked with tears.

Officer Liu walked over and asked the officer who was receiving them, "What's going on?"

"Ms. Fu came to report that a food delivery worker suddenly climbed out of her window, which startled her."

Officer Liu quickly identified the key information in the case.

A food delivery driver? Outside the window?

Could it be the case I'm investigating?
He looked the other person up and down, and his build was indeed similar to the protagonist in the video.

He took out his phone and played the video of Shark Baby fighting the fairy for the other person.

"Look, isn't this you?"

Ms. Fu strained her eyes to watch the video carefully, then exclaimed excitedly, "Yes, yes, yes! It's him!"

“This man below took the opportunity to climb out of the window and spy on me. I felt the harm caused by the male gaze.”

"Can you understand that kind of harm?"

"This is a silent violation, a lashing out at a woman's body."

Officer Liu couldn't understand what she was saying either.

He leisurely blew on the red goji berries on his thermos and instructed the police officer beside him, "Take him in for interrogation."

Ms. Fu followed the two police officers to the interrogation room, chanting slogans such as "Women's Rise," "Anti-Male Cohesion," and "Power of Freedom" along the way.

No one could understand what they were hearing, and the atmosphere inside and outside the police station was cheerful.

Officer Liu sipped his hot tea and said to the officer on duty beside him, "I didn't expect that the leader would come here on his own so soon after making the call."

“She’s the one who filed the false accusation first. I’ll go and interrogate her. Xiao Su, call the food delivery station and tell that deliveryman to come to the station.”

(End of this chapter)