He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 356 The President of the United States Holds a Meeting to Discuss Pesticide Sprayers
Chapter 356 The President of the United States Holds a Meeting to Discuss Pesticide Sprayers
In response to the president's question, Director Cash nodded with utmost seriousness.
"I'm 100% sure. Look, everyone."
Director Kash produced two sets of photos.
One set shows pesticide sprayers captured by satellite, while the other set shows a pesticide sprayer parked on a farm.
"The pesticide sprayer in the satellite photos has the exact same license plate, model number, and even scratches on its wings as Old Tommy's plane. What does this mean?"
A blond white aide standing behind the president asked in a questioning tone, "Does this mean it really crossed half of America, the entire Atlantic Ocean, and the whole of Africa in seven minutes to reach the Sinai Peninsula?"
Director Cash nodded with conviction: "Yes."
“That’s 9500 kilometers per hour, which means that pesticide sprayer’s flight speed is as high as—” The general in military uniform took out his mobile phone calculator and began to calculate, “—81249 kilometers per hour? That’s Mach 66, while rockets only travel at around Mach 30.”
"That's right, Lieutenant General, you've spotted the blind spot."
"Any normal person would think it's impossible to fly that far in 7 minutes, okay?"
Director Kash analyzed carefully: "At present, there seems to be only one truth, which is that this aircraft uses technology that we cannot understand."
Everyone speculated: "Could this be some kind of advanced technology from China?"
"Could it be alien technology?"
Director Cash shook his head: "But my reasoning is quite the opposite. The people behind this might want us to believe that it's based on technology beyond our comprehension."
"When our agents visited old Tommy's house, they questioned his daughter-in-law Lucy. She said that an unknown man had come to their house, claiming to be Jimmy's son. Jimmy, who suffers from dementia, believed him. She called the immigration authorities multiple times to arrest this strange man, but he always managed to escape."
"This man always wore a thick trench coat, a Mexican cowboy hat, and sunglasses perched above his eyes; he was very strange."
"Moreover, this person has a very strange habit: he must brush his teeth after using the toilet, and the toothbrush is always disposable."
"Our agents have conducted a biological test on his toothbrush and found fecal residue on it. Please take a look."
Chief Cash held up an evidence bag containing a plastic toothbrush.
Everyone immediately took a step back in unison.
"In conclusion, I think this person's behavior is very suspicious. I suspect he is an agent infiltrating Old Tommy's house, and the farmer is just a cover for him."
"He used this opportunity to collude with others to simulate an identical pesticide sprayer in order to mislead our judgment."
The president, unable to contain himself any longer, asked, "For what? What is the point of all this trouble?"
Chief Cash stood up: "I wonder if everyone remembers the Asian cell phone 'man' and the vampire boy who caused a scene at Los Angeles City Hall a few months ago?"
"Remember those two people you never caught?"
"That's not important! The key thing is, please look at this set of satellite photos."
Cash then took out a few more photos, which vaguely showed three people on the plane.
The pilot was that weirdo in a trench coat, Mexican hat, and sunglasses, while an Asian man and a little black boy with a water pipe stuffed in his mouth sat in the back.
"Asian male, Black boy. A familiar combination. They've appeared in Los Angeles and India." "According to the FBI's current deductions, they belong to a criminal organization attempting to rule the world—the Red Dwarf Saints. And these Black boys are their mass-produced bio-engineered humans."
A Black staffer angrily exclaimed, "This is racism!"
Ignoring him, Cash continued, "I suspect that this mummy mutation incident is also a conspiracy orchestrated by them."
The president scratched the back of his neck and asked again, exasperated, "What's the point of all this? Aren't they trying to rule the world? Why are they destroying mummies? And what are these mysterious liquids?"
Director Cash explained, "My theory is this: they originally used some terrifying technology to revive these mummies, but they found that these mummies were too powerful and beyond their control, so they destroyed them with a special medicine for mummies."
Silence fell, and the Oval Office was silent for several seconds.
The president's voice broke the silence: "Actually, I believe the alien version more. Would any of you be willing to elaborate?"
A general stepped forward: "Your Excellency, I am the Commander-in-Chief of the Space Force, and I have some authority to speak on the alien version of the story. Although we have not yet found any clear traces of aliens, this matter is clearly beyond the comprehension of Earth's technology, and I am more inclined to believe that it is the work of aliens."
"In my view, these mummies could withstand the power of a nuclear explosion and remain almost unharmed, and could even infect each other. This is clearly not Earth technology or biology."
"I deduce that these mummies are alien machines that delivered nanobots into these Israelis and restructured their bodies."
"The pesticide sprayer was actually an alien spaceship, and the unidentified liquid was a special weapon designed specifically to target this kind of creature."
"The aliens did this to protect Earth. Perhaps they discovered us long ago in the vast universe and have been protecting us in secret."
Silence, and then silence that lasted for several seconds.
The president's voice broke the silence: "Now I'm more inclined to believe the Red Dwarf Saint's version."
A satisfied smile appeared on Director Cash's face.
The Space Force general exclaimed excitedly, "Where is there anything about my statement that is unbelievable?"
The president stated, "If aliens have been protecting us, we should have a lot of records about these things, but Director Cash, do the FBI have those records in their files?"
"No, Mr. President."
The president shrugged: "That settles it. Why would aliens protect us? Do they want to study us? Why don't they just come and capture us? Are aliens that civilized? Hahaha!"
The president smiled, and the whole office laughed along with him, filling the air with a cheerful atmosphere.
The white-clad female advisor in the corner breathed a sigh of relief. She thought to herself: They almost discovered the existence of our interstellar alliance. But I'm a fugitive. What does it matter to me if they find out?
-
Upon receiving the news, the Israeli prime minister immediately issued an order forbidding any attack on Egypt.
After all, they had sacrificed 8000 elite troops, and the plan to attack Egypt had been exposed.
Most importantly, they are still shaken. Despite the assurances from the five permanent members of the UN Security Council that it was a supernatural event, Israel still insists that it was an evil black magic of the Egyptians.
(End of this chapter)
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