He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 274 Li Ji Summons a Demon, the Pope is Terrified

The archive is enormous, about the size of a football field.

Under the dim light, rows of bookshelves were displayed.

It's like a library in a Western fantasy story that houses magical books.

The walls around the room were covered with safes of all sizes.

A faint scent of wood filled the air.

"Is this the mysterious, confidential archive?"

"Get to work, meow. God, keep an eye on the Pope, meow."

Dailu sat down at the computer, preparing to check the file retrieval system on the local area network.

Shark held the Pope tightly and wouldn't let go for a second.

The Pope asked awkwardly, "Aren't we being a little too intimate?"

"Don't you always say 'The Lord is with you,' meow? But you're not happy even when the Lord is with you, meow."

Dailulu stared at the computer, unsure of where to begin.

"Please turn on, meow."

The computer is not responding.

Delulu sighed, "Another cat that can't be controlled by voice."

She fumbled around on the monitor for a while and finally found the power button.

The computer is turned on, and many icons appear on the desktop of St. Peter's Basilica.

This includes a search database.

Dailulu lightly touched the screen with her finger.

no response.

Shark Baby excitedly ran over to the Pope, hugging him tightly.

"I'll teach you!"

Shark Baby captures the Pope with one hand and operates the mouse with the other.

The mouse operation skills I learned in the theory test can finally shine!

Look carefully.

Delulu stared intently at the screen and nodded: "Start, meow."

With a flick of his wrist, Shark held the mouse, and the cursor moved across the screen like lightning.

With two light clicks, the search database software started.

"So cool, meow!"

"Oh ho ho!"

The two jumped up excitedly and danced wildly with the Pope sandwiched between them.

The Pope was like a meat pie sandwiched between two slices of bread covered in mayonnaise, wanting to be thrown out but unable to break free.

What are they burning?

"I don't understand."

Li Ji casually flipped through the materials on the bookshelf.

"These are all letters and agreements exchanged between various countries and the Vatican throughout history; they're not very interesting."

Milia pointed to the safes and asked curiously, "What do you think is hidden in those safes?"

Li Ji arrived at safe number one.

The cabinet doors were as wide as garage doors.

The gear-shaped mechanical lock on the door resembles the lock on a bank vault.

"The safe must contain some of the Pope's treasures. I've heard that the Vatican has a time machine that can see into the past; maybe it's inside."

"Seeing the past? Can Earthlings do that?"

"Open it and you'll know if it's real or fake."

Each gear has 16 digits on it.

"A 16-digit combination lock can be cracked instantly by a computer password. But a mechanical lock requires repeated attempts, which is a waste of time. Let Delulu find the password."

"No need for that. Have you forgotten the advantages of our mucus species?"

Milia smiled and placed her hand on the gear lock.

Fingers flowed into the gaps of the lock like liquid.

A moment later, a "click" sound was heard.

The door lock opened immediately.

Li Ji eagerly opened the door.

A dim light shone into the dark safe.

There was only one shelf inside, on which sat a thick book.

Li Ji picked up the book, blew on it gently, and a thick layer of dust rose up. "This book hasn't been read in so many years."

The book cover features a picture of a goat's head with a blank stare, and there is no title.

"What's so special about a book?"

"Open it quickly and take a look."

The two curiously opened the book, which contained many ritual methods and was accompanied by special incantations.

Each ritual concluded with the inscription: "This ritual will summon demons."

"Is this a magic book?"

Milia, linking arms with Li Ji, said excitedly, "Let's try it! I want to see what the Earth Demon looks like."

Without the slightest hesitation, Li Ji said, "Let's try!"

What's there to be afraid of demons? We're aliens, why would we be afraid of your stinking demons from Earth? We'd love to capture them and put them on display in the zoo.

The two were so engrossed in summoning demons that they had long forgotten about Hong Xiuquan.

"The Vatican is so much fun."

Li Ji inspected the first ceremony.

[Use goat's blood to draw a six-pointed star shape on the ground, and place an 8-year-old child's skull, a pig's heart, fennel seeds, sulfur, a gold nugget, and corn on each of the six points.]

"Corn seems so familiar among all this stuff. Is the devil going to cook with this stuff? Where am I supposed to find this stuff?"

"There are other ceremonies to follow."

Milia turned the pages and saw the second ritual.

[Apply goat's blood to the face, then dance while holding a goat's skull; dance illustration included]

"Are demons really that obsessed with goat's blood? What about the Pope's blood?"

"Later."

They went through the various rituals and finally found one that they could complete.

Apply three drops of human blood to the soles of your feet, perform ten single-leg hops, and recite a spell.

"Kululaluso? That spell is a bit of a mouthful. Human blood is easy to get; we have some right here."

Both of them looked in unison at the Pope in God's arms.

"Your Holiness, Jesus asks you for a favor."

Seeing the sinister grin on Jesus' face, the Pope instinctively tried to back away, but his body was held in place by God, leaving him helpless.

"what are you up to?"

"It's just a small matter, academic research."

Li Ji grabbed the Pope's hand, shoved it into Shark Treasure's mouth, and scraped it against his canine teeth.

A bloodstain appeared on the Pope's index finger.

Li Ji lifted his foot and then put it down again: "Can we be considered to have soles?"

Milia shook her head.

"Your Holiness, I'll have to trouble you again."

"What are you going to do again?"

Li Ji instantly took off the Pope's shoes and dripped three drops of blood onto the soles of his feet.

"God, help the Pope hop three times on one leg."

"what!"

The Pope let out a scream. Before he could react, one of his old legs was lifted high into the air.

Then, in God's embrace, I did ten hops on one leg.

Li Ji patiently explained from the side, "The Pope learned to say 'kululaluso' from me."

"what is that?"

"Never mind that, just tell me quickly, or I'll keep jumping until you get a herniated disc."

"Kululaluso!" the Pope screamed in agony. "My leg! Put me down! The Lord is with me!"

Shark Baby jumped around while hugging the Pope, grinning foolishly: "That's right! That's right! I'm with you!"

Lee Ki smiled excitedly, carefully observing his surroundings as if nothing had happened.

"What's going on? This summoning ritual didn't work?"

He waved to the pope, who was as springy as a spring, and said, "Stop jumping."

The Pope, his old bones slumped on the ground, panting heavily, when he suddenly realized that he had just heard something extraordinary.

"What summoning ritual did you say?"

"A demon summoning ritual."

Li Ji showed the book with the sheep's head: "You guys are unreliable. You've hidden this useless stuff in a safe, making it look real."

The Pope's pupils trembled as he stared at the book: "It's over, we're all doomed."

(End of this chapter)