He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 222 Dailulu performs pre-operative tests on the kitten

Jenny scratched at the cat carrier, making meowing sounds.

To Delulu's ears, the cry sounded strained.

"Meow, me, meow meow, bad cat."

Delulu has never been able to figure out the pronunciation of "no" in Earth Cat language.

This makes asking anything seem pointless, as if you haven't asked anything at all.

"I asked you if you're a good cat, meow. You said you're a bad cat. If you wanted to say you're not a bad cat, you should say 'I'm a good cat,' meow. Based on the logic of language, you should say 'I'm a bad cat,' meow."

"Since you're a bad cat, then neuter meow. It's a fitting punishment, meow. Although I don't understand Earth's cat laws, I respect local customs, meow."

Delulu watched as Jenny licked her crotch.

"Although this action is not very proper, meow."

"But this is the last time you'll be around them, meow. Say goodbye properly, meow."

Dailulu turned her head away, unable to bear looking any longer.

There was a knock on the door.

"Dong dong dong".

Dr. Li pushed open the door and entered.

"Lulu, how is the kitten's mood? His owner said he has a bad temper and might be difficult to control."

"I think he's a good guy, meow. He's harmless, meow."

Dr. Li looked down at Jenny in the cat carrier, who was intently licking his crotch.

"He's in a good mood and quite relaxed. Director Wang said you have a strong ability to communicate with animals. Now it seems that's true."

Dailulu was stunned.

Have I communicated with them?
I don't think I did anything, but he was very gentle from the start.

It must be because I'm too beautiful that even kittens love me so much!

"Take him out, hold him, we'll do some pre-operative checks. Check his skin for any abnormalities. I'll go prepare the blood-drawing equipment."

After saying that, Dr. Li walked out.

Delulu took Jenny out of the cat carrier.

She checked each of the preoperative examinations one by one, following the diagrams drawn on the wall.

[It has been confirmed that the cat is not in heat and its organs are not congested or swollen.]

"Huh? This, this, isn't this a little inappropriate, meow?"

Dailu's face turned bright red.

"After all, men and women shouldn't touch each other, meow. This behavior is still a bit too much, meow."

Dailu covered her eyes with both hands, not daring to open them at all.

But then I thought, I just got the job, and the professor hasn't even seen it yet. I can't just back out like this.

She steeled herself and grabbed Jenny's legs with both hands.

Jenny looked up at her with a blank expression.

That face, so similar to her second uncle's, caused her considerable emotional trauma.

"No, no, meow. Second Uncle, I really can't, meow."

Delulu silently closed Jenny's legs.

She dialed Li Ji's number again.

Li Ji sat in his seat, intently watching the holographic projection in front of him, which was playing a simulation of the robotic arm's operation.

The simulated shark in the picture walks like an oddball.

Her knees involuntarily buckled inward, making her look just like a shy girl from a Japanese anime.

"Where did we go wrong? Let's fix it."

Shark was lying in bed, reciting his driving test (Part 1) over and over again, when his phone suddenly rang.

"Li Ji, the squad leader is calling again."

"Put the hands-free mode on."

Shark turned on speakerphone, and Dailulu's voice came through.

"Bikini, dress, I need help, meow!"

"I'm Dongguai! Not Bikini! That code name makes me sound creepy! And what do you want?"

Dailulu hesitated, somewhat embarrassed to speak.

Li Ji could only hear "emmm" sounds coming from the phone.

"Are you doing throat singing? If you're not busy, hang up. I'm very busy."

"Something's wrong, meow! Don't hang up, meow! Could you guys check if this cat's private parts are congested, meow?"

Li Ji felt a mental shock. "What? Are you a pervert?"

"I'm not a cat! If I were a pervert, I would have watched it myself, cat!"

Delulu told them about her psychological problems.

After listening, Li Ji sighed, "He's just a cat; you don't need to treat him like a human."

"You make it sound so easy, meow. If he looked exactly like your second uncle, I wonder if you could even look at him, meow. Oh, I forgot you don't have a second uncle, meow."

Although Li Ji, as a Barbaradu alien, does not have a maternal uncle, he does have a maternal uncle on Earth.

In his mind, a monkey with his second uncle's face was waving at him.

It's truly unbearable to look at.

"Shark, can you check Lulu's over? I'm going back to work."

"Roger that!"

Dailulu opened a video call.

Shark Baby saw Dailulu's chin.

"Is this what a cat's private parts are like? They're quite unique."

"This is my chin, meow! This phone is so clunky, why does it only have a front-facing camera? It's so inconvenient, meow."

Dailu turned her phone around and pointed the screen at the tabby cat sitting on the table.

He stood with his legs spread apart, looking just like a tired, overweight man.

"Can you see it clearly, meow?"

"Can you see clearly what shape the cat's genitals are?"

Delulu gritted her teeth and said, "It's a columnar cat!"

"Just like Shiva. But it's so small, I can barely see it. I don't know if this counts as congestion?"

Delulu searched for answers in the posters on the wall.

"I got it, meow. The average size of a cat's penis is two centimeters, but it can reach about three to five centimeters when engorged, meow!"

Dailu gritted her teeth, wishing she could bite her mouth to pieces.

Shark Baby looked closely at the screen and estimated, "Approximately 1.7453—"

"Okay, no need to be so precise, meow! If it's below the average, it probably means there's no blood flow, meow."

"That's good, thank you, Shark Baby."

"You're welcome. It has a lot of bacteria on it, so be careful, class monitor."

"Thanks for reminding me, meow."

Dailulu hung up the phone and quickly put on medical gloves and a mask.

"I didn't expect you to have so many bacteria on you, little one."

She looked up at the poster; the next item to check was the second one.

Examine your cat's ears, skin, mouth, nose, and eyes to determine if there are any symptoms.

Delulu held Jenny and examined her facial features one by one.

She lifted the cat's ears and looked inside.

Then he brushed the hair off his head back, causing his scalp to sway back and his eyelids to flip upwards, making Jenny roll his eyes.

Then, they pried open Jenny's mouth with their hands, and a foul stench emanated from it.

Even with a mask on, the stench still wafted straight into Delulu's nose.

She collapsed onto the table in agony, vomiting repeatedly.

"yue~"

"Earth cats have such bad hygiene habits, meow. Don't you cats brush your teeth?"

"This should be considered unusual, meow. I'll write it down, meow."

Delulu then parted Jenny's hair to examine his skin.

The skin is intact and there are no problems.

Delulu frowned in disgust.

"I wonder how many bacteria are down there. If Shark did this job, he would definitely go crazy, meow."

Finally, check the toes and pads.

Everything is intact, with no abnormalities.

"It's finally over, meow."

"Should I check the cat's too?"

Delulu put Jenny into the cat carrier, took off her gloves, and began to fiddle with her own facial features.

(End of this chapter)