He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 35: Classmates are Flying, Li Ji's Group Happily Joins in the Fun
Chapter 35: Classmates are Flying, Li Ji's Group Happily Joins in the Fun (Seeking Monthly Tickets on Monday)
Li Ji continued to explain.
"However, the external structure of the mimicry sphere is very stable, with only one almost airtight gap. Ordinary people cannot open it without tools."
“We’ve been together for the past two days, and no one else has come near your ball.”
Do you have any ideas?
After thinking for a moment, Delulu gritted her teeth and said, "It must be Nini and the others, meow!"
"Do you have evidence?"
"No! That's just a cat's intuition, meow."
Should we retaliate?
"How is that possible, meow!"
Suddenly, Dailu puffed out her chest and, as if performing a model opera, said in an extremely affected manner, "I am an excellent student in both character and academics, how can I use such despicable means to compete, meow?"
Li Ji looked at Dai Lulu with a blank expression: "Big sister, have you been possessed? Where's my irritable Lulu?"
Unmoved, Delulu continued her affected manner, "Nini and the others have forgotten the earnest teachings of the school and teachers, abandoned the excellent values of the Interstellar Alliance, and become objects of everyone's contempt and disdain."
"But we cannot abandon our bottom line. We should uphold our personal integrity and be good students with excellent moral character, and good citizens of the Interstellar Alliance, meow!"
Li Ji almost laughed; Dai Lulu's words were clearly meant for the teacher on the other end of the monitor.
He maintained his image as a good student while subtly putting down Nini, all while maintaining an impeccable attitude.
"Alright, alright, you're a good citizen of the Interstellar Alliance, meow. So what's our next step?"
Without hesitation, Delulu said, "The list also includes shopping, using the restroom, and making friends, meow."
Li Ji plans to get a cell phone first, so that he can easily contact his family and avoid suspicion.
"Shopping. Haven't you noticed that everyone on Earth has their own communicator?"
Dailu nodded.
"Look, meow. It seems like Earthlings always have their own communicators, meow."
"You're quite observant. Earthlings call it a cell phone. We need to integrate into Earth; how can we be without it?"
"Let's go to the mall now!"
Tianyue City is the largest shopping mall in Binjiang District.
Pedestrians come and go, and the staff at the shop entrance greet them with smiles.
There was a lot of noise.
Every now and then, a voice could be heard from upstairs: "A37, Grandma's calling you for dinner!"
The air was filled with the aromas of various perfumes and different cuisines, a strange and mixed mix, like falling into the stomach of some kind of creature.
Sunlight streamed through the glass windows at the top, illuminating the giant baby balloon on the roof.
Li Ji and the other two looked up at the baby's tender face.
"Earthlings are so strange. Why do they hang their babies in the sky?" Shark Baby asked, pointing at the baby.
Dailu explained, "We talked about it in Earth Customs class, meow. Some Earthlings have a strong fertility worship, hanging babies in the sky, which should also be a kind of fertility worship, meow."
Li Ji sighed, "That was just a promotional campaign by a maternity and baby store. Who told you that people on Earth generally have a fertility worship culture?"
"Professor Ned from Earth Customs class, meow. The data he presents in class shows that about 24% of Earthlings still retain fertility worship, meow. After all, we're primitive people, meow."
"Those are all Indians! Chinese people don't have fertility worship. This is just an ordinary decoration."
"Decorative items, meow?" Delulu seemed to have touched on a key word. "No one knows more about decorative items than me, meow."
She smiled slightly: "This is why I love the Earth."
Li Ji looked bewildered: "Who asked you?"
Completely absorbed in her own world, Delulu said to herself, "The Interstellar Alliance prioritizes efficiency, which results in most things being ugly, minimalist designs, meow."
"Most of the clothes are silver bodysuits. They're so ugly, meow."
"Only these inefficient primitive humans on Earth would retain this meaningless aesthetic, meow."
Li Ji remained completely detached. He patted Dai Lulu's shoulder in surprise: "Big sister, no one is asking you these questions. Who are you talking to?"
Delulu ignored her, gazing intently at the baby balloon.
"Perhaps only things that are meaningless are beautiful, meow."
"Just like this balloon, it doesn't matter whether it exists or not, meow."
Suddenly, with a loud "bang," the baby balloon exploded on the spot.
"Dailulu, is your mouth blessed?"
A commotion broke out among the surrounding crowd. Some people screamed and ran away, some crouched down with their heads in their hands, and some looked up to find the cause of the explosion.
Li Ji chuckled and said, "That's good, it really doesn't exist anymore."
Dailu glared at him.
Suddenly, screams erupted all around, and the restless crowd surged outwards like a tidal wave.
Li Ji felt something was off.
How could a mere balloon possibly cause such a disturbance?
"Look! That person is flying so high, and he's even breathing fire!"
Shark excitedly pointed to the ceiling. A blonde, blue-eyed white girl was flapping her arms and flying around overhead like a pterodactyl, constantly breathing fire.
Flames ignited a huge banner advertisement hanging on the roof.
The flaming steak in the advertisement actually comes with flames.
Perhaps because he had spent so much time with aliens, Li Ji wasn't panicked at all; he even felt like laughing.
Li Ji concluded that this person must be his classmate.
But your description is too abstract.
How about cosplaying as a fire-breathing dragon?
No wonder Delulu is number one, what competitive advantage do you insects have!
"It's KK Meow."
Dailulu stood with her hands on her hips, her mouth unusually smiling into a cat-like "w" shape.
Who is KK?
"Li Ji, I just can't do anything with you. Don't you know anyone in the class?"
Li Ji chuckled lightly: "Hmph! You guessed it."
"KK is fourth in the department overall, and she and Nini are in the same group, meow."
"Nini and the others should be nearby too."
"Meow there!"
Following the direction Delulu pointed, there were two foreign women next to the escalator on the fourth floor.
The two blondes and blue-eyed women stood out conspicuously among the fleeing Chinese crowd.
One of them was holding something in his hand and crying loudly, seemingly calling for help.
Another person waved and shouted into the crowd, "Don't be afraid! It's all fake!"
But nobody paid any attention.
Nini and her group first berated Li Ji, and then kicked Dailulu out.
If Delulu's intuition is correct, then they were the ones who destroyed the mimicry spheres.
After all, they were all staying in the same hotel, so they were highly suspicious.
Nini's group and their own group were sworn enemies, and at the same time, they were direct rivals of Li Ji in the competition for a teaching position at the university.
They've committed crimes, so I definitely can't help them.
Judging from its current scale, it's likely to be taken to the Interstellar Court.
Li Ji strongly suspects that the Earth Science Department is essentially a battle royale game, where most people graduate early and go to an interstellar prison to peel gamma-ray mutated potatoes.
Dailulu suddenly fell ill and, in a serious tone reminiscent of a model opera, exclaimed loudly, "Oh dear, they are our classmates, meow!"
"For causing such a disturbance, they'll definitely be imprisoned by the Interstellar Court, meow."
Dailu grabbed Li Ji's hand.
"What should we do, meow? Li Ji, we should help them, meow!"
Li Ji was a bit out of character: "Girl, you're the Best Actress? You just blurt that out. I think you're afraid they won't be convicted!"
"Sigh! But what can students like us with limited abilities do?"
Dailu pretended to be heartbroken and pounded her chest.
"There's really nothing I can do to help, meow. As the class monitor, it's heartbreaking to see my classmate go to jail, meow."
Lee Ki couldn't look directly at her because Dai Lulu's lips were almost bursting with suppressed laughter; her "W"-shaped mouth twitched like waves.
If she laughs first, I'll definitely burst out laughing.
Li Ji casually remarked, "This should be considered a lively occasion, right?"
The three of them smiled at each other, and as if in a synchronized dance, they put their hands behind their backs, stretched their necks to 1.1 times their normal length, and tilted their heads forward.
"Hey, run! There's a monster!"
A security guard rushed in and told them to run.
Everyone else was running outside, at most snapping a video.
This family of three, however, were just like the old man watching fishing, standing in unison with their hands behind their backs, craning their necks, and staring intently at the fire-breathing man in the sky.
They would also laugh from time to time, making meowing sounds.
"You three are too careless! You should leave here immediately, it's very dangerous."
Li Ji turned around and said casually, "Uncle is fine, you guys go ahead. We'll watch for a while longer."
Shark added, "We can watch for another 34 seconds."
He meticulously timed it, determined to adhere to the principle of watching the spectacle.
"What are you doing—"
The security guard's voice abruptly stopped.
He remained motionless, his hand raised in mid-air, his wide-open mouth tilted to one side, revealing his swollen tonsils, and his eyes were three-quarters closed, like a candid photograph.
The entire mall suddenly fell silent, and all the people on Earth froze, as if time had stood still.
(End of this chapter)
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