He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 227 Dailulu's Misadventures on the Cat Owner
Chapter 227 Dailulu's Misadventures on the Cat Owner
Jenny sat up and used his forelimbs to pull at his genitals.
As Dailu watched him fiddle with nothing but air, she couldn't help but feel a pang of sadness.
Jenny's hands suddenly froze, and his head, which was encased in the Elizabethan collar, kept looking down.
When he discovered that his lower body was empty, the cat froze, his mouth slightly open, and he made soft meowing sounds.
"Meow meow~"
Delulu felt a lump in her throat and patted Jenny's head: "It's okay, it will all pass, meow. You'll get used to it eventually, meow."
This time, Jenny did not show any expression of enjoyment under Delulu's caresses.
Clearly, a more urgent situation forced him to think faster.
He let out rapid, irritable meows: "Meow meow meow~"
Delulu said guiltily, "What do you mean I stole it, meow? Why would I steal that thing, meow?"
Jenny hurriedly got up, but because the numbness hadn't worn off, he stumbled and fell onto the table.
He pointed his finger, which was suspended in the air, at Delulu's pocket and shook it incessantly, while muttering something under his breath.
"Meow meow meow~"
Delulu turned her empty pockets inside out: "It's not here, meow!"
Jenny then pointed to the other side.
Delulu pulled out another pocket: "It's not here either, meow!"
"Your little baby is left in the operating room, meow."
Jenny swung his fist in the air, like a lucky cat.
It pouted angrily and let out a pitiful "meow meow meow".
Delulu slapped him across the face, and Jenny was stunned, staring wide-eyed and motionless.
"Can't you speak properly, meow? If you're going to swear, at least don't use such foul language, meow?"
Jenny lowered his head weakly and scratched the non-existent fluff ball with a wronged expression.
Not only did my two little ones disappear, but I also got slapped. What a wonderful day!
Seeing how pitiful he was, Dailu patted his head again in resignation.
"This really isn't my fault, meow. Your owner brought you here, meow. She thinks you're noisy, meow."
"Meow meow meow (no owner)~"
Dailulu was a little surprised: "Meow? You don't have an owner, meow? Did you come to the hospital by yourself, meow?"
"Meow meow meow (There's a servant)~"
Dailulu surprised everyone by revealing the same round pupils.
"Meow? Your servant is so rude, meow? They sent you here to get neutered when you weren't looking, meow!"
Jenny buried his head in Delulu's arms, feeling wronged.
Unfortunately, the Elizabethan collar was pressing against Delulu's body, and no matter how hard he shook his head, he still couldn't get close to her.
Delulu suddenly realized that something was wrong.
"Wait a minute, meow! You earth animal, where did you get a servant, meow? It's because you look like my second uncle that I automatically associated him with his maid who sent him to be neutered, meow."
"You're such a naughty cat."
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Delulu, Jenny's master has come to take him back."
The door was pushed open, and outside stood Li Ling and a strange young woman.
The person was dressed exquisitely and beautifully, wearing a white tank top with barely any fabric on her body.
Dailulu stared wide-eyed at it.
This outfit looks really good, meow.
Jenny's owner excitedly opened his arms: "Jenny, Mommy's here to rescue you."
She hugged Jenny tightly and touched his crotch with her hand.
"What happened? Mom is late again. I'm sorry, Jenny."
She hugged Jenny and pretended to cry.
Dailulu, watching from the side, felt her head buzzing. She leaned close to Li Ling's ear and whispered, "Wasn't it her who brought the cat, meow? What's going on now, meow?" Li Ling subconsciously took a step to the side, putting some distance between herself and Dailulu.
"If the owner brings the cat to be spayed or neutered in person, the cat may resent the owner. So many owners have a friend pretend to take the cat away, and then pretend to rescue the cat after the surgery."
"What a lazy cat. It's afraid of being resented, yet it wants to harm other cats. It really has to have its cake and eat it too."
Li Ling's heart tightened; she worried that Dai Lulu might be targeting her.
Perhaps Delulu was a kitten she raised in her past life, who also suffered the same treatment, and thus came to seek revenge in this life.
Jenny's owner hugged the cat and stroked it, saying, "Don't be sad anymore, let's go home. Let's leave this terrible place."
Suddenly, two screams rang out, a mixture of cat meows and human shouts.
Jenny's owner threw the cat on the table, covered his hand, and groaned.
Jenny stood on the table, his back hunched, panting heavily, and his eyes glowing green.
"What's going on? Is he experiencing stress?"
"I'll give it a try, meow."
"Be careful, he has a terrible temper."
"It's okay, meow."
Delulu picked up Jenny, and his expression instantly changed. He squinted his eyes in enjoyment and purred in Delulu's arms.
The others were dumbfounded.
"what's the situation?"
"I've never seen him so docile. What did you do to him? Can you teach me?"
"Nothing, meow. He's just a little resentful of you, meow."
Jenny's owner sighed, "In the end, I couldn't hide it from him after all. After all, he's such a smart cat, I couldn't keep this from him."
She immediately took out her phone and started filming Jenny.
"Sisters, beware! The methods you read online don't work at all. Kittens can still detect when you take them to get spayed or neutered!"
Seeing her excited expression, Dailulu was too embarrassed to say it: Actually, your cat is so stupid, it didn't even realize it. I was the one who told it, meow.
After the other party finished filming the video, Delulu put Jenny back into the cat carrier and then asked the cat owner, "Are you going to take his organs with you, meow?"
The other person's pupils dilated in surprise: "No need. You can take care of it for me."
She slung the cat carrier over her shoulder and stepped out of the room, then turned back and asked, "I have a question. After he gets the surgery, will his cheeks grow bigger and he become round and chubby?"
Delulu was stunned: "You brought him in to be neutered just so he'd become a fat cat?"
"That's right. Kittens are cuter when they're chubby." The other person smiled sweetly, already lost in their fantasy of a fat cat.
Dailulu lowered her head, her face gloomy, and she couldn't say a word.
After seeing the other person off, Delulu returned to the operating room alone.
She sat in front of the operating table, staring blankly at the pair of babies in the cartoon cat's paws.
That is the source of life, carrying the mission of a domestic cat on Earth to reproduce and thrive.
Unfortunately, they were unable to fulfill their intended mission and were forced to separate from the original body.
A kitten on Earth lost its complete cat life.
It became a "eunuch cat".
All of this stemmed from his owner wanting him to become as fat as a gas cylinder.
Dailulu silently scrolled through short videos, repeatedly browsing various chubby kittens.
The more she looked, the more her brows furrowed.
"Who likes this cat with such a thick double chin? It doesn't even have a neck anymore, cat."
The more she looked, the louder her breaths became.
"My belly is so fat I can't even sit down anymore, meow. My belly is practically touching the ground when I'm standing, meow."
"Human aesthetics are so distorted, meow!"
"To deprive a kitten of its physical integrity for the sake of one's own aesthetic sense is a truly distorted value system!"
Looking at the two treasures held in the cartoon kitten's hands, Delulu couldn't help but feel a pang of sadness.
(End of this chapter)
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