He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 294 Terry Wong almost got Lee Ji imprisoned
Terry Wong gripped the microphone on the table nervously.

This was his first time appearing on a television program, and such a grand current affairs commentary program at that.

He was surrounded by experts in various fields, while he was just a blogger.

Not only were there audience members in the audience, but there were also countless viewers in front of their televisions.

He watched the camera flashing red light and couldn't help but sweat.

His life has been completely changed ever since he returned from Fukushima with Mickey.

To be precise, I came back from Fukushima, while Mickey came back from XZ.

They made a video of their amnesia trip to Fukushima.

He insists that he saw an alien shrimp with a pair of giant arms and a black and white alien turtle in Fukushima.

Meanwhile, his companion Mickey lost all his memories after landing in Fukushima and entering Futaba Town. When he regained his memories, he inexplicably appeared in China XZ.

His passport did not have a visa for entering China.

The video of the two went viral on the internet as soon as it was uploaded.

Many people flocked to Fukushima in search of the aliens Terry had described.

In the end, all efforts were in vain.

However, Mickey's return journey from XZ was recorded in its entirety, making it impossible to question.

Therefore, Mickey is far more popular than Terry on the internet.

Mickey has since offered conspiracy theories on various events, and his popularity continues to soar.

Fortunately, even after Mickey became successful, he didn't forget to bring his brother along, always helping him with his account. It was thanks to Mickey's insistence that Terry had the opportunity to come on this show.

Terry spoke earnestly into the microphone: "The Pope said he saw God and Jesus, which may be true. I think God and Jesus, and even Hong Xiuquan, might be aliens."

This remark drew laughter from the entire audience.

The bald detective scoffed, "The last joke like that was 'God is a Girl.' But at least that was a good song."

Terry didn't care at all; he knew perfectly well why the TV station had invited them both.

They simply wanted to use the traffic of social media bloggers to attract young viewers, while they saw themselves as the less popular member of the duo as a clown promoting alien absurd theories.

But he didn't care; he just wanted to tell the world what he had observed.

He was certain that the truth would be discovered.

A set of photos appeared on the large screen behind me.

The photo on the left shows the Pope giving a speech, with his bodyguards also in the frame.

On the right is a set of headshots.

Including close-ups of bodyguard Shark and Delulu.

And images of Hong Xiuquan and God.

“Look at these two sets of photos. The one on the left is of the Pope speaking, and the two bodyguards in it are very strange.”

"Look at the two photos on the right, one is a portrait of God in Genesis, and the other is a portrait of Hong Xiuquan."

"Although they were wearing sunglasses, the two bodyguards looked very similar to the portrait."

There was a burst of discussion at the scene.

The bald detective squinted as he carefully examined the two sets of photos: "We can't see the eyes, but judging from the facial bones, the similarity is as high as 85%."

“That’s right!” Terry Wong shouted excitedly. “This is really unusual. The only explanation for their presence here is supernatural forces. Aliens are the best explanation.”

Li Ji's heart tightened upon hearing this; he felt his shoulder being gripped tightly.

His companions gathered behind him, their eyes glued to the television. Shark said earnestly, "Should I go and silence him now?"

"He's in America, you can't get there."

"The president of the Alien Council is a terrifying being. What should we do now, meow?"

"The only option is to call on my senior to summon a worldwide memory cleansing operation. I hope I have the face to do so."

Just as Li Ji picked up the communicator, he heard Terry Wong shouting on the television: "God created the world, which means aliens used their technology to bring life to Earth. Only they have the ability to completely transform the entire planet in a week."

Li Ji put down the communicator: "We were overthinking it. There's nothing to worry about with this guy."

Shark said, "The thing he's talking about has nothing to do with us, so does that mean it can be blamed on the person who terraformed the planet?"

Everyone was staring at Shark Baby like she was an idiot.

Why are you looking at me like that?

The bald detective's furious voice came from the television: "I've had enough of this. Young man, don't be a clown trying to attract attention. We're discussing serious social issues, don't bring out your conspiracy theories."

Li Ji was momentarily dazed. The detective's previous argument seemed to be that "the world's two major powers joined forces to frame the Catholic Church." Was that a serious viewpoint?
The bald detective pointed at the screen and declared confidently, "Let me tell you, this can be done without supernatural means. All you need is to make two human face masks. Current mask-making technology can even alter bone structure, so these masks are easy to make. There's absolutely no need for aliens."

"Let me ask you again, what kind of aliens are so bored that they would ask the Pope to announce that God has a second son? Are these aliens mentally ill?"

Dailulu kept breathing on the screen: "Target locked, meow."

Li Ji grabbed her hand and urged, "Sister, calm down!"

Terry argued, "What's wrong with aliens wanting to clear up misunderstandings and tell people about their family situation? Influencers do that too."

Dailu nodded repeatedly: "That's right, that's right, meow. This bald guy doesn't know anything at all, meow. No wonder he's the president of the Alien Council, he's so much better than these ignorant Earthlings, meow."

Lee Kee cautioned, "You'd better not side with Terry Wong. If he wins the debate, we might end up in jail."

"I'm only on the side of justice, meow. I'll remember this chimpanzee, meow."

"Your face blindness is so severe that it's hard to believe."

Finally, amidst overwhelming laughter, Terry Wong was ushered out of the studio.

The experts argued back and forth, but no answer came out.

The same dispute also occurred during a video conference.

The Pope's computer screen showed the heads of both the FBI and CIA at the same time.

"Those present today should have sufficient authority to know exactly what happened yesterday. Your Holiness, please tell us. This is crucial for the protection of humanity."

After confirming that there was no one else online, the Pope recounted what had happened that day.

After listening, Director Cash tried to loosen his clenched teeth: "Your Holiness, I would like to confirm again. Are you saying that Jesus used the Book of Satan to summon demons to lick the soles of your feet, just to test your exorcism skills? I hope my statement is correct."

"That's right. Absolutely correct."

Both bureau chiefs did their best to control their expressions and ensure they did not make any disrespectful gestures.

The CIA director began, "According to the files, there is a spy machine in the Vatican that can see into the past. Could we use that machine to examine what happened yesterday? After all, it's too incredible."

"What file? I don't know anything about such a thing." Director Kash looked bewildered.

"Don't you have this file in the FBI?"

"No."

The CIA director cursed, "Fuck, I leaked information. Let's pretend none of this ever happened, okay?"

The two nodded.

The Pope explained, "The peephole only shows the outdoor scene. And it was damaged after Jesus left."

(End of this chapter)