He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 318 The Crown Prince is mocked by Shark Baby (Too abstract, but I like it)

Delulu jumped up from the sand dune angrily, the gold and silver jewelry on her cropped white shirt jingling and reflecting the sunlight beautifully.

"What's wrong with my outfit, meow? This is authentic Egyptian clothing, meow."

Li Ji pointed out: "The problem lies in being too orthodox."

"What do you mean, meow?"

Li Ji explained, “Ancient Egypt and modern Egypt only share the same land, but their cultures and histories are actually disconnected. The descendants of the ancient Egyptians are now just a minority group, and they have abandoned most of their traditional ways and even converted to Christianity.”

"The majority of Egyptians nowadays are Arabs, and they don't wear these clothes anymore."

His Highness the Crown Prince smiled with satisfaction as he watched Li Ji speak eloquently.

"Your research on Egypt is very thorough. You even know about the changes in the main ethnic group and culture of Egypt. You must have done a lot of research."

"You flatter me, teacher. I have some knowledge of it."

Dejected, Delulu lowered her head: "So that means I've missed another fashion cycle, meow?"

Seeing Dailu's dejected look, Nini couldn't help but laugh. She took the opportunity to mock her, "Pretending to know what you don't, trying to be clever."

Delulu retorted fiercely, "If your mouth is always so foul, I can find something to gag it, meow."

"Stop making noise."

His Highness the Crown Prince has stopped the two of them from arguing countless times.

"Since that's the case, I'll give you two another chance. Does either of you know anything about the origin of my clothes?"

His Highness the Crown Prince spread his arms wide, his large black robe unfurling, making him look like a bat that had come to life.

"I don't understand cats."

Dailulu immediately backed down, sat cross-legged on the ground, and stopped talking.

Nini burst out laughing.

"Nini, you come here."

Nini, who had just been all smiles, froze instantly: "Teacher, I don't understand either."

This time, the smile shifted to Delulu's face.

"Li Ji, do you know?"

Of course Li Ji knew that; who wouldn't know? Even we old Earthlings all know.

"This is a traditional garment for Arab women. Because Arabs believe in Islam, their doctrines hold that a woman's entire body, from head to toe, is considered private and should not be exposed to outsiders."

As Li Ji was talking, he suddenly realized that the clothes perfectly met Master Barney's requirements for participating in the exhibition.

It has philosophical depth and aesthetic appeal; all it needs is to enrich the storyline.

The story is too simple. If he could get an Arab woman to willingly give him the dress, the story would be much more compelling.

Delulu frowned as she listened: "Wait a minute, is this 'shameful body' the one I understand it to mean, meow? The one with sexual connotations, meow."

"That's it."

"So they can even get involved with hair, meow?" Delulu felt uncomfortable just saying those words, and her head unconsciously tilted at a 45-degree angle.

Li Ji was shocked by Dai Lulu's thought process. Who was so perverted as to even touch hair? But he wasn't sure. Arabic themes were a field he had never explored before, so he dared not make any rash judgments.

"I have no right to speak because I have no investigation."

Dailulu silently made a mental note of it.

[Earth's Law of Sexual Concepts, Part One: Earthlings are almost fanatical about sex, to the point that they have extended sexual connotations to many organs that were originally unrelated to sex, with Arabs being the most extreme example, even going so far as to distort the meaning of hair.]

His Highness the Crown Prince praised Li Ji highly: "What you said is absolutely correct. I did not expect your research on Earth's subcultures to be so in-depth. You are much better than I was back then."

Li Ji muttered to himself: If you go to China, I can be even more outstanding.

"But I still have a question: if you know so much about this, why are you questioning my choice of clothing?"

"I have no problem with the clothes, the problem is with you! Why would a man dress as a woman?" The Crown Prince's face darkened: "Li Ji, that's wrong of you. What gives you the right to assume—"

Li Ji was startled. Could it be that he had assumed the Crown Prince's gender, and that he only looked masculine but was actually a woman responsible for childbirth, or some other gender?
"What makes you assume I don't like women's clothing?"

"You're clearly a pervert, okay?!"

His Highness the Crown Prince was astonished: "I never imagined you even knew about such an obscure disease as transvestism! You're truly remarkable!"

"Stop praising me, it makes you seem even more perverted!"

Shark suddenly asked a very constructive question.

"What exactly are we here for?"

His initial reason for asking the question was that he always fell asleep during group meetings, so he really didn't know what to do there.

However, His Highness the Crown Prince clearly misunderstood and thought that the student was unhappy with his fooling around and wasting time.

"I'm really sorry, let's get down to business now."

Shark continued to press, "Teacher, what I want to ask is, what exactly are we here for?"

"Please believe me, I visited Egypt a few years ago and toured the pyramids. I am very familiar with the process of entering the pyramids. Just follow me."

His Highness the Crown Prince walked down the sand dune on his own.

Looking at his imposing figure, Li Ji felt a rare sense of peace.

"I never thought that after coming to Earth so many times, I would finally meet a reliable teammate. It feels so good that I don't have to lead the way."

As he spoke, Li Ji felt a lump in his throat and even felt like crying.

Shark's voice interrupted his thoughts: "Li Ji, are we sure we want to follow them?"

Following the direction Shark Bao pointed, Li Ji saw a hand covered in black gauze struggling desperately in the rapidly flowing quicksand beneath the dunes, as if a living dead person was trying to break free from the earth.

"Huh? The teacher got lost and wandered into quicksand again? What kind of familiarity is that?!"

"Stop complaining, hurry up and save people, meow!"

"Shark Baby, hold me tight!"

Li Ji suddenly stretched out his hands, which shot out like rubber, and grabbed the Crown Prince's hand.

"Shark Baby, pull!"

Shark suddenly yanked Li Ji's arm, and those hands, like long ropes, carried His Highness the Crown Prince up.

His Highness the Crown Prince landed on the sand dune, his black robe covered in yellow sand.

"Bah! Bah!"

Sand sprayed out of his mouth like water droplets.

He groggily opened his eyes and saw a little Black boy lying next to him, asking a soul-searching question: "Teacher, what I want to ask is, what are we here for?"

His Highness the Crown Prince felt the sting of being mocked.

This is clearly a challenge that students are putting their professional abilities to the test.

The professors' sarcastic and mean faces flashed before his eyes.

calm down!

Although my practical skills are average, my theoretical knowledge is comparable to that of an old professor, and this isn't my first time in Egypt.

I am confident that I can lead my students to produce results that can be published in second-tier journals and safeguard this hard-won project!

His Highness the Crown Prince got up, stood on the hill overlooking the desert, pointed at the tourists coming and going in front of the pyramids, and shouted: "Trust me, I'm a professional! Now come with me to the pyramids."

Li Ji had another bad feeling.

Shark Baby's question echoed through the desert: "Can anyone tell me what we're here for?"

(End of this chapter)