He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 28 Is this not my funeral?
Li Ji realized something was wrong and quickly pulled Sha Bao away from the group of old men.

As for Delulu?
She brought this on herself, so let her suffer a bit.

The old man opposite reacted quickly, lifting the car and smashing it onto Shuai with a crisp sound.

"We won! Hahaha!"

"It doesn't count!"

The old man in the plaid polo shirt hurriedly reached for the chess piece, but was stopped by the other man.

"Once a move is made, there's no going back, Old Wang, don't try to cheat me."

"It wasn't me who downloaded it!"

"It's as if you made several moves in this game yourself. Once a move is made, there's no going back; don't deny it."

Old Wang slammed his fist on the table in anger, and all the chess pieces bounced off the table.

He roared at Dailulu, "Little girl, a sergeant has already been checkmated, and you still call yourself a sergeant? If you don't understand, don't mess around."

The old man in the red helmet rebuked in a thick accent, "A true gentleman observes chess without speaking, don't you understand?"

"The girl is quite pretty, how can she be so unruly?"

Everyone except the victorious old man was blaming Delulu.

Looking at the pointing hands and the angry old man around her, Dailulu's heart was filled with turmoil.

I think I've become the center of attention, meow!
Delulu smiled excitedly.

The old men were getting creeped out of their skin, wondering if the young girl was mentally ill.
The old men's noisy voices fell silent instantly, and you could even hear the rustling sound of the wind blowing through Dailulu's flowing sleeves.

"Keep meowing. Don't stop, make it lively, meow."

She grabbed the old man in the red helmet's arm: "Come on, point at me and say 'meow' again."

The old man in the red helmet had lost his earlier arrogance. He twisted his thin body and struggled desperately, his eyes filled with terror as if he had seen his great-grandmother come back to life.

An old man was the first to walk away in a panic, and soon a second old man ran away as well.

In no time, all the old men at the stall had disappeared, leaving only the paper chessboard blown by the wind and a blue slipper on the ground.

"Don't go, meow! The fun isn't over yet, meow!"

Dailu walked briskly up to Li Ji, raised her head proudly, and said, "See that, meow? This is the perfect way to join in the fun, to be the center of attention, meow. Learn from meow."

"I can't learn that." Li Ji was laughing so hard he almost fainted.

Shark Baby stared at Dailulu, seemingly lost in thought.

After bidding farewell to the old men's noisy shouts, Li Ji realized that he could hear the sounds of suona horns and gongs in the distance.

The music was mournful, like funeral music.

Judging from the direction, it's the neighborhood where my parents live.

Finally, the opportunity has arrived.

"It looks lively over there, let's go join in."

"Good meow."

Dailulu readily agreed, and she excitedly danced with her flowing sleeves, as if she were practicing military boxing.

As they moved forward, the funeral music grew louder and louder.

It's almost certain that the sound originated from their own Tianyue residential complex.

"The music of Earth is so cheerful."

Li Ji looked at Sha Bao in disbelief.

"I want to record it."

Shark pulled a smooth vinyl record from his pocket and used his teeth to scratch marks on it little by little.

Li Ji is curious about how many undeveloped features Shark Treasure still has.

This isn't human; it's just a toolbox.

They continued walking and soon arrived at Tianyue Community, an open-style old community.

Rows of old-style apartment buildings stand side by side, their yellowed walls covered in lush green ivy.

Downstairs, cars and electric bikes of all kinds were parked haphazardly.

Li Ji's family had been talking about moving to a new house for a long time, but his mother always said that this place was close to the noodle shop and convenient to live in.

Actually, the family wanted to save that money for his wedding.

Following the sound of mournful music, I continued walking in. The heavy gongs and drums struck my heart like a hammer blow, and the sharp sound of the suona almost pierced my eardrums.

"What a beautiful kitten."

Looking in the direction Dailulu was pointing, wreaths were placed all over the lawn below Unit 3 of Building 7.

Everything was white, as if it were winter, with a layer of snow on the ground. A band dressed in all white were playing drums and gongs downstairs.

I didn't see the deceased's family members; they should still be upstairs, waiting for the hearse to arrive before they carry the deceased down.

Li Ji looked at the familiar apartment building and his heart skipped a beat.

"Building number three, isn't this my home?"

"Oh my god! Is this going to be my funeral?"

Unexpectedly, he wasn't the first person to call him, but the first person to attend his funeral.

Li Ji hurriedly walked to the wreath, which only read "May you have a safe journey" and did not include his name.

Just as he was about to turn back, he saw Dailulu pick a white chrysanthemum from the wreath and happily pin it to her hair.

"what are you doing?"

"Flower-picking cat, can't you tell, meow?"

As she spoke, Delulu picked another flower and pinned it to the other side.

"Research shows that 96.45% of women on Earth pick wildflowers growing by the roadside to use as hair ornaments, meow. Pretty, meow?"

Li Ji plucked the chrysanthemum from her hair and put it back in.

You can mess with other people's wreaths all you want, but don't even think about touching mine!
“Look carefully, these are handicrafts made from picked flowers, not wildflowers.”

"This is a funeral for Earthlings, and we have to join in the fun."

Delulu's eyes lit up: "An Earthling's Funeral, meow?"

"Is it too advanced for us to be working on this kind of research topic right now, meow?"

"Are you scared?"

"How could that be, meow? I, Delulu, never back down, meow."

They were about to go upstairs when they discovered that Shark was gone.

The two looked around but couldn't find any trace of Shark.

Li Ji quickly went to ask the suona player next to him.

"Big brother, have you seen where that little boy in overalls went?"

The older brother was playing the suona, his face flushed red, and since he couldn't use his hands, he could only point to the entrance of the building with his foot.

"Thank you, brother."

Enter through the unit door and go up the stairs.

The door to room 602 was open, and the sound of a middle-aged woman crying in grief could be heard from inside.

The room was filled with the smell of burning paper money.

A dozen or so people dressed in white mourning clothes gathered sadly around the bed, and a middle-aged woman held the body on the bed and wept bitterly.

The person behind her patted her back: "Third sister, please accept my condolences."

The sound of footsteps came from the doorway.

A little boy wearing overalls walked in.

His posture was very strange, like an old man watching a commotion, craning his neck and with his hands behind his back.

Everyone looked at him in surprise.

"Little friend, have you gone to the wrong place?"

The little boy didn't speak, but turned his head slightly, scrutinizing each of them.

Shark Bao fixed her gaze on the middle-aged woman who was crying by the bedside; she was clearly the center of the whole commotion.

Then he picked up the white tablecloth from the table, draped it over himself, knelt down by the bed with a thud, and burst into tears.

"Whose child is this?"

The group looked at each other, as if trying to confirm whether they were related.

The farewell ceremony was held at the funeral home, where all the family members were the closest relatives. Where did this little boy come from?
Could it be the neighbor's child, who was close to the deceased, and came to cry?

On a day of great sorrow, it is not appropriate to be violent towards a child.

"Little friend, what's your name? Who's your father?"

"My name is Shark Baby, and my father is Lee Ki."

As soon as this statement came out, there was an uproar.

Li Ji, who was standing at the door, heard the words coming from inside the house and one foot froze in mid-air, unable to put it down for a long time.

(End of this chapter)