He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 307 Nini is shocked to receive a group invitation.
Chapter 307 Nini is shocked to receive a group invitation.
Nini rested her chin on her hand, her golden face curving into a rounded shape, and she sighed helplessly.
"Don't even mention it, it's that jelly guy in our class who always skips class. He hasn't come to class all semester, and he only barely passed with a 60 because the teacher took care of him. Who knew he'd get a perfect score on his make-up exam for Earth Behavior this time?"
Dania put down her drink in surprise: "The Jelly Man's body structure is so different from that of an Earthling, how could he get a perfect score?"
Nini became more and more excited as she spoke: "Not only that, he got full marks in all the research activities for the subsequent courses, and he even collected data for our professors. He knows all kinds of Earth knowledge very well. The scariest thing is that he knows everything about the Earth's network."
Dania's golden pupils widened slightly: "You're really that good. I've heard that filtering online information across cultures is the most difficult thing. You never know which of these foreigners' words are true and reliable, and which are worthless garbage. This is an ability that can only be cultivated by immersing oneself in that cultural circle for a long time."
Nini scratched the back of her long head in frustration: "I'm starting to suspect that the semester this guy skipped classes was spent actually living on Earth."
"Very likely. Although he's very talented, his previous score was only 60 points. Even if he's incredibly talented, it'll be difficult for him to catch up with you, right?"
“I’ve calculated it. All his subsequent scores will need to be at least 95 points to catch up with me.”
"Then you just need to score above 95 every time."
"But he always takes 100!"
"Then you take 100."
Nini stared blankly at the other person; sometimes she felt annoyed by the emotional intelligence of her own kind.
"If I could get a hundred, what would I have to worry about? None of that matters anymore. Even if I beat Li Ji, there's still Dai Lulu ahead of me. Why am I so unlucky to run into this pair of jinxes!"
She continued excitedly, "The next round of provincial scholarships is coming up, and our major only has a maximum of two spots. Dai Lulu has practically secured one, and the other spot is between Li Ji and me. I have a higher score, but he has more project experience. I think I'm going to lose to him again! Waaaaah~"
Nini buried her face in her arms on the gold table and burst into tears.
With the straightforwardness typical of the Golden Man, Dania paid no attention to Nini's crying and continued to berate her.
"That's because you've always wanted to be number one since you were little, and you were afraid you couldn't compete with other majors, so you took the shortcut of studying Earth Science."
“I told you before that if you studied planetary atmospheric development like me, even if you only got into the top ten in your major, you would still have a chance to find a job.”
"Now look what's happened, we've run into these two nemesis, it's like trying to steal three chickens but losing our own heads instead."
Nini buried her head in the slender, golden arms, sobbing sadly, "Sister Dania, your words are so hurtful. Waaah~"
Dania stood up and reprimanded him sternly, "This is a family of Golden People, how can you be crying and wailing like this! I think you've learned from Earthlings and forgotten the strong character of the Golden People! Have you forgotten our traditional virtues?"
Nini stood up, wiped away the golden tears from the corners of her eyes, and said in a tearful voice, "Strong, mean, vicious~"
"Louder, I can't hear you!"
"Strong! Harsh! Vicious!"
Nini cried out, her pretty golden face contorted in pain, and golden tears fell onto the table like fresh beans.
The golden figures around them stopped talking and shouted in unison.
"Strong! Harsh! Vicious!"
"Strong! Harsh! Vicious!"
"Strong! Harsh! Vicious!"
The entire pyramid echoed with the purest shouts of the golden-bodied people, a culture deeply ingrained in their character. Sister Dania patted Nini on the shoulder and said earnestly, "You utterly useless piece of trash. From childhood, we endured insults from our parents and families, suffered harassment from teachers at school, and malicious competition from classmates. Outside the school gates, passersby greeted each other with the most vicious language."
"Do you remember how Aunt Farrow treated you when you got second place in the class in eighth grade?"
Nini blew her nose and choked up, "I remember, Mom sent me to an asteroid, without giving me water or food, and told me to find a way back to my home planet myself."
What did you do back then?
Nini kept sobbing: "I kidnapped a passing deliveryman and stole his spaceship to get back."
The golden figures around him applauded, exclaiming, "What an excellent child!"
Dania said sternly, "Our upbringing made us extremely strong. What made you so weak now?"
Nini's voice was almost hoarse: "Sister Dania, I'm so desperate. I've realized that no matter how hard I try, I probably can't surpass the two of them!"
"That's because you've been domesticated by Earthlings' behavioral norms! The Golden-bodied People have their own behavioral patterns; they'll stop at nothing, use every means at their disposal, and never give up until they achieve their goal!"
A strong, golden-bodied man nearby loudly echoed, "That's right! That's how it should be! Little girl, don't be a coward! At worst, just kill these two competitors! The golden-bodied people are meant to be the strongest, and whether the methods are legal or not doesn't matter."
Nini wiped away her tears and smiled through them. She held Dania's hand and said, "Thank you, Sister Dania. I understand."
She turned to the golden-bodied man and shouted, "Thank you, you old and ugly uncle!"
The middle-aged man smiled slightly: "You're welcome, you cowardly piece of trash."
Suddenly, the warning lights overhead turned on, and the entire pyramid turned crimson.
Everyone immediately looked around in a panic.
A group of fully armed old ladies rushed in through the door.
Despite his aged appearance, he moved with surprising agility, wielding a laser gun and surrounding the man from before.
"Don't move! Aliper, you're under arrest for allegedly massacring all the math teachers at Milford Middle School No. 3!"
The old lady put silver round handcuffs on Aliper.
Aliper didn't resist, but shouted, "I am the best math teacher at Milwall Third High School! Without a doubt! I will be the best prisoner in the prison! You cowardly little girl, don't give up!"
As Aliper's shouts faded into the distance, the club returned to its previous harmonious atmosphere.
Watching the door slowly close, Dania said somewhat awkwardly, "Although traditional culture teaches me to be ruthless, I still have to conform to the times and the core values of the alliance."
Nini nodded: "I understand."
Nini's communicator suddenly rang, and she checked it to find that it was a message from His Highness the Crown Prince.
[Dear Nini, this is to inform you that you have been recruited as an assistant researcher by the newly established Earth Mythology Research Group. Please report to my office as soon as possible.]
Nini stared in disbelief at the message in her hand: "Mom is right, as long as you are mean enough, the world will treat you kindly."
"Li Ji, Dai Lulu, just wait for me to overtake you on the curve!"
(End of this chapter)
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