He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 205: Three people participate in a group interview; AI Little B torments the fairy-like lawyer.
"This is called a tie, meow. Delulu's Earth Clothing Classroom, meow! Legend has it that in pre-industrial revolution England, locals liked to grow long beards. After eating meat, their beards would get covered in oil, which was inconvenient to wipe off, so they used this piece of cloth to hang around their necks, meow. Later, as England developed, this piece of cloth evolved into a sophisticated tie, but it no longer served the function of wiping the mouth, meow."

Delulu put her hands on her hips, tilted her head back, and raised the corners of her mouth, looking like she wanted praise.

"Oh."

The two men's indifferent "oh" was like a bucket of cold water poured on Dailulu.

"What do you mean by 'Oh meow'? Don't you guys think I know a lot, meow?"

Li Ji patted her head dismissively: "You know so much, you're so amazing."

Delulu smiled like a kitten, her eyes narrowing into slits: "You're such a person who respects knowledge, meow."

After spending a long time together, Li Ji had basically figured out how to control Dai Lulu.

She is a girl with a strong sense of self-respect, and also possesses cat-like qualities.

A simple pat on the head and a few words of praise, and they instantly become harmless.

Li Ji smoothed his hair and instructed, "When you go to Noel Wealth for the group interview later, try to act as human as possible. Our previous faces were in the news, which was a bit too flashy. Change to the faces on your resumes."

"Got it, meow!"

The three of them walked into the hotel lobby and saw two strange people sitting on the sofa.

One was a middle-aged woman, who was sitting with her legs crossed, anxiously craning her neck to look around.

A man in a suit was with him.

The man was taking out his phone and making a call.

Li Ji's phone rang at the same time.

The note reads: Lawyer Zhang Wei.

"We're sorry to say that you're coming to us for reconciliation again, but we're busy."

Li Ji took out his communicator and connected AI Xiao B to his phone.

"Little B, why don't you chat with them for a while?"

"Okay, master!"

Li Ji hasn't chatted with Little B for a long time. He wonders if Little B's content library has been updated. Last time in India, he was tormented by this artificial intelligence.

Attorney Zhang's call was answered.

He excitedly pressed the speakerphone button, while gesturing with his other hand for his employer to remain silent.

"Hello, Mr. Li, we are downstairs at your hotel. Would it be convenient for us to talk again?"

Li Ji's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Brahmins usually bathe and burn incense before the meeting."

Ms. Hu frowned: "What does he mean? Does he intend to write a letter of forgiveness for my daughter?"

Attorney Zhang Wei covered the phone and said, "I should probably take a shower first."

"Ms. Hu, don't worry, I'll handle it. I'm a professional."

Attorney Zhang Wei put down the phone and said amicably, "Then let's talk again after you've finished showering. I've booked a private room; you can come in our car later."

“Dalits are generally not allowed to use transportation, and they are considered unclean if they ride in transportation with other people.”

Ms. Hu clicked her tongue impatiently: "Attorney Zhang, what exactly is he talking about?"

Attorney Zhang covered the phone again: "Their family has a history of mental illness, so they are probably sometimes confused. What they mean by that is that they don't want to ride in the same car as us."

He turned to the phone and said, "Mr. Li, how about we talk right here in the hotel lobby?"

“Brahmin social occasions are usually solemn and grand.”

"Let's talk in the private room. I'll send you the address, and we'll be waiting for you there."

“Indians are often late for social occasions, which seems to have become a habit.”

Attorney Zhang gradually understood that the other party's language system was full of pronouns, and that they widely used "Indian" to refer to themselves.

"It's alright, we can wait, as long as we can see you."

"With sincerity, anything is possible." "We are very sincere."

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Li Ji and his two companions arrived at the Nuoer Company building in a private car.

The company is located in a financial park, surrounded by few tall buildings, mostly five or six-story designer buildings.

Noel Wealth's office building resembles a tilted glass Rubik's Cube, making a striking first impression.

The three of them went down to the first floor, where the lobby was decorated like a coffee shop.

Many young students dressed in formal attire were waiting in the lobby.

Although they were dressed in adult clothes, their faces still looked childish, clearly indicating that they had not experienced the harsh realities of society.

Li Ji suddenly realized that he didn't seem to have the right to judge others like that, after all, the three of them were also innocent and foolish alien college students.

After registering at the front desk, they received their respective identification stickers.

It had my number and name written on it, a big sheet of paper, which I stuck to my chest.

Dailu pouted and covered her sticker.

"The name 'Daluru' is really ugly, meow."

Li Ji smiled without saying a word, only looking at the number 250 that appeared under her name.

"The interview is going to be a group interview soon, and we don't know if we'll be assigned to the same group. Try to be as human as possible so I can take care of you."

“I’ve looked up the group interview questions from this company in previous years, and they’re outrageous. You should be prepared.”

Delulu asked curiously, "How outrageous is it, meow?"

Lee Ki read aloud into his phone: "How do you retrieve a glass of milk that's been poured into the ocean?"

Dailulu replied, "First, use an AT field emitter to fix a certain area of ​​seawater to prevent the milk components from spreading outwards. Then, use a mass-liquid separator to separate the various substances in the seawater. Finally, recombine them according to the milk's composition. It's not weird, it's very simple."

Li Ji looked at Dai Lulu with the eyes of someone looking at a monster: "You're a devil too. Next question."

How do you explain the internet to an 85-year-old?

Shark excitedly raised his hand: "I know, I'll first teach the thin strip what the internet is, and then have him use brainwaves to implant it into the old man's brain."

Delulu excitedly high-fived Shark: "Perfect, meow!"

Li Ji's mind was buzzing.

"But why are there only old men? What about the old women?"

Shark Baby waved her hand in a panic: "That's a topic I dare not discuss."

Li Ji almost forgot that in the Interstellar Alliance, only the old lady was sacred and inviolable.

"These questions aren't difficult, meow. I think we'll definitely have no problem, meow."

"This isn't even a solution from Earthlings, is it?"

"Then how do Earthlings solve the 'cat' problem?"

"Who knows the answer to this kind of stupid question?"

"One last question, meow. What do these questions have to do with financial companies, meow?"

"Who knows? These group interviews are all organized by HR, and they don't understand the professional knowledge, so they can only use these random questions to fool people. They call it assessing comprehensive qualities."

The interview began, and they entered a large conference room.

There were more than a dozen hexagonal tables neatly arranged inside.

They took their seats by number, following the instructions of HR.

The three of them came together, and their numbers were right next to each other, so they sat together.

Dailulu patted her chest confidently: "I didn't expect to be in the same group, meow. Don't worry, I'll definitely carry you guys, meow!"

How can you be so confident?

(End of this chapter)