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Chapter 291 Hong Xiuquan Stands at the Top of the World

Delulu was very dissatisfied with the Pope's actions.

She originally intended to give the position of Pope to Steve, after all, he had shown her the way when she was lost, and was considered Hong Xiuquan's first supporter.

However, considering how hard the Pope has worked, he will be allowed to serve for a few more years.

Later, she discussed with the Pope whether Steve could be canonized.

That little brat Pope actually refused, saying that saints could only be conferred titles after death.

Delulu was so angry that she almost went and killed Steve.

In the end, I could only reluctantly give Steve a small medal to play with.

But Delulu still felt bad. The other person had been so good to her, and she had only managed to get him a small medal.

The Pope deliberately avoided Delulu's fierce gaze, yet he was met with the expectant eyes of the believers.

The draft of the investiture ceremony, which he had ordered someone to write overnight, had only just been received by him, and he was still unsure of its validity.

Yesterday he asked Dailulu what contributions this person had made.
Delulu casually remarked, "When we were queuing at St. Peter's Basilica, he told us that we wouldn't see the Pope on this road."

"That's it?"

"Isn't that enough, meow?"

Looking into Delulu's fierce eyes, the Pope gritted his teeth and said, "Enough, more than enough."

He woke up his clerk overnight to write a draft, hoping his subordinates would be reliable, since it was indeed a bit difficult to package "giving directions to people in scenic spots" as a reasonable reason for awarding a medal.

"He—" The Pope was also somewhat surprised by the words on the manuscript, "has pointed out the way for countless lost people."

“Use the teachings of Jesus Christ to correct people from the wrong path.”

It takes skill to package directions like this.

"He made great efforts to popularize the Church and spread papal ideas."

Helping these people find themselves is also a kind of effort.

The Pope read from the manuscript for a full two minutes.

Steve himself was stunned.

Is this really me?

Delulu listened with satisfaction: "I never expected Steve to be such an outstanding young man. I knew my judgment of people was right, meow."

Seeing the Pope sweating profusely as he read, Li Ji couldn't help but laugh. It was quite an achievement for the Pope to be able to concoct such a long story and read it aloud without batting an eye.

After the medal ceremony, the crowd erupted in thunderous applause once again, with everyone shouting Steve's name.

His two friends, who came with him, clapped and exchanged puzzled glances.

"How come I didn't know Steve was a Christian?"

"He may have been secretly carrying out propaganda activities. On the surface, he may be promoting Marxist thought, but in reality, he is promoting Christian thought."

"That's quite well hidden."

The Pope looked at the surging crowd below and took a deep breath.

He and Delulu exchanged glances.

Then close your eyes and silently pray, "May God bless you."

The cardinals behind him prepared to leave, while FBI agents made their way through the crowd to behind the curtain, ready to await the Pope's return.

But they saw the Pope suddenly extend his hands.

The restless crowd fell silent instantly.

The FBI agents stopped in their tracks, puzzled: "What is he going to do? Was this part of the process planned beforehand?"

The cardinal standing nearby shook his head: "We don't know either."

The Pope made up his mind and slowly began to speak.

“Yesterday, I saw Jesus and God.”

"This isn't a rhetorical device; we really saw them in person." A murmur of surprise rippled through the square.

The FBI agent's brow furrowed deeply: "What is he saying?"

The cardinals exchanged bewildered glances: "What on earth happened?"

The Pope said earnestly, “You need not be alarmed. My initial reaction was the same as everyone else’s; I also didn’t believe it. But the Lord is all-knowing and all-powerful, so what is there that He cannot do?”

Shark Baby nodded in satisfaction: "That's right, that's right."

Li Ji was trying so hard to suppress his laughter that he almost suffered internal injuries.

The Pope continued, "They gave me a special mission. As we all know, the Bible has not been updated for a long time, and even the newly added passages are various interpretations of Jesus' life."

"But what exactly happened between God and Jesus after his crucifixion? I think everyone here is just as curious about this as I am."

The audience erupted in another uproar.

The older man next to Li Ji pulled him aside and kept repeating, "That's right. What did God and Jesus do after that? They certainly weren't idle; they must have done a lot more for us. Don't you think so?"

Lee Ki covered his mouth, trying to suppress his laughter. Unable to speak, he could only nod repeatedly in response.

The Pope continued, "So what I'm going to announce today is the current situation that they strongly want us to know."

The older brother gripped Li Ji's arm, trembling with excitement: "What could it be? What could it be? I'm so excited!"

Li Ji pried open his elder brother Changmao's hand: "It's okay, you'll get even more excited after hearing this."

Countless cameras were pointed at the windows of St. Peter's Basilica, and countless worshippers in front of their televisions held their breath in anticipation of this moment.

The Pope formally announced into the microphone: "God is married."

The entire square was like a boiling pot, and the frantic shouts of the people were enough to trigger an earthquake.

Li Ji's ears were almost deafened by the shouts from the people around him.

"Oh my god!"

"I can't believe it!"

"Didn't God and Mary get married? How filthy of him!"

An excited host exclaimed to the camera, "Unbelievable! The Pope has announced earth-shattering news: God has gotten married! This has undoubtedly shaken everyone's long-held beliefs. I really can't understand the Pope's reason for announcing this."

The Pope explained: "The sacred system of monogamy was ordained by God, and we have reason to believe that He Himself followed such a system."

Delulu let out a faint meow, urging the Pope to get to the point quickly.

The Pope continued, "His wife was a rural woman named Ms. Wang from Guangxi, China, in the 18th century."

The whole place erupted in chaos.

"What fuck!" echoed throughout the square.

Even some of the cardinals swore.

An FBI agent asked incredulously, "Are you sure he wasn't switched yesterday? Isn't he a clone?"

Sensing the public's agitation, the Pope was forced to offer further explanation.

"God created man, and all mankind are God's people. This includes people of all races."

"God's followers also come from all over the world."

"It's perfectly normal for him to marry a Chinese woman."

The older man next to Li Ji clutched his chest, breathing heavily with difficulty: "I'm not the kind of person who's very conservative. If God wants me to get married, I'll accept it, as long as we don't have children."

"If you don't leave first, what follows might be even more shocking."

The older brother smiled and said, "What could be more impactful than God getting married?"

At that moment, the Pope's gospel resounded throughout St. Peter's Square.

"They had a child named Hong Xiuquan."

(End of this chapter)