He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 287 Departure, Searching for the Signal Source
Milia asked excitedly, "Is it okay?"

"Hmm, if you wear that outfit, what will the Pope wear?"

"Just wear his usual clothes. I think the outfit he wore on TV this afternoon suits him very well."

"The one from this afternoon?"

Li Ji recalled the little old man wearing black stockings and a suspender dress.

"Absolutely not! Let's save him some face! The three of you, don't cause any trouble. Go find a place to rest now and wait for me to come back."

"Okay, meow! With me leading the team, you can rest assured, meow."

Delulu puffed out her chest and smiled like Tom the cat.

"I worry most about you."

Li Ji walked out of the archives and called to his senior, explaining the situation to her.

As a special agent assigned to Earth, finding extraterrestrials on Earth is my job.

Having found the source of the opportune moment, one might even be able to earn merit and a bonus.

After listening to the call, Gu Yuqing said, "I understand. I'll arrange the teleportation portal for you right away."

Li Ji asked excitedly, "Can the portal directly transport you 500 light-years away?"

Gu Yuqing put down her e-book and frowned in confusion: "Have you been reading too many cultivation novels?"

"Huh? Why did you say 'also'?"

"It's not important. I will send you and the slender one to our spaceship's hangar, and you will pilot the spaceship to the target point 500 light-years away to check the situation."

"Aren't you going with us?"

"I really want to go, but I'm tied up with other things right now."

After saying that, Gu Yuqing turned to the next page of the novel.

"Okay, senior, you've really worked too hard."

"It's all for the alliance, so it's all worth it no matter how hard or tiring it is. I can't talk to you anymore, the situation is very urgent right now."

"Okay, goodbye, senior."

Gu Yuqing hung up the phone and typed rapidly on the screen.

Dolly, standing next to her, turned around with a mischievous grin: "Sis, arguing with someone again?"

"This guy doesn't understand the plot at all. He acted like he hadn't seen the author's first two paragraphs and started spouting nonsense. I'm going to spout nonsense until he doubts his existence!"

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Li Ji stepped into the green portal that appeared on the wall.

Behind the door stretched an endless sea.

The sea and sky merge into one, forming an endless expanse of blue.

Just a second ago, Li Ji was exclaiming, "The sea is so beautiful!"

The next second, he lost his footing and fell into the sea.

The deep blue seawater quickly enveloped him, and a cool sensation penetrated his skin.

"Was the senior student in such a hurry that she set the coordinates so casually, or is the spaceship just sitting in the sea?"

Fortunately, I am amphibious, so I don't know where the long, thin thing will land.

Just as Li Ji was about to swim upstream, he saw a burst of bubbles rising from below and passing through his line of sight.

He quickly looked down, fearing it might be some kind of ferocious beast.

Before I could see the source of the bubbles, I saw a huge Mexican cowboy hat slowly floating up.

"This thing looks so familiar."

"Wow! It's long and thin!"

In the deep sea, a large yellow head was seen splashing around incessantly.

A continuous stream of brainwave pollution was detected.

"Help!"

"I'm dying!"

“The sea water is so salty!”

"It tastes pretty good. Hehe."

"I can't swim! Someone please save me!"

"This little fish is quite cute."

Li Ji dove in: "You stupid, skinny idiot, can't swim but you're thinking about watching fish."

As he kept swimming downstream, his brainwaves kept surging towards him.

"That little sea turtle over there is quite nice too."

"If I die, they'll eat me." "That would be a good deed."

Christ said: Being eaten by sea creatures is not necessarily a bad thing.

Li Ji shouted, "Christ never said such a thing!"

Four slender eyes suddenly opened, meeting Li Ji's gaze.

"Li Ji! Come save me! My back is a little itchy. I ate twelve eggs at noon. The seawater is so cold. That fish looks delicious."

"At a time like this, can't you concentrate a little better?!"

Li Ji rescued the thin, long strip and lifted him to the surface of the water.

The slender strip opened its mouth wide, breathing heavily and unrestrainedly.

"I'm alive! Li Ji, thank you so much, you're truly my good friend. My stomach is a little bloated from eating too many eggs. I need to poop."

"You can't defecate! Do you even know where the spaceship is?"

"The spaceship is on that island."

A verdant, uninhabited island came to mind for Li Ji.

He looked around and saw only a small island in the distance, which he estimated to be more than ten kilometers away.

"It can't be that, can it?"

"That's it. I really need to poop."

"Don't poop! We're in the water! What's wrong with you, senior? Why did you send us so far away? It must be because the situation she's facing is too urgent. We should be more understanding."

Gu Yuqing sneezed as she turned the page of her novel: "I must have caught a cold from staying up all night reading novels. I'll go to sleep after I finish this chapter."

Li Ji swam all the way to the island, pulling the thin rope along the way.

He lay on his back on the beach, letting the waves wash over his tired body.

"Why are you so heavy?"

"I've eaten a lot of hamburgers since coming to Earth."

How many hamburgers do you want?

"Three."

"Three meals a day isn't much."

"No."

Li Ji jumped up from the beach in surprise: "Three in one meal?"

The slender man chuckled, "Three in one bite."

The huge rift split into four pieces, and in one bite, it swallowed three super-sized hamburgers. Lee Ki could even smell the strong nitric acid odor.

"Stop reminiscing. Let's go in the spaceship."

Li Ji got up and, together with the slender man, explored deeper into the pirate territory.

"My senior must have hidden the spaceship in a secret place to avoid being discovered by Earthlings. I asked her, but she hasn't replied yet. I guess she's out there playing a game of wits with the cunning Earthlings."

At this moment, Gu Yuqing was lying in bed, and she opened a new chapter: "The author is so cunning, he actually cut off a chapter. I promise, I'll go to sleep after reading this chapter!"

The slender man looked around and said, "There's a good chance there are secret buttons on the rocks and trees."

"That makes sense."

As soon as Li Ji turned his head, he saw a raised red button on the tree trunk next to him.

He was overjoyed: "There really is a button!"

He excitedly walked over and pressed the button, but there was no response at all.

"What's going on? Why isn't the button working?"

When he turned around again, the button had disappeared.

A voice suddenly came to my mind: "Actually, the button I just pressed was something I imagined. I'm really sorry."

"Can you please control your boundless imagination?!"

"Definitely next time."

They kept walking.

Parting the last vine, I was surprised to see a U-shaped interstellar speedboat parked on a patch of grass.

Li Ji sighed: "Long and thin, can you please stop imagining? Even in dreams there are basic rules. What idiot would park a spaceship in a place like this? Earth's satellites would spot it immediately."

No one responded.

"Long and thin strips?"

All that could be seen was a slender creature with four white eyes rolling back, drooling, yet its hands and feet continued to move as if they had a mind of their own.

(End of this chapter)