He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 315 Li Ji and the Catwoman have a pleasant conversation, while Delulu is angry.

Cat Flower explained, "There are three requirements for Master Barney's exhibits, meow."

Li Ji immediately took out his communicator and began taking notes.

"First, it must have a story, meow. There must be a touching story behind this collectible, meow."

Li Ji immediately realized the problem: "Wait a minute! What's the story behind Cat Egg?"

Cat Flower's delivery was so expressive and affected, it sounded like a primary school Chinese class representative reciting a text. "A kitten fell into the clutches of an evil doctor, struggling to resist but unable to escape, meow. An alien girl, with a heart full of compassion, wanted to help, but hesitated, ultimately becoming an accomplice of the evil doctor and her master, meow."

"Delulu said that? What kind of weird plot is this? She's overacting."

"In short, it has to have a story-like feel, meow."

"And the second point?"

"Secondly, it must contain thought-provoking philosophical insights, meow."

Li Ji couldn't hold back any longer: "May I ask, what philosophy is behind the cat egg?"

Cat Flower explained, "Don't mistake it for genitalia, meow."

"If not as reproductive organs, what are they for? Food?"

"That's a bit too much, meow. Don't try to pique my interest like that, I don't like guys with weird tastes, meow. But it does get my attention, meow." Cat Flower rested her chin on her hands, a charming smile on her face.

Li Ji pulled out a high-powered screwdriver: "If you swoon again, I'll stab you to death with this."

"You're so fierce, meow. But you're also quite domineering, meow." Her peach blossom eyes flashed frequently.

"Speak properly!"

"Okay, meow. Cat eggs are not just cat eggs, but also evidence of the exploitation of Earth's pets by primitive humans. It reconstructs the relationship between humans and animals, and the unnecessary sterilization surgery makes us reflect. Do we love our pets or use them as tools to satisfy our own distorted needs?"

Li Ji felt a headache coming on; this explanation was exactly the same as what Dai Lulu had said.

No wonder Master Barney admires Delulu so much; these two mentally ill people have exactly the same thought process.

It's just a simple matter of "ga dan" (a Chinese idiom meaning to slap something on the ground), but to elevate it to a philosophical level is just too insane.

"You can start with the third point."

"The third and most important point, meow. It's about aesthetics, meow."

A pair of bloody lumps of flesh exploded precisely in Li Ji's mind like a missile, the aftershocks of the bombardment making a buzzing sound that left him unable to calm down for a long time.

He couldn't take it anymore: "I can tolerate the stories and philosophy. But can someone tell me what's so aesthetically pleasing about a pair of cat eggs?!"

"I'll tell you, meow."

This is not a question!

"Actually, I don't quite understand either, and I find it kind of disgusting, meow. But that's what Master Barney said, meow."

Li Ji watched as Xiao Hua curled herself into a ball of fur.

"what are you doing?"

no answer.

Suddenly, I heard Cat Flower squeezing out a voice trying to sound powerful.

"The sphere is the most beautiful shape!"

Li Ji felt confused.

"Is this imitating Master Barney's physique and voice? It doesn't sound like thunder at all, it sounds more like someone choking on a mouthful of phlegm!"

"The white flesh and the bright red surface complement each other perfectly, like a meticulously designed beauty!"

"He's just a pure flesh-and-blood maniac!"

The fluffy ball jumped upwards, and its cat ears and paws popped out, revealing the adorable catgirl once again.

"That's what he said, meow."

"I'll try to digest it."

Li Ji sensed that the search for exhibits would not be smooth, as Master Barney's preferences were completely unpredictable.

Cat Flower reminded her again: "Remember to collect a few more exhibits for your selection, meow. Master Barney's next exhibition will be held in 7 planetary days, so be sure to collect the exhibits before then, meow."

"understood."

Seven planetary days means that this is the only time Li Ji will have the opportunity to go to Egypt.

If she doesn't seize this opportunity, Cat Flower will probably lose trust in herself, and her plan to get to know social elites through Master Barney will fall through.

Throughout the journey, Delulu listened to the incessant static noise beside her, and the other person's arrogant tone made her extremely annoyed.

"Can you stay away from me, meow?"

“This is a public area, and I have the right to walk around here. Miss Deluru, please allow me to reiterate, my exhibition this time is themed around 'death,' and I’m sure it will pique your interest.” “I have no interest in death, meow!”

If the opponent hadn't been a highly lethal ball lightning bolt, Delulu would have even considered fighting him.

Her head was filled with a buzzing sound of electricity.

She didn't understand what Li Ji was doing.

Isn't Lee Ki the secret bodyguard his mother prepared for him?
Why is it that despite being harassed by this strange lightning uncle for so long, Li Ji hasn't reacted at all, and instead seems to be having a great time chatting with that calico cat?

Men are all like this; they get carried away when they see a beautiful woman.

Suddenly, several fully armed penguins charged over, brandishing electronic cannons as big as chimneys.

The dark muzzle was aimed at Master Barney.

"Sir, you have seriously disrupted campus order. Please leave immediately."

"Do you know who I am?"

Master Barney proudly radiates brilliant arcs of electricity, symbolizing his splendid life.

"five."

"I am the most renowned exhibition master in the entire galaxy."

"Four."

The crowd that had been watching had dispersed to a distance of more than ten meters.

Li Ji and Dai Lulu also dispersed.

"I have won the Stars Award seven times."

"three."

Cat Xiaohua also quietly ran to Li Ji's side.

Only two Land Shark bodyguards remained to protect Master Barney.

“You shouldn’t be violent towards such a master. Put down your weapons now, and I can give you an autograph.”

"really?"

The penguin carrying the cannon's tail rushed out excitedly.

The heavy cannon barrel knocked the penguin carrying the cannon head to the ground.

"Jenny!"

The penguin in charge grabbed the one who had run away by the back of the neck, pulled up a thick layer of fur, and dragged him back.

"Get back to your posts quickly. There are appropriate occasions for idol worship."

"Ok."

He reluctantly staggered back, but didn't forget to grin and wave to Master Barney.

He went back, picked up the breechblock, and apologized to his colleague who had been crushed: "I'm sorry, Kachi."

"It's okay, I was just a little slower than you. You were the one who was supposed to be on top."

Master Bani said confidently, “I won’t stay here for long; I will leave soon.”

"two."

"Young man, it's good to be responsible, but don't—"

A dazzling white light shot out from the cannon's muzzle, so bright it was almost blinding, and instantly engulfed Master Barney.

The people around immediately covered their eyes.

When they opened their eyes, all that remained were two naked land sharks clutching their groins.

Li Ji couldn't believe it: "Master Barney has been eliminated?"

Cat Flower said calmly, "No, not at all. He was just bombarded into tiny ions, meow. He does that all the time, no need to make a fuss, meow."

Li Ji noticed that the onlookers around him did not react unusually.

Cat Flower took out an instrument that looked like a temperature gun and waved it in the air for a while. The screen on the instrument flashed.

"Alright, boss, the collection rate has reached 100%, meow. Lee Ki, I'm going now, keep in touch, meow."

Li Ji waved goodbye to Mao Xiaohua, and the onlookers gradually dispersed.

"Li Ji, you're having a good time with that girl, meow?"

(End of this chapter)