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Chapter 376 Shark Baby Wants to Bite the Soccer Ball

Chapter 376 Shark Baby Wants to Bite the Soccer Ball
Milia raised her hand and asked, "What exactly is football? We haven't even previewed this lesson yet."

With a smile, Delulu tapped on her communicator and projected a holographic image of a lush green football field.

"As the name suggests, football is a sport in which the foot touches the ball."

Milia looked down at her lower body, which was now connected as one piece.

"If I don't have enough, does that mean I can't participate?"

"You can mimic a human to participate, meow."

Li Ji nodded after listening and continued sailing with peace of mind.

"It seems that Delulu really knows a lot about football."

Shark Baby ran over on all fours: "Can all four of my legs kick a ball?"

"Of course, meow. Li Ji, all eight of your feet can kick a ball, meow."

"No! Absolutely not!"

Li Ji immediately switched the spaceship to autopilot mode.

He excitedly climbed down from the driver's seat.

"Delulu, I will not allow you to tarnish football like this."

"Where did I say something wrong, meow?"

"Wrong! Utterly wrong! Football can only be played with two feet at most, and what I'm calling tentacles!"

"Then you can't play soccer, meow."

"I can kick!"

"How can you kick a soccer ball with your hands, meow?"

"Then let me ask you, is American football a sport that can only be played with feet in the United States?"

"That's right, meow."

"That's absolutely right!"

"American football isn't played with your feet at all! I can't explain it to you clearly, so let me explain football to you. Football is about two teams, eleven players on each team, who touch the ball with any part of their body other than their hands to get the ball into the opponent's goal and score a point. The winner is decided within 90 minutes."

The football field is divided into two halves along the center line, with a goal on each side and a square marked with a solid white line in front of each goal.

"This square is called the penalty area. Each team will have a goalkeeper who can catch the ball with his hands inside the penalty area. He is also the only person on the team who can touch the ball with his hands. There are many other details, we'll figure them out later. Does anyone have any questions?"

Shark Baby raised its hand: "Question! If any part of the body is acceptable except hands, can I use my mouth to pick it up?"

Li Ji hadn't expected the first problem to be so serious.

"Hmm, there has never been a person with such a big mouth in the history of humankind, but it seems theoretically feasible."

Lee Ki already had a premonition that a unique football match was about to unfold.

Milia raised her hand: "A question! Is it okay to kick someone?"

"Good question! Finally, someone has hit the nail on the head. No. You can't kick someone, but if you kick the ball first and your body accidentally kicks someone due to inertia, it might not be considered a foul. You know what I mean."

Dailulu raised her hand: "Question, meow! Can't four people kick a soccer ball, meow?"

"No."

"Then how do we compete against the world's number one team, meow?"

"Why do we have to compete against the world's number one team?"

Li Ji earnestly advised, "Football is a highly professional sport. Technique, tactics, and physical fitness are all indispensable, and these all require long-term, systematic training day in and day out, sometimes for over a decade. The tactics in top-level professional matches are very complex. If we just go up there and kick around haphazardly, we won't even be able to touch the ball." "Moreover, the pace of top-level professional matches is very fast, and the physical intensity is also very high. Not to mention those without a foundation, even many top professional players would find it difficult to hold the ball for more than 5 seconds before a group of strong men come up to take it away."

"Not to mention the skills required for football. They can accurately pass the ball to the dominant foot of a teammate running 60 meters away. You don't even know which part of your body to use to kick the ball, how can you possibly compete with them?"

Delulu paid no attention to anything, but was seriously thinking about her plan to win the world's number one spot.

"We'll just randomly pick 7 people from the roadside to team up with us, and then pay other teams from Royal Cosmic Tower to play a match against us. That would be perfect, meow."

Li Ji's three eyes widened: "What's perfect about it? Didn't you hear me? Football is a professional sport! It's not just about grabbing seven random players."

"Then I'll pull 15 cats."

"It's not a matter of numbers. If you insist on playing against other teams from Royal Cosmos Tower, you can't do it this way. They don't just come to play because they have money."

"I'll offer 100 billion euros, meow."

"You want to short the euro? Even if you pay them, when they come, they won't field their best players if they see us as a bunch of amateurs."

"So what should I do, meow?"

Li Ji thought for a moment: "If we really have to play against them, we can replace four players from their opposing team and infiltrate them for a closely contested match. How could I possibly use the word 'closely contested'?"

"Excellent idea! I'll leave this to you, meow!"

Dailu patted Li Ji on the shoulder.

Li Ji felt a mix of regret and excitement.

Which football enthusiast wouldn't want to have a close encounter with the world's top players?

Many people spend tens of thousands of yuan to watch a game, but you can play in a game and even have the chance to kick the world's number one player, Madali. This is simply the happiest moment.

However, professional teams have strict personnel arrangements, and we cannot join them temporarily.

The only solution is to kidnap the players and replace them in the game.

However, with the four of us having almost no experience, it's easy for the player to be ruined.

Unless we can find a team that is at a similar level to us.

"Where can we find an amateur team that can compete with the other teams in the Royal Cosmic Towers?"

Li Ji suddenly remembered that there is a competition in European football called the Home Cup.

This is a tournament in which teams from all levels of leagues across the country have the opportunity to participate.

Football leagues are divided into a series of levels from high to low. Lower-level teams have the opportunity to be promoted to higher-level leagues through good performance, while higher-level teams can be relegated due to poor performance.

Generally, the teams at the higher levels are commercialized and professional teams, while the teams in the lower leagues are almost all semi-professional or even amateur teams.

The striker might be the owner of the local convenience store, and the defender might be his 60-year-old father.

All we need is to find a lower-level team that can play against the other teams in the Royal Cosmic Towers.

No one doubts that a semi-professional player can't play football, and a poor performance won't ruin the team's reputation.

Li Ji quickly contacted Xi Changtiao and asked him to send a schedule of matches for the other teams in the Royal Universe Towers over the next few months.

Since the matter was not urgent, Li Ji did not use quantum communication, but instead used gravitational wave communication. It will take some time for the information to be transmitted back.

I heard Luo Xi's AI broadcast in my ear.

"Master, we are about to reach our destination, Star Banuer."

"The name of this planet is quite arbitrary."

(End of this chapter)

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