He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 232 Delulu Reveals the Truth to the Kitten
Chapter 232 Delulu Reveals the Truth to the Kitten
His Highness the Crown Prince sighed, "It seems the textbook content is completely outdated. Dailulu won't be able to find a job using the methods in the textbook. We'll have to rely on Li Ji's new methods."
Professor Wilde patted His Majesty the Emperor on the shoulder and said with amusement, "His adaptation to Earth society is quite astonishing; he can already provide technical guidance to others in finding jobs. Even several of us might not be able to do that. Don't you think so, Professor Your Majesty?"
"Emmm, ah, um, yes." His Majesty the Emperor stammered, unable to say anything more.
His Highness the Crown Prince stepped forward to smooth things over: "After all, that's Dailulu; she understands things very quickly. The outcome of Li Ji's tutoring depends on whether Shark can find a job."
Professor Wilde said confidently, "I think they can do it. Shark isn't a stupid kid; he just thinks differently from others. With Li Ji's guidance, he'll definitely be able to complete it."
"You just said not to have too high hopes for them," Professor Qi said quietly.
Professor D pointed at the screen: "Excuse me, but I have to interrupt you for a moment. There's something very urgent. Are we really going to be observing a castration surgery on Earth here?"
Everyone frowned in disgust: "Turn it off!"
Received a message indicating that monitoring is off.
Dailu turned off her phone.
"The professors must have seen my chat history with Li Ling, meow."
"They must be impressed by how good I am, meow."
"Now all the professors should get together and study this chat log word by word, meow."
Delulu imitated Professor Wilde's demeanor, puffing out her chest and raising her head. She swayed gently up and down, pretending to be a ball of gas.
"Professor Wilde would surely say: 'Deluru, you truly are my most admired child. Your behavior and mannerisms are perfectly in line with those of an earthling, and you're so beautiful and stylish, meow.'"
Pudding the white cat peeked out from the side, looking at Delulu with a puzzled expression.
The two cats stared at each other.
Delulu excitedly pointed at Pudding: "You look just like me, you play me, meow."
"If it were Professor Qi, she would say that."
Delulu immediately hunched her back, put on an old voice, and pulled Pudding's cat paw.
"Delulu, I've always had high hopes for you. Be my doctor and help me infiltrate Earthlings to collect data, meow."
"If it's Professor Biyangde, forget it, that old Biyangde, I'm too lazy to act in it."
Pudding just looked at Delulu with a puzzled expression, her round eyes filled with confusion.
Delulu held it in her arms and gently stroked its fur.
"I haven't even asked you yet, are you a good cat or a bad cat, meow?"
Pudding didn't make a sound; it just silently licked its palm.
Delulu brought her ear close to its mouth.
"Are you a good cat or a bad cat, meow?"
It only licked Delulu's face.
"Are you mute, meow? Or do you not understand Earth language, meow?"
Pudding remained silent, only licking his hand.
"I'll try speaking Earth cat language one last time, meow. But my accent isn't perfect, so please bear with meow. If you still don't answer this time, I'll consider you a bad cat, meow."
Delulu imitated the Earth Cat's accent and made a few hesitant "meows".
Pudding stared at her wide-eyed, opened its mouth in disbelief, and spoke in cat language.
"Human, you can finally talk!"
"I can talk, meow. Are you a good cat or a bad cat, meow~"
"I am a human being~"
Dailu scratched her head: "What do you mean you're a human, meow?"
"I am a human being, just like you."
"I am a human, you are a cat."
Pudding frowned: "You're the cat, your whole family are cats."
"That makes sense, meow. But this is a pet hospital, you're not a cat, what are you doing here, meow?"
"Mom said this is a children's playground."
"Then why are there so many cats and dogs?"
Dailulu's words were like a shooting star, completely shattering Pudding's worldview after eight months.
Pudding remained motionless, as if frozen in place.
Its face was blank, as if the cat's mind was contemplating the workings of the entire universe.
Dailu gently patted it: "Meow? Are you still there? Why are you stuck, meow?"
Pudding looked up at Delulu with a pitiful expression. "Am I a cat?"
"That's right, meow."
"But my mother calls me daughter."
"That's just how Earthlings are. They can call anything a daughter: cats, dogs, hamsters, girlfriends. You can't believe a single word of what Earthlings say, meow."
"But she dressed me in a little skirt."
"Nine out of ten animals here are wearing clothes, meow. Humans just love dressing up their animals so nicely, meow. But in this hot summer, aren't you uncomfortable wearing a little skirt, meow?"
"If I feel unwell, then what am I doing here?"
"Neutered cat. Your owner is going to remove your fallopian tubes, cat."
Pudding was so frightened that she immediately covered her crotch and shouted excitedly, "Why did she do that?"
Delulu lowered her voice: "Because she wants to turn you into a fat boy so she can pinch your chubby round face, meow."
Pudding buried its head in Delulu's arms, letting out a pitiful meow, as if it were crying out.
Why did she do this to me? All her promises of love were lies!
"You believe what Earthlings say, meow? You're just her pet; she treats you like a toy, meow!"
Pudding raised its head, its paws pawing back and forth at Delulu.
"Help me, meow!"
Dailu looked at Pudding in her arms. Pudding's white fur was as white as snow, and its delicate face and big blue eyes were like a lake. It looked exactly like her when she was a child.
She hugged Pudding tightly.
"Don't worry, I will definitely protect you, kitty."
Delulu lifted her white coat and put the pudding into the pocket next to her body.
"Don't make a sound or move, meow. Otherwise, someone will find out, meow."
"Ok."
Dailulu was wearing a white coat, with her arms crossed in front of her chest to cover the part where she was hiding the cat.
"That should make everything foolproof, meow."
Just to be on the safe side, she went to the mirror and looked at herself.
Looking at myself in the mirror, my right breast seemed to have increased by three cup sizes, and it was bouncing from time to time.
"Absolutely not, meow!"
There was a sudden knock on the door.
"Delulu, I hear a cat meowing loudly inside. Do you need my help?"
Delulu quickly pressed the door lock: "No need, meow! I'm chatting with the cat, meow!"
"I see, no wonder it sounded like there were two cats."
The other person pushed the door open and entered, and saw Delulu peeking her head out from behind the door, her body hidden behind it.
"Director Wang said you can communicate with cats, that's really amazing. Do you have time to teach me sometime?"
"Of course you can meow."
The man looked around and asked, "Where's the cat?"
"It's hiding, meow."
"Then I'll help you look for it."
"No need to meow! I know where she's hiding. We're playing hide-and-seek. I'm deliberately not finding her to give her some confidence, meow. It can help relieve her pre-surgery anxiety, meow."
The other person clicked their tongue in amazement: "I didn't know you had that trick. Teach me next time."
"No problem, meow."
Dailu slammed the door shut, then breathed a sigh of relief.
With people coming and going at the hospital, it was impossible to rescue Pudding directly.
On a sudden inspiration, Dailulu dialed Li Ji's number.
Li Ji put down the test paper for the first subject and answered the call.
"Hey?"
"What do you mean by bringing Shark Baby disguised as a dog to the vet right now?"
(End of this chapter)
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