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Chapter 268 The Pope Feels Crisis
Dailu jumped directly onto Li Ji's back.

Shark jumped directly onto Dailulu's back.

The three of them were stacked on top of each other, their three heads connected together like a string of candied hawthorns.

Li Ji felt a heavy pressure on his body.

He said with difficulty, "Do you really have to do this?"

"The higher you stand, the farther you can see, meow."

"I'm not going to make it."

Due to the immense pressure, Li Ji's height began to shrink at a visible rate, from more than two meters to only one and a half meters.

Even when Dailu was lying on Li Ji's body, she couldn't see what was happening on the road.

"Li Ji, grow taller! I can't see you like this!"

"How am I supposed to grow taller if you're pressing down on me like this? You two should spread your legs a bit!"

Delulu climbed off Liki and onto Milia.

Li Ji then felt a great sense of relief.

He grew to two meters again.

The hope that his older brother had just rekindled was extinguished once again.

With the shark-shaped ornament on his head, Li Ji looked towards the center of the road.

The parade has already passed halfway.

Ahead were police motorcycles leading the way and black sedans providing escort.

The Pope's carriage was still far behind.

The crowd suddenly began to stir, trembling like an earthquake, with people shouting like a tsunami.

"The Pope! The Pope!"

A white convertible Mercedes slowly pulled up.

Four bodyguards in suits accompanied the car closely.

Two people dressed in black robes were sitting in the back seat of the car.

The most eye-catching figure is the Pope in the center.

Dressed in white, pure and pristine as snow.

This kind-looking elderly white American is waving his hands at the believers.

The warm Mediterranean sun shone on his white robe, giving it a faint glow, as if a celestial messenger had descended to earth.

Hands reached out from the commotion, accompanied by excited shouts, to salute the Pope.

The entire street shook as if an earthquake had struck, which greatly shocked Li Ji.

"Is this the Pope's status? He seems even more powerful than my brother Kun."

"I didn't expect such a big fuss to be given to a mere representative of Jesus. I wonder what kind of treatment Hong Xiuquan's representatives received."

Li Ji said ruthlessly, "Hong Xiuquan has no spokesperson."

"Damn it, meow."

Shark Baby perched on Li Ji's head and whispered, "Li Ji, when do we make our move?"

"Who should we replace in the accompanying team first?"

"The Pope has exactly four bodyguards!"

“That won’t work. The bodyguards are too close. If they’re called by name and don’t react in time, the car will overturn. The most important thing is that we don’t have anywhere to put the people after we knock them out. We can choose the car behind the Pope’s car. There are four people in there. We can just stuff them in and squeeze in.”

Everyone agreed on the plan.

The Pope's Mercedes slowly drove up to Li Ji, and the cheers around him reached a fever pitch.

Countless hands reached out like bouquets.

Li Ji could clearly see the Pope waving at him, and he could even count the wrinkles on the Pope's face.

The Pope seemed to be trying his best to maintain a solemn expression, but there was a hint of a smile that he couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth.

"Is he secretly thrilled, but he wants to laugh but doesn't dare to?"

"That seems to be the case. Hey, don't interrupt! Now, Shark Baby!"

Shark Baby kicked off with its hind legs and flew off Li Ji's head.

He was like a small black ball, passing over everyone's heads and heading straight for the Pope's Mercedes-Benz amidst all the gazes of the crowd.

A young Black boy did a double somersault in the air and landed steadily on the main road.

Laughter began to emanate from the crowd.

Even the Pope didn't seem to mind, beckoning to Shark Baby with a benevolent expression. The bodyguards, without any suspicion, walked over with smiles, opened their arms, and tried to take the child away.

But just as the bearded bodyguard bent down and was about to touch Shark Baby...

With a swift sidestep, Shark Bao dodged the bodyguard's bear hug.

A burst of laughter erupted from the surrounding crowd.

At this point, no one realized the seriousness of the problem.

The bodyguards and the Pope simply smiled.

The bodyguard reached out his hand to him again: "Don't be naughty, kid."

Although he said that, his pace quickened considerably. He took a leap forward, only to be dodged by Shark Baby again.
The Pope's Mercedes-Benz moved slowly forward.

Another bodyguard glanced at the commotion in the crowd, a growing anxiety in his heart: "Leo! Stop playing around, hurry up!"

“I didn’t play it. This kid is a bit strange.”

"It's just a child, what could it possibly mean?"

Leo stared intently at the little black boy in front of him.

Its appearance is unremarkable, and its upper limbs are even somewhat unstable, always tending to lean forward.

The movements were light and airy, showing absolutely no signs of professional training.

Yet this little boy managed to evade his pursuit.

The first attack was due to my underestimation of my opponent, but the second attack was delivered with all my might.

As a retired Italian special forces soldier, I have participated in more than 70 missions of varying sizes and possess top-notch close combat skills.

Only then can one stand out and become the Pope's bodyguard.

Throughout their professional careers, very few people have been able to dodge their own moves in close-quarters combat.

Each of them was a fearsome warrior on the battlefield.

No matter what, they shouldn't be fooled by a little black kid, right?

Leo took a deep breath.

If I can't even catch a little boy in front of everyone right now, I'll lose face big time.

Not only would he lose his job, but it would also damage the Pope's reputation.

The whole world will laugh at the Catholic Pope for hiring a bodyguard who can't even hold a child.

It's a small matter if I lose face myself, but it would be a sin if I tarnished our great faith.

Thinking of this, Leo clenched his fists and stared intently at the child in front of him.

Shark simply followed the Pope's car quietly, creating a somewhat eerie scene.

Two bodyguards gradually closed in on Shark Baby from the left and right.

The two suddenly reached out and pounced.

With a light forward roll, Shark Bao caused the two bodyguards to collide.

Loud laughter erupted from the audience.

No one expected to see such a comical performance while watching the Pope's procession.

Shark didn't make any unnecessary movements, didn't interact with the Pope, and didn't do anything else; it just followed the Pope's car, creating an extremely bizarre scene.

He kept Li Ji's instructions firmly in mind and kept the commotion to a minimum.

He looked at the two bodyguards who had collided and thought the commotion shouldn't be too big.

Li Ji noticed that the Pope's benevolent smile was starting to falter, his brow furrowing slightly for a fleeting moment, a hint of hidden confusion and worry in his eyes.

Li Ji shared the same concerns.

"What is Shark Baby doing?"

"Looks like they're trying to cause a commotion, meow."

"Where's the riot? I only see a joke. This only draws everyone's attention further, how can we possibly sneak in?"

Li Ji stretched out his legs, letting his entire head peek out from the crowd.

"Shark! Make a bigger commotion!"

Li Ji's voice was quickly drowned out by the noisy crowd.

Amidst the chaotic sounds, Sharkbao keenly caught that familiar voice.

"Bigger? Okay, okay!"

(End of this chapter)