He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.

Chapter 374 The Dean is Astonished by New Earth Science Discoveries

The dean sat in his brand-new office.

This mini office is located on the wall of an old reception room in the school.

A hole ten cubic centimeters in size was carved into the snow-white wall.

An automatic iron gate was installed on the outside.

The little black fluffy ball sat peacefully inside, and no extra wind could blow it away.

The dean brought up the academic achievement reports of each department for the month on the control panel.

He flipped through the pages with satisfaction.

"This article from the Sociology Department, 'Mother-Killers Are More Likely to Achieve Social Success,' is truly insightful and deserves to be published in a second-tier journal."

He continued flipping through the journal: "The anti-sociology department's paper, 'An Empirical Study on the Effective Reduction of Regional Conflicts by Sinking Continental Plates with Star Destroyer Weapons,' is really excellent, but it's a pity it was only published in a second-tier journal."

He flipped through it again.

"The Department of Waste Recycling and Human Reuse truly lives up to its reputation as the strongest department in our college. This month alone, it has produced a paper in a top-tier journal."

"Let me see what groundbreaking results the 'Babardadu Alien Usability Study' has yielded."

The bodies of the Barbaradu aliens can be made into sofas that are not only soft and reliable but also highly malleable. If a user accidentally falls off, tentacles can be controlled via a network to lift the customer back onto the sofa, making them especially suitable for places like neuro-entertainment venues.

"This research is so good, I want to have one myself."

The Barbaradu aliens' neural network is semi-fluid, possessing extremely strong neural signal transmission capabilities, surpassing most liquid data cables currently on the market, allowing for the large-scale extraction of Barbaradu aliens' blood for use.

"No wonder they're so quick-witted. With this, will my controller react even faster?"

The tentacle secretions of the Barbaradu aliens have an excellent flavor, making them suitable for canning into food products or launching new flavored nutritional pastes. A patent has been applied for; please contact us if interested.

The dean flipped to the end of the article, where the authors offered valuable suggestions on maximizing the utilization efficiency of the Barbaradu aliens.

In conclusion, the best way to utilize the Barbaradu aliens is as follows:

[Partial removal of the brain to integrate with the main network to improve computing power. The brainstem and cerebellum are preserved to maintain vital signs.]

The torso is used as a sofa, and the secretions from the tentacles are collected periodically to make delicious snacks...

The dean was very satisfied after reviewing it.

"This is an academic achievement with advanced value to the Interstellar Alliance, taking into account practicality, commercial viability, and rationality. It not only caters to market pain points but also solves the unemployment problem for the vast majority of Barbaradus. It's truly ingenious."

Next up is the Earth Sciences Department's monthly progress report.

When the dean saw the words "Earth Science," his previously upturned smile vanished, and his expression instantly turned serious.

"Earth science, ugh. It's a truly awful subject. You might as well not study it; it'll only make you feel worse. It's nothing more than that idiot Professor Piyander publishing some disgusting and outrageous theories in his infamous journal, 'The Vanguard of the Old Times,' without a shred of shame in his pursuit of academic achievements."

"Skip it. Just tell them you've seen it, did a great job, and keep up the good work."

The AI ​​assistant issued annotations according to the dean's instructions.

Just as the dean was about to look at the research results of the next department, he suddenly had a brain fart.

"I'd better take a look. Biyangde, don't publish articles recklessly and ruin our entire academy."

The dean opened the academic achievement report and saw that it clearly stated:

A Feasibility Analysis of Implementing the Policy of Restricting Certain Genders from Eating at the Table within the Interstellar Alliance

He breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank goodness they just don't allow us to sit at the table to eat. That article last time, which was supposed to be about how Earthlings oppose abortion, was much scarier."

He was about to close the report when he saw that there was still a lot of content on it.

"Two papers in second-tier journals, not bad. His Highness the Crown Prince really led a group of students to publish in second-tier journals. Now those shrewish professors can't compete with him."

"This transfer student is amazing. He managed to get published in a second-tier journal in such a trashy field as Earth Science. Those professors who hold positions without doing any work complain to me about journals discriminating against Earth Science and not publishing their articles. I think it's their own incompetence that's the problem!"

"There's also a top-tier journal." "Wait a minute? A top-tier journal!"

The dean immediately perked up.

He looked at it carefully several times.

It is indeed the top-tier journal "Planet".

"There's only been one top-tier journal in the history of Earth science, which was when the first primitive civilization on Earth was discovered. We can't possibly discover another civilization this time, can we?"

He glanced at the paper's title—[Underground Reptilian Civilization Discovered on Earth, Earth's History May Be Majorly Rewritten]

"We've really found something else! And this last part sounds a bit like a news headline, doesn't it?"

He glanced at the author of the article.

"Li Ji? Nini? Who are these people? Are there any such people at our school?"

The dean suddenly remembered.

Nini is the student who was reported to have been arrested in this announcement.

"How did she manage to find the lizard people? Even while committing crimes on Earth, she doesn't forget to do academic research. She truly deserves to be an outstanding student nurtured by our school."

The other name sounded more familiar and kept echoing in his mind, but he just couldn't remember where he had seen it before.

The dean had no choice but to retrieve the student records.

When he saw that lump of purple jelly, all the memories came flooding back.

"It's him!"

Last time, my office window was smashed by two seafood, and I almost floated into outer space. It was this jelly man who saved me.

Looking at the photo, the dean couldn't help but have a question in his mind.

"Is the slime on his tentacles really delicious?"

"Now doesn't seem like the time to think about this issue."

"Isn't this kid a slacker who skips class every day? I remember his overall grades were below average. Am I mistaken?"

The dean looked through Li Ji's file again in disbelief. The recorded grades were correct; he was indeed below average.

He glanced at the name on the journal again.

He excitedly slapped the table: "I knew this kid could do it! AI assistant, help me distribute this academic achievement award, and also draft an email for Li Ji to express my appreciation for him."

"Ding-dong-"

Li Ji was on his way to the "Master Barney's Original Imprints Exhibition".

His communicator suddenly rang.

Dailulu lay back in the back seat, holding up her communicator and saying, "Li Ji, your communicator is ringing, meow!"

"Can you take a look for me? I need to set sail."

Li Ji gripped the spaceship's control lever, his eyes fixed on the interstellar map on the control panel, fearing a collision with an oncoming asteroid.

"I really don't understand, if there's self-driving technology, why do you still need to manually control the cat?"

"You don't understand, my hand—oh my god! A meteorite is coming!"

Outside the glass, a huge meteorite was seen hurtling towards the spaceship.

Shark Baby shouted, "Li Ji! Hurry up!"

(End of this chapter)