He lives on another planet and is majoring in Earth Science.
Chapter 380 Dailulu's Jealousy Leads to Blame on an Innocent Person
Chapter 380 Dailulu's Jealousy Leads to Blame on an Innocent Person
With a clatter of its feet, it leaped onto the glass display case, its large front teeth gleaming in the sunlight.
Pointing to the drop of red liquid, she said, "The exhibit I brought this time is called 'The Great Fusion of Life'! Can you guess what it is?"
Li Ji tried to think about the meaning behind the name and finally came to a conclusion: "It's really baffling."
Shark Baby bit its finger and pondered deeply: "I bet there are lots of life inside!"
"Wow, what an utterly absurd guess."
Gibberish excitedly shouted, "You guessed right! There are lots of life inside!"
Li Ji said helplessly, "Could it be that a drop of water is full of microorganisms?"
"How could it be something so unoriginal? Miss, why don't you take a guess too?"
Delulu frowned, revealing a disgusted and world-weary face.
"I don't want to guess, you rabbits must have come up with something disgusting again, meow. That's why I don't like this kind of exhibition, meow."
It excitedly clung to the glass display case, crawling on it like a toad.
“Young Miss, the great fusion of life is very precious and wonderful. This drop of liquid contains the reproductive cells of 3426 male mammals from the planet Duogege, including cells from every different subspecies of the Duogege people.”
He could understand each word of the passage, but when put together, it was like a series of punches repeatedly hitting Li Ji's brain.
"Wait a minute, is this the germ cell I'm thinking of?"
"That's right. Genuine."
"Is this the method of gathering material that I was thinking of?"
She proudly puffed out her chest, smiled and nodded, the sunlight gleaming on her front teeth.
"That's right, I collected all of these reproductive cells over three years."
Shark and Milia counted on their fingers.
"On average, that's many, many times a day."
"That's why I hate this exhibition, meow."
Li Ji asked incredulously, "Do these exhibits fit the theme? Is there a story behind them? Oh no, the story is quite compelling. And the philosophical message? Ah, this certainly makes one reflect on the problem of excessive desires leading to perversion."
"No, no, no." Chattering incessantly interrupted Li Ji's internal monologue, "Please refer to the explanation for the philosophical part."
A lifelike holographic image is projected beneath the flywheel carrying the "Great Fusion of Life".
The film uses montage to quickly edit together scenes of Jiliguala interacting with various species.
Even though these images flash by in a fleeting way, they still leave a deep wound in the young hearts of every viewer.
"What is this furry thing that looks like a cup?"
"Hairy Cup Beast".
"And what about this eight-legged elephant? The size difference is too huge, isn't it?"
"hey-hey."
What are you chuckling about?
"Wow, there are monkeys the size of a thumb!"
"That's a unique experience."
As the images flashed by rapidly, it was as if everyone had just finished viewing a diagram of the mating of mammals from the planet Duoge.
The narration was accompanied by bursts of thunder, which was Master Barney's special voice-over performance for this exhibit.
"The great fusion of life explores the boundaries of life in an unprecedented way. It is both an encyclopedia of life on the primitive planet and a reminder of our primal desires and biological instincts. Beyond the instinct to reproduce, the pleasure of mating can also lead to ruin, and not only humans, but also countless other ignorant creatures."
"I feel that the hairy cup beast was forced."
Li Ji's doubts were drowned out by the praise of the onlookers.
A cat, wiping away tears of excitement, exclaimed, "We should all reflect on the problem of excessive indulgence, meow!" "Does your species even experience mating pleasure? And yet you're already reflecting on it!"
An armed helicopter exclaimed, "These mammals are so lewd! The works of the gibberish experts always evoke these fantastical scenes in me."
Li Ji was previously very confident, believing that his work was normal.
Now he's panicking because his work is too normal.
Cat Xiaohua ran over excitedly, panting, and said to Li Ji, "Report on the progress, meow!"
Li Ji asked expectantly, "Did you find it?"
"I couldn't find the cat at all."
"Then what are you going to report?"
"I'm not afraid you'll miss me too much, so I came to let you see me, meow."
Li Ji was speechless and wanted to curse, but out of consideration for his business partner, he held back: "I don't want to, you go and get busy."
Cat Flower winked at him, then hurriedly ran away.
As Delulu watched this scene, her forced smile widened even further.
She silently bent one of the airplane ears back into place.
Young Master Mang swaggered over with his legs flailing.
"Lulu, how about we invest in this project together? We can encapsulate this 'Great Fusion of Life' in crystal and sell it as a craft pendant; it'll definitely be a huge profit. I can even make custom-made pieces based on different planets, allowing customers to experience the connection to their home planet. What do you think?"
Delulu appeared calm, but her back was already trembling.
"I'm warning you, I'm not in a good mood right now. If you keep acting like a jerk in front of me, I'm going to yell at you, meow."
The second young master of the Mang family sneered, "Go ahead and curse me! I've been cursed by you plenty of times, so come and curse me instead!"
Delulu grabbed his letter and said angrily, "It's terrible, meow! Your business plan is awful, meow! You have absolutely no business talent, every project you've set your sights on is worse than shit, meow! Why don't you just go sell shit, meow?"
With his tongue being pulled, the Second Young Master Mang mumbled a few words: "Ai uo er (sold out)."
"You're absolutely ridiculous! Who would want to buy a crystal filled with reproductive cells? It's disgusting, just like your business predictions! You're just a useless second-generation rich kid, wasting your family's money just to satisfy your shattered ego! You know better than anyone that you're useless, worthless, and without your family, you're nothing!"
Everyone present was shocked by Delulu's sudden outburst of rage.
With tears welling up in his eyes, Young Master Mang ran away, sobbing.
Realizing her outburst, Delulu felt a little embarrassed, but she pretended to be calm and said, "What are you looking at, meow? He tricked me so badly before, what's wrong with me saying a few words to him, meow? Besides, he asked for it, I already warned him, meow."
Everyone was talking about it.
Milia patted her on the shoulder: "No need." Then she walked away.
Shark glanced at her, shook its head helplessly, and walked away.
Li Ji walked over and said to her earnestly, "I understand you're in a bad mood. But you shouldn't take it out on others."
Delulu lowered her head, picking at her fingers in embarrassment: "I'm in a bad mood, do you understand me? I don't really understand myself, meow."
"Of course I understand. Women have their periods, they know. It's normal."
Delulu suddenly looked up, her face full of confusion, and asked, "Huh? What are you talking about, meow?"
"It's all due to hormones, it's normal."
"Get lost, meow!"
Under Dailulu's loud roar, Li Ji fled in panic.
He met up with his companions, ready to apologize to Young Master Mang on behalf of Dailulu.
(End of this chapter)
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