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Chapter 242 Dai Lulu Rehabilitates Hong Xiuquan

Li Ji opened his phone, and the first video that appeared on his screen was a video.

The young woman who attacked a dwarf deliveryman in Shanghai has been prosecuted; the deliveryman's family refuses to settle and may face up to 3 years in prison.

[It is reported that during the mediation at the police station, the young woman was rude and claimed that she would only pay compensation and not apologize.]

[A woman was brutally beaten by a food delivery worker, but later learned that she suffered from mental illness and would not face criminal charges.]

The video shows footage taken through the window of the police station.

The famous painting of the century, "Delulu vs. the Fairy".

"There were even people taking pictures outside at the time. I didn't notice at all."

"To be fair, Delulu is actually quite cool when she's hitting people."

Li Ji glanced at the comments section again; it was still a chaotic mess.

Only magic can defeat magic.

Two layers of buff are definitely stronger than one layer.

Am I the only one worried about my sister? It's very possible she developed mental illness due to abuse by the men in her family. Sigh, why do women have to make things so difficult for each other?

Why not let my older sister participate in the national football team?

Is this woman the crazy one who goes around applying for jobs with her referral letters?

Li Ji smiled; the internet environment was still as wonderful as ever.

Watch another video.

[A Shanghai-based veterinarian riding a dog is interviewed, causing his pet hospital to become an internet sensation]

The pet hospital was packed with people, and Director Wang of the hospital said that the hospital's appointments were fully booked.

The reporter interviewed onlookers, who all expressed their desire to see the husky.

Dr. Li stood in front of the camera for an interview.

"I was also very surprised at the time. The dog suddenly rushed over and lifted me up."

"It's very fast; it feels like driving a car."

"I held him tightly in my arms, afraid to let go, lest I fall."

"I originally wanted to wait for him to get tired and stop, but the dog wasn't tired at all."

"I ran from Xuhui to the airport in one go without stopping for a moment."

"In my 20 years in the industry, I have never seen such an energetic dog."

"If the dog's owner hadn't come looking for him, I was afraid he would have run all the way into the sea."

"This dog doesn't belong to me; it belongs to a young woman working at our hospital."

"Don't worry, we won't punish her for something like this. It was an accident, and no one could control it."

According to the reporter's investigation, the employee involved had already resigned two days after the interview.

Li Ji complained, "What kind of 'magic moment' is this reporter writing? It's easy for people to misunderstand that the hospital is making things difficult for Dai Lulu."

He quickly climbed out of the flight cabin and knocked on the door of the cabin next to Dailulu's.

"You should quickly record a clarification video and send it to the hospital to prevent them from being cyberbullied."

I could hear Delulu sobbing from next door.

"What's wrong? Why are you crying?"

Li Ji climbed over to take a look.

Dailulu was sitting in the cabin, holding her phone, crying her eyes out, her tears wetting the white fur on either side of her nose.

"What's wrong? Were you hurt by the negative comments online?"

Li Ji sat next to her and put his arm around her shoulder with his tentacles.

"Don't take it to heart. People online are very hostile. Just ignore what they say."

Dailu looked at Li Ji with teary eyes and cried out "Meow~".

She hugged Li Ji tightly, shouting, "Hong Xiuquan is so pitiful, meow!" "That's right, Hong Xiuquan—"

Li Ji's hand, which was patting Dai Lulu's back, suddenly froze. He seemed to have heard something strange.

He pushed Dailulu away: "What the hell is Hong Xiuquan?"

Dai Lulu choked up as she said, "Hong Xiuquan, the Heavenly King of the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom, the leader of the peasant uprising at the end of the Qing Dynasty, a well-known live streamer, and my good friend."

"I didn't ask you to explain who he is. And what the hell is this 'live stream operation' thing? I'm asking why you cried for him?"

“I’m reading his biography, meow.”

Dailulu showed her phone screen, which contained a txt document.

The above records Hong Xiuquan's life story.

Where did you find this document? Can't you look it up on an encyclopedia?

Dailu cried her heart out, wiping her tears all over Li Ji's body.

"Hong Xiuquan was so pitiful. He believed in God so much, rejected Guan Yu's suggestion to break through the siege, and in the end God didn't even help him! God is such a bad father!"

Li Ji's head was buzzing; there were too many things to complain about, and he didn't know where to begin.

"Wait a minute, don't wipe your tears with my clothes."

"Okay meow."

After saying that, Dailu wiped her snot on Li Ji's clothes.

Li Ji swallowed hard. The spaceship hadn't been transferred yet, so he could just bear with this little thing.

"First of all, why is Guan Yu in this story? The two are more than a thousand years apart, how did they end up in the same time and space?"

"It says Guan Yu here, meow."

Dai Lulu handed her phone to Li Ji, on which was written: "[In the winter of the second year of the Tongzhi reign, Nanjing was besieged by the Qing army. With food and supplies exhausted and no reinforcements available, Hong Xiuquan rejected Guan Yu's suggestion to break out of the siege, choosing instead to hold Nanjing and hope for a miracle from God to bless the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom and defeat the Qing army.]"

"Shouldn't this person be Li Xiucheng? How did he become Guan Yu?"

Li Ji read it three times, and it said "Guan Yu" on it.

"I only knew that pirated novels would change the characters' names to avoid being reported for plagiarism, but I never thought pirated encyclopedias would do the same!"

Why didn't it replace Hong Xiuquan with Liu Bei?

"Stop watching pirated content!"

"Secondly, God doesn't actually exist, so why would God help him?"

Dailulu immediately frowned angrily: "Nonsense, meow. If God doesn't exist, how was Hong Xiuquan born, meow?"

"Huh? Hong Xiuquan was born to a pair of old peasants from the Celestial Empire!"

Delulu solemnly declared, "Those are all lies fabricated by religious conservatives and reactionary forces! Britain once proposed to Hong Xiuquan to divide the Celestial Empire equally, but he refused, so the British joined forces with the Qing to fabricate lies!"

"God is not a good father, meow. He let Jesus be crucified and didn't help Hong Xiuquan when he was besieged, meow. He is omniscient and omnipotent, yet he made his son suffer so much and end up so tragically. Do you think he is a good father, meow?"

Li Ji scratched his head in anguish: "What's all this about?"

"Think about it, God could make Mary pregnant and give birth to Jesus, so why couldn't God make Wang pregnant and give birth to Hong Xiuquan?"

Dailulu spoke earnestly, as if she had actually experienced it herself.

Li Ji was a little confused by what she said, and in a daze, he felt that what Dai Lulu said made some sense.

But he quickly came to his senses. After all, the Christian system itself was fabricated, full of loopholes, and couldn't withstand scrutiny.

Hong Xiuquan's content was all fabricated to address flaws in the Bible, and there is absolutely no way to refute it using traditional Christian theory.

"How do you even know Hong Xiuquan's mother's last name?"

"I know a lot, meow. I also know that he became sworn brothers with Ultraman Ace, Tang San, Sherlock Holmes, and others, and appointed them as feudal lords, meow."

"Unfortunately, Tang San used the pretext of 'the Heavenly Father descending to earth' to seize power, and ended up dying in the end."

"It's really heartbreaking, meow."

(End of this chapter)