He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 213 Shark Baby Attempts to Mimic Normal Height

The interview is over, and the results are expected to be released within a few business days.

Li Ji and the other two clearly didn't care at all about the interview results.

A cheerful song drifted from the restroom: "Meow meow meow meow meow~"

"What is the class monitor doing?"

"She's trying on clothes for her veterinary clinic interview later, let's leave her alone. We have important things to do."

Li Ji and Sha Bao sat at the hotel table, carefully writing on a piece of paper.

"In order to complete your bus driver program, we need to develop a detailed plan."

"I just checked, and to become a bus driver, you need to overcome the following difficulties."

Shark Baby braced its hands on the table, its short legs dangling in mid-air, swaying back and forth.

He carefully examined the words Li Ji had written on the paper.

First, height must be at least 165cm.

Second, have held an A1 or A3 driver's license for more than one year.

"These are the two major challenges."

"I understand the logic, so why do you want to write in Earth's language?"

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do. Practice more and you'll get better with practice."

Shark nodded: "You're so eager to learn."

"Don't interrupt, let's address the first point first."

"Stand up, I'll measure your height."

"No need to measure it. I'll calculate it according to Earth's units of measurement, and it's 145 centimeters."

Li Ji lifted Sha Bao off the table.

"I don't believe it. With your hands on the table and your feet not touching the ground, you can't possibly be 1.45 meters tall. Stand against the wall and I'll measure you."

Shark reluctantly squatted down by the wall.

Stand up straight.

Shark stood up abruptly, but tilted its head.

Li Ji straightened his tilted head and used a data cable to measure his height.

He straightened the data cable like he was stretching out noodles.

One end was inserted between Shark Baby's toes.

"What are you doing?"

"Please help me secure it. This data cable is 1.25 meters long. See who is taller, you or it."

Shark Bao raised his eyes, wrinkles forming on his forehead, and looked at Li Ji with expectant eyes.

"How about it? Am I 1.4 meters tall?"

Li Ji straightened the data cable, and the other end was a full section higher than the Shark Treasure.

"You have a banana peel! You're not even as tall as a data cable! You lied about being 20 centimeters taller. Shark, you've gone astray. You've caught the common disease of men on Earth."

"What disease?"

"Lying about height: Earthlings usually include the height of their shoes and the height of their hair in their height calculations. The height they say to others is usually 3 to 8 centimeters different from their actual height."

"You can calculate it like this?"

As she spoke, Shark Bao combed her hair into a pompadour.

“That doesn’t count! It’s impossible to close the 40-centimeter gap like that. I’ve prepared props for this.”

After saying that, Li Ji went into the inner room.

Shark Baby stared wide-eyed expectantly, pouting into an "o" shape, her feet trembling as if she'd stepped on an electric shock, her whole body shaking with excitement.

"Wow! Did you use your dark matter engineering knowledge to make a new tool for me?"

He watched as Li Ji came out of the inner room, carrying a pair of black wooden poles with a protruding wooden board underneath.

Shark asked expectantly, "What kind of high-tech is this?"

Li Ji glanced at the stilts in his hand.

"What new technology? This is primitive technology, even primitive technology for Earthlings."

Shark Baby's eyes glazed over instantly, and the corners of his mouth drooped down, like a wilted eggplant.

Why do you look so disappointed? What were you expecting just now?

"It's nothing. What use is primitive technology?"

"This is called stilts. The bottom is 50 centimeters long. When you step on them, your height increases by 50 centimeters. Then, using mimicry, you are disguised as a 1.7-meter-tall person, and you meet the recruitment standards for a bus driver."

"I see! Li Ji, you're so clever! Please teach me how to use this!"

"This is not easy. Let me demonstrate." Li Ji stepped onto the stilts, which were half a meter high. Just maintaining his balance was difficult.

As soon as he stepped on it, he felt unsteady and his body began to sway back and forth.

Just as his left foot was about to slip out, he used the sticky substance on the sole of his foot to stick the stilts to his feet, and stepped out with his left foot on the stilts.

His legs, still attached to stilts, did a two-meter-long split on the ground.

"Is this how this technology is used?"

"Not really."

Li Ji spread his arms into six, helping himself to get up from the ground.

Dailulu happened to come out of the toilet and saw that Li Ji's legs were covered in stilts.

"What kind of new style of shoes is this, meow?"

"These aren't shoes, they're stilts, prepared for Shark Baby."

"We're leaving in an hour, so hurry up, meow."

"No problem, it'll be quick. Sha Bao, you give it a try."

Shark took the stilts.

The two sticks were taller than him.

You have to jump to get onto the stilts.

"This is difficult. Don't make any big movements the first time you try it. We'll practice slowly."

"Ok."

Shark jumped onto the stilts.

Li Ji and Dai Lulu were terrified.

"Don't do that, you'll fall."

But Shark Baby stood firmly on the stilts, which remained motionless, as if fixed in place.

"Huh? Why is this different from what I expected?"

Shark walked on stilts inside the house, which was more stable than walking on flat ground.

"Is that how Li Ji is? Did I make a mistake? Why can't I be like you?"

Lee Ki-soon realized that all his previous worries were unnecessary.

Standing before him was the pinnacle of carbon-based life forms, the flesh-and-blood monster Sharkbao.

He can maintain balance on a stationary electric scooter without his feet touching the ground.

This almost supernatural ability to maintain balance is nothing to worry about.

"Great, keep it up."

As Shark Baby got into the swing of things, he started running around the room with great strides, as if the stilts were an extension of his body.

Li Ji nodded and crossed out the first line on the paper.

"Very good. Half of the first difficulty is solved. Now let's try the new mimicry. Shark, can you stop doing roundhouse kicks on stilts?"

The shark mascot spun in the air like a small tornado.

Upon hearing this, he immediately stopped.

"Okay, I've had a mimicry system for a while now that I've been wanting to try it out."

"Then give it a try."

A blue pulse flashed across Shark's body, and he transformed into a silverback gorilla with legs a meter long.

Normal gorillas have short legs and can touch the ground with their hands.

This gorilla has exceptionally long legs, but very short arms, making it look somewhat disproportionate, like a Tyrannosaurus Rex wearing a gorilla suit.

Hey! You nigger~

Delulu stroked her chin, examining the object closely: "Aren't your arms a little too short, meow?"

Li Ji shouted, "That's not the point at all! What kind of decent person would let a silverback gorilla drive a bus?!"

The short-armed, long-legged gorilla looked at Li Ji pitifully: "Is this not okay?"

"Why are you looking at me like that? Of course not, get me someone else."

A blue pulse flashed across Shark's body again, and he transformed into a young man from the Celestial Empire.

She has legs that are a meter long, but her hands are so short they don't even reach her waistline.

"Wouldn't this be considered a disability?"

Dailu glanced at the clock on her phone: "I have to leave in half an hour, meow."

(End of this chapter)